Pinkie Pie is feeling down after her friends ditch her, and doesn't know how to handle their rejection. Fortunatly, she has some other, better friends to help her through these troubled times. Friends who will never mistreat her, unlike those ponies. Friends who understand that sometimes what a mare needs to get through her depression is just some tender, loving care.

An alternate take on the infamous scene form 'Party of One' featuring a whole lot more fucking inanimate objects in the midst of a psychological breakdown.

Warnings: Pinkamena madness, sex with inanimate objects, one pony fivesome.

Now with an audio reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan, check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jilIbUvi6k