Soarin's Urinal

by Vik

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Soarin, Rainbow Dash, Drama, Porn, Fetish, Profanity, Sex, Thunderlane, Spitfire
Length: 2158

After an argument over fetishes, Soarin' and Thunderlane make up and have sex in the locker room. What they don't realize, however, is that a certain cyan mare was watching them the whole time!

After an argument over fetishes, Soarin' and Thunderlane make up and have sex in the locker room. What they don't realize, however, is that a certain cyan mare was watching them the whole time! Will Rainbow Dash confess to her voyeurism? If so, how will the couple react? Will they be freaked out or will they perhaps let her join in on their fun?

Chapter 1 contains: Watersports, M/M, Voyeurism

Chapter 2 contains: Watersports, M/M, M/F, Voyeurism

Published 2020-06-15 17:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-05-02 23:51:21 UTC

Chapter 1

Author's Note

Thanks to all my friends, watchers and viewers. You guys are great! Warning: Watersports contained within.

Chapter 1

Soarin’ and Thunderlane were cuddled up together on Soarin’s couch after a hard day of training. Soarin’ was about to drift off to sleep, but Thunderlane had other plans. Nudging the blue stallion awake, Thunderlane said, “don’t fall asleep yet honey, I want to have some fun tonight.” Soarin’ opened his eyes and as he glimpsed the sultry, lustful look in Thunderlane’s eyes. Soarin’ put on his own sultry look as his member grew hard in anticipation, poking at Thunderlane’s rear.

“So, how do you want it?”, Soarin’ asked lustfully.

“Well, I was thinking we could do something kinky tonight. We can indulge each other’s kinks,” Thunderlane replied.

“Thunder, I told you I’m not a kinky pony,” Soarin’ said.

“You sure you don’t have any kinks?” Thunderlane said.

“Sorry, honey, but I’m just not into kinky stuff. Can’t we just have normal sex?”, Soarin’ said, annoyed.

Thunderlane removed himself from Soarin’s couch and stood facing him.

“You know what? I think I’m just gonna go home early tonight,” Thunderlane said.

“So, you’re getting bored of me, eh? You wouldn’t be the first,” Soarin’ said, his ears pinned back and his expression changing from annoyed to sad.

“I never said that,” Thunderlane said.

“But that’s what you’re implying,” Soarin’ said.

“What? No! I’m not getting bored of you, I just want us to change things up a bit,” Thunderlane said.

“Well, maybe I’m not comfortable with kinky stuff? Maybe I would rather keep my fetishes to myself!” Soarin’ said. He then covered his mouth as he realized the slip-up he had made.

“Wait, you have fetishes? And you’ve never told me?!” Thunderlane said.

“Yeah, but I’d rather keep it to myself,” Soarin’ said.

“You said you weren’t kinky? What the fuck? Why did you lie to me?” Thunderlane said.

“Because I’m ashamed of the shit I get off too. That’s why I’ve told every pony I’ve ever been with that I’m not kinky. I’d rather have vanilla sex for the rest of my life than have to deal with my fetish,” Soarin’ said.

“I don’t even know what to say…I…I…I’m breaking up with you!” Thunderlane said.

Before Soarin’ could get a word out, Thunderlane stormed out. Soarin’ just sat there on his couch trying to process what the hell just happened. Tears flowed down his face as he realized that another one of his relationships had ended.

The next day, Soarin’ and Thunderlane arrived separately at Wonderbolt HQ to practice for the big show in Fillydelphia coming up in a couple days. The two ponies refused to speak to each other. They occasionally glared at each other, but otherwise avoided contact when they could. Neither could focus on the routine. The other Wonderbolts could tell something was off.

“Alright, everypony that’s it for today. See you all tomorrow morning. Soarin’, Thunderlane, my office, now!” Spitfire said.

The other ponies whispered amongst themselves as they dispersed. Soarin’ and Thunderlane followed Spitfire into her office, dreading what would follow. When they got there, Spitfire closed the door behind them and sat down in her chair.

“Alright, boys, tell me something. What the fuck was going on out there?!” Spitfire exclaimed.

“Well, maybe somepony’s loop de loops are a little boring!” Thunderlane said.

“Yeah? Well, maybe somepony should stop trying to change a part of the routine that doesn’t need to be changed!” Soarin’ said.

The two ponies glared at each other again, staring each other down. Spitfire rolled her eyes and blew her whistle.

“Sweet fucking Celestia, what happened this time?!” Spitfire said.

“Let’s just say that Thunderlane and I are having some bedroom troubles” Soarin’ said.

“Soarin’, everypony in this room has had sex with each other. There’s no need to dance around the subject,” Spitfire said.

“Thunderlane and I got into a fight last night because I didn’t want to do kinky stuff in the bedroom. We broke up,” Soarin’ said.

“I just wanted to spice up our sex life! And for some reason you don’t want to tell anypony what your fetish is?!” Thunderlane replied.

“Our sex is life is fine as it is. I’m ashamed of my fetishes that’s why I don’t want to open up about them,” Soarin’ said.

“Soarin’, nopony in this room is going to judge you for your fetish, so why don’t you just spit it out already,” Spitfire said.

“Alright,” Soarin’ then took a deep breath and said, “…I like to watch other ponies piss.”

The room grew silent for a couple seconds before Thunderlane spoke up.

“I’m actually kind of into piss too. Why didn’t you tell me you were into it too?” Thunderlane asked.

“I was afraid you would kink shame me and break up with me. I’m sorry,” Soarin’ replied.

“It’s alright,” Thunderlane said.

The two stallions embraced and kissed each other passionately.

“I would never kink shame you, Soarin’,” Thunderlane said.

“Thanks Thunder,” Soarin’ said.

"You're welcome Soarin'. I love you," Thunderlane said.

"I love you too, Thunderlane," Soarin' said, giving his coltfriend a deep, passionate kiss.

“Well, if everything’s settled, you two are dismissed. See you two in the morning with the others,” Spitfire said.

“Yep, we’re good now. Thanks Spits,” Thunderlane said.

“Yep. Thanks Spitfire,” Soarin’ said.

“You’re welcome,” Spitfire replied.

The two stallions left the office, happy to be together again. Alone in her office, Spitfire thought to herself, "Things were so much easier when we were all just friends with benefits."

After their meeting with Spitfire, the two stallions walked down the hall and into the locker room. They took off their flight outfits and put them away in their saddlebags.

“I’m going to go take a shower. You can join me if you want?” Thunderlane said.

“Sure. I need to pee first, then I’ll join you”, Soarin’ replied.

“Why not just pee on me?” Thunderlane said.

“I don’t know…I mean yeah I like to watch other ponies piss, but I’ve never even thought about pissing on somepony,” Soarin’ said, hesitant yet slightly aroused.

“Let me be your urinal, Soarin’. I think it would be fun. You don’t have to hide your fetish anymore, not like you ever had to in the first place. I like getting pissed on,” Thunderlane said.

Soarin’ was less unsure than before, but still not certain that he wanted to pee on his coltfriend.

“I’ll let you watch me pee on a cloud…,” Thunderlane said.

“Deal,” Soarin’ said.

Soarin’ followed Thunderlane into the showers. It was an open area with no doors or curtains. Thunderlane sat down on the tile floor, positioning himself. Soarin’ walked over to him. He wasn’t sure if he would be able to do this since he had never peed on anypony before. Soarin’ stood up on his hindlegs and placed a forehoof on the tiled wall for support. Now that he was in the familiar position, his dick emerged from his sheath. Thunderlane’s own cock emerged from his sheath, growing hard in anticipation. Soarin’s own member grew hard as well. With one forehoof on the wall and the other on his dick, he aimed at Thunderlane.

Soarin’ closed his eyes and relaxed. And then…he felt it. The flood gates had opened and a clear stream of piss shot out of his dick and onto his coltfriend’s chest. Soarin’ slowly opened his eyes and saw Thunderlane smiling, sticking a hoof into the stream. Soarin moved his dick around a little, coating his coltfriend’s fur with his warm piss.

“Get some on my face”, Thunderlane pleaded, closing his eyes in anticipation.

Soarin’ obliged, he moved his dick upwards and sprayed Thunderlane’s face with piss. As his stream died down, Soarin’ sprayed Thunderlane’s mane and then moved his dick downwards, hitting his lover’s cutie mark before the stream finally stopped.

“Ah…” Soarin’ said, with a sigh of relief.

“Had a feeling you would like it”, Thunderlane said, opening his eyes.

“I really did. Thanks Thunder,” Soarin’ said.

“You’re welcome. Well, I guess it’s time to wash up”, Thunderlane said, turning the water on.

“Of course,” Soarin’ said.

Soarin' then picked up a wash cloth, lathered it up with some soap and moved the soapy wash cloth up and down Thunderlane’s barrel and stomach, cleansing his lover’s fur of the mess he had made. He then moved up to Thunderlane’s neck and face before washing Thunderlane’s backside. He spent more time than he needed to washing Thunderlane’s ass, slowly rubbing it with the washcloth. He then moved on to his legs before finally his hair. Soarin rubbed the shampoo onto Thunderlane’s mane, massaging his head as he did so. Thunderlane sighed contently as Soarin’ continued to massage him, moving down from his head to his backside, once again admiring Thunderlane’s rear.

"You really like my ass, don't you?" Thunderlane said.

"Oops, I guess I got a little distracted back there," Soarin' said.

"It's alright. If you want, you can fuck me. Right here, right now. Or we can wait and do it at your place? I could really go for a nice pounding," Thunderlane said, turning the water off.

"Oh really?" Soarin' said.

"Go ahead Soarin'. Take me. Take me now!" Thunderlane said, lifting his tail all the way up, giving Soarin’ a good look at his ponut. Soarin' stepped back and took in the sight before him. His cock grew hard again as he saw Thunderlane’s exposed ponut, and thought about how badly Thunderlane wanted to be fucked and how he so badly wanted to fuck Thunderlane. Soarin' wrapped his hooves around Thunderlane and took him from behind. The feeling of his coltfriend's ass wrapped around his cock felt so incredibly good. Thunderlane loved the feeling of his coltfriend burying his cock in his ass. Soarin' thrusted in and out of him, slowly at first and then picking up speed as Thunderlane begged for more.

"Fuck me harder, Soarin'!" Thunderlane said.

"I love it when you say that!" Soarin' said, fucking his coltfriend harder and faster.

Thunderlane moaned loudly, not caring if anypony could hear him. He wrapped a forehoof around his cock to jerk himself off as Soarin’ continued to pound his ponut.

"I'm gonna cum soon," Soarin' said.

"Do it, Soarin'! I love when you cum in my ass!" Thunderlane said.

One more thrust and Soarin' blew his load in his coltfriend's ass. Ropes of thick cum shot out of Soarin’s cock, filling up Thunderlane’s rectum. Thunderlane moaned loudly, his strokes becoming faster. Soarin’ watched Thunderlane jerk off as he slowly pulled himself out of his coltfriend’s ass.

"Now it's my turn to make you cum," Soarin' said. Thunderlane stopped jerking off and watched as Soarin’ slid himself between his hind legs and jerked him off. Soarin' could feel Thunderlane's member twitch in his hooves. Soarin’ knew how to jerk off his coltfriend right, stroking him at just the right speed to bring him to his climax.

"I'm gonna cum, Soarin'!" Thunderlane exclaimed.

As if on cue, Soarin' inserted Thunderlane's member in his mouth and swallowed every drop of cum Thunderlane fired down his throat. Once Thunderlane had stopped cumming, Soarin' took Thunderlane's cock out of his mouth and the two stallions sat next to each other, catching their breath. As they basked in the afterglow, they didn't see the cyan mare who had been secretly watching them. She had experienced her own orgasm and was lying on the floor with a forehoof between her hind legs, holding back her moans so she wouldn't be heard.

Unaware of Rainbow Dash’s presence, the two stallions left the building and went to Soarin's place. On the way to Soarin’s, Thunderlane stopped at a cloud and said, “Now it’s time for me to fulfill my end of the deal.” He stood up on his hind hooves as his dick emerged from its sheath. Knowing what was coming, Soarin’ stood next to Thunderlane, so he could get a good view of the action. Aiming his cock downwards, Thunderlane began to piss, turning the cloud from white to a pale yellow. Soarin’s own cock emerged and he began to stroke himself as his coltfriend continued to piss on the cloud. Once he was done pissing, Thunderlane shook his cock and the two ponies got off of the cloud. Thunderlane gave the urine-soaked cloud a good kick and the two stallions continued on their way.

“Clouds are the best bathrooms,” Thunderlane said.

“You got that right. If I hadn’t gone in the locker room, I would’ve pissed on that cloud with you,” Soarin’ said.

“We totally need to piss on one together some day,” Thunderlane said.

“Totally,” Soarin’ agreed.

Meanwhile at Wonderbolt HQ, Rainbow Dash got up off the floor once she heard them leave and headed home too, feeling guilty about what she had just done.

“Oh Celestia, what did I do?” Rainbow Dash thought to herself.

Chapter 2

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