When a Derp Has Too Save The Day

Chapters

The Alternate Universe
The Devil Pony And The Vampire Pony
Over Throw The Queen
Husband Gets Involved
Joining The Army
The End
The Begging
Attacking the Muffins kingdom

The Alternate Universe

Meanwhile with derpy, she reapers in a land with 3 castle she walks up to a gate that’s says toothbrush castle another gate says the muffin castle. She runs right through the gate and saw a statue of an alicorn with sharp teeth standing on a dead pony with ponies bowing down to her. Scared and shocked slowly she walked in the village and a sign that say obey and on the sigh there was a scary pony. Derpy walks in the first that happens a guard walks up to her and gives a suit any demands to put it on so she does. It’s a gross green outfit that’s greenish gray. Derpy didn’t like it so she asked for another one but instead of giving her another one he said buy a not grayish one yourself! She was not very happy wondering around with ponies shoving other and all the ponies were being rude, and it wasn’t very pleasant to watch a pony get beat up and almost killed. Out of the blue a pony called her to come talk to her. That pony had green hair, red headband, and black spots this time derpy realizes that her eyes are different so she asked: miss but what’s with your eyes. The girl looks at her confused and asked what with your derped up eyes? As also ways derpy blushed but the blacked spot pony also asked what’s up with the black dots? Derpy answered: it normal where I come from. The only didn’t really seem to mind but she asked what are you doing in the open? Don’t you know that it’s safe for all new comers to hide in the shadows first, and it’s not safe for new comer to walk in the open? Derpy looked at her the derpy way, one eye facing up and on facing down. My name is Luna knighthood but call me Luna.

Derpy smiled and said’ I’m derpy hooves mother of dinky hooves!” Luna looks at derpy and asked very surprised: you’re a mother? Meanwhile with dinky doo… mommy she yelled looking everywhere for her mother. Later that day she realized her problems all started with melody. Dinky doo marches up to melody and yells for the unicorn at once the unicorn walks up and asked what the trouble my dear? Dinky doo scream at her at the top of her lungs. It was so loud that her uncle (a gray unicorn), her aunt (cloud kicker), her other aunt (raindrop), and her dad (Dr.whooves) all running to the place where they heard her scream. Soon after the scream all six of them got into a heated argument about whether derpy is alive or dead and it was also about can she bring her back or not. Meanwhile back with derpy. Derpy walks into a very small cottage with a pony waiting to buy something. Derpy then asked do you live here or are you guys renting and what’s with the uniforms. Luna answer back that the first floor is our store and the second floor is our home and we need to wear these uniforms because the queen makes us. Derpy walks up stairs with Luna and sees a pony with super dark purple and black hair. Luna says that the pony you’re looking at is my mom. Luna then shows her to her sister. A black pony with red hair and purple spots and a horn. Then she shows derpy to her friends who are a pony fairy and an Asian pony. Derpy lights of like a light bulb. The Asian pony gets scared because of the way derpy is looking at the pony fairy. Then all of a sudden derpy bombarded the pony fairy with so many questions like, where are you from, what your name, how do you have fairy wings, how you so colorful, why are you- stop scream the fairy!

First my name is Mississippi my dad did it with a fairy so that’s very odd for me but I still love them, and I’m colorful because I’m a much bigger version of my mom, and what your last question? Derpy looks at her and says muffins…. The Asian pony says and who are you Miss Derped eyes. Derpy screams I’m derpy hooves. The Asian girl sings out: sister hoof sister the most we got the talent and the sting! The four ponies giggle. After a couple hours the pony they finally come to a stop of talking about themselves. The Asian pony tells derpy her name is Leah Brohoof. Mississippi asked everybody in the room “did you know that the pony devils are coming to this house tomorrow?” Derpy was very confused “pony devil?” She asked. Yes pony devil Luna answered. “It’s a pony with bat wings and red and orange hair. She always comes with a vampire pony that can kill you in one bite. They go the every store in town and pick out one free thing from each pony they find in the stores, but if you’re not in your stores they will kill you, and also if you leave anything out they will take it.” Derpy looks outside remembering the shoving and the push and the running. That’s why she says in her head. Derpy ends up sleeping in the guest bed.

The Devil Pony And The Vampire Pony

She wakes up with a black pony over her. It was the vampire pony. Derpy faints, and later she wakes up in a dungeon chained to the wall with a vampire pony and the devil pony in front of her. Hehehe says the devil pony laughing evilly. What should we do this derped up pony? Derpy sees behind the 2 evil ponies there are skeletons and derpy also realizes there are bones on the floor. The 2 evil ponies walk up on to this beam and the floor opens into a lava pool derpy realizes that see is getting closer and closer to the lava. Derpy scream and she lifts up her legs so she won’t get burned. She screams and screams but nothing happens. Now it no more going up she has 5 seconds left. The 2 ponies sang 4 3- mommy yells dinky barging in realizing she will die in 2 seconds. The machine all of sudden stops. The ponies’ bang of the button but the devil pony looks dinky doo with her horn. I’ll kill you says the devil pony grabbing dinky doo. Dinky doo horn break the chains and derpy flies right to dinky but the bat pony grabs derpy by the wing and bit her in the wing. Derpys feels drowsy, and her wings stop flapping, her eyes close, and she doesn’t move. Dinky doo horn lights up in anger. The bat pony drops derpy but before it hits the lava Mississippi barges into the room with Luna. Luna uses her horn to grab derpy by wing right before she falls inside the lava pit. Mississippi punches the devil pony, and grabs dinky doo an also shoves the devil pony into the lava pit. Splash. Mississippi runs out with dinky while Luna runs out with dying derpy. They bring derpy to Leah, and the ponies pray to their princess. Dinky doo says” oh dear celestia. Luna looks at her and asking two questions “who is celestia? Also how did you get her?” Dinky answered back she is our princess and this is how I got here “me, my dad, my uncle’ and two aunts had a fight about my mommy. The unicorn that did the spell redid it, but this time it went according to plan. We wondered what went wrong then I remembered I got scared and mommy was looking at me and she moved. The unicorn told her not to move so I got teleported here. A pony grabbed my and made me wear something silly I threw it away but a pony warned me not to do that and she gave me her suit. Cause she had an extra. She showed me to my mommy and she is in this house right now. Dinky shows the ponies to a teenager with a light grayish pink pony with blue eyes that match her bow, suit, shoes and her glasses. She was a servant of the queen. You can tell by the way she is dressed. Mississippi offers to watches a cartoon with dinky doo while Leah is working on derpy while Luna beats up the servant. Well well well says the servant grinning evilly. Luna doesn’t seem happy with this servant her so she asked her to leave, and the servant leaves but before she does she says you know you didn’t beat the vampire or the devil. All ponies will die!!! Leah screams. They all came rushing up stairs. I don’t think derpy will make it. Dinky doo cries and Mississippi pats her on the back. As derpy eyes began to close slower and slower dinky doo began to talk louder and louder because the slower everything went the louder dinky doo voice got” mommy? Mommy? Mommy?! Stay with us mommy don’t leave! By the time she stopped taking derpy eyes where fully closed dinky cried and cried. Luna didn’t think she was dead so she checked her breathing. Luna was shocked, she was in a coma. Luna screams at the ponies telling them that she is alive and she is in a deep sleep that’s all. Dinky hugged the sleeping pony.

Over Throw The Queen

Now then says Leah. What do we do now? Dinky stood up and said “were going to overthrow this place” the ponies were shocked. Over throwing a princess? They can’t do it alone so they decide to ask another princess from another kingdom. They leave the muffin palace with a stroller with derpy who is still asleep inside. They see two castles the toothpaste castle and the no name castle. They walk into the toothpaste castle and they see a sigh that’s says brushie brush brush. Dinky looks at her mother and says I love you mommy. Mississippi tells dinky to get on her back so dinky does. Mississippi flies up really high and asked dinky do you see any evil castle? Dinky answers back I don’t think so. Evil has flowers? Mississippi tells Leah and Luna to follow her. Leah pushes the stroller and Luna walks with them. The finally get the castle and there are guards, but there was a blue alicorn with white and blue hair with a matching pony just without the wings. Luna goes up to the alicorn and asks are you the princess if no we need help finding her. The alicorn looked confused and asked “why do you need her, she is always busy’’ Luna looks at the pony very mad and says “well if you haven’t notice my friend is dying over there. Luna shows the alicorn to derpy who is darker gray (then already is). The alicorn's horn light up like a bomb and she touches derpy and the alicorn says she is now one the road back to recovery. Leah looks behind and sees a lava covered pony flying at us at light speed. Leah screams and grabs on derpy pushing thing by the mouth and runs. Mississippi looks were she was looking at and sees the vampire pony and the devil. Mississippi shoves dinky on her back and flies. Luna realizes there no time to look back that the thing. So she makes a spell to make her really fast and so she funs fast as much. The Alicorn turns around and the first she sees is a vampire pony heading right towards her. Right before the vampire pony is about to crash into toothpaste; toothpaste grabs the devil pony by the neck and asked to them both. Who said you were allowed back here? The vampire pony gulped, and the devil pony is trying to escape the hoof that is holding her by the neck. The alicorn says if you come to my castle again I will kill you and everything you know. The devil pony smiles and goes on fire. The fire spreads on the alicorn hoof to her whole body. The alicorn teleport away. The devil pony looks at the unicorn that was right behind the alicorn. The devil pony looked so and angry and evil the blue pony fainted and collapsed when they touched her. The bat pony picks her up and flies right toward the foursome (not including dinky) that ran away from them. Derpy wakes up and sits in the stroller wondering what’s happing. The five some ran into an ally and saw the angry evil ponies flying strait. Derpy lies down in the stroller. Dinky climbs on top of her mom and snuggles with her and also closes her eyes. Derpy hugs dinky, and the second derpy moves to hug dinky her shoot open and dinky starts screaming mommy! Mommy! Mommy! You’re alive! Derpy remembers the vampire biting her derpy looks at her wing and it has two holes inside, derpy pokes it and feels much pain.

Husband Gets Involved

Meanwhile with dr.whooves… oh boy oh boy this can ruin the space and the fabric of time. What do I do? The tardis. Dr.whooves runs to the tardis and jumps in and sets it to track derpy and dinky. The tardis shows up a picture of derpy and a picture of dinky and on the screen it asked are this creature you want to teleport to? Dr.whooves clicks the button yes and all of a sudden the background changes colors and tardis lands right in the middle of that ally way. Leah sees the tardis and freaks out. Derpy gets out of the stroller holding dinky doo. Dr.whooves walks out of the tardis and he saw derpy and dinky. Daddy screams dinky runn9ing for her dad. Dinky jumped right on to her father. How you doing princess, says dr.whooves giving her a little pat on the head. Dr.whooves looks at derpy and says dear, how have you-what is with the two holes in your wing? Dr.whooves look behind him and he gets a scared look on his face and he slowly walks backwards derpy looks at what her husband is looking at and there was an flaming devil pony flying toward them. Well well well, my little derpy it’s nice to know our going to pay for this! Here is a gift before we start. Derpy look behind her and the bat pony is there. The devil pony spits lava into derpy eyes. Derpy screams “I can’t see I can’t see!” the devil pony through a dead pony on the floor it was a blue unicorn. Dinky doo screams but dr.whooves covers her eyes Dr.whooves looks at both the ponies, goes to Leah and whispers something in her ear. Leah horn lights up and she teleports them away. Leah asked Dr.whooves are you a real doctor he says no. derpy asked anyone for help. Mississippi flies to the high shelf where there is are drops and eye patches and adult toys. Mississippi gives the eye drops to derpy and the eye patch. Leah tries to cheer up the mood by saying “look at the bright side at least don’t look like your eyes are crossed.” Dr.whooves, dinky doo, and derpy all look at her not happy.

Joining The Army

Derpy flies over to the castle and walks inside, goes to the princess ad asked to become a guard. Dinky doo look at derpy shocked. Dr.whooves walks up to the princess and asks to also be a guard. Dinky doo ask to be a spy. Mississippi also asked to be a spy. Leah asked to join so she can drive a tank, and Luna asked to be the brain like the computer guys. The alicorn says fine but call me toothbrush. Derpy goes the army training site. The general had green eyes and green hair and darker green hair and an army outfit. 3 month later there ready for anything. Dr.whooves controls the computer because he is good with a computer. Derpy is a swordsmen, dinky doo is a spy, Leah and Luna the guns. Derpy looks in the mirror and her eye patch and picks it up and there just skin no eye. Derpy but it back down. The alicorn takes the microphone and she yells into it “everybody report the eating room right now” so they all fly and run to the eating room. The alicorn looks at everybody and says” guys we have a problem, I started a war with the muffin ponies and boy they aren’t happy. Derpy flies up to the pole where he alicorn was and says “I WILL NOT LEAVE THIS PLACE TILL PEACE IS RESTORED!” Derpy: ARE YOU WITH ME? Them: YA! Derpy stalks back to where she was and sits. The general flaps her wing and flies to the pole and says “everpony listen to me we don’t have much time to hide” the gun ponies line up and the swordsmen line up behind them and the computer people behind them and the spies where at the last line. The genral tells everpony to follow her so they do and they end up in the meeting room. The general tells everpony to sit down and they do and she puts down toy soldier and a map and says “we will come in holding bomb under our suit and we will come in like were regular people set the bomb under the benches all around the place and when all our team is out of the village. Then we all meet in this room and I will set the bombs off. The general gives everpony a suit with a badge on it so we know who is who. She skips the swordsmen line and goes on to the other lines. She says “go everpony but the swordsmen.

The End

The next days he looks besides she looks besides her and sees Dr.whooves. Derpy think Dr.whooves not wearing any type of uniform. Derpy looks outside and sees ponyville. “What the?” derpy says. She goes inside the kitchen and starts to make muffins. Then she sees pony gathering around a pony that says “I will make all your wishes come true” this time derpy doesn’t say anything thing what the in ponyville is going on in this the pony that screwed me up in the first place? Then derpy looks at the stage and sees carrot top leaving the stage and cheering. Then she looks at spike changing the pony on stage. Derpy goes back to her home without doing anything stupid again. She sees that her daughter is trying to help with the muffins. Dr.whooves comes down and asked “honey did you have the strangest dream about queens and war and evil ponies and other types of stuff” derpy answered yes and dinky says really I had that dream to. They all look at each other shocked. Dinky then says” do you think...” the ponies knew that was no dream but no one knew the ending and how there perfectly fine.
That part is up to you

The Begging

Derpy was at her home making muffins for her husband dr. Hooves and her daughter dinky doo; little did derpy know she was in for a big surprise. Later that day she went to deliver the mail when she saw cloud kicker, carrot top, toothpaste and tons of other ponies gathering around a small cart with a stage. Derpy though it was Trixie, but this time it was a tan, browned haired pony with green eyes, wings and she had a guitar as a cutie mark and she said she can make all your wishes come true if we pay the price. All ponies were amazed, but a dark hooded pony in the shadows on stage on stage looked around and said: watch me turn this pony into a plant. She takes a looks around and spots carrot top, and yells: you stage now! Carrot top slowly walks up to the stage. As the browned hared pony sings a melody. The same pony walks out the shadow but this one is a unicorn wherein a hood. Her horn light up, and wind blew and carrot top flew up into the air while being covered with light and sparkles. All of sudden there is a tree with orange leaves on the stage. The crowd went wild, but derpy didn’t seem too impressed so she yelled at melody and the masked magician: can you make me into the queen of muffins? Because I really like muffins.

The hooded pony looks puzzled but she sighed. She turned around to look at carrot top the tree. Winds start the blow, the tree is covered with light and sparkles and the tree turns back into carrot top. Ponies clap but spike yells out I want to see real magic like twilight does. Make derpy the muffin princess to prove you’re even close to twilight’s magic power! Melody tells derpy to fly on the stage, and that’s what derpy does. Melody looks at derpy eye problem and asked her “what is wrong with your eyes? Derpy blushes and says it’s how I was born. The masked looks at one more pony for a test subject and sees tooth paste and tells her to get on stage so she does. The masked unicorn tells toothpaste think of your favorite thing to do. The trees shake, winds blows and then derpy disappears into thin air. Dinky doo gets scared. Meanwhile in toothpastes mind she is thinking of brushing her teeth. Now back to the real world derpy is now gone. Dinky doo screams and jumps on stage and grabs the masked pony and yanks of the hood. The pony was a unicorn with white skin with pink and blue hair and hides into the shadows scared. Dinky doo yells at the unicorn: give me back my mommy! The unicorn horn lit up and wind started to blow and a pony started to reforms but this time it wasn’t derpy it was a pink pony and a green propeller hat with swirly purple eyes. Dinky doo walks up to the pink pony and asked: who are you? The pink pony answer with a chaotic voice: I’m screwball. Diamond tiara yells at the pony your talent is being a screw up? Priceless! She laughed with evilness.

Attacking the Muffins kingdom

She looks at the swordsmen and says happily “you’re the top of the top people in this army and I want you to attack the guard instead of bombing the places, and here is some armor just in case.” The general gives them gold armor with a Greek helmet with the blue fur on top. The swordsmen run and fly into action. Derpy walked up to a guard and punched him and the guard jumped on derpy. Then they started a fight derpy was fighting a stallion she chopped of his head. Blood was everywhere. A teammate got up stood back to back. And that teammate died. 20 minutes into battle derpy snuck into the castle and places a bomb under the thrown of the queen when she was about the leave a pony looked at her. It was the alicorn from the evil statue she saw at the front gate of the muffin kingdom. The alicorn looks at derpy and doesn’t notice the bomb. Well well well the alicorn. Want to meet your old friends. All of a sudden the devil pony was on fire while she walked in. the wood burn, the wax melted, she was on fire, but the blue fire. “Hi derpy” says the devil pony, “you’re famous here, and we don’t like you so much. No you killed my best friend because well you got healed the blood she took from you got healthy and killed my best friend. I don’t like you derpy and so I’m here to avenge my friend”. She goes and fire and grows lava on her hoof. She touches derpy. Derpy doesn’t scream at first but after 10 seconds she screams like a little baby. The guard looks at what is wrong and they see derpy’s wing is not attached to her body anymore and it melting by lava. They look up only see that the lava is melting derpy’s other wing off. All solider attack and grabbed derpy and ran. They all met in the meeting room. The general looks at the hurt solders and tells them you need to go rest and heal. Derpy walks out the room while hearing a click. Then derpy heard bombs going off. Derpy goes to sleep.