Finale

"What's gonna happen now?" Trigger queries as he saunters over to the dismembered alicorn strung up onto the wall in front of him.

"Well, we're gonna have to heal him before he bleeds out, but he can survive for another several minutes." I reply to the white unicorn as Distrance saunters over to the duffle-bag and produces two small pliers.

"I think I have an idea, Patient." Distrance muses as he thrusts the pliers in my face with a brown aura.

"What is it? Are we gonna pull more teeth out or something?" I quizzicaly ask.

"No, actually. See the tiny metal bars in between the handles? They're for holding the pliers open. I think we should cut a wound into him and hold it open with these pliers. Maybe we could put something in there." Distrance grimaces at the thought.

"That...actually might work!" I grin wickedly as I take the pliers in a dark yellow aura.

"I'll get a knife and cut the fucker open." Trigger yawns, obviously tired.

"Wait. You're tired? We've been having so much fun killing this cunt that I thought you would be so full of adrenaline!" Spike angrily perks up at Trigger, who glowers deeply at Spike.

"Look, Patient woke me up at two in the morning. I'm tired. I'm going to crash on Twilight's spare bed." Trigger walks slowly towards the stairs of the basement.

"Dude, just wait for thirty more minutes. I'll be done by then." I tell Trigger, who looks back at the three of us.

"Fine. Just make it fast. I'm tired as fuck." He replies, sitting down in the middle of the floor facing Dark Slash's mutliated, bloody body.

"Alright. I'm gonna cut him open and, Distrance, you hold him open with the pliers." I sigh and grasp a serrated combat knife that lies on top of the dufflebag.

Wordlessly, Distrance grasps the two pairs of pliers in an aura of brown telekinesis, staring intently at the mostly red alicorn. I bring the knife over to the half-conscious, blood dripping body hanging over the floor and place the blade on his stomach.

Without any hesitation, I drag the blade deep across the alicorn's stomach, causing blood to pour from the wound, partially exposing his organs. Spike yawns and plops on the ground next to Trigger, who eagerly watches me slice open the alicorn's tummy with glee.

I giggle in delight and pry open the flaps of the moaning alicorn's stomach with telekinesis from my horn, allowing Distrance to insert the pliers between the stomach flaps, pushing the bar in between the handles down to keep the long, rusty edges in an open fashion.

"Now then, let's see what we can pull out!" I happily state, using my telekinesis to nudge the pliers, checking them to see if they're stable.

"Ooh! There's his gall bladder! Let's get that first!" Distrance seems so giddy as he hops up and down.

"Let's move out of the way so our audience can see what we're doing." I politely imply as I step to the bloodied side of the alicorn; Distrance steps to the other side, combat knife in brown aura.

"What do you want to see us remove first?" I ask the half dazed crowd of two before us.

"Hmm...Let's see you sever his colon." Trigger happily suggests as his penis pokes from the entrance to his sheath.

"Alright! One severed asshole coming right up!" The giddy Distrance shoves the knife deep into the alicorn's stomach hole and shoves it downwards, twisting the steel implement in a 360 degree rotation.

Six seconds later, Distrance puts the knife back on the ground and uses telekinesis to pull the end of Dark Slash's severed, bloodied colon from the inside of his gut.

"One alicorn asshole! For here or to go?" I jokingly ask the audience as one last log of shit slides cleanly out of the rectum, plopping onto the blood red floor with a wet splat.

Trigger and Spike, both having massive erections, burst into intense laughter over the log of shit, rolling around on the floor and beating their hooves and fists against the ground, trying to breathe. I chuckle along, trying to suppress a huge torrent of laughs as Distrance grows blood red in the face, trying not to show any of the emotion in the crowd.

"O-okay! What's next?" I try my hardest to not laugh at the two obviously horny beings in the crowd laughing their asses off.

"Cut off his ears! A-and stuff them into the r-rec...asshole!" Spike tries his hardest to convey his message as his bloodshot face contorts to an almost euphoric laughter.

"With pleasure!" I chuckle, grabbing the knife on the floor as Distrance slaps the drooling, delirious Dark Slash to his final moments of life.

"Du.....fuuuuuck......burn in.......herr....." Dark Slash barely gets the words out before I begin to slice the ears, changing those words into gargled shrieks of pure agony.

I cut a circular pattern around the left ear, grasping the knife telekinetically, and slicing the cartilage with ease. Dark Slash, though shrieking at the top of his weakened lungs, is at the volume of a loud whisper and doesn't make any attempts to fight the inevitable. I pull the left ear from the side of the alicorn's head, leaving nothing but bone and bloody cartilage in its wake. I do the same to the next ear, and after several seconds, both ears are now severed hunks of cartilage caked with bloody meat laying on the bloodied, shitty floor.

"Distrance, use your telekinesis to hold open Dark Slash's colon." I smugly call, Distrance complies, opening the alicorn's asshole wide open.

"Don't say that I didn't warn you to fuck off from Twilight's life when I told you to." I shrug and dig the pointed part of the ear into Dark's severed anus, spitting along the circumference to keep it lubed up while I shove in the other ear.

"You just shoved... his ears...up his ass..." Spike sits agape, surprised that could even happen.

"Eeyup." I quote Applejack's brother, Big Macintosh, as I give a big, toothy grin.

"Let me finish him." Distrance states.

"Do yo' thang." I rely, sitting next to the horny Trigger.

"You know, I've heard a lot of shit about your types; arrogant, rude, sexist pervs who do nothing but ruin the lives of normal ponies. It's time we end you and the rest of your red and black friends once and for all!" Distrance growls in Dark Slash's face and gives the alicorn's nose one more lick.

Distrance plunges the blade of the combat knife into the alicorn's neck, letting the remnants of the blood in Dark Slash's body seep out and coagulate on the ground, mixing with the shit and viscera. Dark Slash's death throes consist of nothing but gurgled chokes and incomprehensible words. Right before the final drops of life escape the body of this hell-bound abomination of nature, Dark Slash peeps one more phrase that is surprisingly comprehensible.

"Element...of...Dark..." Dark Slash's eyes roll into the back of his head as he empties his bowels one more time, letting his ears flop to the floor from his severed colon.

"It's done." Distrance smiles, plunging the combat knife into the unbroken eye socket of the alicorn's fresh corpse.