Did you ever have one of those days that refused to go according to plan? Well, I certainly have. One moment, I'm my sisters and I are poised to take over Equestria and the next... we get thwarted by those insufferable Pillars and their self-righteous leader, Starswirl the Bearded!

Oh, and the best part? After the worst magical hangover I've had in centuries, I get dumped into another world, all alone, inhabited by hairless monkey creatures clad in bed linens. To top it all off, Starswirl's banishment spell somehow managed to transform me into a monkey-thing as well. Perfect! Just Perfect!

At least I still have my siren magic, thank the oceans. Perhaps, I could even make a name for myself here in this strange world. In due time, of course. Might as well try to make the best of a... less than ideal situation, right?