You randomly find yourself before Princess Luna and Princess Celestia, but they are engaging in... sisterly love. You capture this on video and they beg you to show no one. But, what if you could use it to blackmail them and attain world fame?

This story makes absolutely no sense (using a porn vid to blackmail ponies into doing porn vids). It was born on a drunken evening with a friend, via AI Dungeon. The plot is egregious and nonsensical, and contains many references to real life things and people. I do not expect good ratings and I apologize for this existing, but a deal is a deal and I am a person of my word, so... here it is. Lesson: don't make bets you're sure to fail. Also, the idea for this story came from a 4Chan post. Go figure.

I'm so very sorry. Please don't hate me.