Aria's Jungle Misadventures
Aria Blaze had heard of some strange activity at Camp Everfree, and suspected Equestrian magic there. Adagio had not believed her, and said that even if they got magic, Sunset Shimmer and the other girls would just defeat them again. But Aria was determined to get her power back and exact her revenge.
She had rode her bike all the way to Camp Everfree, and when she got there, she searched every inch of the camp until she found the cave containing Equestrian magic. She picked up a crystal, and could feel power surging through her. This was it. The key to the sirens' revenge!
She put three crystals in her pocket and rode back to the city.
As soon as she arrived, she saw Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops. They stood on their guard, as they remembered who she was.
"Time to test my new power," said Aria, pulling out one of her crystals. If she was back to her original power, she could put them under her spell and then feed off their hate.
She was just raising her hand when Sweetie Drops zapped her with a taser.
...
She woke up inside a box. It was a very small box, and there was barely enough room to move. It didn't help that her feet were tied together, and her arms were tied behind her back.
She struggled against her ropes. "Hey! Whoever you are, let me out!"
But no one responded. She became aware that the box she was in seemed to be moving slightly. She must be inside a truck.
How did she get here? The last thing she remembered was Sweetie Drops raising a taser. Surely Sweetie Drops couldn't have done this? Unless she was some sort of secret agent. It seemed preposterous, but here she was.
There was so little space inside the box that Aria was starting to cramp something awful. Her butt was itchy, too, and in her current position she couldn't even scratch, which was torture for her. She was very gassy today so the inside of the box started to smell really bad within the first hour. And she had been so obsessed with getting her power back that she hadn't used the bathroom all day, not even taken her morning pee, so after four uncomfortable hours it got very wet inside the box as well.
On the sixth hour - though Aria couldn't really keep track of the time - the movement stopped. It had stopped a few times already, to which Aria guessed the driver was stopping to use the bathroom, except this time Aria could feel the box being picked up. For a moment she thought she was being buried alive. Then, once the box was set down, she could hear the sound of a small jet engine taking off. She was now on a plane, and had no idea where she was going.
About another hour later, she could feel the plane land, and the box was lifted up again. Once it was set back on the ground, it was opened up. At first it was too bright for Aria to see anything.
"Phew!" came a female voice. "She smells real bad!"
Once Aria's eyes adjusted to the light, she saw two girls wearing masks. They lifted her out of the box and set her on the ground.
"Get the jet ready for takeoff," said one of the agents to the other.
"What is this?" said Aria. Looking around she saw she was deep inside some sort of jungle.
"We want to make sure you can never cause any trouble again," said the first agent. She held up the three crystals Aria had taken. Of course she had taken them from her while she was unconscious. "Now, my partner wanted to drown you, but I wanted to give you a chance. If you make it out of here, don't EVER try anything like that again! And change your pants."
Aria blushed a little, and the agent untied her arms, then ran towards the jet.
"Wait!" said Aria, getting to her feet. She tried to run towards the jet as well, but her feet were still tied together, and she fell on her face. She stood up and hopped towards the jet, but just as she was getting close to it, its engines flared and it took off, causing Aria to fall on her butt.
She watched the jet fly beyond the treetops, and after rubbing her butt for a few seconds, untied her feet.
She tried running in the general direction she thought the jet had flown, but it was nothing but thick trees. She ran faster and faster, and then she tripped and fell face-first into the mud.
Aria sat up and moaned at the state she was in. It wasn't enough that she smelled like farts and pee.
Once she got back to her feet, she continued to walk around, looking for the exit, but still nothing. Occasionally she'd find a pool of water and drink from it, for she was very thirsty.
She eventually found a waterfall and showered off under it. It at least got most of the mud and some of the smell off. And she drank some of the waterfall water too.
After wandering aimlessly for hours, she suddenly realized it was dark. She'd have a much harder time navigating the jungle at dark so she laid under a tree and fell asleep.
...
She woke up early in the morning, for it was still a little dark, but not as dark as it was when she fell asleep.
The first thing she noticed was that she had dried off from her shower. The second thing she noticed was that she needed to pee. There wasn't anyone nearby so she pulled her purple jeans and pink panties down and started peeing, sighing of relief.
Five seconds in, she heard a loud growl. Aria was startled, quickly pulling her pants back up, and stopped peeing about a second later, dampening her pants a little.
A lion walked into view, and roared loudly at the sight of her.
Aria ran, and the lion chased after her. She ran as fast as her legs could carry her, but the lion stayed hot on her tail.
She grabbed a vine and swung on it a bit to the right, right into the bushes. The lion ran past where she had been seconds earlier, and looked around. Aria waited in the bushes, very nervous and hoping the lion would go the other way.
Then, she accidentally let out a loud fart.
The lion turned its head in her direction, and she stood up and ran. She could hear the lion behind her.
Eventually, she reached a rock wall, and turned around. The lion was slowly walking towards her, eyeing its prey. Aria sat down, trembling with fear. The lion roared, and Aria closed her eyes and let out a scream, now absolutely terrified to the point of wetting herself.
However, she did not feel the lion's teeth sink into her. She opened her eyes, and saw another lion, fighting the first lion. The two lions were fighting over who got to eat her.
They were so busy fighting that Aria was able to sneak by them unseen.
Once she was sure she was clear of them, she paused to catch her breath.
Then, a swarm of bats flew by. Aria screamed and ran, before tripping over a root and falling face first in the mud again.
...
Aria finished taking a bath in the nearest pool of water she could find, and realized how hungry she was. She looked around her and saw bananas in a tree up top. So, she started climbing the tree. She had never really climbed trees before, and had a bit of difficulty with it.
With great effort she was close to one set of bananas. She reached for it, but it was just out of her reach. She reached farther and farther...
...and then a monkey climbed by and grabbed the bananas. Aria tried to grab them with both hands and fell out of the tree. She landed butt-first on the ground.
Once she was finished rubbing her sore tush, she climbed the tree again, this time setting her sights on another set of bananas. They were out of her range too, and she couldn't reach them. So, she did the only thing she could do. She jumped towards the bananas.
She caught them in both her hands before she fell, landing on her butt once again. This was really starting to hurt.
Once she had peeled and eaten all the bananas, her butt still hurt but she wasn't hungry anymore.
Then she heard a loud noise. Thinking a lion was nearby again, she tried to run, but slipped on one of the banana peels and fell on her butt again.
As Aria was rubbing her behind, she realized the sound she heard in the distance was some sort of animal being killed, probably by a predator. Nevertheless, she didn't want to be dessert, so she walked in the opposite direction.
Once she was sure she was a safe distance away, she saw another tree with more bananas. These ones looked easier to reach, though higher up, so she climbed the tree, knowing she'd want them for her next meal.
She was just reaching for the bananas when she felt a sharp tug. She turned around to see a monkey giving her a wedgie.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
She kicked the monkey away from her and continued to reach for the bananas. Her underwear was still showing and the monkey giggled.
"Got them!" said Aria as she grabbed the bananas.
Then, the monkey pulled her backwards by her underwear and hung her from a tree branch.
"Hey! Let me down!"
The monkey grabbed the bananas and pulled on them. Aria pulled back, but the monkey eventually won, stuck his tongue out at her, and hopped away with his prize.
Aria stayed on the branch for two hours, three, four. Soon she was hungry again, and tried reaching for other bananas in the tree, but to no avail.
She had to pee pretty badly at this point. Unable to pull her pants down in her current state, she crossed her legs and fidgeted.
She held it in all night, but in the morning, she didn't make it. She had needed to go really badly and she just couldn't hold it any longer.
An hour later, a monkey climbed onto the branch on its way up to get more bananas, causing it to break, and Aria to fall on her butt.
"Owie! Well, at least I'm out of that tree."
As soon as the monkey was gone, Aria climbed the tree and successfully grabbed the bananas.
...
She didn't run into much more trouble for the rest of the day. But the next day, as she was drinking from a pool of water that tasted funny, a lion suddenly appeared.
Aria ran, and the lion chased after her. Aria climbed up a tree, and the lion walked around impatiently waiting for her to come down. Eventually, it gave up and walked away. Aria had just breathed a sigh of relief when she saw a snake in the tree next to her. The snake hissed, and Aria was frightened into falling out of the tree. She landed on a cheetah's back as it was running by, and it was startled into running faster. Aria could barely hold on and hoped she wouldn't become its meal.
Eventually, the cheetah stopped running, and Aria went flying forward. She smashed partway through a tree, making a hole in it, so that her head, arms, and upper body were through one half and her legs and butt were through the other half.
The cheetah walked up to her, and Aria trembled with fear, thinking the cheetah would eat her at any moment.
But, instead she felt something smooth and wet slide across her behind. The cheetah was licking her butt. It must have decided she didn't taste very good, for it ran away.
Aria was relieved for a few seconds, but when she tried to pull herself out of the tree, she found she couldn't. She started to panic, and tried as hard as she could to get out, but she wouldn't budge. She was stuck.
Five hours later, Aria needed to pee really badly. In her current position she couldn't even reach her pants, and she desperately tried to get out, but it was no use. Within the hour, Aria felt a sense of relief, and her pants were wet once again.
About two hours later, she felt a monkey put its hands on her butt. Her first thought was that it was going to push her through. But, instead the monkey started to slap her butt repeatedly.
"Hey, can you stop swatting my rear and get me out of here?"
Surprisingly, the monkey started to push on her butt. Aria in turn pushed on the part of the tree behind her arms, and she did seem to move an inch, but she didn't move at all beyond that.
Then...
FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRT!
A loud, boisterous, wet fart made its way out of her, blowing the monkey backwards and forcing her all the way through the hole in the tree. She fell facedown, then sat up, realizing she was free. That was quite an unladylike way to get out, but she didn't mind.
The monkey got to its feet and started making monkey noises.
"You weren't really able to do much, were you, loser?" said Aria, showing no sign of appreciation that the monkey had tried to help her out, or any remorse that it had just gotten farted in the face for it.
The monkey picked up a rock and threw it at Aria. It hit her leg, causing a bit of pain. Aria walked over to the monkey and kicked it. The monkey started to walk behind her, as if wanting to give her a wedgie or spanking, but stopped, and swung away on tree branches. Aria was sure the monkey didn't want to go near her rear end again.
She looked around and saw hundreds of mushrooms. She was very hungry after being stuck in a tree for eight hours, so she started stuffing her face with them as much as she could.
...
The next morning, Aria awoke with a sharp pain in her stomach. These mushrooms hadn't quite agreed with her. Were they poisonous? Aria peed a little from the pain and the fear that she was about to die.
And then, she let out a series of wet farts. She had never been this gassy in her life, but as she continued to let loose, the pain in her stomach decreased.
After about an hour of non-stop farting, Aria was finally done. Her underwear felt a little dirtier than it had been last night, but her stomachache was gone.
She was just beginning to take in the relief when a lion walked up to her and roared, having been drawn by how noisy she was. Aria was too tired to even stand, all she could do was pee.
But, the lion took one whiff of the air around her, and walked away. Her farts had smelled so foul that the lion lost its appetite.
"This farting is coming in handy," said Aria. She made a mental note to eat as many of those mushrooms as she could.
Just then, a humongous plant monster appeared. Aria couldn't believe something like this was in the human world. Was this more Equestrian magic?
The plant monster put Aria in its mouth. Aria was sure she was about to be swallowed and digested.
Then the monster spit Aria out, made a gagging noise, and stomped away.
She must have tasted really bad. And why wouldn't she? She had just wet her pants again, and she probably smelled like farts. She decided not to wash again until she was out. If she smelled and tasted bad enough, no jungle creature would want to eat her.
She continued to search for an exit to this forsaken jungle, and after a few hours she found the mushrooms again. She wanted to be as gassy as possible to kill any predators' appetites so she sat down, and let out a squeal, for she sat on a pile of thorns. After finding somewhere less prickly to sit down, she wolfed down every last mushroom in this area.
She had just finished when she felt a pressure in her bowels. Last time it had taken longer than this for these mushrooms to take effect... but this wasn't a fart and she knew it. She pulled down her pants and panties and noisily released the contents of her bowels.
Once she was done, she reached for a leaf to wipe herself with, knowing she'd need about 20 wipes to get her butt clean, but stopped. She wanted to smell bad, and she knew just what would contribute to that. So, without wiping herself with anything, she pulled her pants and underwear back up. She considered sitting in her mess, but that would gross her out too much.
After another hour of searching, she found a monkey carrying some bananas, and was peeling one to eat it. By now the mushrooms were starting to take effect. Aria wasn't sure if this was the same monkey who had stolen her bananas, the one who had given her a wedgie, or the one she had farted on, but she didn't care. She positioned her butt so it was right in front of the monkey's face.
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP!
The monkey fainted from the smell, and Aria put her hands on her butt, as her underwear felt dirtier after that boisterous fart.
Aria took the bananas and ate them. They didn't taste bad even after being farted on. Their peels must have protected them.
After she was done, she lifted her leg and released another loud, wet fart, and then stuck her behind in the air and let loose with another flurry of farts, louder and wetter than the last. After a while, Aria realized she couldn't stop. She had eaten twice as many mushrooms as last time.
"Make it stoooooooop!" BBBBBRRRRRRRRT! "Uuuuuhhhhhh..." PPPPPPPFFFFFFFT! "No more! I need to pee!" PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRT! "Never mind..." FFFFFFFRRRRRRRRT!
After two hours, Aria finally stopped farting. She was exhausted, wet, and smelly, and her underwear felt very dirty now.
She lay where she was all the way into the night. By midnight she needed to pee again, but she was too tired to do anything else so she just let it all out in her pants, and fell asleep.
...
The next day she resumed searching for the exit, eating a few of the strange mushrooms whenever she saw them, but not as many as last time. Once she ran into a lion, which sniffed her and ran away. She had successfully peed with her pants down twice that day. She didn't want the indignity of wetting herself any more times than she already had, and she smelled bad enough to repel any predator.
That night, she was feeling gassy from the mushrooms she had eaten again. So, she farted as loud as she possibly could. But, the last fart was so boisterous and so wet that she was sure she had just sharted her purple jeans. She felt uncomfortable and ashamed, but at least she knew no lion or plant monster would dare eat her now.
...
Three days later, Aria was still getting plenty to eat and was still very dirty and smelly, farting often and having the occasional pee accident - one time forgetting to pull her underwear down after her pants - when she finally saw a light, and walked out of the jungle.
She found herself at a ranch. Next to a jungle full of lions? She ran into the house.
"Who are you?" said the farmer. "Phew, what is that... Ugh!"
"I don't have any time for you," said Aria, and she farted in the farmer's face, causing him to faint.
Aria called Adagio and asked her to trace the number. As expected, it was several hundred miles away, but Adagio said she'd pick her up.
As Aria waited, the farmer got up and aimed a pitchfork at Aria. Her smell wasn't enough to repel a human wielding a weapon and she wished she hadn't attacked him. She ran outside, but slammed into a horse's butt and fell on her own rear end. Then the horse farted in her face, and she fell on her back. The horse's fart smelled worse than her. Then the horse lifted its tail, and before Aria knew it, she was buried in a pile of manure.
...
"And that's my story," said Aria. "I, um, thought you were going to shoot me because I went through a living hell." This was a lie, of course, but she knew she had to convince the farmer, as she was tied up, covered in dung and sitting in a fresh yellow puddle.
"Well, I ain't takin' no chances, so I'm leavin' you like this till your friends get here."
After two hours, Aria said "Can you please untie me? I need to go really badly!" She let out a wet fart, and grimaced.
"Whether you gotta pee or poop, you're already covered in both, so a little more won't hurt!" said the farmer.
Aria held it in for another half hour, but ended up making a mess in her already heavily-soiled and smelly pants.
Finally, Adagio and Sonata picked her up and took her home, driving with the windows open, after which Aria took a long bubble bath in her soiled outfit, farting in the tub and spending extra time washing her dirty rear end.
