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In which Rarity learns that her ideal mane-and-tail shampoo has gone out of production forever and so experiences a perfectly reasonable (and logical!) series of reactions.
Finding one's ideal assemblage of beauty products is somewhat more complicated than discovering the perfect mate: after all, when it comes to love, a mare has but to locate one pony. It's taken years for Rarity to learn what works best for her: in some cases, the only things which work at all. Which means that having a crucial shampoo (her only shampoo!) taken out of the mix may create something of a minor issue.
Well, it's surely nothing which a proper lady can't deal with in dignity and grace. Also explosions.
She's still a Bearer. There's always explosions.
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Cover art taken from assembled captures by SelenaEde.


8416 words: Estimated 42 minutes to read
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