Who is Doctor Whooves!?

by FIM Fiction

Rating: everyone
Tags: Doctor Whooves, Science Fiction, Random, Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Crossover, Doctor Who, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 3363

Do to two inventions of simular shape, Doctor Whooves and Time Turner swap worlds. Comedy and Adventure happens.

Time Turner only wanted to cure baldness.
The Doctor wanted to find a way home.
The two know must live in each other's (horse) shoes, trying to find a way back to their world. But first, Some Thing Wants Them To Learn Something. And It won't let them return until they learn it.
Too bad neither of them have any clue what they need to learn.

Published 2020-07-06 21:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-07-27 22:29:40 UTC

Chapter 1, Tick Tock

It was a simple night in Ponyville. Down in a dark basement of an old house in Ponyville, there lived

A Time Lord. Doctor Whooves
A curious pony. Time Turner

looked at his invention. It was tall, had a sphere on top and many rings almost floating around a pole. The base was rather box like, with many wonderful big red buttons, lots of blue switches, and a single green lever. Theoeticly, this beauty would

lead a way back home.
instantly cure baldness.

The brown coated

Time Lord
pony

looked at his invention with pride. "Here goes, I guess." He reached to the lever and pulled it down.

"Alonsy!"
"Ha ha!"

The machine glowed brightly, humming an odd noise.

"It- It sounds just like the Tardis!" The Doctor proclaimed.
"Hm. That's a rather odd noise." Time Turner commented.

The machine began to shake and glowed a brilliant white.

"Yes! YES! IT'S WORKING!" the Doctor was almost dancing in joy.
"Oh goodness! What's happening!? It's not suppose to glow nearly that bright!" Time Turner took many rapid steps back.

The machine began to smoke and lose it's glow, shaking harshly.

"No. Nononononononono don't do that! Please!" Fear filled the Doctor's eyes. "You're my last way back home!"
"Oh dear me my no. It is definitely not supposed to do that. Not at all." Concern for his machine came to him.

The machine caught fire, the only glow now being the flames. It shook even harsher.

"No! Augh!" The Doctor stomped his hoof in anger. Sadness filled his eyes. "No." Realization came across his face. "It's about to blow up. ALONSY!" The Doctor turned to run out of the basement.
"Oh dear me no! I worked so long on that!" A sadness came across Time Turner's face. "My cure for baldness- Oh dear me it's about to blow up!" Fear filled Time Turner's eyes. He jumped, spinning in the air to turn around. He shoved off the ground with a strong kick towards the basement's door.

The Machine Blew Up, Filling The Room With Light And Fire. The Shock Wave Sent The Two Out Of The Reality And Into Each Other's World. A Voice Echoed Through The Air. "UNTIL THE TWO LEARN THE LESSON, OR CAN LEARN IT. ONLY THEN WILL THE WORLD BE REVEALED. THE TRUE WORLD AND YOUR OWN. GOOD LUCK, TIME LORD AND TIME TURNER. DO NOT DIE."
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A whine filled the air, along with thick, black smoke. Time Turner groaned, a ringing in his ear and a pain in his chest. "D-Did I survive?" He raised his head from the ground. He was outside. The blare of fire wagons were not helping the ringing. Time Turner slowly got to his hooves. He could feel intense heat from behind. He turned to look, and sat back down. "No. Nononono." A tear rolled down his face. His house- no, his home burned to the ground. And not only that, but each and every one of his inventions.

A cyan blue pegasus pushed a rain cloud over the fire, in an effort to put it out. She flew down and landed beside Time Turner. "Hey Doc. You alright?" Rainbow Dash asked gently.

Time Turner watched as the support beam collapsed and fell to the ground. "...Just... Just let it burn. Everything's destroyed. All my inventions. All the work I put into the house. It's all burnt. Just let the fire burn out on it's own."

Rainbow Dash sighed. She put a hoof on his shoulder. "Not the question I asked, Clockwise. Are you physically alright, Doc?"

Time Tuner gave a small nod. "Yes. I seem... unharmed..." A thought began to form in Time Turner's head. His grief shoved it away. "But my- OMPH!"

A grey blur crashed from the air, crashing into Time Tuner. The blur and him rolled across the ground, before he was lifted off in a tight and STRONG hug. "Oh Doc, I'm so glad you're alright!"

"Ditsy! Hello! Can you loosen your grasp please?"

"Oh! Sorry Doctor." Derpy said sheepishly.
{THATS RACI-} *le-slap* [shut up man! FIM Fiction is working on the story and doesn't need you interrupting! *ahem* Continue, Lord Fim Fiction.]

"Oh! Sorry Doctor." Derpy said sheepishly. She quickly released her grip. "At least the big blue box survived." Derpy gave a warm soft smile. "What even caused such a fire?"

Time Turner gave a weak chuckle. "An invention. It was a machine that would cure baldness. For somecreature that had already had hair, weeelllll... Remember that time Rarity stepped in Poison Joke?"

Rainbow Dash let out a laugh. "Heh, yeah. Spike dubbed her Hairity! It would do that?"

Time Turner gave a large grin. "Worse! You would be a giant puffball!"

"Oh! Tee hee, that would be funny!" Derpy said cheerfully.

The three shared a laugh, before quieting down. "The strange thing is," Time Turner began in a thoughtful tone, "Is that the machine blew up my home. Yes, it could have simply burned it down. But the damage pattern say very much otherwise. Almost like a super bomb of sorts..." Time Turner put his right hoof to his chin in thought. "It's rather a pity my home is destroyed..." He turned to Ditsy. "Might I stay with you? Until I can... rebuild my home..."

Rainbow Dash and Derpy gave each other a concerned looked. They then turned to their friend. "I know your house burned down, but you're acting... reeeaaally strange." Rainbow Dash said.

Time Turner gave them a quizzical look. "How so?" He coughed, an odd gold smoke leaving his mouth. "Well that can't be good." He turned to the others. "Wait, Clockwise? Big blue box? In what ways am I acting odd?" Time Turner had read a scroll on Starswirl and how he banished things to other worlds. And such an idea was in his mind.

Derpy looked at her friend with great concern. "Doc, you're regenerating, and I don't know what that does beyond a new face." She bit her lip. "Where do I begin? Oh! Do you remember Dale-

An explosion filled the air. "Crap! Daleks! Derps, you get the Doctor back to normal! I'll get the others and began evacuation." With that, Rainbow Dash took off as a blur.

Derpy turned to her friend. "Please tell me you have your sonic on you..."

Time Turner's eye twitched. "What. The heck!? IS GOING ON!!? And how can I have sound on me!?"

"I was afraid of that." Derpy shook her head as the shouts of exterminate filled the air. She looked at the rubble of the house. "Hoo boi. Well, I-"

"What are those thing even!?" Time Turner pointed at a bronze contraption of sorts. "They look like- hold on a second." An idea came to Time Turner. "Oh. Oh yes." He turned to Derpy. "Ditsy dearie, you said my big blue box survived, right? What was in it?"

Derpy smiled. "Getting a grand idea Doctor?"

Time Turner's grin grew wider. Meanwhile, he was shrieking in fear beyond his lung captivity inside. 'Oh sweet Celestia I'm in another world and I seem to replace Twilight and her friends as the great hero oh Celestia oh gosh!' "You bet I got an idea!" 'See if the box has anything useful, then try seeing who I am here until I can make a machine to get me home.' "Now then, how are we going to get to-"

A dalek crashed through the building wreckage, creating a path to a blue phone booth. It was oddly not even singed. The dalek broke against the booth, showing it to be nothing but a robot. Time Turner let out a sigh. He wouldn't be killing anycreature. He then looked at Derpy, who was still in a throwing stance. "Wow. You are strong."

Derpy blushed. "Thanks Doc." She then grabbed his right hoof with her left. "Now come on!" The two ran to the phone booth. Derpy pulled out a key from her mane, an action that surprised Time Turner. She brought the key to the lock. It seemed to match the keyhole, but it wouldn't fit. "No no no! Not again! Not now!"

Time Turner blinked. There was probably something that could stop these "daleks" inside that. And now it wouldn't open. "Ditsy, I know the town is burning, and this probably sounds like a stupid question. But who am I?" He looked around at the daleks flying through the air. "Who is Clockwise? You're answer may just save the TOWN! AGH!" A pain ripped through Time Turner. "My heart!"

Derpy looked around at the destruction and pulled Time Turner close. He straitened his green tie. "Alright. Listen carefully, Doc. Here's who you are..."
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A whine filled the air, along with thick, black smoke. The Doctor groaned, a ringing in his ear and a pain in his chest. "That failed badly." He raised his head from the ground. He was outside and on his back. The blare of fire wagons were not helping the ringing. The Doctor slowly got to his hooves. He could feel intense heat from behind. He turned to look, and sat back down. "Wow. That failed really badly." he said to himself.

A cyan blue pegasus pushed a rain cloud over the fire, in an effort to put it out. She flew down and landed beside The Doctor. "Hey Turner. You alright?" Rainbow Dash asked gently.

The Doctor watched as the support beam collapsed and fell to the ground. "Doing pretty good. Still alive and unharmed." He got up and stretched his back. "My invention may have failed, but it's not the end of the world."

Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow. She put a hoof on his shoulder. "Hey Time Turner? Not to sound rude, buuut... did you whack your head and forget some stuff?"

The Doctor gave a small frown. "No! I am unharmed..." He felt the back of his head. there was a bit of blood. "Well, maybe. But I certainly didn't forget anything." A thought began to form in the Doctor's head. He shoved it away. "Now then- OMPH!"

A grey blur crashed from the air, crashing into the Doctor. The blur and him rolled across the ground, before he was lifted off in a tight and STRONG hug. "Oh Doc, I'm so glad you're alright!"

"Derpy! Hello! Can you loosen your grasp please?"

"Oh! Sorry Doc." Ditsy said sheepishly.
{THATS RACI-} *le-slap* [shut up man! We don't need to do this again!] {What do you mean, again?} [Breaking forth wall, dispite saying that comment when both bubble butts smiled, this time appears later in the story by forth wall breakage and such. *Ahem* Continue, Lord Fim Fiction.]

"Oh! Sorry Doc." Ditsy said sheepishly. She quickly released her grip. "Sorry about your loss." Derpy gave a warm soft smile. "What even caused such a fire?"

Time Turner gave a weak chuckle. "An invention. It was a machine that would... Well, that's not important. Also, not quite a big loss. Only the house burned down. The Tardis should be alright."

Rainbow Dash and Ditsy gave each other a concerned looked. They then turned to their friend. "I really think you hit your head, cause you're acting... reeeaaally strange." Rainbow Dash said. "You should be crying or something, with all the work you put in your home. And now you're just saying it's a house."

The Doctor gave them a quizzical look. "How does that make me seem odd?" He coughed, an odd gold smoke leaving his mouth. "Well that isn't good." He turned to the others. "Wait, Time Turner? Caring for a mere house? In what ways am I acting odd?" The Doctor had worked on a machine that was suppose to find something that could take him home or lead him there. An idea was forming in his mind. He coughed again. More regeneration energy left him.

Ditsy looked at her friend with great concern. "Doc? What's going on with you?" Her face scrunched up as she thought. "Doc? Are you feeling alright? Did that machine have any side effects?"

"I thought I was... But now? It's kinda getting harder to remember... especiallywith this STUPIDLY LOUD ringing in my ears." the Doctor answered.

An explosion filled the air. "Crap! Umbrum! Derpy, get Time Turner someplace safe. I'll get the others and take care of these baddies." Rainbow Dash took off as a blur.

Ditsy turned to her friend. "Come on! We gotta get out of here!"

The Doctor frowned and shook his head. "Really Derpy. Do you expect me to run away from adventure?"

Ditsy frowned, while looking around worriedly. "Yes! You're a complete scardy cat and right now I am too!" She let out a groan and smacked her head. "Time Turner, please don't tell me that injury on your head is making you brave."

"No, it's not. I'm already like that. And there's no way in hell I'm not gonna help defend this town. Alonsy!" The Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver out of his mane. "Derpy, I am going to risk my life to save this town. I am rather confused and wondering what to say. But I will say this. I am scared. But I'm going to help. Even if it seems strange for me, even if I might die from this, I will help save everybody. And so I ask you, will you help me save the day?"

Ditsy stared in unbelief. "Are you mad!?" she shouted.

The Doctor stared, his expression growing immensely serious. "Derpy, if you are to stick with me there is one thing you should know. I am definitely a mad man."

Ditsy gulped. She looked at ponies running to evacuate, then back at her friend. She then nodded. "I'll help."

The Doctor smiled, straitening his red bowtie. "Well then. ALON-SY!"

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2-T Doodly do Who are you

WHERE ART THOU, O TIME. WHY HAS THOU DONE THIS? THE CLOCK STILL TICKS, AND THE HOUR GLASS STILL TURNS.
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Time Turner stared at Derpy with a blank expression. "Doc? You alright?"

Time Turner frowned. "N-no. Not really." 'OH SWEET CELESTIA WHY AM I THE HERO!?' "But if I am to help, then I'll do my b-best! If I am thinking properly, we need to get in that really big dish flying in the air."

Derpy tilted her head. "How are we gonna do that?"

'DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T-' "HEY DALEK!" 'You mother bucker'. "Ditsy? Think you could open it up? Don't break it unless you can't open it otherwise."

Derpy nodded as a Dalek came close. "This is crazy doc. I hope you know what you're doing."

Time Turner gulped. "No, not really."

This made Derpy smile. "Glad that's still the same."

The Dalek landed. "WHY DO YOU CALL ME. EXPLAIN!"

"Well... Look, we need to use you to save the day." Time Turner stated.

"...EXTERMINA-" Derpy kicked the Dalek in the side, knocking it over. She then quickly tore off the gun, and used that to pry open the suit. Derpy ripped the Dalek out and threw it aside.

"Got it open Doc!"

Time Turner stared, horrified. "Is... is it dead?"

Derpy looked at the Dalek, then at her friend. "Why do you care? I thought you wanted every one of these things dead?"

Time Turner vomited. He shook on his hooves, but managed to stay upright. "I think I can't handle the thought of killing anypony, nor anycreature."

"Oh." Derpy stared at her friend, then at the Dalek. "Umm... Would it make you feel better if I told you they never die? As in some are older then Alicorns and have survived being blown up?"

Time Turner dry heaved. "Put him somewhere comfortable. I'll... try to work the machine."

Derpy nodded, somewhat shocked, and found a bench nearby. She grabbed the Dalek and put it on the chair. It was rather surprised at the action. "Stay there, kay?"

"Iiii. Obeyyyyyy." the dalek said weakly. The Dalek and Derpy stared at each other for a moment.

"Hey Doc? Why aren't we killing this?"

"What the blazes is wrong with you!? We're not killing anything, or- or- or I'll give you a black eye!"

Derpy stared at her friend. "That's a bit far, Doc."

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF- What the buck did I do to make you a murderer!? Geez!" Time Turner shook his head. He then trotted over to the Dalek, giving a wide area around Derpy.

"Hello there... Sorry, what's your name?" Time Turner asked.

"Iiii haaaave nooo naaame."

"Oh." Time Turner rubbed his chin, before coughing. Golden smoke left him. "Well, I guess I'm the Doctor? Here to help. Mind if I call you George?"

"Georrrge?... Iiiii doooo noooot miind."

"Lovely, thank you. Question, how do we operate your armor?"

The Dalek stared for a moment. "Whhhyyy... doooo-"

"Hold on a sec." Time Turner picked up the Dalek and put him back in the armor.

"Doctor, what are you doing!?"

Time Turner ignored Derpy. "There you go George!" he said as the armor closed.

"...I AM A DALEK. MY SUIT..."

"Hang on a moment." Time Turner turned to Derpy. "Is there a speech suppressor in the armor?"

"What?."

"AFFIRMATIVE!"

"How do we deactivate it?" Time Turner asked.

"EXTERMINATE!" The Dalek responded, but not even sparks came from it's broken gun.

"Oh dear. Can I- Hm." Time Turner grabbed the eyestalk and pushed it downwards. The top moved like a bottle cap, jointed at the front. "Ditsy, do you happen to have a sonic on you?"

"A make shift one. But it's not good for much." Derpy pulled her rather bulky sonic pulser. It was rather square and was green. "Here ya go."

"Iiiii actually don't know how to use one. Think you could use it to deactivate any suppressor of actions?" Time Turner gave an embarrassed smile.

"I hope you have a slight thought of a plan." Derpy aimed the sonic with her wing, and pushed a button. A hum was heard.

"I AM A DALEK. I AM A DAAAAAAGERRRRRRGE. I AM A GEORGE. I AM GEORGE. I CAN SPEAK! I AM FREE! YOU ARE MY FRIEND. I AM FREE!" For a Dalek, George sounded happy.

"Woderful!" Time Turner applauded. "Could you lend a hoof? Or tenticle or- you know what, that's not important. Can you get us to the mother vesscle?"

"DALEKS DO NOT KILL DALE-"

"SHUT IT!" Time Turner shouted angrily, scaring both Derpy and George. "GOOD CELESTIA! I'M GLAD I'M HERE, IF I WAS NOTHING BUT A MURDERER!" He stopped, taking a deep breath, when Derpy put her hoof on his shoulder. "WHAT!?" he snapped.

"Doc, listen. You are NOT a killer. Never tell yourself that. We don't need a repeat of last time." Derpy scolded. "Because you are a wonderful person, and the most kind father ever to have lived."

"I'm your father!?" Time Turner shouted in shock.

"What!? No!" Derpy quickly said, but her friend had already fainted. "Crap. When he said regenerating changed him, I didn't know he meant that much."

"HE IS DIFFERENT. HE NO LONGER HATES DALEKS. COULD HE... FREE THE DALEKS?"

Derpy and George stared at each other. "Maybe? We just need him to wake up."

"HOW DO WE DO THAT?"

"I... guess we make him some tea." The two looked around at the destruction being caused. "And I guess we need to find a stove, teapot, and tea leaves. Quickly."

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