
The Red-Haired Pirate of Equestria
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[I don't own anything. Just the plot.]
Hey there, I'm Shanks! Though most these days call me the Red-Haired Demon or the One-Armed Demon. You see around ten thousand or so years ago, I was the most wanted thing on the planet and let me tell you, that was actually pretty fun! Got to see a whole shit load of places that you could only dream of, and saw things that you couldn't imagine... but... everyone on the planet did declare war on me so... that kinda sucked. Welp, one day the sisters did catch me off guard and even though I could've kicked the shit outta them, I decided that I'd take a bit of a rest and I got stoned... and no I don't do, nor did I do any drugs.
Nowadays, I'm still the strongest thing around and I get to help people who've accidentally eaten a little fruit with swirls on it, train their abilities and all that jazz. That and I get to kick the shit outta anyone who hurts my friends... cause as I've said before.
You can pour drinks on me, throw food on me, hell you can even spit on me, but I'd just laugh that shit off... But if you think you can hurt one of my friends, good reason or not...
YOU'RE DEAD





2 Chapters:
- Prologue: A Red-Haired Man's War 2020-06-30 01:17:26 UTC1510
- Awakening Arc: The Red-Haired Man's Waking 2020-06-30 23:02:04 UTC1612