“You’re certain that everything is okay between you and Luna? You’re not upset with each other anymore? Oh! Do you have any lingering symptoms from having your cutie marks swapped?”

Twilight and her former mentor, Princess Celestia, were drinking a fresh batch of tea in Canterlot Castle’s dining hall. The sun had just been raised, but Twilight paid a visit to her teacher because her student, Starlight Glimmer, had been sent by the Cutie Map to solve a friendship problem. Her student discovered that the royal sisters had not been appreciating each other's duties. In a rather rash attempt to patch things up, Starlight had swapped the two princesses’ cutie marks in the belief that spending some time in each other's horseshoes would help them heal.

After a rather turbulent series of events, both princesses were able to reconcile. Yet in spite of this success, Twilight could not help but micromanage the situation. She had teleported all the way from Ponyville to check in on her student’s progress… and find out if Equestria’s rulers had killed each other. She was currently talking to Celestia to confirm that everything was back to normal. With an amused chuckle, Celestia took a sip of some tea.

“I assure you my dear student that the conflict between Luna and I has been resolved. Starlight helped me realize that I was taking my sister for granted. Not like it was the first time…” Said Celestia with a tinge of sadness. “While Starlight’s solution was rather, for a lack of better words, unconventional, it was just what we needed. As far as I’m aware of, I feel just fine. Save for the (Yawn) fact that I am tired from having been in the dream realm the whole night. Staying awake today will most certainly be a challenge.”

“Good, good,” Said Twilight rather anxiously.

Recognizing her student’s anxiety, Celestia spoke up.

“Is everything okay, Twilight,” Asked Celestia.

“... Okay, I’ll be straight with you: I feared that you and Luna would never make up, and as a result the entirety of society would collapse without one or both of their rulers, and that Starlight was going to be banished to the moon! So I was trying to give her advice in order to help fix things,” Said Twilight swiftly with anxiety.

“Jeez, you might be worse than my dad.”

Hearing her voice, Twilight saw Starlight pass behind her towards the exit to the dining hall. Celestia laughed, amused by her student’s worries and Starlight’s remark.

“Sometimes, Twilight, the best thing a teacher can do is give their student the room to solve a problem on their own. As a teacher, you’re supposed to guide and assist your students, not control their actions,” Said Celestia.

“Yeah, I suppose you’re right,” Admitted Twilight.

“Only because I’ve had several lifetimes of teaching ponies, and even then, I still have my shortcomings,” Said Celestia humbly.

“Well, still, thank you,” Said Twilight gratefully. Taking one last sip of her tea, she got up from her seat. “I suppose I’ll get out of your mane now.”

“Hold on, Twilight,” Said Celestia, pausing to take a sip of tea. “Since you’re here, I wanted to let you know that Luna and I will be hosting a party between Equestria and the Changeling Kingdom to commemorate our alliance.

“Oh?” Said Twilight with intrigue.

“Um-hum. It will be held in a couple weeks, and I was hoping that you would be able to attend,” Said Celestia.

“Of course I can!” Said Twilight.

“Wonderful! I’ll inform Starlight that she’s invited as well, and I will be sending invitations to your friends as well as Trixie and Discord. Since I assume you’ll be heading home, would you let your coltfriend and Spike know that they’re invited as well?” Asked Celestia.

“Of course,” Replied Twilight. “I’m sure they’ll like getting out of the castle.”

“This is bullshit!”

A couple weeks have passed, and tonight is the night of the party. Twilight and all of her friends met up at the Carousel Boutique to get ready for the evening. Deadpool, however, was making things a little difficult. He was sitting in a chair in one of the Botique’s dressing rooms, wearing a tuxedo. He was clearly upset.

“Darling, it’s only a bowtie,” Said Rarity, holding said bowtie in her magic.

“That’s the problem. It’s a normal bowtie! I want to wear the one you got me with the garnet embedded in it!” Said Deadpool irritatedly.

“Wade, you put it in the washing machine, remember? The fabric was ruined,” Said Twilight.

“Well then, I’ll just wear a necktie,” Argued Deadpool.

“I’m sorry, Wade, but it’s customary to wear a bowtie to black tie events,” Said Rarity.

“And I’m sorry to tell you this, Tabitha, but if I were to wear any other bowtie, I’ll look bland. I’m not like a nerd who gets a wedgie in the playground for looking like a dork. I am like Bill Nye. Only the best bowties are suitable for me.” Said Deadpool with a huff.

Locking eyes with his marefriend, Deadpool realized Twilight was glaring daggers into him.

"What? You used to wear bowties when you were in school?" Asked Deadpool.

“(Sigh) I was hoping that I didn’t have to do this, but you’re leaving me no choice,” Said Rarity exasperatedly.

Walking over to a nearby drawer, she pulled out a piece of paper. Walking back to Deadpool, she held out the paper in front of him. Intrigued, he grabbed it and examined it.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” Shouted Deadpool in absolute shock.

“That is a sketch for a redesign of your costume I made when we first met. Unless you put on that bowtie, I will make it and swap it out with your other outfits,” Threatened Rarity.

“... Alright! Jesus Christ! I’ll put on the fucking bowtie,” Said Deadpool irritatedly.

As he reached to grab the bowtie, Rarity moved it away from him.

“And you cannot complain about it for the rest of the evening,” Added Rarity.

“(Sigh) Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye,” Said Deadpool reluctantly.

SLAM!

Hearing the dressing room door open, everyone saw Pinkie poking her head in. She gave Deadpool the “I’m watching you” gesture, then shut the door.

“Thank you, darling,” Said Rarity with a smug smile.

Giving Deadpool the bowtie, she joined up with Twilight in getting dressed.

A little while later…

BAMF!

After finishing getting dressed, Discord teleported everyone to Canterlot Castle. Like Deadpool, he and Spike wore tuxedos. However, reflecting his chaotic nature, Discord’s tux was pink with a polka dot bowtie. Twilight’s attire reflected her status as a princess, wearing a floor-length gown with a night sky theme, light blue heels, and a crown rested regally atop her head. Her mane and tail were also curled.

Rarity, being the extravagant fashionista she is, was wearing the most glamorous outfit. She wore a falu red dress, garnet encrusted necklace and earrings, and pink heels. Her mane was tied back in a bun, and she had pink lipstick and eyeshadow to compliment her outfit. The rest of the Mane Six as well as Starlight Glimmer and Trixie simply wore floor-length gowns that matched their interests or personalities.

“Thank you for taking us to the Ga-”

As Twilight faced Discord to thank him, she saw his eagle taloned hand stretched out in front of her.

“Are you really expecting me to pay you?” Asked Twilight annoyedly.

“Of course not. Our friendship is all the payment that I need,” Said Discord, his pupils turning into dollar signs. “Tips on the other hoof, are entirely on the table.”

“Don’t worry, Twi. I got this,” Said Deadpool.

Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out a pickle.

“For you, good sir,” Said Deadpool in a terrible British accent.

“Hey!”

“Ooh! You’re too generous, my meta friend,” Said Discord, eating the pickle in one bite.

“(Gasp) Don’t tell me you stuck that slimy cucumber in your new trousers!” Said Rarity in dismay.

Using her magic, Rarity illuminated the pocket that Deadpool had stowed the pickle in. To her surprise, she didn’t see a stain.

“How are your pants dry?” Asked Rarity in bewilderment.

(That’s what we used to ask ourselves when we could get wasted.)

“I don’t know,” Said Deadpool with a shrug. “I’m honestly as surprised as you are.”

“... Let’s get inside,” Said Rarity exasperatedly.

A few minutes later…

Ponies and changelings were gathered in the Castle’s ballroom. The room was nearly perfectly divided between the two different races, perhaps as a result of lingering tensions from past events. The group of heroes, with the exception of Twilight, sat towards the back of the room.

BRRR BRRR BRRR!

A royal herald played a few notes from a trumpet, catching the attention of the audience.

“Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to this evening’s festivities to commemorate the allegiance between Equestria, and the Changeling Kingdom. To start this evening off, the royal representatives of our kingdoms would like to share a few words. Without further ado, please give a round of applause to Princesses Celestia, Luna, Mi Amore Cadenza, Twilight Sparkle, Prince Shining Armor, and our prestigious guest, the newly inaugurated King Thorax.”

CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!

The royals walked out on a stage. While the Princesses and Shining Armor walked with grace, Thorax followed with an awkward gait. It was evident that he was still learning how to present himself in front of others.

“Greetings, everypo-. Excuse me, everyone,” Said Celestia.

“Hi, Celestia!” Greeted Deadpool, waving his foreleg rapidly.

“Hello, Wade,” Greeted Celestia with an amused smile. “Thank you all for attending this evening. It is an honor to be able to host such a momentous celebration between our two kingdoms.”

“After starting off as enemies, it gives me and my colleagues great pleasure to be able to put aside our past grievances to create a new future where we build off of each other’s strengths and similarities rather than let our differences divide us,” Said Luna.

“As the Princess of Love, it brings me great joy that both of our kingdoms can now experience reciprocated love. In the future, Prince Shining Armor and I will strive to share the love in our kingdom, and much more,” Said Cadance.

“As the Princess of Friendship, it is my duty to promote the magic of friendship to all of Equestria. While my friends and I used what we learned to strengthen the bond of all of ponykind, friendship is a privilege that everyone should get to experience. Which is why I hope that today can be a jumping off point to form a bond between Equestria and the Changeling Kingdom where we encourage each other to be our best selves,” Said Twilight.

“Ehm. As the king of the changelings, I am grateful for this opportunity to improve relations between ponies and changelings. An opportunity that we wouldn’t be able to have if I never met my friends who showed me friendship and freed us from Chrysalis’ rule. Of course we’re still learning about friendship. So on that note, I’d like to express how eager I am on behalf of my subjects to continue to learn about love and friendship,” Said Thorax.

Looking towards the back of the room, Thorax saw Spike, Starlight, Trixie, and Discord silently cheering for him.

“Oh! A-and also thank you for throwing this party,” Stammered Thorax.

With a warm smile, Celestia reached out a hoof to Thorax. Once he grabbed it, both rulers shook hooves. The crowd applauded, and photographers eagerly caught the moment on film. Once enough time passed to give any newspaper proprietor the opportunity to get a shot for tomorrow's cover page, the royals stepped off the stage. Twilight joined back up with her friends.

“Hey everypony. What did you think?” Asked Twilight.

“Your words were superb, darling!” Praised Rarity.

The rest of Twilight’s friends agreed with Rarity through head nods or by uttering “Mmm-hmm”.

“Eh. It got your message across, but I could’ve done it better,” Said Trixie.

“Trixie, it’s not a competition,” Said Twilight irritatedly.

“Only because Trixie chooses it not to be,” Said Trixie smugly.

“Because you lost both times you did challenge me?”

“OOHH!”

As Trixie was taken aback by Twilight’s remark, Deadpool and Discord shouted at the top of their lungs in excitement.

HAHAHA!

Discord summoned a laugh track from a sitcom to play while Deadpool ran around. Their antics were getting the attention of the partygoers.

“SHUT UP!”

Yelling in frustration, Trixie caused Discord and Deadpool to stop.

“Come on, Trixie. Let’s congratulate Thorax. I’m sure he’d appreciate some praise for his first time in front of the public eye,” Said Starlight.

“Very well,” Said Trixie. “The Great and Powerful Trixie shall shower Thorax with only the most sincere compliments.”

“Oh! I should do the same!” Said Spike.

Starlight and Trixie got up from their seats and left to go find Thorax, with Spike following behind them. Now that the threat of Trixie’s wrath is gone, Deadpool walked up to Twilight and grabbed her by the shoulders.

“Celestia, I love you!” Said Deadpool lovingly.

Smiling in response to his praise, Twilight shared a kiss with her coltfriend.

“I love you too. Not going to lie, that was very satisfying,” Admitted Twilight.

“There’s nothing like a good roast, and I’m not talking about the meat kind,” Remarked Deadpool. “Speaking of food, I’m going to stuff my face with hors d’oeuvres and desserts while making a fool out of myself in front of everyone. Care to join me?” Asked Deadpool.

“Wade, are you going to clean up any messes you make, and avoid ruining your tux?” Asked Twilight sternly.

Quickly looking at Rarity, who was giving him a soul piercing glare, Deadpool whispered to Twilight.

“Trust me, it’s within my best interest to do all of that.”

“Then I’ll leave you to it. I have to speak with the Princesses, but afterwards, you and I could share a dance once everything is set up,” Said Twilight.

“It’s a date,” Said Deadpool, kissing one of Twilight’s hooves. “Hopefully, I won’t end up getting frozen for 70 years before then.”

On that note, Twilight and Deadpool separated to go about their business. Meanwhile, Thorax was finishing speaking to a couple of his subjects. As soon as they finished their conversation, Starlight, Trixie, and Spike walked up to him.

“Hey, Thorax!” Greeted Spike.

“Oh! Hey, Spike! And hello to you as well, Starlight and Trixie,” Greeted Thorax.

“Hello Thorax,” Greeted Starlight.

“Or should we say, ‘King Thorax’?” Said Trixie, repeatedly raising her eyebrows with a grin.

“P-Please, call me Thorax. It’s already weird to have my hive-mates treating me as a king, I don’t want my friends to do the same,” Said Thorax.

“If it helps, Twilight had similar feelings when she became an alicorn princess. Perhaps it would be worth confiding in her about your feelings,” Suggested Spike.

“Really? That would be great! Although that would be one more thing that I’d have to ask for help with,” Said Thorax discouragingly.

“It’s okay to ask for help,” Assured Starlight. “Being a king, especially since you’re still in the process of learning, is difficult.”

“Yeah… It’s not like there’s a book on how to run the Changeling Kingdom,” Said Thorax.

“Considering the book to rule the Changeling Kingdom would have been written by Chrysalis, it’s probably for the best,” Remarked Trixie.

Starlight elbowed her friend in the side.

“Hey! Eh-hem. As somepony who is both Great and Powerful, I can assure you you will be a great ruler in no time,” Assured Trixie, her ego slipping in.

“Plus, you are seeking help, so that will make the learning process much more manageable,” Added Spike.

Taking a moment to think over what his friends had said, Thorax smiled.

“You’re all right. Thank you. It’s going to be a difficult journey, but with your support and the motivation to do right by my hive, I know I can do it,” Said Thorax confidentiality.

Only a couple feet away, a changeling and a pony accidentally bumped into each other, catching the group’s attention. The changeling apologized for bumping into the pony, but they scoffed at them and proceeded to walk away.

“Hopefully, once I become a proper king, I can help restore relations between my kingdom and Equestria,” Said Thorax, his confidence disappearing as quickly as it came.

“Are ponies giving you and the rest of the changelings a hard time?” Asked Starlight.

“Not all. Plenty of ponies have been very forgiving and welcoming, especially the residents of Ponyville and the Crystal Empire. It’s just… I think most of Canterlot’s citizens are resentful of us. Can’t say I blame them. After all, we did try to take over the city and turn everyone into food,” Said Thorax.

“But that wasn’t your choice! You and every other changeling were only following Chrysalis’ orders!” Said Spike.

“Maybe so, but that doesn’t change the fact that we followed them, and that we probably traumatized many ponies,” Said Thorax remorsefully.

“You or anyone else haven’t been harmed, right?” Asked Starlight.

“Thankfully, no. Based on what I’ve witnessed, the Canterlot ponies have been mostly giving cold glares or off-hooved remarks. Nopony has tried to do anything to me, but that’s probably because they’re afraid of starting a war or instigating the wrath of the Princesses,” Explained Thorax.

“Well, if anypony gives you or anyone else problems, just let me know. The Great and Powerful Trixie would be more than willing to give a few choice words if you need it,” Said Trixie with a grin.

“And we’ll help too, but in a more restrained way,” Added Starlight.

“Thank you. Hopefully tonight will help change everyone’s opinions of us,” Said Thorax optimistically.

A little while later…

Fluttershy was hanging out in one of the castle’s private gardens. She was taking in the starry night sky while listening to the sounds of the garden’s exotic inhabitants, such as the calls of tropical birds.

CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! CLACK!

“Eep!”

Hearing a loud sound akin to a machine gun behind her, Fluttershy jumped in the air like a frightened cat. Using her wings to hover in midair, she fearfully looked towards the direction of the sound. Spotting a shrub shaking, she hovered in place. After a few tense seconds, she spotted a lanky black-scaled leg sticking out from the shrub.

CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! CLACK!

Slowly, the owner of the leg stepped out of the shrub, revealing itself to be a shoebill. Its blue-gray plumage made it difficult to make out in the dark, but its massive yellow clog-like bill helped make out its outline.

“(Gasp) Hello, there!” Whispered Fluttershy excitedly.

Her fear disappearing in an instant, Fluttershy gently floated down to the ground. The shoebill was slightly taller than her, looking down at her with a stare reminiscent of a nefarious villain, but she wasn’t intimidated in the slightest.

CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! CLACK!

The shoebill bowed towards her, then stood upright while making the sound she heard earlier with its bill. Being the animal enthusiast she is, Fluttershy knew it was greeting her. Bowing in return, Fluttershy imitated the bird’s call by clapping her hooves together.

CLOP! CLOP! CLOP CLOP!

After attentively observing her greeting, the shoebill cautiously approached her.

CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! CLACK!

CLOP! CLOP! CLOP! CLOP!

Both pony and bird continued to greet each other. The greeting ceased once the shoebill was mere inches away from Fluttershy. It gazed down towards her, deciding if she was safe to be around. After a few seconds, it lowered itself down to eye level, extending its head towards her.

“There we go,” Said Fluttershy softly.

Reaching out a hoof, she gently petted the back of the shoebill’s head. Enjoying her hoof running through its feathers, it closed its eyes and panted inaudibly. At that moment, the fluttering of wings could be heard. Looking around, Fluttershy saw Discord perched in a tree. He changed his form to resemble a bird with reptilian traits.

“Hi, Discord,” Greeted Fluttershy.

“Hello, Fluttershy,” Greeted Discord. “Don’t mind me. Just taking a minute to roost!”

Satisfied with himself, Discord shapeshifted back to his outrageously dressed self. Seeing a new face, the shoebill walked over to Discord. Just like it did with Fluttershy, it bowed to him.

“As much as I believe you are one of the most perfect lifeforms on this planet, I don’t bow to anyone,” Said Discord.

Standing upright, the shoebill walked away. Passing through the foliage of the garden, it disappeared out of sight.

“If you don’t mind me asking, what are you doing out here?” Asked Fluttershy “I would’ve thought that you would spend your time pranking the partygoers instead.”

“Oh, yes. Nothing would bring me greater joy this evening than to see the shocked faces of the guests as I engage in lighthearted gags and other tomfoolery. However, after the incident with the Smooze, Twilight made it very clear that I could not cause any disruptions this evening. Even though Celestia was overjoyed by the mess I caused!” Said Discord, shaking a fist out of frustration.

“It’s probably for the best that you show some self restraint this evening. This is the first major event between Equestria and the Changeling Kingdom since the award ceremony, so everyone needs to be on their best behavior,” Said Fluttershy.

“Yeah, yeah. I suppose the risk of starting a war between both kingdoms due to one person not being able to take a joke would be too great,” Said Discord, momentarily wearing a set of Spartan armor and banging a dory spear against a shield. “However, being on my best behavior is proving to be a rather arduous task. I figured I could relieve my boredom by being with you.”

“Oh, well, I’m flattered, but I’m not that exciting to be with,” Said Fluttershy.

“Nonsense! You are a sweet and caring mare who cares for and can speak to animals. Not to mention your tea parties are sublime,” Said Discord, summoning a teacup and raising one of his fingers on his lion paw. “Anyone who wouldn’t find you exciting simply has poor taste.”

“Well, when you put it that way, I suppose someone would find me entertaining,” Said Fluttershy with a light blush. “If you do want to stick around, you can join me for a little stargazing.”

“Hm. As the immortal personification of chaos, I’ve looked to the stars an innumerable amount of times… Actually, I could count how many nights I’ve stargazed, but that involves a lot of math I don’t feel like doing,” Said Discord, punching numbers into a calculator before tossing it aside. “Although, I haven’t looked at the stars with a friend before.”

“Well then, let’s change that,” Said Fluttershy.

Discord teleported a couple feet to the left of Fluttershy. Propping themselves up against a fence, they looked up to the stars. Without a single cloud in the sky, they had a stellar view of the night sky. Each star shined like a beacon, twinkling with such an intensity it seemed like they were trying to draw attention to themselves. While Fluttershy observed the night sky attentively, Discord was pondering something. With a few strokes of his goatee, an idea came to him.

“Fluttershy, would you mind if I changed the scenery just a little bit?” Asked Discord.

Normally expecting him to just commit chaotic acts on a whim, Fluttershy was momentarily surprised by his request.

“Um, what kind of change?” Asked Fluttershy.

“Nothing consequential, I assure you. I just thought of something that I believe you and I would enjoy,” Answered Discord.

“Well… if it’s something you can reverse, then I suppose you can do it,” Said Fluttershy.

“Yes!” Said Discord giddily.

SNAP!

With a snap, Discord caused the stars to change color. Each star alternated between the different colors of the rainbow like LED lights, turning the night sky into a vibrant lightshow.

“Wow…!” Said an awestruck Fluttershy.

She looked up to the sky with a joyful expression. She was so enraptured by Discord’s colorful stars that she subconsciously hovered a few inches off the ground. Discord looked at Fluttershy, smiling from seeing her so happy. He leaned his head down next to her ear and whispered.

“Don’t tell Princess Luna about this. As far as she needs to be concerned, the stars decided to show their true colors,” Remarked Discord.

Fluttershy softly giggled out of amusement. Discord looked up at the lightshow he created, wanting to make the most out of this moment before the Princess of the Night inevitably finds out about his tampering.

Meanwhile, things have picked up in the castle’s ballroom. A band is currently on stage, playing music for the partygoers. Tables and chairs were moved to allow people to dance in front of the stage. With fewer people crowding the food table, Rarity decided to indulge in some hors d’oeuvres. As she was prepping a plate of the castle’s finest hoof foods, she was unaware of a familiar face approaching her.

“Ms. Rarity.”

“Eek!”

Startled, Rarity nearly dropped a canapé, but she thankfully saved it from landing on the rest of the food. Turning around to see who was speaking to her, she saw the well groomed yet dreadful face of Prince Blueblood. Remembering the first time they met, her blood went cold.

“Prince Blueblood,” Said Rarity, trying to keep her fear from surfacing.

“Glad to see you remember me,” Said Blueblood.

“Oh, how could I ever forget the face of one of the worst decisions I’ve ever made,” Thought Rarity. “I must say I’m surprised to see you here this evening.”

“Yes, well, considering the significance of this evening, it was only right of me to attend. Even if it is a bizarre way of treating our enemies,” Said Blueblood.

“Charming as ever,” Thought Rarity, mentally rolling her eyes. “I’ll be frank with you, Prince Blueblood: why are you conversing with me? I thought I made it clear that I was no longer interested in being associated with you.”

“Yes, the time I spent cleaning myself and the laundry that my servants had to wash made it very clear. Regardless, it doesn’t change the fact that I do owe you an apology,” Said Blueblood.

Surprised by what she had just heard, Rarity’s brain felt like it came to a screeching halt.

“You… do?” Said Rarity.

“Yes. You are a gorgeous mare of many talents, yet I stepped all over you during our meeting rather than get to know you. You have every right to be appalled by my actions that evening, yet I would like you to know that I apologize for everything I did at the gala that evening,” Said Blueblood.

If Rarity didn’t have any self control in that moment, her jaw would have dropped to the floor. A stallion as egotistical and apathetic as Blueblood… was apologizing? She secretly pinched herself.

“Yeow! Wow, okay. Deadpool’s antics didn’t cause me to pass out,” Thought Rarity in disbelief. “My, that is rather considerate of you to say, Prince Blueblood.”

“Well, I can’t take all the credit. Auntie Celestia suggested that I apologize to you. She was most certainly right, as I would hate to leave such a horrible first impression on somepony as prolific as you,” Said Blueblood.

“Ah. That explains it. Might as well take it. Celestia knows that getting him to apologize through his own inclination would be another meracle,” Thought Rarity. “Thank you, Prince Blueblood.”

“Why of course,” Said Blueblood. “It’s only right that we bury the-”

“Well, who do we have here?”

Hearing the sound of Deadpool’s voice, Prince Blueblood turned as pale as a ghost. Sliding himself between him and Rarity, the Merc With a Mouth gave the Prince a rather sinister smile.

“Prince Blueballs! Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes! Haven’t seen ya since chapter seven. How’ve you been?” Asked Deadpool.

“I-uh. I have been doing alright,” Said Blueblood.

“Good, good. Would you like me to get you a drink? The wine is impeccable,” Said Deadpool.

Remembering his last encounter with the merc, Blueblood winced at hearing him mention wine.

“T-That’s a generous offer, but I think I heard my aunts calling for me. Bye!” Said Blueblood panickedly.

Like a scared dog with his tail between his legs, Prince Blueblood swiftly left.

“You okay, Rarity?” Asked Deadpool concerningly.

“I am,” Replied Rarity.

“Are you sure? If he hurt or threatened you, I can hang him with his suitless collar if you just say the word,” Said Deadpool.

“I appreciate your concern, darling, but I really am okay,” Assured Rarity. “If anything, I’m just in shock over the fact that he apologized about his behavior at the Grand Galloping Gala.”

Deadpool shook his head in disbelief.

“Seriously? Are we talking about a short ‘I’m sorry’, or on his knees begging for forgiveness?” Asked Deadpool.

“Neither. He apologized because Celestia told him to do so,” Answered Rarity.

“Oh. That makes more sense. (Snort) And here I thought that Blueblood of all ponies was going to have character growth,” Said Deadpool in amusement.

(Did you really expect somepony from the one percent to grow as an individual?)

(Even in a franchise all about friendship and being your best self, there are very few good rich people.)

“Pardon me, Wade.”

“Oh, of course,” Said Deadpool, instantly recognizing the southern twang of Applejack’s voice.

Stepping aside, he allowed Applejack to pass between him and Rarity. Following her path of travel, he ended up spotting Rainbow Dash. She was sitting at a table by herself, watching the farmhoof. Remembering that she has a crush on her, Deadpool smirked.

“I’ve got some pressing matters to attend to, Rarity. If Blueblood gives you any trouble, just give me a shout,” Said Deadpool.

“Alright. Thank you, darling,” Said Rarity.

Seeing that Rainbow was distracted watching Applejack, Deadpool sneakily walked over to her.

“Whatcha watching?” Whispered Deadpool.

“Ah!”

BAM!

“Umph!”

Startled by him, Rainbow punched Deadpool in the face. Falling onto the floor, they inadvertently caught the attention of most of the partygoers.

“He’s okay! He heals quickly!” Assured Rainbow with her hooves up.

Seemingly satisfied with her defense, the attendees went back to their business. With a groan, Deadpool got back up.

“For the record, I may heal quickly, but I’m not immune to pain,” Said Deadpool with a pained hiss.

“Let that be a lesson to not sneak up on ponies,” Said Rainbow irritatedly.

“Okay, Ellie Scotney, I may not be as stagnant as Prince Blueberry, but do you really think I’m gonna learn that particular lesson?” Asked Deadpool.

“(Sigh) What do you want, Wade?” Asked Rainbow.

“At somepoint in my life - an animated series. What I want right now is to talk about your love towards a certain southern belle,” Said Deadpool.

(Rogue?)

(Blanche?)

“Neither of them. Although I’d take a ship between any of them with Rainbow Dash over Mordetwi” Thought Deadpool.

Knowing what he was referring to, Rainbow Dash blushed.

“Are you still on that?” Said Rainbow.

“Of course I am. I’m like a persistent itch. No matter how much you scratch, I always come back,” Said Deadpool.

“Of all the days I didn’t bring my corticosteroid cream,” Remarked Rainbow with an eyeroll.

“Come on, Rainbow. You can open up to me. You and I both know that if I do anything to earn your wrath, you can set up some clouds to douse me with rain or smite me with lightning,” Said Deadpool.

“(Sigh) Fine. I like her. Happy?” Asked Rainbow rhetorically.

“Well, I’m not sad. I’ll be happy if you tell me why you like her,” Said Deadpool.

“Ugh… What is there to say? She’s a hard worker, she’s loyal to her friends, family, and her beliefs. She's a superb athlete who can challenge me as an equal. Don’t tell her I said that last bit. And, well, you have seen her, right?” Asked Rainbow in a whisper.

“Uh, yeah. In an alternate universe, I can see myself bucking her apple tree,” Said Deadpool crassly.

Rainbow glared at Deadpool.

“Poor taste?” Asked Deadpool.

(Unlike AJ’s “apple pie”?!)

“Look, I don’t know how to articulate how I feel about her. All I can say is she makes me feel… great. Uh, not that I don’t feel good around you or our other friends! It’s a kind of good that you only find in a pony that you want to be your special somepony,” Said Rainbow sincerely.

“Daw! That actually does make me happy,” Said Deadpool with a big smile. “I’m sure she’ll appreciate you saying that to her. Besides, Applejack doesn’t come across to me as the kind of pony who likes eloquence in her admirer’s confessions. Rarity on the other hoof, you better have flowers, your best outfit, the whole shebang.”

A flash of fear appeared on Rainbow’s face.

“Now hold up! Who said I was gonna tell her I like her?!” Said Rainbow rhetorically.

“Uh, social convention? The author of this story?” Said Deadpool.

“Well, you’re wrong!” Said Rainbow.

“Nani? Why not? Are you scared?” Asked Deadpool, raising a non-existent eyebrow.

“Scared?! Ha! If there’s anything that you should know about me by now, I never get scared!” Boasted Rainbow.

“Yeah… I recall you being on the receiving end of a prank not too long ago where all of Ponyville tricked you into thinking you turned them into cookie crazed zombies,” Countered Deadpool. “He he he! That was so fun!”

Rainbow Dash huffed out of annoyance.

“In all seriousness, are you afraid she’s gonna reject you?” Asked Deadpool.

“Pfft! No. If I asked her out right now, she’ll more likely than not accept. However, she could totally say no, so there’s no point in worrying over it,” Said Rainbow.

(That… is surprisingly mature of her to say.)

“Yeah. She must be hiding something,” Thought Deadpool. “Are you afraid of embarrassing yourself to the point you’d need to move back to Cloudsdale and take on a new alias?”

“What?! No. Even if I did embarrass myself, I wouldn’t need to react that drastically. Why would you think that?” Asked Rainbow.

“Not important,” Said Deadpool. “Well… Are you afraid that if you tell her, she will react poorly towards you being gay?”

A lump formed in Rainbow Dash’s throat. Grabbing Deadpool by the shoulders, she said through gritted teeth-

“If you think for a second that AJ is homophobic, I will fly you all the way up to Cloudsdale, then let you fall to the ground.”

“Then what is the fucking problem, Dash?” Asked Deadpool.

“There isn’t a problem!” Said Rainbow angrily.

“I know you’re lying,” Said Deadpool.

“Oh, yeah? How?” Asked Rainbow.

“‘Cause I am a chronic liar,” Answered Deadpool. “Takes a liar to recognize a liar.”

“That’s… a fair point,” Said Rainbow.

“So come on, just tell me,” Said Deadpool.

“Ugh! Fine! The reason I’m not asking Applejack out is not because of what I’ll do or what she will do. It’s everyone else,” Admitted Rainbow.

With the cat now out of the bag, both ponies went silent for a few moments. Rainbow Dash anxiously elaborated on her explanation.

“Asking her out would be a breeze to me, and I know that regardless of what pans out, AJ wouldn’t think less of me for being gay. I think it’s safe to say that if our friendship is essential to the timeline, then me coming out to her wouldn’t end it. I would also think that’s the case with the rest of our friends too. Then there’s everypony else. I have a lot of fans, but some of them will abandon their adoration the moment I come out, and some will be very upfront about their distaste. Doesn’t matter at all that I’ve helped save Equestria several times, nor the fact that I am a member of the Wonderbolts. The simple fact that I am attracted to mares is enough to make some ponies think I’m scum.”

“I don’t want to have AJ keep the two of us a secret, but at the same time I can’t deal with every single pony who can't keep their opinions to themselves. Queen Chrysalis invades Canterlot, taken care of. Tierk steals all of the magic in Equestria, he’s back in Tartarus. But an entire way of thinking, that can’t be stopped. Even I have limits. I don’t want to have to deal with that, and I don’t want AJ to have to deal with it too.”

Rather atypical for him, Deadpool listened intently to Rainbow Dash expressing her insecurities. Listening to her fears of discrimination, he felt something stirring within him - empathy. Once he was certain she was done, he decided to chime in.

“Wow. I-I never would have thought that you of all ponies would have been afraid to be open about expressing your sexuality,” Said Deadpool.

“Well, I am,” Admitted Rainbow solemnly.

“If it helps, I understand how you’re feeling,” Said Deadpool.

“Really?” Asked Rainbow.

“Yeah. As somepony who is pansexual, I know what it feels like to be afraid that everypony you know and will ever meet will curbstomp you for being yourself,” Said Deadpool.

Upon hearing him reveal his sexuality, Rainbow’s jaw practically dropped to the floor.

“Y-You’re pansexual?” Stammered Rainbow in disbelief.

“Yup, and if anyone says otherwise, they have either never picked up a fuckin comic book of mine nor took it up with Fabian Nicieza, Rob Liefeld, or Ryan Reynolds” Answered Deadpool.

“Does anypony else know?” Asked Rainbow.

“No. As far as I am aware of, you’re the only one who knows about my sexuality. I wouldn’t be surprised if Twilight knows, but that’s because she lives with me, so she has more opportunities to pick up on that,” Said Deadpool.

“Well then, why do you keep your sexuality a secret?” Asked Rainbow.

Deadpool blew a raspberry in contemplation.

“Well, something that you have to understand, Rainbow Dash, is there was always something about me that somepony else hated and ridiculed me for. Before I became a mercenary for hire, which I'll admit is a justifiable reason to do so, ponies would hate me because they thought I was weird, obnoxious, impulsive, immature, stupid, or dangerous. There’s also the fact that some ponies find my sense of humor ear grating, or my love of comic books childish. And then… I was targeted for being the son of the local drunk, and for having a dad who left. Hell, ever since I came to Equestria, I’ve been harassed for being an immigrant. To tell you the truth, Dashie, if I had been open about being pansexual at that time… I probably would not have been strong enough to live to get my healing factor,” Confessed Deadpool in a near whisper.

Both ponies sat in uncomfortable silence. She was unsure how to respond, but Rainbow decided she needed to say something.

“I’m sorry you went through all of that,” Said Rainbow.

“Well, like most things about me, that’s in the past,” Said Deadpool. “You’re in a better place now than I was at that point in time, Dashie. You live in a community that is open-minded-”

(What about when Zecora first moved into the Everfree?)

“... Usually open-minded. Even if Ponyville fails you, you have all of your friends who have your back. Plus not to mention you have arguably the most supportive parents in all of history. Also, I’m pretty sure Scootaloo is cool with anything that you do. Even if you decided one day to conquer the world, she’ll still be your biggest fan. So with all of those ponies behind you, if you decide you want to be with AJ or a different mare, you can be open about it,” Said Deadpool.

“I-I don’t know, Wade,” Said Rainbow hesitantly.

“Can you at least do me a favor and just think about it?” Asked Deadpool.

Rainbow Dash shifted her gaze from her friend to the table. A heated debate was going on within her mind whether she should accept Deadpool’s request or decline and forget about this night all together.

“... Okay. I guess I can do that,” Said Rainbow in defeat.

“Thanks, Skittles,” Said Deadpool.

As both ponies were finishing their conversation, Twilight walked over to greet them.

“Hey, you two! Have you been enjoying the party?” Asked Twilight.

“Uh, yes. I overindulged on a bunch of prissy food, scared the shit out of Prince Blueblood, and had a, um, meaningful discussion with Rainbow Dash,” Answered Deadpool.

“And I, uh, only talked to Wade. I did nothing else noteworthy,” Lied Rainbow.

“Really?” Asked Twilight.

“Nope! Nothing whatsoever! I’m, uh, going to grab a bite to eat. If you will excuse me,” Said Rainbow.

ZOOM!

Flying fast enough to leave a rainbow trail in her wake, Rainbow Dash headed straight to the banquet table.

“What’s got her riled up?” Asked Twilight.

“I’m sure it’s nothing. She was probably super hungry. I myself get anxious when I’m hankering for a beer,” Said Deadpool.

“Wade, that’s an addiction,” Deadpanned Twilight.

“It’s only an addiction if it harms me. I have a healing factor, therefore I’m not an addict,” Said Deadpool.

(I think a psychologist or a physician would say otherwise.)

“Pft. What would they know? Anyway, what brings you to the cool kids table?” Asked Deadpool.

“Well, the band’s playing something slow, so I thought you’d like to have that dance?” Said Twilight with a smile.

Deadpool raised his ears. Hearing the combined sounds of brass instruments such as the trumpet with strings such as the violin, he smirked.

“Well then, lead the way, Princess,” Said Deadpool, holding out his hoof.

Taking his hoof in hers, Twilight directed him to the dance floor. They caught the attention of other partygoers, but the couple paid them no mind. Wrapping their hooves around each other, both ponies began to dance.

“Eep!”

Tripping over one of her back hooves, Twilight tumbled onto the floor. Deadpool swiftly helped her back onto her hooves.

“Sorry. I-I’m not the best dancer,” Said Twilight, blushing profusely out of embarrassment.

“I’m well aware of that. I attended your birthday in Canterlot,” Said Deadpool.

“Guess you’re going to have to lead,” Said Twilight.

With Deadpool taking the lead, the couple started to slow dance. Their bodies swayed to the music. As their ears listened to the calming melody, their eyes locked onto each other’s faces. Deadpool relished the beauty of Twilight’s features. Her blush induced by her earlier blunder was still visible, but it gradually faded into her lilac fur. Wade found himself enraptured by her violet irises. Seeing her royal purple irises made Deadpool grin goofily. Seeing his smile made Twilight lightly chuckle. As they continued to behold each other, the couple found themselves leaning towards each other. As their faces drew closer together, they puckered their lips in anticipation of a passionate kiss.

CLICK!

Hearing the sound of a camera, Deadpool looked over his right shoulder. He saw a group of paparazzi, taking photos of him and his marefriend.

“Excuse me for a moment, my dear,” Said Deadpool, patting Twilight’s shoulders.

Letting go of her, he turned to face the paparazzi.

“Will you all go fuck off!” Shouted Deadpool furiously.

A few photographers ran off, but most of them stuck around.

“Just so it’s clear, I have very little regard for the law. I have no reservations about using your cameras to give you all colonoscopies,” Threatened Deadpool.

The remaining paparazzi ran away in terror. Now free from prying eyes, he joined back up with Twilight.

“That should take care of that issue,” Said Deadpool.

“Wade, you do realize the press have the right to photograph public figures during private events such as this, don’t you?” Asked Twilight.

“Oh, Twilight, honey. The paparazzi are just legalized stalkers. I’ve caught them taking photos of us on our dates, hanging out with our friends, at the market. I’ve even seen them outside our castle,” Said Deadpool.

“O-Oh,” Said Twilight anxiously.

“Don’t worry. Those particular ponies have been dealt with,” Assured Deadpool.

“…How?” Asked Twilight out of concern.

“Don’t worry about it,” Said Deadpool.

“Wade, considering what you used to do for a living, I do have to be concerned,” Said Twilight.

“Okay, okay. I did nothing drastic. I just smashed a couple cameras, threatened some lives, you know, the small stuff,” Said Deadpool.

Rolling her eyes, Twilight took Deadpool’s hoof and continued their dance. Meanwhile, a changeling couple were dancing only a few feet away from Deadpool and Twilight. Wanting to put some distance between themselves and the other dancers, they tried to back up. Unaware that a different couple were behind them, they accidentally collided with each other.

“Hey! Back off, creeps!” Said a stallion.

“S-sorry,” Said a male changeling timidly.

“What do you think you’re trying to pull here?” Asked the stallion.

“I beg your pardon?” Said the changeling.

“What were you trying to do to me and m’lady? Feed off of our affection?” Accused the stallion.

“N-no! Of course not!” Said the changeling defensively.

Both of them engaged in a heated argument. Their bickering ended up attracting the attention of the other partygoers. Some of them supported the stallion’s narrow-minded accusations while others were defending the changeling couple. Seeing the escalating situation, Twilight went over to the crowd.

“Everyone please settle down!” Urged Twilight.

Not able to hear her over the sounds of their own shouting, the crowd continued arguing with each other. Observing the situation unfolding in front of him, Deadpool decided to intervene.

“Alright, everybody break up!” Ordered Deadpool.

As he separated partygoers who were invading each other's space, Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash walked over to Twilight.

“Oh my, what’s going on here?” Asked Rarity.

“A changeling accidentally bumped into somepony, and now a large argument has broken out!” Explained Twilight.

“I haven’t seen a crowd this hostile since ma family and I ran outta cider last year,” Said Applejack.

“Want me to get in there and break ‘em up?” Asked Rainbow to Twilight.

“Oof!”

As he was attempting to separate an arguing duo, he was pushed aside by one of them. He fell flat on his ass in front of the girls.

“You’re lucky I’m not royalty yet, or else I’d have you hanged!” Said Deadpool furiously.

“Perhaps it would be better if we alert the royal guard,” Suggested Rarity.

“(Sigh) What I wouldn’t do to have Princess Luna’s Canterlot voice,” Said Twilight.

“CEASE YOUR SQUABBLING!”

The authoritative voice of Princess Luna rang in everyone’s head, ceasing the fighting immediately. The princess of the night was accompanied by her older sister and her niece. The princesses stood before their subjects, looking down upon them sternly.

“What is the meaning of this?” Asked Luna.

“Your Majesty! The changelings were trying to use us as a food source!” Accused a mare.

“What!” A surprised Thorax hastily made his way towards his subjects. “Please tell me that isn’t so.”

“King Thorax!” Exclaimed a female changeling, kneeling before her leader. “I swear that we didn’t do anything! These ponies are just jumping to conclusions.”

“I can attest to that, Thorax,” Said Twilight. “One of your subjects accidentally bumped into somepony. That’s all they did.”

Thorax sighed in relief. The princesses on the other hand were greatly disappointed in their subjects’ behavior.

“To say that I am disappointed in everypony’s behavior would be a great understatement,” Said Celestia sternly. “I had expected better from our subjects, but I guess I was naive to think that all of you would welcome King Thorax and his people with open arms.”

“Permission to speak, Your Majesty?” Asked a stallion.

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna exchanged glances with each other before the former sighed.

“Permission granted,” Replied Celestia.

“As I am sure you remember, the changelings invaded our fair city over a year ago, snatching our denizens right from the streets! While your efforts to establish an alliance with the Changeling Kingdom is admirable, you are not holding King Thorax or any of the other changelings accountable for their crimes,” Said the stallion.

Rather than dismiss their subject’s concern, the princesses respectfully thought it over. After hearing it himself, Thorax decided to speak up.

“If I may interject, I can’t speak for the princesses, but I’d like to believe that they haven’t ignored nor are downplaying the trouble we’ve caused. I’m well aware that we had hurt many ponies when we invaded Canterlot, and that’s something that I will never be able to forgive myself for,” Said Thorax with guilt. “But that doesn’t mean that I don’t plan on trying to make things better. By working alongside the princesses, I hope to be able to restructure our society so that something like the invasion never happens again.”

“(Scoff) Clearly your ‘restructuring’ also needs to change your idea of punishment,” Said a mare. “A bunch of kidnappers such as yourselves should be imprisoned! If not for any of us, then it should be for kidnapping and impersonating Her Majesty Princess Cadance.”

“I have forgiven King Thorax and the rest of the changelings for their involvement in my kidnapping,” Interjected Cadance. “If there is any changeling who should be held accountable, it should be their former ruler, Chrysalis, who has gone out of her way to avoid facing the consequences of her actions.”

Murmurs of the differing viewpoints of the crowd cut through the air. Wanting to say her piece, Twilight walked over to the other princesses.

“I understand that this is an uneasy time for everyone. Both of our kingdoms were enemies with little interaction prior to the events that occurred here in Canterlot. Being allies is unfamiliar territory, and with it comes some growing pains. We may not yet know how we will make this work yet, but we will when given the time to do so,” Said Twilight.

Twilight paused to look at Thorax and his subjects.

“The Changeling Kingdom will have to be accountable for helping Chrysalis attempt to take over Equestria, but the Princesses and I also realize your choices were made based on the lack of choices, and are willing to negotiate based on that.”

She then looked to her fellow ponies.

“I also know that many of you were hurt during the invasion, whether that has been through direct assault or the trauma of having to observe it. When I was taken to the mines prior to the invasion, I had to come to terms with the possibility that I might not have been able to find a way out. Then when my friends and I were captured, I recognized that our lives were in Chrysalis’ hooves… She probably would have killed us had she been given the chance. That's the thing, though. The changelings may have attacked me and my friends, but they were following her orders. I'm done letting my trauma turn into prejudice. Ponies and changelings alike were harmed by Chrysalis. We should be helping each other heal rather than despising each other.”

With both parties directly spoken too, she shifted back to addressing the whole crowd.

“No outcome from our alliance will be to everyone’s satisfaction, but we will put the past behind us and create a future together where we all live together in peace. As such, intolerance will no longer be permitted here. This room, and all of Equestria will be a safe space where no pony or changeling will bring harm upon the other. However, I know that I'm not going to change everyone’s minds, so if you have any reservations about each other, you are permitted to leave.”

After finishing her speech, some partygoers decided to heed her words and left. A little over a dozen ponies took their leave. One changeling that still bore his species’ original form attempted to leave, but Thorax grabbed him by the shoulder. The changeling snarled at him, but rather than tell him off, Thorax gave him a pleading look. With an annoyed sigh, the changeling stayed put. Not knowing how to wrap things up, Twilight dismissed the guests with a wave of her hoof.

One hour later…

Thankfully, in spite of what had occurred, everyone was able to enjoy the rest of the party. Once most of the guests were gone, the castle staff began to clean up. Twilight oversaw the clean up, lending her assistance wherever she could. Spotting her protege, Celestia walked over to her.

“Are you doing alright, my dear student?” Asked Celestia.

“I’m fine, Princess. I just hope the changelings that were harrassed earlier are okay,” Said Twilight with concern.

“Looks like you will be able to find out,” Said Celestia, pointing straight ahead.

Thorax walked over to the two princesses. He was accompanied by the changeling couple she helped out earlier.

“Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle. I hope we're not interrupting anything, but my subjects were hoping to have a word with you,” Said Thorax.

“I’m all ears,” Said Twilight.

“Hi Princess. I am Carina, and this is my life mate, Fron. It is an honor to meet you,” Said the female changeling.

“It’s a pleasure to get to speak to you two. I hope you are doing okay,” Said Twilight.

“We are,” Replied Fron. “Carina and I wanted to thank you, Celestia, and the other princesses for standing up for us. Considering our history with this place, things could have gotten a lot worse if you all didn’t intervene.”

“We were admittedly afraid of attending because we knew that there were plenty of ponies who haven’t forgiven us changelings, but I’m glad that we got to see for ourselves that there are ponies who are accepting of us,” Said Carina.

“You don’t need to thank me. I was only doing the right thing. I meant what I said when I told everyone that Equestria is supposed to be a safe place for everyone. I cannot promise that it will always be the case, but I can assure you that as long as I am the Princess of Friendship, everyone’s safety will be among my top priorities, regardless of who you are, who you used to be, and who you decide to be in the future,” Said Twilight.

“Thank you, Princess. I want the Changeling Kingdom to be the same. Perhaps that’s something you and I could work on together for both of our kingdoms,” Said Thorax.

“I wouldn’t have it any other way,” Said Twilight with a smile.

Meanwhile, Deadpool and Rainbow Dash were conversing with each other. Not far from them, Applejack, being the workhorse that she is, was folding empty chairs to be stashed away. Spotting her, Deadpool gestured for Rainbow Dash to speak to her. She looked at Applejack hesitantly, but then she thought about what Deadpool had asked her. Deciding that she needed to tell her, Rainbow Dash mustered the courage to walk over to her.

“Hey Applejack,” Greeted Rainbow.

“Hey there, Rainbow,” Greeted Applejack. “You want to help pick up these chairs?”

“You do know that the castle has ponies to do that, right?” Asked Rainbow with an amused smile.

“I know. I just saw an opportunity to help, an’ took it,” Replied Applejack.

“Are you sure you’re not just a workaholic?” Remarked Rainbow.

“It ain’t a problem if it helps folks out,” Said Applejack.

“What about when Wade ever tries to lend a hoof with something?” Asked Rainbow.

“... No comment,” Said Applejack.

“Actually, AJ, there’s something I need to tell you,” Said Rainbow.

“Oh? Well then, tell me what’s on ya mind,” Said Applejack, giving her friend her full attention.

Before she could confess her feelings, Rainbow found herself unable to speak. Looking into her friend’s lush green eyes, she felt her fears return. Applejack was quick to notice her sudden change in behavior.

“Rainbow, are you alright? You’re tremblin’ more than Apple Bloom on Hearth’s Warming morning,” Said Applejack.

“Y-Yeah. Of course I’m fine. I was just wondering if- I wanted to know- Would you… Would you be able to look at a new flying routine I’ve been practicing and tell me if it looks good? You know, if you’re free this weekend,” Said Rainbow.

She could tell that Applejack was looking her over. For what purpose, she wasn’t entirely sure.

“Sure thing. I’m always happy t’ help,” Said Applejack.

“Cool, cool,” Replied Rainbow, momentarily shifting her gaze to the side.

Deadpool watched everything unfold in front of him.

“I swear the build up for Appledash better payoff or else I’m going to catch a body,” Said Deadpool.

“Hey Wade.”

“Fuckin’ Christ!”

Failing to notice Twilight had approached him, Deadpool jumped out of fright.

“Sorry!” Said Twilight.

“It’s okay. It’s okay. If things had gone a little differently, I would be the one apologizing to you while giving you an ice pack… or while we’re at a hospital,” Said Deadpool.

“What were you doing?” Asked Twilight.

“Watching my friends,” Said Deadpool rather casually.

“You know, if I didn’t know you for the past couple of years, I would have thought that was creepy,” Said Twilight.

“So what do you think of it as?” Asked Deadpool.

“Pretty weird,” Remarked Twilight.

“Yeah, well, you’re the one who cast an obsession spell on your doll,” Countered Deadpool.

“Touché. Would you like to go out to the gardens while we wait for the others?” Asked Twilight.

“I’d love to,” Said Deadpool, raising one of his forelegs towards her. “M’lady.”

With a giggle, Twilight wrapped her foreleg around his. Both ponies walked in near synchronization, heading towards the gardens to enjoy a few minutes of peace and quiet together.

“Not if I have something to say about it.”

“Don’t even think about it, Discord!” Said Deadpool.

Fin.

Author's Note

Hey everypony! Thank you for reading the latest chapter of Deadpool: Mercenary of Harmony! Sorry this chapter took so long to publish. I'm currently taking a break from writing this story for the sake of both my mental health and keeping my fanfic at the best quality I can provide. Once I'm ready to continue working on it, I'll be sure to notify you through my account's blog posts. Thank you all for reading my story, and I hope you all enjoy your day!