Take My Life,Please?

by Fry

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Crossover
Length: 1943

Queen Chrysalis shows up in Fry's dreams which leads to an odd Literally LIFE-CHANGING,experience.

When the ''Queen Of All Changeling's'' goes into your dream and starts a conversation with you…
Telling about her history and what happened to her.
And then your insulting her with ; ''What are you doing in my dream,and why must I know all this information?''
''Your life is so boring.''

Well,THAT you shouldn't say to her…
Because maybe,just maybe…

She is switching her life with yours.A diffrent body,diffrent friends and a diffrent view on the world of one another.

…

Don't say I didn't warned you…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-11 23:16:20 UTC

Chang(L)ing The Channel

It was a calm,cold,night in New New York. I was tired from a long day of being lazy,doing nothing and eating pizza.

Bender was cleaning his arms with his brand new oil he bought this afternoon.

''Don't disturb me while I'm busy doing my arm-cleanup's,Fry,or else I will smack your butt up so blue,you won't even see that it is your own ass that I smacked.'' he said.

I understood Bender,he haven't cleaned his arms with brand new oil for like weeks.And if a robot didn't cleaned himself with special'' MOM's Robot Oil.'' than he might get really rusty.After I brushed my teeth and washed myself,I was ready to play one last game before I'd go to bed. I walked towards the Game-closet where Bender and I always placed our games and usual we were looking through it,if we were in the mood for some gaming.

''Let's see...Oh,this one looks great!... Conker's...Bad....Fur Day!'' I talked to myself.

It looked actually a pretty good Nintendo 64 game. The cover was just two squirrels standing against the title and one was holding a glass of alcohol. It MUST be a very good game!So I plugged the old Nintendo 64 into the TV and I started.

It was very hard to find a Nintendo 64 in the year 3012,but hey,with Bender,we can steal everything.

'' Untill it's gone...gone...GONE...''

Conker said and the end credits filled my screen with words and other bullcrap you always see in the credits. I cried almost seeing that ending for Conker,he really didn't deserved that,after he helped almost everybody with their problems than his girlfriend gets killed and he becomes King Conker and he didn't even wanted that to happen.

I turned out the game and the TV and stood up. My eyes almost closed entirely because of the sleepiness. The way to my bedroom I find very easy and I slowly laid down in my bed,my blanket covering me warm up

''I'm going to sleep!'' I shouted

''Night!'' Bender's voice echoed out of the bathroom.

The window that I left open released a light breeze inside my room,but I didn't care. I was warm in my own bed,I didn't care if a whole tornado came inside the apartment. I was laying here...nice and cozy.

My eyes closed immediately as I drifted off to a unusual,weird,sleep.

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When your dreaming,everything is possible. So was my dream,I was just floating through black space. I know,it maybe sounds odd that I am dreaming about space and planets,but there are more worse dreams than that.

So I was floating all over the place,not even seeing a thing. The only color that my company was,was black.

''What is this spooky place,it looks like a Justin Bieber concert on a Fryday-night.''

I said while my voice echoed from the distance.

It was weird because usually echoes exists by big walls and other stuff that can throw the sound back at ya.

But there were no walls,there was no other stuff...there was nothing!

''Good-evening.''

A female voice echoed into my ears.I had no idea who this could be.It couldn't be Leela...because she was home and Amy,well...Amy was almost never in my dream...almost. Suddenly white balls appeared all over the place : big,small,bright,little,all kinds of white balls surrounded me. I started freaking out,this wasn't a dream anymore,this was a nightmare!

''Show yourself! W-Who-ever you are!'' I shouted in fear and a little bit because I peed in my boxer.

''Oh my,it is so funny when you are scared,that face,marvelous! Hahaha~'' the voice replied,with an not so very nice tone.

I had the feeling that I was getting ''Sneak Peaked''. As if two,big,bright,glowing eyes stared at me...

Funny,because when I turned around there were two,big,bright,glowing,eyes staring at me...

From the moment I saw them I felt like I should have bin brave,I should be the hero...

''Please don't eat me,I'm over date,I'm rotten,I'm an alien,I give you cancer,don't eat me!''

My voice pitched high when the eyes of the,mysterious,dangerous (and might I add frighteningly) monster suddenly came closer.The more the eyes came closer,the more my blood pressure raised somehow,I could feel it through my veins.

The balls that floated around in the black space suddenly vanished.I couldn't believe my eye-balls!

''Is this a dream,or do I have this ''Weird-Black-Space-With-White-Balls-Taco-Nightmare'' again.'' I was thinking.

I mean,everything was complete,except...no taco...

I slowly turned my head and body around to discover this ''voice'' and solve this mystery full of...yeah...mystery.

A brown body appeared under the two,bright,glowing,eyes.Two sharp,pointy wings was showing at the sides and a horn pointed out of the darkness.All these things formed together to one thing,revealing a...

''Holy mashed potatoes,it's an...an...''

I stumbled while I pointed one of my little,human,fingers towards the thing.It was a black thing with weird green eyes,I compared the form of this creature with someone I met 5 weeks ago,Princess Luna...But who in the name of earth was this? She couldn't be Princess Luna in a costume,because she was on the moon,and she isn't so very ugly.I felt like the

black-brown-tinted person was like levitating towards me on a slow pace.I was scared to death,what does she want from me and why was I not waking up from this crappy dream! I tried to get away from here,but it seemed like I was stuck in one place,just floating on that one spot with a few white balls around me.

When I faced the creature itself again,she suddenly was right in front of her nose,I could feel her breath onto my lips.

''Good evening.'' she said again.''Heylo...'' I said with an uncomfortable expression on my face.

''Oh where are my evil manners,my name is Chrysalis,QUEEN,Chrysalis the queen of all changelings and who is this that I am speaking too?'' The creature said and she bowed very kindly with a big grin onto her face,that made me shiver all over my weak and still very healthy body.I remained silent,I was just startled from what she just said to me.

''SPEAK UP,HUMAN!'' she commanded and her horn,which looked like someone had nibbled on,raised up high.

''I'm Phillip.J Fry,but just call my Fry,sir,ma'm!''

I shouted at the queen and saluted her,she was just the person...uhm...I mean pony that was getting mad easily.

''Human Fry...you probably wonder what I,Queen Chrysalis, am doing into your,so called,''dream''?  she asked.

I was noticing that her mane was full of holes,even her legs and horn were full of holes! I couldn't help but just stare at them,until I finally snapped out of it.It felt like I just had too look at her the whole time.She was attracting me with some sort of ''Lovey-power''.

I shook me head six times before my eyes started to narrow her body.

She looked more like an Fairy-tale villain than a kind witch to me,but my imagination usually played tricks on me when I saw things closer.I tried to remember a species that might could link to hers. She actually looked like a giant spider.

''Are you a giant spider?'' I asked,whimpering and slowly backing off of the so called ''Queen''.

''No not really,I'm not a spider,but come here and I'll tell you what I really am...'' she replied as her body slowly levitated towards me.

I was scared as hell! I tried to back off more,but it was no use. There were actually walls in the black space ;how unfortunate.

I looked around me to see if I could find a trap. ''Don't come near me!'' I hyperventilated in panic,not finding a single emergency switch or door or whatever,just black space!  ''No worries,...''Fry''...don't hesitate...and come to the queen...''

Chrysalis smirked as she beckons with her finger, with the intention that I had to come to her as quick as possible.

But NO,I won't do that. I'm just an boy that wants some sleep,but what happens a weird queen wants to kill me...

Just when it seemed that all hope was lost I suddenly heard a voice.

''Hey Fry,are you there?''

Who the fuck could that be? I mean,I was alone in this black space,right? Right?

''Fry,can you hear me? Grab my arms!''

I looked from the side and something grabbed right through the black space walls.

''HELP HOLY SH...'' A yellow hand smacked my mouth and I remained silence. ''Hey,shush,or you will blow both our covers.''

The voice echoed in my head.I knew that voice... ''Bender...is that you?'' I squinted my eyes to get a better view.

It was Jake from Adventure time! ''Hey Fry,what are you doing here? Where is Bender?'' he asked as he looked around with his big white eyes. ''I could easily ask the same to you,where is Finn and what are you guys doing here?'' I asked curiously. ''Hey this is your dream and you're leaning on him.''Jake sighed. Weird moaning sounds came from my back. I quickly shoved a few meters to the right. ''Who's there?'' Finn's voice softly shrieks. ''It's Fry,he is in here too!''  Jake shouts as he re-formed his yellow arm into a speaker.

''Sssshhht!'' I hushed frightened. ''Whisper or else we are all busted!'' Finn suddenly started to giggle behind me. ''Where is your sense of adventure,dude?'' Jake couldn't help but agree with his statement. ''Yeah,it's totally fine!''

A cold and evil laughter reverberated into my ears as my heart stood still for that moment. ''Fry's right,we have to hide!''

Finn's voice changed from joyful to terrified. ''But how can we hide with three people in here?!'' Jake asked.

Jake suddenly had a blank expression and slowly turned his head towards me...

''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH~'' I got thrown out of the secret hiding place in the black space.

''NO HARD FEELINGS FRY!'' Finn screamed. ''YOU ARE WELCOME IN OOO,IF YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!'' Jake added.

''Thank you,guys!'' I said annoying. Friends,you gotta love them...''There you are...'' Chrysalis spoke as she showed her sharp teeth to me.Her pace of levitating suddenly became faster.''...I thought I lost ya.'' she glanced as she licked her lips. I had to get outta here and fast! I tried to swim through the air but it was no use. The Queen was only 2 meters from me away,I could not escape.

''Now,...''Fry''...I'm a reasonable Queen and I'm not here to hurt thou...'' she coughed.''...you.'' she gave me a heart-warming stare.''AWWW,NOW WE CAN NEVER ESCAPE!!!'' Jake screamed.The queen looked at me,raising an eyebrow ;

''Friends of yours?'' I shook my head quickly,what would she do to me if I said yes? ''Anyway, All I just want...is that you touch my hand.''

''How can I ever trust you! You look evil and you probably stink!'' I offended her,not knowing what risks I actually took.

''Being rude to a queen,how pathetic...'' The queen nods as she suddenly flashed away and appeared floating right in front of me. I felt her warm breath upon my lips as I was filled with fright. ''Peek-a-boo.'' she giggled.It looks like she got rid of that dumb Queen accent of hers. As she levitated in circles around me,she whispered something into herself. Man,I wish this dream was over already,where is Bender when you actually need him.

''If I touch you,will this nightmare be over?'' I asked curiously and confused.

''I'm not sure...'' The Queen stopped and stood still in the middle of the weird-ass black space room.I maybe was a moron,I eventually still am a retard,but...I floated towards her and grabbed her hand. Chrysalis smiled slowly and looked into my eyes. A white flash filled the room with an incredible white light,as a giant photo-flash. I didn't felt good,my arms felt weird and my head was pounding. I felt on the ground with a smack on the ground. I wasn't sure,but the nightmare,sure wasn't over.