Isekai: Sword And Sorceryby C-L-StrifeChaptersProlog: The Roots of Good and EvilChapter One: Van of DestinyChapter Two: The Legendary SwordChapter Three: The Limit's Of Freedom'sChapter Four: An Iron What?!?!?! Let's Fight Instead!!!Chapter Five: Having Sex With Ponies?!?!?!?! But IChapter Five: Having *BLEEP* With Ponies?!?!?!?! (REAL ONE)Prolog: The Roots of Good and EvilAuthor's Note Hey guys Seth Standmore here with my second story, this is like I promised not a Displaced story its an Isekai co written with my girlfriend Katana-Maru-Chan. Thanks to her for all of the help here, I wouldnt be able to afford my fimfiction gold account without her support, thanks to her for taking care of me always, she is the love of my world. Anyway I've got a prolog and then the first chapter ready, I will keep writing chapter's as we continue, please read review like subscibe and DONT FLAME ME. Now....................read on! Muahahahahahahahaha!!! Prolog: The Roots of Good and Evil One Thousand Five Hundred Years Ago... In a time long ago, even before Luna and Celestia, there was a war between good and evil that nearly destroyed Equestria. The unicorns, pegasus ponies and earth ponies were at war with one another, and destroyed all the land far and near. Their fighting awakened the most ancient evil that sleeped below Equestria, deep within the Mountains of Madness... Its name...was Grogar. Commanding the legions of Hell and Darkness, Grogar set out to destroy all ponies. The three races united together to stop him, but it was all too late, and they could not overcome the powers of wickedness. However...out of the darkness, came a sword's man, a mighty warrior wielding a powerful two handed zweihander...a blade said to have been forged with dragon fire in the deepest mines of the Minotaur Kingdom, what would one day become the Hive of the Changeling's...and with a single great swing of his weapon, the warrior killed Grogar and ended the war in one feel swoop. Though the hero disappeared his legend lived in...until Equestria forgot about him over the many years and centuries that passed. But, some say that when the world needs him the most the chosen one, this strange creature with two arms and legs and no hair on his body, wearing armor, would return to save the world from darkness once again. But that's just a myth...there's no such thing as the chosen one...right? Chapter One: Van of DestinyINTRO THEME: C.L. Strife PRESENTS ISEKAI: SWORD AND SORCERY CHAPTER ONE: VAN OF DESTINY "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!" I breathed hard and panted with sweat sticking my clothes to my body, my black gi and white belt fluttered all around my body as I charged at my sword's master, my blunt training katana held up high. He smirked and stepped out of the way just as I got close to him but I stopped and swung at the spot where I knew, he would be. My sword hit him in the ribs and he yelled in pain and surprise, falling over his cries turned to laughs and he patted me on the back. "Well done Mingus!" My sword teacher, Boromatsu-San told me. "You anticipated my moves very well. I predict that you will someday be an evens tronger sword's man than I am!" I smirked and said "Yeah well, something tells me I don't have to wait that long." Boromatsu-San got a sweat drop and his eyelid's twitched. I felt the pain like a blunt katana sword in my shin whacking me, and I yelled in pain, hopping up and down really fast. "OWWWWWW!" I whined. "Yeah, thats what I thought, you still have a long way to go young grass hopper." He said standing up and putting his sword in its sheath. "Now bow to me you little whipper snapper." I had waterfall tears going down my face but I bowed to him anyway. Boromatsu-San was the finest sword's master in Nodachii Academy and I needed to show him respect he deserved. My name is Mingus Miyamoto, I'm a fourteen year old student here at Nodachii Academy in Montgomery Alabama. I'm tall for my age, six feet to be exact, and I have spikey brown hair that usually has an ahegao sticking out the top of it. When I was young I lost my family in a mysterious accident, all I know about it was that my house was bombed and, a van with a picture of a red pill was parked outside when it happened. I swore revenge and joined Nodachii Academy to gather the skills I needed to go after the ones who killed my parents, and for six years now Boromatsu-San had worked hard to turn me into the finest sword's man in all of America. So far I was at the top of my class, I barely had time to do all my studying so my grades were never that good, but who needs to know how to do math when you can cut head's off? If only I could get over my shyness and my clumsiness and learn how to talk to girls without tripping on myself....heheh... "Well I'd better hit the shower's." I confidently smirked to Boromatsu-San. "Thanksfor the great practice old man, I hope you got something out of it too." Boromatsu-San got another sweat drop, and sighed. "One day you'll learn how to be humble." He said to me. I walked out of the dojo and into the halls of Nodachii Academy. I passed by all my other classmates in their school uniforms. THe girls were in fuku skirts of course, while the boys were all wearing gis of white clothe and black belts, unlike mine which was a black gi with a white belt. Boys and girls were talking to each other, laughing and smiling and joking around, some of them had big bright red and pink blushing faces, and one boy had a red hand mark on his face, I knew he had been slapped. There could only be one reason. The Battle Ball was coming up and, the boys and girls were looking for dates. I sighed knowing that, I would probably not get one for the third year in a row. Igot to the showers and took a quick one, then got out and looked at myself in the mirror. I knew I was handsome with my chiseley good looks, jaw, chin, cheekbones, and tepid purple eyes not to mention my hair, but I never felt handsome. Girls came up to me sometimes to flirt and I just never knew what to say back to them, it was insane! "GRRRR! WHY CAN'T I TALK TO GIRLS?!?!?!?!?!?!" I groaned unconfidently as I fell on the ground with a vein popping on my forehead. Someone flushed the toilet just then and said. "Well dude, you can be talented or you can be good at talking to girls, you can't be both." I turned around and brushed my brown bangs out of my head. Out of the bathroom stall came my best friend, his name was Brandon Anderson but we all just call him The Bastard. The Bastard is about four foot twelve inches with a big belly and man boobs, but he's clever and funny, all the girls like him. I always see him walking around with another girl on his arm, except the one that he knows not to go near or else I'll beat him up. The Bastard and I had been friends ever since I first came to Nodachii Academy, and even though he teases me a lot I'd never give up his friend ship. "What's up my man?" Said The Bastard slapping my back. "You thinking about asking someone out yet or did you already and that's why you're here." "Still thinking." I said blushing. "I'm working my way up to it okay?!?!?!?!" "Yeah yeah." The Bastard snickered and smirked at me. "You know if you like Homura you should just ask her out--" "DON'T SAY HER NAME! SO LOUD!" I hissed grabbing his mouth and quieting him. He laughed at me and said "Come on dude, I got good news. You better finish getting dressed, if you go out like that well, I don't think anyone will be too impressed." He pointed at my crotch. I looked down. Then I blushed, my whole body turned red, and I covered my crotch with my hands. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I WAS NAKED???" ***COMMERCIAL TIME*** ***WE NOW RETURN TO OUR SHOW*** Now that I was dressed I was walking through the halls with The Bastard, my hands were behind my head. Out in the front of the school in the lobby were the trophy cases, all the trophy's we got for competing in sword competitions. Half of them were mine. Nodachii Academy wasn't known for bieng a strong dualing school until I signed up for the duals, but ever since I went on our kendo, fencing and muay thai squads we'd gotten much better. The only thing I hadn't started learning yet was mark's manship, I disdain guns as cowardly weapons but, The Bastard is a huge gun-fanatic. We stopped at the lobby and I jumped behind a trophy-case shushing The Bastard. "Look............... there she is." I whispered. Homura Johnson was the most beautiful and popular girl in the entire school............ like me she was fourteen, and quite beautiful. Her long black tresses hung down to the bottom of her back, she had this habit of flipping it around with her hand, and always looked so beautiful doing it. Her purple eyes shone with beauty, but also sadness and pain. I wondered if someone hurt her in the past...maybe that's why she was so friendly, she wanted to make sure nobody would ever get hurt like her again. She was standing with her two friends Utena Thompson and Usagi Levine, laughing. I frowned, my head slid down my neck in depression as a rain cloud appeared over my head. "She's enver going to notice me." I mumbled to The Bastard. "Dude." Said The Bastard. "I got big news for you...as you know I'm going out with Utena Thompson, and guess what she said about Homura?" "She wears black panty's? I already knew that though." I showed him my Homura Journal. With a nose bleed. He thumped me on the head, a band aid appeared over it where he had hit me. "Don't be a pervert." Said The Bastard with his eye's closed. "Anyway she told me that Homura totally likes you. She's got the biggest crush on you ever!" Just then Homura noticed me standing behind the trophy case. She closed her eyes and waved at me with a smile. I could tell she was blushing. I waved back at her, also blushing. Then I blushed. "Are you sure she like's me dude?" I questioned to The Bastard. The Bastard sweat dropped. And said "Dude would I ever lie to you?" "Uh yes you would." I said with a sweat drop. Then The Bastard laughed and rubbed the back of his head. "Well I'm not lying to you this time I mean. Now come on!" He pulled me out from the tropy case and shoved me towards Homura and her two friends. I stumbled wheeling my arms rapedly fast. "WHOOOOOOAAAAAA!" I yelled as I stumbled. Then I fell on my face in front of Homura. Wheels went around my head in dizzyness. Looking up, Homura was giggling. Her friends were looking at me with concern. "Are you alright Mingus?" She held out her hand./ Blushing I took her hand and let her help me up. I will never wash this hand again. I thought. "Yeah um, I guess I am," I nodded to her. "Hey um, Homura, can we talk about something?" Both her friends went chibi and looked at me with big eyes going "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!" "I wonder what he could want." Snickered Utena. "Chill out babe." Laughed The Bastard. He was coming up to us. THen he said to Utena. "Come on babe, let's leave these two alone for a while. They need to have a nice chat." They laughed and wandered off, they were holding hands. I looked at them with a frown. "I wonder what they are going to do next." I grumped with annoyence. Homura giggled at me and looked at me, flipping her hair and opening her deep purple yes. "WHat was it you wanted to talk to me about Mingus?" She spoke beautifully to me. I blushed. "Well its such a beautiful day...I wonder if we could go outside? For a walk." "I would like that very much." Homura smiled. I went outside of the school with Homura, the sun was shining bright and yellow, and the wind blew sakura leafs all over the yard. Looking around, it was perfect. Homura was beautiful. As beautiful as the day. I knew then that I loved her. Like I always will. We were standing on the sidewalk and I said. "Homura...have you ever had a boyfriend before?" Homura giggled and put her hand against her mouth. "You know it's funny but I don't. Every one is always so surprised but the truth is most boys find me a little intimating. Its hard to meet one who is as relaxed and cool with me as you are Mingus." I gulped. If only she knew. "Now Mingus have you ever had a girlfriend?" Winked Homura. I blushed and said. "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no Homura, I h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-haven't. But um." I blushed and said with all of my courage. "Would you go to the Battle Ball with me?" Homura gasped. Her eyes went wide. A red blush creased her cheeks. I stood there thinking I blew it! All my chances with her! Ruined! I groaned. The Bastard was wrong about her after all! Then she giggled and said the words which I knew would make me the happiest. "Yes Mingus. I would love to go to the Battle Ball with you." It was like fireworks went off inside of my heart! "YAHOO!" I wanted to scream. But that would have been beneath the dingity of a master sword's man like myself. So instead I said. "Hehehehehehhe. Amazing." Then Homura giggled and ran into the street shaking her arms and her fuku skirt was fluttering. She turned around and flipped her hair at me. She said. "On one condition, first you have to catch me!" I smirked. She really did like me as much as I liked her. But my smirk turned to horror when I heared the car horn down the road and looked over to see a van barreling toward Homura down the street at sixty miles per hour. I gasped when I saw what was on the side of it. "A red pill!" I gasped. "Just like the van that killed my parents!" Homura got a look of horror on her face. She looked at me with horror. "MINGUS!!!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOMURA!!!!!!!!" I said as I rant oward her in slow motion. I got to her just as the van was about to hit her and shoved her out of the way. But there wasn't enough time for me to get out of the way before I got hit! Knowing the endw as near I cringed and looked her in the eye. "Homura.......... I've always loved you! I'm sorry it took me so long to say it!" Then I closed my eyes as I felt the van hit me, I sprawled out on the ground my world going dark and fading away as all I could hear was her voice shouting. "MIIIIIIIIIIINGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!" ***ROLL CREDITS*** ***POST-CREDITS SCENE*** In a dark cavern a figure kneeled, a blonde haired pony in a dark robe that hid her white coat and blonde mane. "Sire we've done it. The chosen one is no more." "Excellent." Said the one on the throne in the cavern. "Then nothing now will stand in our way...and Equestria will be mine once again. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!" Who is this villain? We'll find out next time in ChapTer Two! Author's Note AUthor's note If you are wondering I think that Johnny Bosh is a good voice for Mingus while, The Bastard wood be playe'd by the fat guy from the Nutshack and Homura of course is played by Christine Venenzuela and Usagi and Utena are both played by who playued them in the anime, can you guess what happens next? Chapter Two: The Legendary SwordAuthor's Note Hey guys Seth Standmore here with another chappie:33333 XDDDDDDD This ones gonna be really good, I got some fighting music in it with an epic battle scene., and were going to meet our first pony and our first sign of Mingus destiny, special thanks to Katana-Maru-Chan for all her help especially with the Japanese she know's lots of language's because she is polydactyl, they teach you that in Yugoslavia where she is from. Anyway please RR don't flame andI'll see you with chapter three soon! :333333 DON'T FLAME ME. Chapter Two: The Legendary Sword INTRO THEME: C.L. Strife PRESENTS ISEKAI: SWORD AND SORCERY CHAPTER TWO: THE LEGENDARY SWORD In a deep dark forest I woke up a long time later, trees in the distance could be seen with faces that resembeled frowns, grimaces and scowls. My head was hurting and I moaned, patting my body down for signs of damage. "What happened?" I said to nobody. "Last thing I remember that van was hitting me, that van with the red pill on the side." A bunny hoped into my point of view. I smiled at him. "Hey there little guy." I said to the bunny. "Do you know where I am right" But I started shouting in pain as he was kicking me in the nose and then running off, "GODDAMN IT." Wherever I was one thing was for certain: this place was full of jerks! Standing up the forest surrounded me, black and dark and scary. I shivered, wishing that I had my sword with me, but when the van hit me I had nothing on but the clothes on my back, good thing I remembered to get dressed in my gi at least before I left the bathroom. It would really suck if I were in thiys strange new world naked. I shivered and rubbed my arms for warmth. "Wherever I am I'd better find some shelter in a hurry." I said to the forest, starting to walk into it. "But why am I even here, I should be dead right now." Suddenly I heard a voice in my head, a whisper that said my name. "Mingus....." The voice whispered. I froze scared and fell into my boxing stance, even if I didn't have a sword I was far from helpless. "Who's there?" I questioned sharply. "Show yourself!" "I am not your enemy, Mingus." The strange voice whispered. "I am your oldest friend and most true ally of all." "Is that you The Bastard?" "Watch your tongue you mediocre dunce." The voice hissed at me. "Follow the sound of my voice and I will explain........ everything." Gulping I walked deeper into the woods, they got darker and darker the longer I went. Eventually I wound up at a big canyon, across from me was a ruined castle, and there was a ramp going down into the canyon. I walked down the ramp into the canyon, and at the bottom of the canyon there was a cave at the bottom of the canyon. "Is that where you are?" I said to the voice in my head. "Yes it is." The voice said. "Come inside...and meet your destiny." Into the cave I went and gulping, I walked long and far until I came to what looked like a giant crystal tree with a purple star in the middle of it and five other strange objects like three apples three butterflies a rainbow three diamonds and three balloons could be seen. I stared and said. "What the hell is that?" Suddenly the cave began to rumble and I began to stumble. "WHOOOOOAAAAA!" I said. The tree of crystal started to shrink into the ground and it vanished as another object started to rise up and replacing it was a pedestal with a long sword inside of it, a big sword as tall as I was and even thick with a long handle for two hands. It was the biggest and mightiest sword I had ever been seeing! "What is that?" I inquired curiously. "It is I." Said the voice wisely. "I am that which you have heared inside of your mind. That which brought you here when you should have perished." I gasped in shock. "The red pill! You know about that?" "I know about many things." Said the sword. "And I can give you the power to seek revenge on those who wronged you. Do you wish that?" I made fists with hands and said. "More than anything in my life." "Then come to me now brave hero....and place your hands on my handle." I did as the sword told me. Gripping its handle, "Okay what now?" "Draw me from the stone and say "Kono ken o anata no senzo no namae de meijite kudasai sono chikara o kashite kudasai!" I did as the sword instructed me to do. Gripping it tightly I pulled and said. "Kono ken o anata no senzo no namae de meijite kudasai sono chikara o kashite kudasai!" There was a flash of red light and the sword pulled free like it wa sstuck in butter. Holding it high, a flash that filled the cavern could be seen from out side. "At last I am free to continue my quest to purge the world of all evil." Said the sword. "And you and I together will achieve your destiny." "Who are you?" I whispered to the sword. The sword laughed. "I am the legendary blade...The Rantor." Suddenly a scream could be heard fromk outside I turned around holding the Rantor in one hand, even though it was huge it felt so light and easy in my hand. "What now, The Rantor?" "We must champion the cause of justice." Said the Rantor. "Go forth and save the fair maiden who suffers. You will find that she is the first step on the road to your destiny." I didn't know whwat that meant but one thing was sure............I couldn't let a cute girl die. And I could tell from her scream that this girl was super cute. I charged out of the cave holding up the Rantor. ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** ***WE NOW RETURN TO OUR SHOW*** I ran up the ramp and out of the canyon back into the woods, following the screaming that I heard. I thought about what the cute girl who screamed must have looked like. I bet she was tall and gorgeous with limpid eyes and flaxseed hair, and double J breasts that hung out of her shirt like two big round melons. I started tog et a nose bleed thinking of it. "Can't you stop thinking about girls for five seconds?" Said The Rantor in disgust. "I can't believe the chosen one is a pervert." Sweat dropping, "Wait you can read my thoughts?" "I am connected to your mind. Of course I can read your thoughts you horny simpleton." I blushed and got a sweat drop again. "Okay well I guess we'll just focus on saving the girl for now and figure out the rest later." The screams got louder and louder until I found it. Two animals were righting. Well one was fighting, the other could be seen cowering against the rock, she was a yellow pony with pink hair. Over her was standing a beast that looked like a lion, but it was the strangest lion I had ever seen, it had a scorpion's tail and two wings. "What in the world is this?" I questioned sharply. The cowering pony opened her eyes and gazed at me with her ice blue orbs. Her orbs widened. "You! Please save me!" I gasped in surprise. Her voice was the same as the person who was screaming? "Holy shit you can talk? But you're a pony!!!" I said in surprise. The Rantor grunted. "Is that really what's important right now boy? You need to save her, post mates!" "What but why?" I said to the Rantor. I noticed the pony's orbs got even wider. She could hear The Rantor? "In case you hadn't noticed she has the same markings as you could see on the tree back there. She is important, and she is your destiny. Now save her dammit! The other chosen ones were never this dense." A vein veined on my head. "Well fine, but I'm doing it for me not you." I charged at the lion with The Rantor held high. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" The lion easily jumped aside as I swung the sword cutting halfway into the cliff behind the poiny. The lion ran around in a wide circle and doubled back on me with its wings spread and its jaws open, its tail was high as it stabbed at me. I jumped away and the scoprion stinger stabbed into the mountain getting it stuck. "Looks like you're having a hard time." I smudged. I lifted The Rantor. "Seiken shirikiri kōgeki!" The sword snicked through the manticore's tail and it screamed. Blood and acid venom squirted everywhere. "Get away!" I commanded to the pony. I could see her scampering away with her wings. Wait she had wings? How could that be possible- "Focus you ridiculous dimwit!" The Rantor scoffed. I noticed just in time to dodge that the manticore was lunging at me again with its jaws wide. I danced away and swing my sword and a red line could be seen in the manticore's side where I cut into its skin. "Ha, child's play." I crowed. As the manticore fell down I leaped high into the air. "Time to finish this!" "Indeed, boy." Said The Rantor. "Let us put swift death to this foul charlatan!" Crashing down, "Saishū zanshu kakō ken dageki!" The Rantor cut cleanly through the manticore's neck and it howled as it died, falling over, blood spilling everywhere. I flourished The Rantor and watched with marvelous as blood running off of its blade could be seen. "Well done boy." The Rantor snickered. "Perhaps you are not so useless." A vein veined on my head as I said. "Watch it Sword. It's not too late for me to sell you and replace you with a dakimakura." The Rantor sighed. "Of course. My master is still a pervert after all." I walked over to the pony with The Rantor slung on my shoulder. And said. "Are you okay?" She looked at me, a blush came upon her face, her blue orbs wide. "Ii_i-I-I-I-I-I-yes. I think so. Um. Who are you? What are you, I've never seen something like you." "The name's Mingus." I said. "This is The Rantor." "How do you do." Said The Rantor. "I don't know how I got here but no thanks are necessary, I couldn't keave a pretty girl to die." Even if she wa sa pony, I could sort of see why she was cute. But I did not want to fuck her. "You think I'm cyute?" Said the pony. Blushing. "M-Moe..." I got a nose bleed., she reminded me of my mom"What is your name?" I said to her. "Myh name is Fluttershy." Said the Moe Pony. "And it's very nice to meet you Mingus." Chapter Three: The Limit's Of Freedom'sINTRO THEME: C.L. Strife PRESENTS ISEKAI: SWORD AND SORCERY CHAPTER THREE: THE LIMIT'S ON FREEDOM'S Fluttershy and I walked back through the forest into this town of so called Ponyville. As we walked the woods were scary, and she clinged to my leg more than once shivering and shaking her teeth, were chattering. She felt warm and soft on my skin and I felt myself starting to get blush and get hot in some certain places. (Authors note he is talking about his cheek's) "Hey Mingus?" Asked Fluttershy curiously as we were getting close to the edge of the forest. "I want to warn you a little bit about my friends', they're very ummmm, silly." I scoffed dismissingly. "Little pony, I grew up in Montgomery, Alabama, in the Nodachii Sword Academy, it doesn't get much sillyer than that." "No, but they're very, well um.... okay." Blushed Fluttershy shyly, she looked away. "Just be ready for the unexpacted." In my head the Rantor sighed. "You really should listen to the pony, Mingus. It has been some time since I have been among pony's, but as I recall they are indeed most pecular of creatures, be on your guard." I smirked. "With my sword skill's, I doubt anything in this world would pose a threat to me." I smirked. "It is not violence that I'm worried about...unless you count being glomped until your ribcage cracks." The Rantor scoffed. "Well, whatever. You will soon learn, I suppose. We are here." We got out of the forest and itno a town, surrounded as we were by pony's on all side like Fluttershy, some had wing's like Fluttershy while others had horns, and some had nothing at all, just bodies. They all gathered around me curiously, sniffing like dogslike ponies, and circling around. The homes were all straw roofs and looked like Germany, but not like Nazi building's like the ones by Albert Speer. (This story is describing the archicectural forms which were used by Albert SPeer in the construction of Nazi german Buildings especially in places such as Berlin, Munich, and other parts of Germany. Albert Speer was a minister of many thing's in Nazi Germany, and many people consider him to have been the only sane person in Nazi Germany who did not follow Hitlers orders, however this is actually false and Albert Speer was a piece of shit. For more information on Albert Speer's architecture you can read this page on Wikipedia.) "Fluttershy!" Said one of the pony's. She was a unicorn with two colors in her hair, purple and pink, she was maybe three feet five inches tall and three feet long, with a horn about six inches long and a coat color of purple with a hexadecimal code of D19FE4, her voice sounded like Timmy Turner Raven from Teen Titan's and my mommy all at the same time, she was really sexy for a pony. "Where have you been! We've been worried sick about you ever since you went into the Everfree Forest!" "I got attacked by a mancitore." Fluttershy explained moaningly, shivvering as she thought about the manticore that almost killed her, "but luckily this new friend rescued me. His name...is Mingus." She presented me with her fourhoofs. I waved at them and said. "Hajimemashite." I greeted kindly in Japanese. (The language Mingus is speaking here is the langauge spoken in Japan known as Japanese or Nihongo to the people of Japan who also call Japan Nihon, the land of the rising sun, Japanese is a complex language to learn with many writing system's. For more information on the Japanese language visit this Wikipedia page.) All of the pony's gasped. "This is my sword, the Rantor, he's kind of a dick but he's not so bad." The Rantor's hilt smacked me in the back of the head. "Aiya!" I moaned. "Watch your mouth." Said the Rantor. "You'll have to excuse the pup here." The Rantor continued to the pony's. "He is what is known as a dumb ass." "Very well." Said Twilight Sparkle. "But you must be very tired. From fighting the manticore, which is something none of us could do." "Huh, except for me." Said one of the pony's. This one was a pegasus like Fluttershy, she was flying in the air hovering over us, about three feet long and four feet high with thick wing's and a mark of a rainbow and a lightning bolt on her ass. I did not touch it even thought I wanted to because I respect the body's of women and that includes pony women, even though she was a little hotshe reminded me of my mom. She had a pale light blue coat that was A3DEF8 hexadecimal and her mane and tail were red, orange, yellow, green, blue purple, or DB2D43 E76838 FBF9AF 67CA50 269DCE 5D2080, and her orbs were cerise orbs A8026F. (These numbers and letters can be known as HTML hexadecimal color codes and they are used for color coding text on the internet, this is a helpful feature which you often find on websites known as, Fim Fiction. dotnet and other websites similar to it, for more information on hexadecimal HTML color coding visit this website at https://htmlcolorcodes.com/. I knew right away I didn't like her. I almost reached for the Rantor. "Easy, child." Said the Rantor. "You will prove yourself to her later. Let the moment pass unspoken." I understood the great wisdom in the Rantor's words. So I did not kill the pony. Even though I knew that I could. ***COMMERCIAL TIME*** ***WE NOW RETURN TO OUR SHOW*** Twilight Sparkle led me into Ponyville, all the other pony's followed after me, and Fluttershy followed me too. Twilight was busy telling me all of the interesting things going on in Ponyville after we stopped in front of a big house, a door on the balcony opened and out stepped a pony who was tan colored with a light blond mane and blue eyes. He stood on the top of his balcony took a deep breath and... "I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. "I THINK CHILDREN FROM THE AGES OF FIVE TO FOURTEEN ARE EXTREMELY SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE AND APPEALING!" I scowled darkly and glared up at him, gripping the Rantor's handle tightly. "Who is that?!?!?!" I inquired with rage. "And why is he talking about kid's that way! What kind of sick bastard would do that!!!" "Oh." Said Twilight Sparkle disarmissively. "That's just Teddie Cuddler. He does this every day at twelve o'clock on the dot. He is a minor-attracted pony, also known as a MAP." "A what?" I frowned. "Where I'm come we call them pedophile's, also known as Sick Fuck's." "Indeed." Said the Rantor sagely. "Perhaps we should introduce him to me." "What are you talking about?" Said Twilight Sparkle cowardingly. "He is not doing anything wrong. He's just saying how he feel's!" "And how he feel's puts children at risk! It is DISGUSTING!" I growled. "Hey." Said Rainbow Dash the Gay Pony. "I like girls. How would I feel if someone told me liking girls was gross?" "That is completely different!" I shouted with frustration. "Liking adult's of the same sex or gender is not the same thing as being sexually attracted to children!" "Well how do you know he is sexually attracted to children?" "BECAUSE HE KEEPS SHOUTING THAT HE IS!!!" Indeed Teddie Cuddler was indeed shouting about finding children sexy. "I FIND CHILDRENS EXY!!!" He shouted. "Well maybe he is just being ironical." Said Rarity. "I AM NOT BEING IRONIC AT ALL!!!! IF IT WERE LEGAL TO DO SO AND I COULD DO SO WITH NO REPROCUSSIONS I WOULD HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH CHILDREN ON A NEAR-DAILY BASIS!!!" Said Teddie Cuddler loudly. "SEE???" I said pointing the Rantor at the balcony. "If youre not going to shut him up then I will." "Hold on." Said Twilight Sparkle like a coward. "If you do that you will be censoring him! And we shouldn't censor people, or we would be just as bad as them!" "Yeah that's true a lot of the time's but it should not be true of pedophile's!" I interjected. "They are called MAPS" "THEY ARE NOT CALLED MAPS I WILL NOT CALL THEM MAPS!!!" I screamed. Then Teddie Cuddler started throwing book's at the ground. I picked one up, it said "Love Is Love" and it had a picture of a grown stallion about five foot seven inches tall standing next to a much smaller colt and looking at him adorably with the colt looking about two foot tall and three inches looking lovingly back at him. "PLEASE READ THIS LITEARTURE BY MY FRIEND LEONARD!!!" Said Teddie Cuddler. I swung the Rantor at the ground and created a line of fire. Into the fire I threw the book. The pony's gasp. "Book burnings??? But that is censorship!" "We should censor pedophile's." I intoned seriously. I turned toward the balcony slinging the Rantor over my shoulder. "And if youre not going to do anything about it................I will." I leaped through the air and onto the balcony. Teddie Cuddlers mouth was wide open. He was still expelling pedophile word's from it. I shoved the Rantor point first into his mouth and out the other side of his head. He was dead. But I would not stop there. "小児性愛の剣スイング弾幕を倒す!!!" Said Me, Mingus. I swung the Rantor seven thousand times in two seconds, not feeling tired at all. When I was finished I slid the Rantor back onto it's sheath and Teddie Cuddler exploded into bleeding chunk's. Smirking I leaped down to down below. I folded my arm's and said. "Thats how you handle pedophile's where I am from. Montgomery, Alabama." ***ROLL CREDITS*** ***POST-CREDITS SCENE*** In a place I didn't know about unbeknowst to me the white pony with the blonde mane in her cloak knelled before her dark master. "Master, I have bad news...the chosen one still live's. He has killed your humble servant Teddie Cuddler who was spreading the word of Leonard." "It matters not." Said the Dark Master. "For we will soon have what we need, and then...the true work can begin." Chapter Four: An Iron What?!?!?! Let's Fight Instead!!!INTRO THEME C.L. Strife PRESENTS ISEKAI: SWORD AND SORCERY CHAPTER THREE: THE LIMIT'S ON FREEDOM'S That night Fluttershy arraigned a big feast in my honor to welcome me to Ponyville. I was there and so were Fluttershy Twilight Sparkle Rainbow Dash Applejack Spike Rarity Cheerilee Dr. Whooves Derpy Whooves (who we also learned was actually named Rose Bubbles) Diamond Tiara Silver Spoon Cranky Doodle Dunkey Scootaloo AppleBloom Sweetie Belle Lyra Bon Bon Starlight Glimmer Sunset Shimmer Octavia Melody Vinyl Scritch Berry Punch Colgate Button Mash and Mare Mare. I was sitting at a big table at the front of the room with Fluttershy on my right side. I noticed her looking peculiar at me, and I frowned suggestingly at her. "Why do you keep looking at me like that?" I questioned. Fluttershy blushed. She looked away. "Nothing!" She blushed. I frowned but shook it off. These pony's would probably be staring at me for a while... I doubt any of them had ever seen a human before. So I took a look at my big dinner of spaghetti in front of me and spooned some up in my fork. "This is some delicious stuff!" I proclaimed to the cook pony. The cook pony, whose name was Tasty Cooking, smiled at me. "It is my honor to serve you." Said Tasty Cooking. The Rantor was in the chair to my left side. I insisted on keeping a chair open for him so that he could be in it, this meant Rainbow Dash wasn't allowed to sit down and instead she just floated over the table getting hair and feathers over everything while also chewing with her mouth open. "I don't see the point in this stupid feast." The Rantor grumped grouchily. "We should be out there tracking down the people who tried to kill you. And surely there are more pedophiles in town. We should kill them!" I smirked. "Aw come on The Rantor, surely you don't mean that. Here have some spaghetti and you'll feel better." I picked some spaghetti up on my fork and mashed it on the part of his handle that looked like a mouth. He grumbled and groaned and the spaghetti and sauce got all over him. "Hey stop that! I am a thousand year old blade of destruction, what do I look like a toddler? This is most indignifying!" I smirked, "hey that's okay, you deserve a little dinner after the way you killed that pedophile, now open up and down the hatch!" Rainbow Dash said "They're called MAPS" she muttered Rainbow Dash. All the sound in the feasting hall fell silent as all the eyes landed on me and Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash the Gay Pony was staring at me with her cerise orbs narrowed angrily. Putting down my fork "What did you say?" "I said there called MAPS you jerk! And how dare you talk the way that you did! There are a lot of MAPS in this community who are going to feel judged and prosecuted because of what you did, it makes it harder for them to express themselves and they're uncomfortable now!" I put my fork down and smirked at her. "Well I'm sure they're all going to feel very comfortable in their coffins." Rainbow Dash threw my plate of spaghetti against the wall, she had sauce on her face because she didn't know how to use a napkin. "I've just about had it with you!" She proclaimed. "I'm sick of acting like you're my friend when you're just a jerk!" "Oh yeah?" I smirked and stood up putting down my fork I put my hand on the Rantor. "Do you feel like settling this with watashi another way?" "Hell fucking yes I do, shit! I wanna see what you're really made of! I challenge you to an iron pony competition!" I smirked. "Why don't we just have a fight instead? I'm probably a better athlete then you anyway." All the pony's in the feasting hall gasped. Rainbow Dash said "Yeah alright. I'll fight you. Let's do it right now. But on one condition, you have to put that fancy sword of your's away, I want to see what you can do without it." Standing up and smirking, putting down my fork I said, "I don't need the Rantor to show you what I'm made of, let's do it!" ***COMMERCIAL TIME*** ***WE NOW RETURN TO OUR SHOW*** As we walked outside The Rantor said "Are you certain of this, young fool, you do not know what this creature is capable of doing to you." "I saw how they handled the manticore earlier and trust me, I know what I am getting into." I smirked to the Rantor. Rainbow Dash and I stood in front of the feasting hall about ten feet and eleven inches apart from one another, Fluttershy hugged the Rantor really close and tight making the Rantor sweat drop and huff out a puff of air like an anime. Mare Mare standing apart from us said. "Alright gentlepony's this will be a standard fight the first one to give up will lose, are you ready?" "I was born ready." Said Rainbow Dash arrogantly. "What a coincidence." I fell into my fighting stance. "So was I." Rainbow Dash and I stared each other down. Her eyes narrowed. My eyes narrowed to. Mare Mare said "FIGHT!" Rainbow Dash streaked toward me but I spun out of the way at the last second and dodged her hoofs, I smirked. "Heh, is that as fast as you can go?" Rainbow Dash growled and said "Rrrr shut up!" She ran stampeded toward me with her hooves flying and lashed her hooves at me in punches one, two, three. I knocked them away and tapped her in the belly, she dropped down and folded up her wings in moaning. I pretended to yawn. And said "Oh sorry were you trying to hit me or tickle me?" "Rrrrr shut up!" Rainbow Dash got up and flew at me, but she flew in a circle around me at the last minute. I said "Nani?" and suddenly I felt a huge hit in the back of my head, it didn't hurt but it surprised me. "Ah so you have a ltitle bit of strength after all!" I proclaimed. "Yeah now take this!" Rainbow Dash flew high in the air. Then like an arrow she fell back down toward me. Fluttershy said. "No Mingus watch out! She's using her ultimate technique!" "SANIKKU RAINBOOMU!" Rainbow Dash proclaimed as she collided with me a mushroom cloud the color of rainbows eroded out of our body's, I knocked away and landed on a big crater unhurt. Rainbow Dash panted and said. "Heh, looks like he isn't so tough without his special sword." But when I climbed out of the crater dusting myself off. "Hm, you got some skill pony, maybe I need to take this seriously." Rainbow Dash gasped. "Take this seriously???" "Yes....... you see I'm not even using half of my power." I smirked. "Wanna see?" Using shadow-teleport powers I vanished into the shadows and reappeared behind Rainbow Dash. "Heh.............. nothing personnel Kid." She turned toward me in slow motion just as I struck her between the wings knocking her foreward she flew through the feasting hall breaking the walls. But I moved faster with my shadow-teleport inside of the feasting hall and kicked her up just as she knocked through it. "Time to finish this!" I leaped into the air (an mingus carrot fly he can just jump a lot like Mario) and met Rainbow Dash high in the air, holding my fists together triumphantly "このポニーは雌犬です！" (an That means Meateor Smash) I pounded her and she bombed toward the feasting hall exploding into another mushroom cloud when she landed. Floating in the air I summoned a holy wind to knock the dusta way. I could see Rainbow Dash down in the crater. She was moaning and not moving but she was also still alove. I landed, Fluttershy ran up to me. "MIngus are you okay?" "Just fine Fluttershy." Said me Mingus. I hugged her tight. The Rantor approached me held by Fluttershy. "Young man there might just be some hope for you yet." ***ROLL CREDITS*** Chapter Five: Having Sex With Ponies?!?!?!?! But ISomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Chapter Five: Having *BLEEP* With Ponies?!?!?!?! (REAL ONE)Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
Prolog: The Roots of Good and EvilAuthor's Note Hey guys Seth Standmore here with my second story, this is like I promised not a Displaced story its an Isekai co written with my girlfriend Katana-Maru-Chan. Thanks to her for all of the help here, I wouldnt be able to afford my fimfiction gold account without her support, thanks to her for taking care of me always, she is the love of my world. Anyway I've got a prolog and then the first chapter ready, I will keep writing chapter's as we continue, please read review like subscibe and DONT FLAME ME. Now....................read on! Muahahahahahahahaha!!! Prolog: The Roots of Good and Evil One Thousand Five Hundred Years Ago... In a time long ago, even before Luna and Celestia, there was a war between good and evil that nearly destroyed Equestria. The unicorns, pegasus ponies and earth ponies were at war with one another, and destroyed all the land far and near. Their fighting awakened the most ancient evil that sleeped below Equestria, deep within the Mountains of Madness... Its name...was Grogar. Commanding the legions of Hell and Darkness, Grogar set out to destroy all ponies. The three races united together to stop him, but it was all too late, and they could not overcome the powers of wickedness. However...out of the darkness, came a sword's man, a mighty warrior wielding a powerful two handed zweihander...a blade said to have been forged with dragon fire in the deepest mines of the Minotaur Kingdom, what would one day become the Hive of the Changeling's...and with a single great swing of his weapon, the warrior killed Grogar and ended the war in one feel swoop. Though the hero disappeared his legend lived in...until Equestria forgot about him over the many years and centuries that passed. But, some say that when the world needs him the most the chosen one, this strange creature with two arms and legs and no hair on his body, wearing armor, would return to save the world from darkness once again. But that's just a myth...there's no such thing as the chosen one...right?
Chapter One: Van of DestinyINTRO THEME: C.L. Strife PRESENTS ISEKAI: SWORD AND SORCERY CHAPTER ONE: VAN OF DESTINY "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!" I breathed hard and panted with sweat sticking my clothes to my body, my black gi and white belt fluttered all around my body as I charged at my sword's master, my blunt training katana held up high. He smirked and stepped out of the way just as I got close to him but I stopped and swung at the spot where I knew, he would be. My sword hit him in the ribs and he yelled in pain and surprise, falling over his cries turned to laughs and he patted me on the back. "Well done Mingus!" My sword teacher, Boromatsu-San told me. "You anticipated my moves very well. I predict that you will someday be an evens tronger sword's man than I am!" I smirked and said "Yeah well, something tells me I don't have to wait that long." Boromatsu-San got a sweat drop and his eyelid's twitched. I felt the pain like a blunt katana sword in my shin whacking me, and I yelled in pain, hopping up and down really fast. "OWWWWWW!" I whined. "Yeah, thats what I thought, you still have a long way to go young grass hopper." He said standing up and putting his sword in its sheath. "Now bow to me you little whipper snapper." I had waterfall tears going down my face but I bowed to him anyway. Boromatsu-San was the finest sword's master in Nodachii Academy and I needed to show him respect he deserved. My name is Mingus Miyamoto, I'm a fourteen year old student here at Nodachii Academy in Montgomery Alabama. I'm tall for my age, six feet to be exact, and I have spikey brown hair that usually has an ahegao sticking out the top of it. When I was young I lost my family in a mysterious accident, all I know about it was that my house was bombed and, a van with a picture of a red pill was parked outside when it happened. I swore revenge and joined Nodachii Academy to gather the skills I needed to go after the ones who killed my parents, and for six years now Boromatsu-San had worked hard to turn me into the finest sword's man in all of America. So far I was at the top of my class, I barely had time to do all my studying so my grades were never that good, but who needs to know how to do math when you can cut head's off? If only I could get over my shyness and my clumsiness and learn how to talk to girls without tripping on myself....heheh... "Well I'd better hit the shower's." I confidently smirked to Boromatsu-San. "Thanksfor the great practice old man, I hope you got something out of it too." Boromatsu-San got another sweat drop, and sighed. "One day you'll learn how to be humble." He said to me. I walked out of the dojo and into the halls of Nodachii Academy. I passed by all my other classmates in their school uniforms. THe girls were in fuku skirts of course, while the boys were all wearing gis of white clothe and black belts, unlike mine which was a black gi with a white belt. Boys and girls were talking to each other, laughing and smiling and joking around, some of them had big bright red and pink blushing faces, and one boy had a red hand mark on his face, I knew he had been slapped. There could only be one reason. The Battle Ball was coming up and, the boys and girls were looking for dates. I sighed knowing that, I would probably not get one for the third year in a row. Igot to the showers and took a quick one, then got out and looked at myself in the mirror. I knew I was handsome with my chiseley good looks, jaw, chin, cheekbones, and tepid purple eyes not to mention my hair, but I never felt handsome. Girls came up to me sometimes to flirt and I just never knew what to say back to them, it was insane! "GRRRR! WHY CAN'T I TALK TO GIRLS?!?!?!?!?!?!" I groaned unconfidently as I fell on the ground with a vein popping on my forehead. Someone flushed the toilet just then and said. "Well dude, you can be talented or you can be good at talking to girls, you can't be both." I turned around and brushed my brown bangs out of my head. Out of the bathroom stall came my best friend, his name was Brandon Anderson but we all just call him The Bastard. The Bastard is about four foot twelve inches with a big belly and man boobs, but he's clever and funny, all the girls like him. I always see him walking around with another girl on his arm, except the one that he knows not to go near or else I'll beat him up. The Bastard and I had been friends ever since I first came to Nodachii Academy, and even though he teases me a lot I'd never give up his friend ship. "What's up my man?" Said The Bastard slapping my back. "You thinking about asking someone out yet or did you already and that's why you're here." "Still thinking." I said blushing. "I'm working my way up to it okay?!?!?!?!" "Yeah yeah." The Bastard snickered and smirked at me. "You know if you like Homura you should just ask her out--" "DON'T SAY HER NAME! SO LOUD!" I hissed grabbing his mouth and quieting him. He laughed at me and said "Come on dude, I got good news. You better finish getting dressed, if you go out like that well, I don't think anyone will be too impressed." He pointed at my crotch. I looked down. Then I blushed, my whole body turned red, and I covered my crotch with my hands. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I WAS NAKED???" ***COMMERCIAL TIME*** ***WE NOW RETURN TO OUR SHOW*** Now that I was dressed I was walking through the halls with The Bastard, my hands were behind my head. Out in the front of the school in the lobby were the trophy cases, all the trophy's we got for competing in sword competitions. Half of them were mine. Nodachii Academy wasn't known for bieng a strong dualing school until I signed up for the duals, but ever since I went on our kendo, fencing and muay thai squads we'd gotten much better. The only thing I hadn't started learning yet was mark's manship, I disdain guns as cowardly weapons but, The Bastard is a huge gun-fanatic. We stopped at the lobby and I jumped behind a trophy-case shushing The Bastard. "Look............... there she is." I whispered. Homura Johnson was the most beautiful and popular girl in the entire school............ like me she was fourteen, and quite beautiful. Her long black tresses hung down to the bottom of her back, she had this habit of flipping it around with her hand, and always looked so beautiful doing it. Her purple eyes shone with beauty, but also sadness and pain. I wondered if someone hurt her in the past...maybe that's why she was so friendly, she wanted to make sure nobody would ever get hurt like her again. She was standing with her two friends Utena Thompson and Usagi Levine, laughing. I frowned, my head slid down my neck in depression as a rain cloud appeared over my head. "She's enver going to notice me." I mumbled to The Bastard. "Dude." Said The Bastard. "I got big news for you...as you know I'm going out with Utena Thompson, and guess what she said about Homura?" "She wears black panty's? I already knew that though." I showed him my Homura Journal. With a nose bleed. He thumped me on the head, a band aid appeared over it where he had hit me. "Don't be a pervert." Said The Bastard with his eye's closed. "Anyway she told me that Homura totally likes you. She's got the biggest crush on you ever!" Just then Homura noticed me standing behind the trophy case. She closed her eyes and waved at me with a smile. I could tell she was blushing. I waved back at her, also blushing. Then I blushed. "Are you sure she like's me dude?" I questioned to The Bastard. The Bastard sweat dropped. And said "Dude would I ever lie to you?" "Uh yes you would." I said with a sweat drop. Then The Bastard laughed and rubbed the back of his head. "Well I'm not lying to you this time I mean. Now come on!" He pulled me out from the tropy case and shoved me towards Homura and her two friends. I stumbled wheeling my arms rapedly fast. "WHOOOOOOAAAAAA!" I yelled as I stumbled. Then I fell on my face in front of Homura. Wheels went around my head in dizzyness. Looking up, Homura was giggling. Her friends were looking at me with concern. "Are you alright Mingus?" She held out her hand./ Blushing I took her hand and let her help me up. I will never wash this hand again. I thought. "Yeah um, I guess I am," I nodded to her. "Hey um, Homura, can we talk about something?" Both her friends went chibi and looked at me with big eyes going "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!" "I wonder what he could want." Snickered Utena. "Chill out babe." Laughed The Bastard. He was coming up to us. THen he said to Utena. "Come on babe, let's leave these two alone for a while. They need to have a nice chat." They laughed and wandered off, they were holding hands. I looked at them with a frown. "I wonder what they are going to do next." I grumped with annoyence. Homura giggled at me and looked at me, flipping her hair and opening her deep purple yes. "WHat was it you wanted to talk to me about Mingus?" She spoke beautifully to me. I blushed. "Well its such a beautiful day...I wonder if we could go outside? For a walk." "I would like that very much." Homura smiled. I went outside of the school with Homura, the sun was shining bright and yellow, and the wind blew sakura leafs all over the yard. Looking around, it was perfect. Homura was beautiful. As beautiful as the day. I knew then that I loved her. Like I always will. We were standing on the sidewalk and I said. "Homura...have you ever had a boyfriend before?" Homura giggled and put her hand against her mouth. "You know it's funny but I don't. Every one is always so surprised but the truth is most boys find me a little intimating. Its hard to meet one who is as relaxed and cool with me as you are Mingus." I gulped. If only she knew. "Now Mingus have you ever had a girlfriend?" Winked Homura. I blushed and said. "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no Homura, I h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-haven't. But um." I blushed and said with all of my courage. "Would you go to the Battle Ball with me?" Homura gasped. Her eyes went wide. A red blush creased her cheeks. I stood there thinking I blew it! All my chances with her! Ruined! I groaned. The Bastard was wrong about her after all! Then she giggled and said the words which I knew would make me the happiest. "Yes Mingus. I would love to go to the Battle Ball with you." It was like fireworks went off inside of my heart! "YAHOO!" I wanted to scream. But that would have been beneath the dingity of a master sword's man like myself. So instead I said. "Hehehehehehhe. Amazing." Then Homura giggled and ran into the street shaking her arms and her fuku skirt was fluttering. She turned around and flipped her hair at me. She said. "On one condition, first you have to catch me!" I smirked. She really did like me as much as I liked her. But my smirk turned to horror when I heared the car horn down the road and looked over to see a van barreling toward Homura down the street at sixty miles per hour. I gasped when I saw what was on the side of it. "A red pill!" I gasped. "Just like the van that killed my parents!" Homura got a look of horror on her face. She looked at me with horror. "MINGUS!!!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOMURA!!!!!!!!" I said as I rant oward her in slow motion. I got to her just as the van was about to hit her and shoved her out of the way. But there wasn't enough time for me to get out of the way before I got hit! Knowing the endw as near I cringed and looked her in the eye. "Homura.......... I've always loved you! I'm sorry it took me so long to say it!" Then I closed my eyes as I felt the van hit me, I sprawled out on the ground my world going dark and fading away as all I could hear was her voice shouting. "MIIIIIIIIIIINGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!" ***ROLL CREDITS*** ***POST-CREDITS SCENE*** In a dark cavern a figure kneeled, a blonde haired pony in a dark robe that hid her white coat and blonde mane. "Sire we've done it. The chosen one is no more." "Excellent." Said the one on the throne in the cavern. "Then nothing now will stand in our way...and Equestria will be mine once again. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!" Who is this villain? We'll find out next time in ChapTer Two! Author's Note AUthor's note If you are wondering I think that Johnny Bosh is a good voice for Mingus while, The Bastard wood be playe'd by the fat guy from the Nutshack and Homura of course is played by Christine Venenzuela and Usagi and Utena are both played by who playued them in the anime, can you guess what happens next?
Chapter Two: The Legendary SwordAuthor's Note Hey guys Seth Standmore here with another chappie:33333 XDDDDDDD This ones gonna be really good, I got some fighting music in it with an epic battle scene., and were going to meet our first pony and our first sign of Mingus destiny, special thanks to Katana-Maru-Chan for all her help especially with the Japanese she know's lots of language's because she is polydactyl, they teach you that in Yugoslavia where she is from. Anyway please RR don't flame andI'll see you with chapter three soon! :333333 DON'T FLAME ME. Chapter Two: The Legendary Sword INTRO THEME: C.L. Strife PRESENTS ISEKAI: SWORD AND SORCERY CHAPTER TWO: THE LEGENDARY SWORD In a deep dark forest I woke up a long time later, trees in the distance could be seen with faces that resembeled frowns, grimaces and scowls. My head was hurting and I moaned, patting my body down for signs of damage. "What happened?" I said to nobody. "Last thing I remember that van was hitting me, that van with the red pill on the side." A bunny hoped into my point of view. I smiled at him. "Hey there little guy." I said to the bunny. "Do you know where I am right" But I started shouting in pain as he was kicking me in the nose and then running off, "GODDAMN IT." Wherever I was one thing was for certain: this place was full of jerks! Standing up the forest surrounded me, black and dark and scary. I shivered, wishing that I had my sword with me, but when the van hit me I had nothing on but the clothes on my back, good thing I remembered to get dressed in my gi at least before I left the bathroom. It would really suck if I were in thiys strange new world naked. I shivered and rubbed my arms for warmth. "Wherever I am I'd better find some shelter in a hurry." I said to the forest, starting to walk into it. "But why am I even here, I should be dead right now." Suddenly I heard a voice in my head, a whisper that said my name. "Mingus....." The voice whispered. I froze scared and fell into my boxing stance, even if I didn't have a sword I was far from helpless. "Who's there?" I questioned sharply. "Show yourself!" "I am not your enemy, Mingus." The strange voice whispered. "I am your oldest friend and most true ally of all." "Is that you The Bastard?" "Watch your tongue you mediocre dunce." The voice hissed at me. "Follow the sound of my voice and I will explain........ everything." Gulping I walked deeper into the woods, they got darker and darker the longer I went. Eventually I wound up at a big canyon, across from me was a ruined castle, and there was a ramp going down into the canyon. I walked down the ramp into the canyon, and at the bottom of the canyon there was a cave at the bottom of the canyon. "Is that where you are?" I said to the voice in my head. "Yes it is." The voice said. "Come inside...and meet your destiny." Into the cave I went and gulping, I walked long and far until I came to what looked like a giant crystal tree with a purple star in the middle of it and five other strange objects like three apples three butterflies a rainbow three diamonds and three balloons could be seen. I stared and said. "What the hell is that?" Suddenly the cave began to rumble and I began to stumble. "WHOOOOOAAAAA!" I said. The tree of crystal started to shrink into the ground and it vanished as another object started to rise up and replacing it was a pedestal with a long sword inside of it, a big sword as tall as I was and even thick with a long handle for two hands. It was the biggest and mightiest sword I had ever been seeing! "What is that?" I inquired curiously. "It is I." Said the voice wisely. "I am that which you have heared inside of your mind. That which brought you here when you should have perished." I gasped in shock. "The red pill! You know about that?" "I know about many things." Said the sword. "And I can give you the power to seek revenge on those who wronged you. Do you wish that?" I made fists with hands and said. "More than anything in my life." "Then come to me now brave hero....and place your hands on my handle." I did as the sword told me. Gripping its handle, "Okay what now?" "Draw me from the stone and say "Kono ken o anata no senzo no namae de meijite kudasai sono chikara o kashite kudasai!" I did as the sword instructed me to do. Gripping it tightly I pulled and said. "Kono ken o anata no senzo no namae de meijite kudasai sono chikara o kashite kudasai!" There was a flash of red light and the sword pulled free like it wa sstuck in butter. Holding it high, a flash that filled the cavern could be seen from out side. "At last I am free to continue my quest to purge the world of all evil." Said the sword. "And you and I together will achieve your destiny." "Who are you?" I whispered to the sword. The sword laughed. "I am the legendary blade...The Rantor." Suddenly a scream could be heard fromk outside I turned around holding the Rantor in one hand, even though it was huge it felt so light and easy in my hand. "What now, The Rantor?" "We must champion the cause of justice." Said the Rantor. "Go forth and save the fair maiden who suffers. You will find that she is the first step on the road to your destiny." I didn't know whwat that meant but one thing was sure............I couldn't let a cute girl die. And I could tell from her scream that this girl was super cute. I charged out of the cave holding up the Rantor. ***COMMERCIAL BREAK*** ***WE NOW RETURN TO OUR SHOW*** I ran up the ramp and out of the canyon back into the woods, following the screaming that I heard. I thought about what the cute girl who screamed must have looked like. I bet she was tall and gorgeous with limpid eyes and flaxseed hair, and double J breasts that hung out of her shirt like two big round melons. I started tog et a nose bleed thinking of it. "Can't you stop thinking about girls for five seconds?" Said The Rantor in disgust. "I can't believe the chosen one is a pervert." Sweat dropping, "Wait you can read my thoughts?" "I am connected to your mind. Of course I can read your thoughts you horny simpleton." I blushed and got a sweat drop again. "Okay well I guess we'll just focus on saving the girl for now and figure out the rest later." The screams got louder and louder until I found it. Two animals were righting. Well one was fighting, the other could be seen cowering against the rock, she was a yellow pony with pink hair. Over her was standing a beast that looked like a lion, but it was the strangest lion I had ever seen, it had a scorpion's tail and two wings. "What in the world is this?" I questioned sharply. The cowering pony opened her eyes and gazed at me with her ice blue orbs. Her orbs widened. "You! Please save me!" I gasped in surprise. Her voice was the same as the person who was screaming? "Holy shit you can talk? But you're a pony!!!" I said in surprise. The Rantor grunted. "Is that really what's important right now boy? You need to save her, post mates!" "What but why?" I said to the Rantor. I noticed the pony's orbs got even wider. She could hear The Rantor? "In case you hadn't noticed she has the same markings as you could see on the tree back there. She is important, and she is your destiny. Now save her dammit! The other chosen ones were never this dense." A vein veined on my head. "Well fine, but I'm doing it for me not you." I charged at the lion with The Rantor held high. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" The lion easily jumped aside as I swung the sword cutting halfway into the cliff behind the poiny. The lion ran around in a wide circle and doubled back on me with its wings spread and its jaws open, its tail was high as it stabbed at me. I jumped away and the scoprion stinger stabbed into the mountain getting it stuck. "Looks like you're having a hard time." I smudged. I lifted The Rantor. "Seiken shirikiri kōgeki!" The sword snicked through the manticore's tail and it screamed. Blood and acid venom squirted everywhere. "Get away!" I commanded to the pony. I could see her scampering away with her wings. Wait she had wings? How could that be possible- "Focus you ridiculous dimwit!" The Rantor scoffed. I noticed just in time to dodge that the manticore was lunging at me again with its jaws wide. I danced away and swing my sword and a red line could be seen in the manticore's side where I cut into its skin. "Ha, child's play." I crowed. As the manticore fell down I leaped high into the air. "Time to finish this!" "Indeed, boy." Said The Rantor. "Let us put swift death to this foul charlatan!" Crashing down, "Saishū zanshu kakō ken dageki!" The Rantor cut cleanly through the manticore's neck and it howled as it died, falling over, blood spilling everywhere. I flourished The Rantor and watched with marvelous as blood running off of its blade could be seen. "Well done boy." The Rantor snickered. "Perhaps you are not so useless." A vein veined on my head as I said. "Watch it Sword. It's not too late for me to sell you and replace you with a dakimakura." The Rantor sighed. "Of course. My master is still a pervert after all." I walked over to the pony with The Rantor slung on my shoulder. And said. "Are you okay?" She looked at me, a blush came upon her face, her blue orbs wide. "Ii_i-I-I-I-I-I-yes. I think so. Um. Who are you? What are you, I've never seen something like you." "The name's Mingus." I said. "This is The Rantor." "How do you do." Said The Rantor. "I don't know how I got here but no thanks are necessary, I couldn't keave a pretty girl to die." Even if she wa sa pony, I could sort of see why she was cute. But I did not want to fuck her. "You think I'm cyute?" Said the pony. Blushing. "M-Moe..." I got a nose bleed., she reminded me of my mom"What is your name?" I said to her. "Myh name is Fluttershy." Said the Moe Pony. "And it's very nice to meet you Mingus."
Chapter Three: The Limit's Of Freedom'sINTRO THEME: C.L. Strife PRESENTS ISEKAI: SWORD AND SORCERY CHAPTER THREE: THE LIMIT'S ON FREEDOM'S Fluttershy and I walked back through the forest into this town of so called Ponyville. As we walked the woods were scary, and she clinged to my leg more than once shivering and shaking her teeth, were chattering. She felt warm and soft on my skin and I felt myself starting to get blush and get hot in some certain places. (Authors note he is talking about his cheek's) "Hey Mingus?" Asked Fluttershy curiously as we were getting close to the edge of the forest. "I want to warn you a little bit about my friends', they're very ummmm, silly." I scoffed dismissingly. "Little pony, I grew up in Montgomery, Alabama, in the Nodachii Sword Academy, it doesn't get much sillyer than that." "No, but they're very, well um.... okay." Blushed Fluttershy shyly, she looked away. "Just be ready for the unexpacted." In my head the Rantor sighed. "You really should listen to the pony, Mingus. It has been some time since I have been among pony's, but as I recall they are indeed most pecular of creatures, be on your guard." I smirked. "With my sword skill's, I doubt anything in this world would pose a threat to me." I smirked. "It is not violence that I'm worried about...unless you count being glomped until your ribcage cracks." The Rantor scoffed. "Well, whatever. You will soon learn, I suppose. We are here." We got out of the forest and itno a town, surrounded as we were by pony's on all side like Fluttershy, some had wing's like Fluttershy while others had horns, and some had nothing at all, just bodies. They all gathered around me curiously, sniffing like dogslike ponies, and circling around. The homes were all straw roofs and looked like Germany, but not like Nazi building's like the ones by Albert Speer. (This story is describing the archicectural forms which were used by Albert SPeer in the construction of Nazi german Buildings especially in places such as Berlin, Munich, and other parts of Germany. Albert Speer was a minister of many thing's in Nazi Germany, and many people consider him to have been the only sane person in Nazi Germany who did not follow Hitlers orders, however this is actually false and Albert Speer was a piece of shit. For more information on Albert Speer's architecture you can read this page on Wikipedia.) "Fluttershy!" Said one of the pony's. She was a unicorn with two colors in her hair, purple and pink, she was maybe three feet five inches tall and three feet long, with a horn about six inches long and a coat color of purple with a hexadecimal code of D19FE4, her voice sounded like Timmy Turner Raven from Teen Titan's and my mommy all at the same time, she was really sexy for a pony. "Where have you been! We've been worried sick about you ever since you went into the Everfree Forest!" "I got attacked by a mancitore." Fluttershy explained moaningly, shivvering as she thought about the manticore that almost killed her, "but luckily this new friend rescued me. His name...is Mingus." She presented me with her fourhoofs. I waved at them and said. "Hajimemashite." I greeted kindly in Japanese. (The language Mingus is speaking here is the langauge spoken in Japan known as Japanese or Nihongo to the people of Japan who also call Japan Nihon, the land of the rising sun, Japanese is a complex language to learn with many writing system's. For more information on the Japanese language visit this Wikipedia page.) All of the pony's gasped. "This is my sword, the Rantor, he's kind of a dick but he's not so bad." The Rantor's hilt smacked me in the back of the head. "Aiya!" I moaned. "Watch your mouth." Said the Rantor. "You'll have to excuse the pup here." The Rantor continued to the pony's. "He is what is known as a dumb ass." "Very well." Said Twilight Sparkle. "But you must be very tired. From fighting the manticore, which is something none of us could do." "Huh, except for me." Said one of the pony's. This one was a pegasus like Fluttershy, she was flying in the air hovering over us, about three feet long and four feet high with thick wing's and a mark of a rainbow and a lightning bolt on her ass. I did not touch it even thought I wanted to because I respect the body's of women and that includes pony women, even though she was a little hotshe reminded me of my mom. She had a pale light blue coat that was A3DEF8 hexadecimal and her mane and tail were red, orange, yellow, green, blue purple, or DB2D43 E76838 FBF9AF 67CA50 269DCE 5D2080, and her orbs were cerise orbs A8026F. (These numbers and letters can be known as HTML hexadecimal color codes and they are used for color coding text on the internet, this is a helpful feature which you often find on websites known as, Fim Fiction. dotnet and other websites similar to it, for more information on hexadecimal HTML color coding visit this website at https://htmlcolorcodes.com/. I knew right away I didn't like her. I almost reached for the Rantor. "Easy, child." Said the Rantor. "You will prove yourself to her later. Let the moment pass unspoken." I understood the great wisdom in the Rantor's words. So I did not kill the pony. Even though I knew that I could. ***COMMERCIAL TIME*** ***WE NOW RETURN TO OUR SHOW*** Twilight Sparkle led me into Ponyville, all the other pony's followed after me, and Fluttershy followed me too. Twilight was busy telling me all of the interesting things going on in Ponyville after we stopped in front of a big house, a door on the balcony opened and out stepped a pony who was tan colored with a light blond mane and blue eyes. He stood on the top of his balcony took a deep breath and... "I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. "I THINK CHILDREN FROM THE AGES OF FIVE TO FOURTEEN ARE EXTREMELY SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE AND APPEALING!" I scowled darkly and glared up at him, gripping the Rantor's handle tightly. "Who is that?!?!?!" I inquired with rage. "And why is he talking about kid's that way! What kind of sick bastard would do that!!!" "Oh." Said Twilight Sparkle disarmissively. "That's just Teddie Cuddler. He does this every day at twelve o'clock on the dot. He is a minor-attracted pony, also known as a MAP." "A what?" I frowned. "Where I'm come we call them pedophile's, also known as Sick Fuck's." "Indeed." Said the Rantor sagely. "Perhaps we should introduce him to me." "What are you talking about?" Said Twilight Sparkle cowardingly. "He is not doing anything wrong. He's just saying how he feel's!" "And how he feel's puts children at risk! It is DISGUSTING!" I growled. "Hey." Said Rainbow Dash the Gay Pony. "I like girls. How would I feel if someone told me liking girls was gross?" "That is completely different!" I shouted with frustration. "Liking adult's of the same sex or gender is not the same thing as being sexually attracted to children!" "Well how do you know he is sexually attracted to children?" "BECAUSE HE KEEPS SHOUTING THAT HE IS!!!" Indeed Teddie Cuddler was indeed shouting about finding children sexy. "I FIND CHILDRENS EXY!!!" He shouted. "Well maybe he is just being ironical." Said Rarity. "I AM NOT BEING IRONIC AT ALL!!!! IF IT WERE LEGAL TO DO SO AND I COULD DO SO WITH NO REPROCUSSIONS I WOULD HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH CHILDREN ON A NEAR-DAILY BASIS!!!" Said Teddie Cuddler loudly. "SEE???" I said pointing the Rantor at the balcony. "If youre not going to shut him up then I will." "Hold on." Said Twilight Sparkle like a coward. "If you do that you will be censoring him! And we shouldn't censor people, or we would be just as bad as them!" "Yeah that's true a lot of the time's but it should not be true of pedophile's!" I interjected. "They are called MAPS" "THEY ARE NOT CALLED MAPS I WILL NOT CALL THEM MAPS!!!" I screamed. Then Teddie Cuddler started throwing book's at the ground. I picked one up, it said "Love Is Love" and it had a picture of a grown stallion about five foot seven inches tall standing next to a much smaller colt and looking at him adorably with the colt looking about two foot tall and three inches looking lovingly back at him. "PLEASE READ THIS LITEARTURE BY MY FRIEND LEONARD!!!" Said Teddie Cuddler. I swung the Rantor at the ground and created a line of fire. Into the fire I threw the book. The pony's gasp. "Book burnings??? But that is censorship!" "We should censor pedophile's." I intoned seriously. I turned toward the balcony slinging the Rantor over my shoulder. "And if youre not going to do anything about it................I will." I leaped through the air and onto the balcony. Teddie Cuddlers mouth was wide open. He was still expelling pedophile word's from it. I shoved the Rantor point first into his mouth and out the other side of his head. He was dead. But I would not stop there. "小児性愛の剣スイング弾幕を倒す!!!" Said Me, Mingus. I swung the Rantor seven thousand times in two seconds, not feeling tired at all. When I was finished I slid the Rantor back onto it's sheath and Teddie Cuddler exploded into bleeding chunk's. Smirking I leaped down to down below. I folded my arm's and said. "Thats how you handle pedophile's where I am from. Montgomery, Alabama." ***ROLL CREDITS*** ***POST-CREDITS SCENE*** In a place I didn't know about unbeknowst to me the white pony with the blonde mane in her cloak knelled before her dark master. "Master, I have bad news...the chosen one still live's. He has killed your humble servant Teddie Cuddler who was spreading the word of Leonard." "It matters not." Said the Dark Master. "For we will soon have what we need, and then...the true work can begin."
Chapter Four: An Iron What?!?!?! Let's Fight Instead!!!INTRO THEME C.L. Strife PRESENTS ISEKAI: SWORD AND SORCERY CHAPTER THREE: THE LIMIT'S ON FREEDOM'S That night Fluttershy arraigned a big feast in my honor to welcome me to Ponyville. I was there and so were Fluttershy Twilight Sparkle Rainbow Dash Applejack Spike Rarity Cheerilee Dr. Whooves Derpy Whooves (who we also learned was actually named Rose Bubbles) Diamond Tiara Silver Spoon Cranky Doodle Dunkey Scootaloo AppleBloom Sweetie Belle Lyra Bon Bon Starlight Glimmer Sunset Shimmer Octavia Melody Vinyl Scritch Berry Punch Colgate Button Mash and Mare Mare. I was sitting at a big table at the front of the room with Fluttershy on my right side. I noticed her looking peculiar at me, and I frowned suggestingly at her. "Why do you keep looking at me like that?" I questioned. Fluttershy blushed. She looked away. "Nothing!" She blushed. I frowned but shook it off. These pony's would probably be staring at me for a while... I doubt any of them had ever seen a human before. So I took a look at my big dinner of spaghetti in front of me and spooned some up in my fork. "This is some delicious stuff!" I proclaimed to the cook pony. The cook pony, whose name was Tasty Cooking, smiled at me. "It is my honor to serve you." Said Tasty Cooking. The Rantor was in the chair to my left side. I insisted on keeping a chair open for him so that he could be in it, this meant Rainbow Dash wasn't allowed to sit down and instead she just floated over the table getting hair and feathers over everything while also chewing with her mouth open. "I don't see the point in this stupid feast." The Rantor grumped grouchily. "We should be out there tracking down the people who tried to kill you. And surely there are more pedophiles in town. We should kill them!" I smirked. "Aw come on The Rantor, surely you don't mean that. Here have some spaghetti and you'll feel better." I picked some spaghetti up on my fork and mashed it on the part of his handle that looked like a mouth. He grumbled and groaned and the spaghetti and sauce got all over him. "Hey stop that! I am a thousand year old blade of destruction, what do I look like a toddler? This is most indignifying!" I smirked, "hey that's okay, you deserve a little dinner after the way you killed that pedophile, now open up and down the hatch!" Rainbow Dash said "They're called MAPS" she muttered Rainbow Dash. All the sound in the feasting hall fell silent as all the eyes landed on me and Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash the Gay Pony was staring at me with her cerise orbs narrowed angrily. Putting down my fork "What did you say?" "I said there called MAPS you jerk! And how dare you talk the way that you did! There are a lot of MAPS in this community who are going to feel judged and prosecuted because of what you did, it makes it harder for them to express themselves and they're uncomfortable now!" I put my fork down and smirked at her. "Well I'm sure they're all going to feel very comfortable in their coffins." Rainbow Dash threw my plate of spaghetti against the wall, she had sauce on her face because she didn't know how to use a napkin. "I've just about had it with you!" She proclaimed. "I'm sick of acting like you're my friend when you're just a jerk!" "Oh yeah?" I smirked and stood up putting down my fork I put my hand on the Rantor. "Do you feel like settling this with watashi another way?" "Hell fucking yes I do, shit! I wanna see what you're really made of! I challenge you to an iron pony competition!" I smirked. "Why don't we just have a fight instead? I'm probably a better athlete then you anyway." All the pony's in the feasting hall gasped. Rainbow Dash said "Yeah alright. I'll fight you. Let's do it right now. But on one condition, you have to put that fancy sword of your's away, I want to see what you can do without it." Standing up and smirking, putting down my fork I said, "I don't need the Rantor to show you what I'm made of, let's do it!" ***COMMERCIAL TIME*** ***WE NOW RETURN TO OUR SHOW*** As we walked outside The Rantor said "Are you certain of this, young fool, you do not know what this creature is capable of doing to you." "I saw how they handled the manticore earlier and trust me, I know what I am getting into." I smirked to the Rantor. Rainbow Dash and I stood in front of the feasting hall about ten feet and eleven inches apart from one another, Fluttershy hugged the Rantor really close and tight making the Rantor sweat drop and huff out a puff of air like an anime. Mare Mare standing apart from us said. "Alright gentlepony's this will be a standard fight the first one to give up will lose, are you ready?" "I was born ready." Said Rainbow Dash arrogantly. "What a coincidence." I fell into my fighting stance. "So was I." Rainbow Dash and I stared each other down. Her eyes narrowed. My eyes narrowed to. Mare Mare said "FIGHT!" Rainbow Dash streaked toward me but I spun out of the way at the last second and dodged her hoofs, I smirked. "Heh, is that as fast as you can go?" Rainbow Dash growled and said "Rrrr shut up!" She ran stampeded toward me with her hooves flying and lashed her hooves at me in punches one, two, three. I knocked them away and tapped her in the belly, she dropped down and folded up her wings in moaning. I pretended to yawn. And said "Oh sorry were you trying to hit me or tickle me?" "Rrrrr shut up!" Rainbow Dash got up and flew at me, but she flew in a circle around me at the last minute. I said "Nani?" and suddenly I felt a huge hit in the back of my head, it didn't hurt but it surprised me. "Ah so you have a ltitle bit of strength after all!" I proclaimed. "Yeah now take this!" Rainbow Dash flew high in the air. Then like an arrow she fell back down toward me. Fluttershy said. "No Mingus watch out! She's using her ultimate technique!" "SANIKKU RAINBOOMU!" Rainbow Dash proclaimed as she collided with me a mushroom cloud the color of rainbows eroded out of our body's, I knocked away and landed on a big crater unhurt. Rainbow Dash panted and said. "Heh, looks like he isn't so tough without his special sword." But when I climbed out of the crater dusting myself off. "Hm, you got some skill pony, maybe I need to take this seriously." Rainbow Dash gasped. "Take this seriously???" "Yes....... you see I'm not even using half of my power." I smirked. "Wanna see?" Using shadow-teleport powers I vanished into the shadows and reappeared behind Rainbow Dash. "Heh.............. nothing personnel Kid." She turned toward me in slow motion just as I struck her between the wings knocking her foreward she flew through the feasting hall breaking the walls. But I moved faster with my shadow-teleport inside of the feasting hall and kicked her up just as she knocked through it. "Time to finish this!" I leaped into the air (an mingus carrot fly he can just jump a lot like Mario) and met Rainbow Dash high in the air, holding my fists together triumphantly "このポニーは雌犬です！" (an That means Meateor Smash) I pounded her and she bombed toward the feasting hall exploding into another mushroom cloud when she landed. Floating in the air I summoned a holy wind to knock the dusta way. I could see Rainbow Dash down in the crater. She was moaning and not moving but she was also still alove. I landed, Fluttershy ran up to me. "MIngus are you okay?" "Just fine Fluttershy." Said me Mingus. I hugged her tight. The Rantor approached me held by Fluttershy. "Young man there might just be some hope for you yet." ***ROLL CREDITS***
Chapter Five: Having Sex With Ponies?!?!?!?! But ISomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
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