Daniel's Dangerous Dynasty

Mina was an Equestrian Outcast. A murderer. She was the embodiment of evil in the eyes of Equestria... and so, after she was found guilty of numerous gruesome crimes, she was banished to Tartarus, where she would be bound for Eternity...

... this proved to be a costly mistake. She quickly broke free from her chains, defeated Lucifer in a battle, and became the new Queen of Tartarus.

Then, she was found out and defeated by a heroic warrior from Equestria, then teleported to a new plane of existence... Terra. Upon arriving there, she fell far above the skyline, and landed in the middle of a dirt road, late at night. Gravely wounded, she was soon found by a man named Daniel, who owned the house near the dirt road which she landed on.

Now, Daniel wasn't a Knight in Shining Armor, nor was he the strongest man around. However, being a Programmer for a major company, he was definitely among the smarter men of his age. And even though he was no doctor, he at least knew the basics for treating an injured person... even if said person was some sort of anthropomorphic pony.

Once she came to, she was in shock at first, before anger kicked in... not of the man, nor the fact that he treated her wounds, but rather, that she was even forced into the situation to begin with.

She was physically, and emotionally, drained, though, and could do nothing but listen to this feeble human go on about how she should get some rest, or that she should smile a bit, and that she is lucky to even be alive. That, plus he kept giving her the nickname "Mina", when she addressed herself as "Pinkamena".

"Are ALL humans this fucking talkative?! And WHY THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP CALLING ME MINA?! I SWEAR, IF HE NEVER GETS MY NAME RIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM!" she thought to herself.

Then an idea struck. She got closer to him, smiled seductively, then kissed him on the lips. She offered to take him in as her boyfriend, and gain many perks with it. Powerful perks. Things like immortality, power within her "magical kingdom", and the usual perks that come with a girlfriend, while in exchange, he wouldn't worry so much about her while she was over there.

However, he turned her down, much to her shock. She knew that she was quite a looker, as before becoming the Queen of Tartarus, she was able to seduce even the most noble of knights, only to slay them in their sleep!

So, then... why was this human not falling for her? And... why did she feel the urge to take it up as a challenge?

Soon weeks passed. Then a few months. Before she knew it, she was on this dreaded planet for a little over a year, when she finally confessed her reason for being there to begin with. She told him that she was the Queen of Hell (as the Humans called Tartarus), and that she was not worthy to be his friend.

But then, she once again was caught off-guard when he told her that he didn't care what she was. She was a good friend to him, and that she meant so much more than the worlds above and below to him.

Then, her final surprise came upon her... she was the one who became attracted to him!

Eventually she agreed to give him the powers and the deals she promised... even going so far as to allow only him to address her as "Mina"... and yet, she feared for his safety in Hell, as there were too many dangers that no mortal man should ever have to face. And so, she summoned Death to his home, and made him Pinkie Swear that Daniel would be on his "Exempt List", just as Elijah and Enoch did... but also, that he was her soul.

It took very little to convince him, as Death knew of her power, and ~~feared~~ respected her for it. He let her have him, and together, they went to Hell to face off against the warrior who thought he had won the day.

This time, with newfound confidence, and both Death and Daniel by her side, she won the day, and became the Queen of Tartarus once again. Her first rule of thumb... she had it officially given a new name: "Hell".

And so, after their victory, she had to send Daniel home, but gave him a whistle to call Death, who could teleport him back and forth between worlds and planes of existence at will. She then gave his phone an upgrade, allowing him to call her at any time.

And thus, did their adventures of reclaiming Hell came to an end, and Equestria was soon to be taken over with the blood of their heroes, the death of their rulers, and their... wait, what?

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD SPARE THEM?!" her voice boomed through The Devil's Castle, as she spoke over the phone with her boyfriend, Daniel.

"... Fine, but YOU OWE ME FOR THIS!" she shouted, before hanging up her phone and placing it on her throne. Glaring at the servants who looked up at her, she sighed, placing a hand over her forehead; her hooves crossed as her left one hung in the air, bucking up and down. Her blood pressure was getting too high at that point.

"Fuck, I need a drink." she finally said, before standing back up and heading towards the cellar, where Lucifer once kept eons' worth of the finest alcohol she ever tasted.

...

I suppose Equestria will live, after all... for now, at least...