Pinkie Pie is every pony's best friend. She loves to have tea parties with her six best pony pals. This is just another normal story about the seven ponies in Ponyville having a nice little tea party with pink things and fashion. They also have sex.

This story was written because I told my Twitter feed to stop it with the pony drama or I'd write G3.5 clopfic. They didn't. So I wrote G3.5 clopfic.