Royalty's Benefits

by Ralphtheheavy

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 732

What's that smell?

A word of caution: This story contains random silliness, strangely funny, yet not uncomfortably nasty toilet humor, diaper usage, and excessive jokes that have been used far too much. This does not ruin the rating, but… you know, thought I'd warn ya. ;)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-25 23:18:43 UTC

Chapter 1

   "Are you sure this will work?" "She's the only one who would agree to it."

   When Princess Cadence awoke, she noticed herself in a grey-ish white room. the bed was comfortable, yet it surprised her greatly that she was wearing a diaper on her! I haven't worn this thing since I was a little filly, she thought to herself. "Please forgive us for the padding," said the testers, "It's to make sure it works." All Cadence could do was smile and blush, she would just ignore the fact that there's no bathroom in the room. "You didn't... check my private parts, did you?" wondered Cadence, as if she had a peeing seizure. "It was completely dry and clean, my dear," cooed one of the testers. "Yes, well, I'm amazed no pony haven't seen me in this predicament," said Cadence. "Don't worry," explained the testers, "it's only the beginning of the day."

   "And you name is..." "I'm Princess Cadence, Celestia's niece," said Cadence. "Dude," said one of the testers to the other, "we're testing a diaper product on a princess!" "Relax, We could say this would be a first." Cadence needed to leave her situation to her; It's not wearing the diaper that made her feel good, since it's been so long, but it was the fact that the only company she's got, obviously, was the two testers and not Princess Celestia. Cadence wouldn't know WHAT to think if her aunt was here to see her in a diaper. As she was just relaxing, she heard a hissing sound. *sssssssssssssssssssssss* The next thing she knew, Cadence felt a wet sensation at the front of her diaper. She then saw she had went pee-pee in it. Upon seeing so, she giggled sheepishly. "Good," said a tester, "it can handle the number 1s. It can handle any leak, eh?" "That's what a young foal said."

   "You're not finished, I hope?" asked one of the testers. "Haven't even started," answered Cadence. "Well then. you're going to enjoy this," said one of the testers, wickedly. "HEY!" barked the other tester, "Don't scare her." Before Cadence could try and diffuse the situation, she pooted rather loudly. "Oops! excuse me," giggled Cadence. Surprisingly, no one smelled the fart. "Looks like it has a really effective odor blocker," smiled one of the testers. "Okay," said Cadence, ready for the worst, "We're almost done right?" "Just about," answered the testers.

   There was worse yet! *Grrrrrrrrrrrrrroarrrrrrrrrrrr* Her stomach began to churn violently. "Ooooooooooh, I think I'm going to be sick..." moaned Cadence. She stood up and pushed as hard a she could, and then the loudest, longest, wettest, and most disgusting sounding fart shot straight out of Cadence's bottom! It seemed like it wouldn't end. "I could promise a dirty night tonight," teased Cadence, trying to smooth out the situation at hand. The worse was yet to come; the juicy fart ended with her diaper filling up to the full impact with major feces and it kept going. "This is SO bad!" screamed Cadence, worried as heck. It didn't take long for the madness to end. "Uh oh..." whispered Cadence. The testers looked at her, stupefied and mouths open widely. "That... was... INCREDIBLE!!!" smiled one of the testers, amazed. "I know!" agreed the other tester, "Not only can this diaper handle number 1s AND have a perfect-working odor blocker, it's also a strong one, as well."

   The whole thing was absolute pandemonium; better than last year's winter wrap up. And then, for some unknown reason, Cadence saw something that made her loose her courage completely. "It's not what it looks like," said Cadence, quaking with fear, "I swear!" What she saw was a small young purple unicorn with a star for a cutie mark. This pony's name was... Uh... Dark... uh, no... Twikle Star-Spark...  no, no... um.. Twilight Dinky Daddy Dums.... Twilight Twinkle... Sparkledore...  Sparklefart... Dumbleman Quor the Waggle waggle werewolf.... I mean, Dikler Twilighter.... One more time. Her name was... Twilight Thingamogumy... Sparkly dumblebear... Well that was really funny. Jiggly Pulggery Cos Tooty Poo Smesh. And, and, and, and, and, and Twilight Sparkle... YES!!!!!!!! Finally I got it right. Okay, this is as far as I will go here. I didn't know how a perfect story about ponies wearing diapers is done, no pony told me how, I just... Thought I'd... better do something.