Chapters *Taria then comes across Brendan*.
"Brendan get your ass to the stage!"
"On your bike bitch" He then says.
"Pardon Me what You just say?" asked Taria.
"None of your fat business" said Brendan.
"Well excuse Me asshole"
Hey is this a good time? We never got stars on our tickets said Danny.
"And I can do what for You exactly?"
"Give me them I guess" said Danny.
"Okay fine but wait until I've finished here first".
"Your welcome to just get the hell out" said Brendan.
err how about You get out? said Taria.
*Brendan then walks off*
"Tell that dumb bitch Racheal that I be there very soon"
"Whatever dumbass" said Taria.
*She then flips the bird at Him*
Is He always like that asks Danny
Pretty much said Taria
*As Brendan is walking to the stage He over hears a conversation*
Yeah so I told Her the show is done with and She was pissed what ya think?
"Of course I don't care, that show is gonna free up quite a lot, not to mention what we can do with there parts"
"Pinkie and friends and MLP itself is DONE!" Get over it Rick and live with it.
Oh boy that dumb show is gonna be over said Brendan.
The first kill of the day.
*After hearing of the show getting canned Brendan is walking and spots 4 ponies*
Oh hey look it's my cast mates said Brendan.
*They all turned to Him and stared at Him*
"I was drinking a toast to our..... Cancellation.
"the show is done because everyone thinks You suck"
"You will never preform ever again now cheers to You all, I have hated every damn minute of working with You assholes"
He then smirked at them all and walks off.
*Rainbows eyes then flashed red showing that She's turned evil*
*Rainbow Dash then followed Him.*
*As Brendan was drinking He heard the door open*
*Rainbow Dash reveals Herself and stands still*
"You have got to be kidding Me looks like Karson stupid update never worked big ass surprise" said Brendan
Get the hell out of here!
*Rainbow made beeping sounds*
*Brendan then spat at Rainbow Dash in Her face*
*pissing her off even more She then grabbed a Lollipop*
*Brendan took. Another drink*
"Hey Brendan want some candy?" asked Rainbow Dash
*Rainbow Dash then shoved the Lollipop in Brendan's mouth causing Him to splatter blood out his mouth*
*He started struggling and choking up more blood*
*More blood then came out Brendan's mouth*
*It got harder and harder for Him to breathe*
Rainbow Dash then said "how's the Candy"
She then shoved it even deeper in His mouth.
He then choked to death on both His blood and the Lollipop
"Guess it was to die for" laughs Rainbow Dash
*He then closed His eyes then fell on the floor dead*
Author's Note
Here it is death by Lollipop...
“Happy Birthday sweetie!” Says Bell.
*Brings cake right over*
*Lilly blows out the candles*
“Err so Lilly heard Your toy got broke So pretty sure You know what this is” says Danny.
*gives present*
“Oh a magic wand.” She said unimpressed.
“No press the button” said Danny
*Springs up top*
“I love it Danny!” Says Lilly.
“We have another surprise for Ya says Bell We are going to”
*Robert barges in.*
“Pinkie and Friends live!!”
*gasps in shock*
“I love You Daddy.” said Lilly
“Now how many times do I have to say this Your too old to call Me Daddy” says Robert,
“Okay Robert.” said Lilly.
“So erm can Michael come asks Lilly
“Nah Micheal is sick so we invited another one of Your friends and She’s so happy.”
" I’m not going and that’s final!” Says Victoria.
“She invited You Be grateful for that.”
“Mom were not even friends!”
“Maybe You might become friends.”
“We’re we going anyways.”
“We’re going to watch Pinkie and friends enjoy it too.”
“But that show is for toddlers” says Victoria.
“Says the one binging Unikitty!” Says Her mom.
“Your going, also nice fairy clothes.”
“Shut up!” Says Victoria
“Don’t talk to Me like that Okay?” said Her mother
“Okay” Victoria said
“You’ve got Bunnies on Your panties”! Victoria’s mom says
“Errrr” says Victoria.
*Later*
“WA hoo were gonna have so much fun today” says Lilly.
“Yay I’m so happy says Victoria sarcastically.
“This is gonna be great” Lilly then says.
*Soon they arrive at Pink studio*.
“Tickets please” says Adam.
“I bet this is the best job ever says Lilly do You know Pinkie and friends”?
" You know sometimes at night when I’m the only one here
“Really?” asks Lilly.
“He’s just messing with You Lilly” said Robert.
“Victoria did You think You were gonna meet Pinkie and friends?”
“No I did not” says Victoria to Lilly.
“I would rather meet Unikitty I don’t mind meeting the blue pony”
“Heh You actually watch that show?” asked Lilly.
“Says the one who watches ponies”
“You two stop fighting” said Bell.
“Okay” they both said in unison.
"The script says magic hammer so what we need is a magic hammer what we have is a normal hammer" said Rachael while talking on the phone,
*She went in contact with Pinkie and friends and She backed into a corner to let them pass*
*She noticed one was missing*.
"Where's Rainbow? Does anyone have a 20 on Rainbow?"
"Grrrr do I have to do everything?!"
"Well hi Racheal" said Duncan.
"Not now I'm a little busy Duncan!" Says Rachael.
"Oh are You? well I'm the Vice President of programming now and Pinkie and friends doesn't represent my vision for the network".
"Are You kidding were still a huge hit!"
"Yeah but it's gay and stupid and I wanna do stuff cool and edgy so today is your last show"
"No I have tapings lied out for weeks". said Rachael.
"Not anymore" said Duncan",
*He then walked off leaving Racheal alone*
"Finally He's gone!" He's not taking the show away.
*She then sees Rainbow dash*
"Can somepony come and get Rainbow out on stage?" asks Rachael.
*She then goes off to look for a magic hammer*
"Pink studio presents Pinkie and friends"
* opening scene pretty much repeats itself*
*As the ponies pop out they all bump into each other*
“Are they ripping off The Banana Splits now?” asked Victoria.
“I think they are” said Robert.
“They should think of their own ideas” said Victoria.
MLP was made before both shows said Lilly.
The Banana Splits was made in 1968 said Robert
“Stop being such a show off” said Victoria.
“Yea stop it it’s kinda lame to fight over shows” said Thomas.
“And who are You" asked Lilly.
“That’s Thomas aka Mr Tomtastic said Victoria I watch You lots She then says.
“Thanks for watching Hey You want a autograph?” asks Thomas
“Mine too asked Milly
“Yeah sure I do” said Victoria
“It’s summer time!” AppleJack said.
“Where’s Rainbow Dash”? Asked Taria.
“Flying somewhere” said Rachael.
“Who the hell cares” asked Brendan.
“I’m going off to get buzzed” said Brendan “I’m sick of this shitty show”
“I’m getting there” said Racheal.
Errr NO your getting your ass onto the stage said Taria.
“Atleast I have the hammer” said Racheal
“Oh no not the hammer” said the other two
"And now our friends are starting the course!" Says the shows narrator.
"And watch out for those pies oh no one of them is down!"
"Looks like Mindy is moving towards the ladder!"
"Woah this is actually really entertaining" said Victoria.
"I Told You so" said Lilly.
*Mindy then grabs the magic hammer and whacks the button*
"She took it down to Ponyville" said AppleJack.
WA hoo said Mindy.
*A pie then hit Her face*
Yay it's Rainbow!!!
Thank You everyone She said.
"Can Micheal jump and catch the key? find out when our show continues"
"Oh man the key is pretty high up!." said Victoria
*Mindy then pulled Micheal up*
"Thanks" He then said.
"Wait where's Brendan He's supposed to join them" said Rachael.
"I go and get Him"
As Taria is walking She spots FlutterShy.
"Hey Fluttershy the gang is waiting on You better come quick."
"Okay I'm coming I just saved a Fly from a Spider" She said.
"Well done Fluttershy.
*She then walks off*
"Now to find that asshole" said Taria
"My little Pony was first produced in 1981 and is still going to this day said Taria".
"It was also made by Hasbro who made another girl toy brand anyone know which one?"
"Duh Littlest Pet Shop! You know MLP also had a rip off called my pretty Pony it was discontinued said Thomas".
"No actually that never existed said Taria
"Actually I'm a pretty big fan so I think I should know"
"Thomas let it go" said Milly
"This is a very sweet thing You did for your sister"
"Well Her Dad sucks but I love Her ,Her Mom is okay though"
Cut Robert some slack said Bell
"And why should I do that?"
"Mom mom guys a selfish prick He hates Me". said Danny
"That's not even true" said Bell
"Then where is He?" asked Danny
Wait there said Bell
*lights go out *
Okay everyone stay calm I'm sure it's just..... Pinkie and friends!!!
Oh my gosh said Milly and Thomas
*They both run over to get photos taken*
Go to our website and download the photos
Dude what even is it?
Look I really need to see someone I want my daughter on the show said Justin.
Look sir there's others here You know said Taria
I know and I understand
What's that red on You?
Dunno must had come off of Rainbow Dash....
Maybe it's strawberry from the pies Nope that's not strawberry.
"Wow look at this its most of the locations from the show"
"Oh my gosh look it's Twilight's Magic shop FYI this is based on Fleegle's Magic shop".
"Holy shit really?" I love that show!
"Yep me too. Shame bout what happened at that studio" said Thomas.
"Yeah I knew some of the victims." said Milly.
"Gosh I miss Thadd and Poppy" said Thomas
*Thomas then starts recording*
What's up You guys? It's your boi Thomas or Mr Tomtastic to all my fans n friends.
Here we are at Twilight's Magic shop I can't even...
Yo your all gonna love this.
"Hey Milly?"
"Thomas no!" said Milly
"Babe I love You so much and this is a great place. Will You marry Me?"
"Thomas Yes" said Milly
Yo guys and gals She said Yes
*They both hugged*
*AppleJack then walked to the magic shop*
"AppleJack? What are You doing here?"
*She said nothing*
*She then stomped on Milly's phone*
*Thomas got confused and scared once AppleJack grabbed Him*
"Hey hey what You doing let go of Me!" said Thomas
"No please stop let me go!" screamed Thomas
*AppleJack then pushed Thomas into a magic-box*
*AppleJack then grabbed a giant saw and. started to cut Thomas in half*
Let me ooouuuttt!!! Screamed Thomas
"S...stop it please AppleJack please!" begged and screamed Milly
AppleJack smiled and dragged Milly over to Thomas and told Her to help
"No I don't wanna let Me go and just let Him out" said Milly
*AppleJack pressed down on the saw causing it to go deeper*
*Thomas started drolling blood from His mouth*
Finally Thomas was in half AppleJack then pulled Him apart
"Aaaaaahhh" screamed Milly
"Taaaahhhh Daaaahh" said AppleJack
Milly ripped of a chunk out of AppleJack's hoove
No leave Me alone!! She screamed
AppleJack then heard voices
Don't cry sugar cube said AppleJack.
AJ takes Lilly and Victoria away somewhere
Hi AppleJack! said Lilly,
"Hey there suger cube"
*Victoria looks at Her hoofs* "blood?" She said.
*AppleJack smiles*
"Why that's not blood that's just errr strawberry Jam mmmm" *sucks Her hoof*
*Victoria looks on in confusion*
*AppleJack then asks them to come with Her Lilly does*
But Victoria decides to stay behind.
*She decides to follow as AppleJack moved away*
"Where are we going?"
"Somewhere special" said AppleJack
Hmmm okay? said Victoria
"We're gonna have so much fun!" AppleJack said.
*The show starts*
“Pink studio presents Pinkie and friends starring”
“Pinkie!”
“Rainbow!”
AJ!
“Fluttershy”!
“And featuring this guy”
*camara zooms in on some drunk ass police pony*
*They then sung the shows theme. While Dancing too.
“Rainbow! Mails here!!!” Says one of the ponies *She then went to get the mail*
“Woaoaaahh” She said as the mail burst out at Her surprising Her too.
*A mare is sleeping but is then awoken to Lilly*
“Lilly why Ya awake?”. Asks Bell
I can’t sleep it’s my birthday said Lilly.
“Well Her mother replied Its not actually your birthday just yet so Ya go to bed now”.
“Okay” says Lilly.
*Bell then sends Lilly to bed and goes to Her boys room*
*He is already asleep*
“Why were You out?”
“You know I get worried bout Ya right? Said Bell.
“Yeah Yeh I know said the laid back teen”
*They then went to sleep*
*later
*Danny sneaks into His Dad’s room*.
" Erm what Ya doing?” His dad’s asked.
“Nothing Hey Dad can I have $20.00?”,
" No not on Your life” He jokes.
Rob or Robert was Lilly and Danny’s father A huge asshole. Really He is....
*Rob then goes outside to see Bell*.
“So erm I’m getting Lilly’s birthday stuff ready.
“Did You invite anyone” asks Robert
Sure Ya find someone honey. Said Robert
*Our gang arrive at Pink studio many fans young and old waited to watch one of their favourite shows.*
"Who's happy to watch Pinkie and friends?"
"Yaaaaaaaayyyyy says pretty much everypony there"
"What's up Ya guys? it's your boi Thomas 'mr Tomtastic to all my friends and fans now here we are at Pink studios the home to MLP since the 80s this is hallowed ground my friends!" said Thomas to His followers
"And we're here behind the scenes!" said His girlfriend.
"Sorry there's no phones or anything allowed".
"But I told all my followers like allll of them." said Thomas disappointed.
"Well You can tell your.....100 followers All about it after the show"
Yeah I'm not giving up my phone!.
Thomas? It's fine His girlfriend hides Her phone.
*phones start being taken from everyone*
"Cell phones please" asks Taria.
"No man that's for work" says Robert.
"You can have it after the show".
"So errr You can pop your name and number into my phone if that's okay" said Danny.
"Erm no I barely know You sorry" said Taria.
"Oh I thought that sounded smooth so I asked it" says Danny.
"It doesn't" says Taria.
"Sorry like I really hate myself" said Danny
"Don't just a mistake" says Taria
"That was really sad brother" said Victoria.
"Yeah" said Danny
*Suddenly a pink car comes into view*
*They all cheer as Pinkie and Her friends arrive*
*Lilly runs out and nearly gets hit by them*
"Lilly!" shouts Her mom
"I can't believe She would just ran out like that" said Bell.
"Robert!!" says Bell.
"Yeah what?" said Robert
"Lilly was nearly hit by a pink car" said Bell
"Oh celestia that would have been a embarrassing way to die!" said Robert.
"Yeah it would be" said Victoria.
"Smart girl! said Robert.
"Wanna be adopted?" said Robert.
"No future pedophile!" said Victoria.
"Wow your good at being mean I like You" said Robert.
"I really wanted to hug Fluttershy"
"Hey Victoria who's Your favourite pony?".
"The blue kinda cool pony" said Victoria.
"There is no blue pony" said Lilly.
"She means errr Rainbow Dash" said Danny.
"Yep that's it Rainbow Dash".
*sooner or later they all went inside waiting for the show starting*.
*inside Pink studios*
"How's your drive girls? You naughty girls You nearly hit that filly someone's sub routine needs a little tweaking hmmm?" Let's Start with You Rainbow!"
"You girls get back stage as You know *makes noises* The show must go on!" said Karson.
*Karson brought over Rainbow and put Her in a machine to be updated*
*The update goes wrong*
*The eyes on Rainbow Dash then flashed red revealing She's a animatronic now*.
“Well looks like we’re all here” said Victoria “unfortunately”
*She says under Her breath*
“Yeah I’m so glad we’re here” said Lilly
“Errr remember we may need to go home early because Victoria needs to get home at certain times” said Bell.
“Yay yay” said Victoria.
*As more started coming Taria came on the stage*
"Thanks for coming everyone"
*Everyone except for Victoria and Robert cheered once Pinkie jumped onto the stage with Her*.
Hiiiii! She said happy I’m so glad to see You all. Hmmppph some of You look frowny” said Pinkie.
“Why does She sound like Unikitty on crack and acid?” asked Victoria.
" Cause it’s a rip off, between You and Me I actually like Unikitty!” said Robert.
Coool I like Her more in The Lego Movie...I’m starting to like You now. Favourite character? She asked.
“I like the puppy with the horn”... Said Robert.
“Puppycorn?” Me too he’s cool” said Victoria.
" Is that why You shut down your laptop when I come in the room?” asked Bell.
Y....yes it sure is.
“I thought both You hated kids shows” said Bell.
“I only like Unikitty, The Banana Splits are cool too” said Robert.
“Woah I love that show” said Victoria *blushes* “I ship Fleegle with Drooper”.
“Like ewww” said Lilly. “How gay”.
“Nothing wrong with the gays sweetie” said Bell.
“Guessing You ship Pinkie Pie X Rainbow Dash” said Victoria.
“Errr yuck” said Lilly.
*Victoria then giggles*