The Steakhouse

by camboy67

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Romance, Comedy
Length: 694

Stuff goes on in this steakhouse when 2 friends sit next to a somepony's table, When 1 leaves...

Two Friends, Zefram and Josh walk into a Steakhouse ordering their dinner, when a familiar to Josh party Pony comes over to Josh when Zefram leaves for the Bathroom…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-26 02:24:59 UTC

The Steakhouse

"Come on man, I want to get home by Midnight!" Josh yelled at Zefram  as they were walking to the New steakhouse in Canterlot.

"I don't see the deal, It's just a steakhouse." Zefram said.

"Really now? It's a NEW steakhouse. And We're going to it, you still have to pay, you didn't fully hit the bong. We're in college you know this SO WE NEED TO ROCK!" Josh said. Walking backwards waving his hooves like a tube.

"I guess, I only brought 50 Bits. So, better order low priced stuff." Zefram replied as they were almost to the Steakhouse. They were your sterotypicial College kids, Getting high and drunk and going around banging as many ponies possible. Zefram was the cool one, while Josh was the Party animal.

"Good day, sirs. Do you have a reservation?" The Waiter asked standing at the pedestal.

"Yeah, We're Jay and Z?" Josh replied.

"Right this way sirs." The waiter motioned with his horn to follow him.

"Damn that looks good." Josh said to Zefram.

"That Steak is raw.." Zefram replied to Josh.

"Not that, the Blue mare over there, with Rainbow hair.." Josh hit Zefram with his wing.

" Shit, son. That DOES look hot. She's probably faster than you." Zefram teased.

"AS IF! Mr. Waiter can we sit over there?" Josh asked the waiter.

"If you wish. Go on, I'll be getting the menu's..." The waiter shooed them away. Josh trotted to the table next to the Rainbow haired mare her Gray friend and Pink friend..

"She's totally faster than you." Zefram whispered to Josh continuing to tease him.

"She couldn't be any faster than Brodie. You've got yourself wrong Zeffy." Josh began teasing him, with his mothers nickname. Zeframs horn glowed bright orange sending a bread roll at Josh. He quickly dodged it and it hit The rainbow mare in the face.

"Hey!" The Rainbow mare called. Beginning to trot over. "What's the big deal, NO ONE, HITS RAINBOW DASH WITH A BREAD ROLL." She yelled at Zefram.

"So, that's your name." Josh whispered to himself. Just audible for her.

"Yeah! It is. And if you keep causing a fiasco. I'll leave you with Dust!"  Rainbow Dash yelled at Josh.

"Uhhhhh. Rainbow. Should you keep your temper?" The gray Pony asked Rainbow Dash

"Derpy, what would you do if someone hit you in the face?" Rainbow asked the gray pony.

"Uhhhhh. I'd say sorry." Derpy replied

"Ugh. Anyway. DON'T DO IT AGAIN!" She yelled at the 2 stallions who were laughing on the inside.

"You're kinda cute when you're angry, Dashie." Josh teased at her barley knowing her and already talking like they've been friends years.

"ONLY PINKIE PIE CAN CALL ME THAT! I'LL EAT YOUR FACE." Rainbow raised her voice a bit higher at Josh, them being in the corner of the steakhouse nopony could really hear them over the music. Josh's wings spread, as she was yelling at him, so was hers.

"Ha.." Josh was bickering at Rainbow.

"Come on Girls! We're leaving." Derpy and Rainbow flew out, Pinkie staying to finish her steak.

"Dude, I've got to go to the Bathroom. I'll be back." Zefram hopped out of his chair, trotting to the bathroom.

"You know, you're kinda cute." Pinkie whispered to Josh. His wings spread out again.

"Rainbow likes you too, When she does that she'd usually come back and apologize. Hehe." Pinkie continued.

"I think we should go back to your place, before she does. Your suit is nice by the way.." Pinkie was really convincing.

"Well, my place is on Campus, if you're okay with that.." Josh whispered back to Pinkie.

"Just let me leave a not-" Pinkie hushed him.

"He'll get the idea." Pinkie grabbed his hoof, leading him out.

Is it hot in here?

Josh told Pinkie where his Campus was. She ran him there.  Clearly wanting toget it on as she put it.

As they were heading, Rainbow stopped them.

"Where do you think you're going Pinkie?" She said walking towards them. Pinkie let go of Josh's hoof.

"Uh.... To the candy store?" Pinkie attempted to lie. She was pretty bad at it.

"Mhmmm..."