Ok, long story short, Ex-human, in a new world.

Things aren't perfect, but that's to be expected. My worst enemy is fleas. And my best friends are talking ponies with pastel colors that can do magic and things that make me want to shit myself. Because I can't control the weather or anything of the sort. I AM A FUCKING DOG.

So, hooray for my life among ponies.

How did I do this? I made a wish upon a star. Yeah. Disney was right. Hooray.