The Long Way Round

by Snaproll
Prince Blueblood discovers a mare worth pursuing. Now he just has to figure out what to do about it.

Prince Blueblood is the most eligible stallion in Equestria. All the mares know it (as do a measureable percentage of the other stallions, but that's not exactly a problem). The problem is, Blueblood knows it as well, which is why he's decided to be the perfect boor at social events, under the assumption that only the most worthy mare would trouble herself with his loutish behavior and prove herself worthy of his attention, affection, and sizeable fortune.

It wasn't a particularly good decision, but then again, he was raised to be Eligible, Handsome, and Intelligent, but not Wise, which is why our story begins in the aftermath of a Particular Grand Galloping Gala, wherein our frosting-covered hero sets his first hoof on a path that, if he's very, very lucky, might see him imprisoned for life married.

No matter what happens, he is, most likely, doomed.

Everyone
Incomplete
Comedy
Adventure
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
 
ORPS

15479 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

5 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1 2020-07-28 03:01:56 UTC
    3759
  2. Chapter 2 2020-08-10 04:46:21 UTC
    3290
  3. Chapter 3 2020-08-25 04:59:00 UTC
    2988
  4. Chapter 4 2021-10-25 03:43:34 UTC
    2054
  5. Chapter 5 2021-11-12 05:12:50 UTC
    3388