Princess Twilight sat on all fours on the black leather couch. The ad had been very specific as to where and when to meet for the interview and Twilight needed the money. You’d think, being a Princess, money would be no problem, right? Not so for the purple Alicorn. Being Princess came with perks, yes, but if she wanted to get by in this new, united Equestria, she needed a job.

Nopony knew what to expect when sealed magical barriers broke, and plopped Equestria into the human world. It was a shock to the humans as well, that Equestria existed and that the two societies could now intermingle, but eventually, life progressed as if the two had always known each other. Human mothers could now walk down the street with their kids and see an Equestrian, who would give a cordial greeting always. Equestrian foals and fillies would now go to school with human children, Equestrians could work with humans, be friends with humans and even date humans. That had been the final sticking point for the two governments, but it was finally decreed that because the Equestrians were immensely intelligent, and possessed the powers of speech, they were not classified as animals, merely quadrupedal citizens. However, Princess Celestia still ensured her subjects be clothed at all times, for the sake of the new society they were a part of. The governments had told the Equestrians they were not required to wear clothes, being their natural state, but Princess Celestia insisted.

That was why Twilight was now tugging on the purple turtleneck she wore. A deeper shade of purple than her natural coat color, she complimented it with a dark blue pleated skirt and flat buckle hoof shoes. Her tail laying flat on the black leather couch, Twilight looked around the pristine white room. Aside from the couch, there was a wooden desk with a camera in front of her, she assumed for documenting the interview for posterity. The monotonous ticking clock did nothing for her nerves, as she shifted her hooves a bit on the couch. Finally, when it seemed like the madness wouldn’t end, the door opened.

Dressed in a light blue button down shirt, dark grey slacks, brown shoes and a black belt, the man closed the door. He was a broad man, with a chiseled face and piercing green eyes. He had a small amount of stubble but he couldn’t be more than in his late 20’s. He smiled at Twilight, holding out a hand.

“Princess Twilight? Good to meet you, I’m David,” he said, his tone rich and playful. Twilight smiled, reaching up to connect her hoof with his hand.

“It’s very nice to meet you, David,” she said, as he went to go sit at the desk, turning on the camera.

“So, Princess, you’re here about the commercial part?” he asked. Twilight nodded.

“I’m really in need of the money and, well, while I’ve never acted before, I’ve read enough books on the subject that I think I have a good understanding of what to do,” she said.

David chuckled, splaying his fingers together. “So, you’re a bookworm, huh?” he inquired.

Twilight blushed. “I guess you could say that,” she said.

“Well, Princess, we have a lot of other candidates in line for the role. Candidates that are very qualified and have experience,” David said, slightly angling the camera a bit.

“Please, David. Give me a chance. I know I can do well,” Twilight pleaded. David shrugged, standing up and going to lock the door.

“Well, I guess I could give you a try. How about you stand up for me, and face the camera,” he said, sitting back at the desk. Twilight cocked her head at the request, but nodded, getting down from the couch and standing on all fours. David nodded slowly, his hands under his chin. “Not bad, not bad. Can you give me a bit of a 360 turn? Slowly?” Twilight nodded again, slowly turning in a circle. When her flank was to the camera, David zoomed in a bit, before zooming back out when she’d returned to facing him. “I think you’ve got a chance, Twilight,” he said with a smile. Twilight squealed, stomping her hooves in excitement.

“Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!” Twilight cheered.

“Just one thing. The commercial is on a beach, which means you’re gonna need to be in a bikini,” David said. Twilight’s cheering stopped, as she looked at him.

“A...a bikini?” she stuttered, as David nodded.

“Yeah. Whoever gets cast, Equestrian or human, has to have a great bikini body,” he continued. Twilight’s nerves immediately flared up. It wasn’t that she was self conscious of her body, per se, but...she was no Rarity. The white unicorn had shapely legs, trimmed fur, and a rump that wouldn’t quit. Hell, Twilight was no Pinkie Pie even. Her body wasn’t BAD looking, but compared to others she’d seen (Fleur De Lis’ body nearly made her eyes come out of her sockets, she was so gorgeous), well, Twilight was no model. She sighed, gathering her purse with her magic and heading for the door.

“Thank you for seeing me,” she said dejectedly.

“Hold on a second, Princess. Why so quick to leave? Is wearing a bikini that bad?” David asked.

Twilight sighed. “It’s not that I don’t WANT to wear one, it’s just...I don’t have the body for it. At all,” she said.

David smirked. “Well, why don’t you let me be the judge of that, hmm?” he asked. Twilight looked at him, then placed her purse back down onto the couch.

“Do you mind getting up on your hind legs for me?” David asked. Twilight nodded, standing up on her back legs and keeping her gaze to the floor. “Nice, nice. Now, do another 360 turn like that?” Twilight gulped, but slowly turned around, the blush on her cheeks intensifying as she could feel his gaze on her.

Again, when her rump was in view of the camera, David zoomed in. Smiling when she turned back around, he leaned back in his chair.

“Okay. You think you’re ready for me to see if you’ve got that bikini body?” he asked. Twilight said nothing, returning to all fours as her heart beat fast. David frowned, watching her. “You’re nervous, huh? Tell you what, if you take your sweater off, I’ll do the same with my shirt, that way you won’t feel so uncomfortable. How’s that sound?” he asked. Twilight’s blush deepened, but she nodded, returning to her hind legs and flaring up her horn. David held up a hand.
“You can’t take it off with your hooves?” he asked.

“No, no. I can,” Twilight said, reaching down to grip the hem of her sweater and slowly pulling it up her body. As it cleared her head, she dropped it to the ground, biting her bottom lip.

David whistled. “Not bad, Twilight. You look good,” he said, as his fingers worked to undo his buttons and slowly remove his shirt. Twilight couldn’t help but stare at his now shirtless torso. Calling him ‘broad’ was an understatement. He was extremely well toned, with defined pecs, built arms, and visible four pack abs. Twilight had to keep herself from drooling. Focus! She’s here for a job! David sat back down, and motioned at her.

“Good to keep going?” Twilight nodded, as he nodded at her. Gripping the top of her skirt, Twilight slowly pulled it down her legs. She could feel David’s gaze on her, as her skirt pooled at her hooves. Undoing her shoes, she stepped out of them and her skirt, then got back on all fours. Her tail twitched, as she could feel that her nether’s were wet. Sweet Celestia, she couldn’t be horny right now! She was in the middle of an interview. It certainly didn’t help that her interviewer was a delicious hunk. Said hunk smiled, nodding his head.

“Yup, it’s official, Twilight. You’ve got a KILLER body,” he said. The compliment did nothing to curb her horniness, if anything, it exasperated it. Grabbing the camera, David smirked. “Mind getting on your hind legs again so I can get some shots of you posing?” he asked, his tone husky.

Twilight nodded, immediately getting up onto her back legs again and striking a pose. One leg jutting forward, her left front hoof on her cutie-mark, her right front hoof in her mane, and giving off a look she’d thought she’d seen Rarity do once, hooded eyelids, slightly parted mouth, head angled back.

“Damn,” David said, as he clicked the camera a few times. Twilight’s tail swished, as she turned around so her back was to him, her tail up slightly, and her hooves on both sides of her flank. Her head was turned, so her lidded gaze could be seen. Sucking in air through his teeth, David snapped the camera some more. Oh, how she wished those slacks of his would come off.

Almost as if he could read her mind, she heard him put the camera back down on the desk, and then heard the clink of metal. Twilight turned, and gasped, as David unzipped his pants and pulled them down with his tight briefs, revealing his...impressive member. Oh fucking Tartarus, he was huge. Thick and cut, with a shock of coarse hair bordering it, Twilight gazed at his cock. David smirked, as he slowly started to approach the Alicorn Princess, who got back to four legs, which put her in DIRECT view of his slowly hardening dick. He ran his fingers through her mane, rubbing her ears a bit as he gazed down at her.

“You willing to do anything to get this part, Princess?” he asked. Twilight nodded, her eyes squeezed tightly, her mouth parted and her breathing heavy. Gripping her mane, David walked Twilight back to the desk. “Get on your fucking haunches,” he growled. Twilight immediately obeyed, as David wasted no time shoving his cock into her parted mouth. She gasped at first at the foreign sensation, before slowly sliding her tongue around his shaft. He groaned, stroking her mane, as her tail swished from side to side. Slowly moving her head back and forth, Twilight opened her eyes to see David holding the camera above her. There was a brief moment of hesitation, before she went back to sucking his cock.

“Fuck yeah. You’ve got an amazing mouth, Twilight,” David moaned, as the Equestrian moaned herself. Getting a good grip on her mane again, David thrust forward and shoved his dick fully down Twilight’s throat. The Alicorn gasped, gagging a bit, as her eyes rolled back. She knew she was soaked now. After a few seconds, David pulled out and held his cock on her face, slapping her with it. “You really want this job?” he asked.

“Yes, so badly,” she said, placing wet kisses down his shaft. Twilight reached up and wrapped a hoof around David’s dick, and started rubbing and stroking it, which earned her a groan from the man.

“Fuck, yeah. Bad enough that you’d let me fuck that purple flank?” he asked. Twilight kissed the head of his cock and nodded.

“Yes. Absolutely,” she whimpered. David pulled away from her, and place the camera back onto the desk, angled at the couch.

“Bend over and arch that sexy flank,” he ordered. Twilight nodded, moving to the couch and climbing onto it. Her front hooves holding the top of the couch, she arched her back, as her tail parted and her back hooves stood on the floor. David smacked her flank, eliciting a moan from the horny Alicorn, as he gripped both cheeks of her ass. “You’re fucking drenched. Probably don’t need any lube to take my cock, huh?” he taunted. Twilight shook her head, her tail twitching and her rump shaking a bit.

“No! Please, David. Don’t tease me!” she moaned.

“Mmm. I really need to hear you want it, baby. Beg for my cock,” he said.

“I need it. I need your cock in my wet pussy, David. Shove that big human cock of yours in me and pound my hole!” she moaned. David chuckled, smacking her flank again, as he angled his cockhead at Twilight’s entrance. Then, with no more pretense, he shoved into her fully.

“OH SWEET FUCKING STARSWIRL, YES! IT’S EVEN BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT!!!” Twilight screamed, as David started thrusting slowly. Gripping her tail he began a steady rhythm.

“Mmm. You’re a loud little thing, aren’t you? You been with a human before, slut?” he growled.

Twilight shook her head fast. “No. No! You’re my...ooh fuck...my first human. Oh, blessed Luna, your cock is amazing,” the Alicorn panted as she met David’s thrusts with her own. He chuckled, smacking her flank again as he let go of her tail.

“Mmm. Would you be upset at not being my first Equestrian?” he asked, pulling her head back by her mane, receiving a guttural moan from Twilight.

“A sexy fucking hunk like you, I’d assume the mares would be all over you.”

David chuckled as he picked up the pace of his thrusts, slamming into Twilight’s soaking wet snatch!

“YES!!! HARDER, BABY!! PLEASE!!!WRECK MY FUCKING PURPLE PUSSY!!!”

David grit his teeth as he reached back to grab the camera. Holding it up, he kept it focused on Twilight’s bouncing flank.

“Fuck yeah, Twilight. I’m pretty sure you just shot up the ranks for the part,” he said. Twilight moaned in response, her hind legs shaking and her pussy dripping.

Her tongue lolled out and a blissful smile on her face, Twilight inched ever closer to the edge. David smacked her flank again, and she bent her neck, looking back at the sexy beast who was fucking the living daylights out of her. Oh, fucking Celestia, she was close. Biting her lip, she mewled.

“David?! Ooh, David?! I’m gonna cum!!” David immediately pulled out and spun Twilight so she was laying on the couch. Pushing her legs into the air, David started to furiously rub her pussy. Twilight moaned at the feeling of his fingers gliding across her folds, before arching her back and screaming at the top of her lungs, squirting her juices all over the camera and the floor. Before she’d even come down from her high, David pushed her back onto all fours and shoved his cock back into her throat, fucking it hard and fast.

“Fuck yeah. You’re a little human cock-slut aren’t you, Princess?” David growled, as he thrust deep in her throat. Twilight nodded, moaning and gagging. “Mm. You wanna be a human cum-slut too?” he asked, pulling out of the Alicorn’s throat. Twilight nodded, panting breathlessly and coughing once, as David gripped her head to look into the camera. “Say it out loud, you little purple whore.”

“Fuck, I wanna be a human cum-slut! I wanna swallow it. I wanna be covered in it. I wanna drink all that hot human cum so badly,” Twilight moaned, as David shoved his cock back into her throat. Placing the camera down so Twilight was angled from the side, David grabbed two fistfuls of her mane and slammed hard and deep in her throat. It didn’t take long before he was groaning and stroking his cock, pulling out of Twilight’s mouth.

“Keep your fucking mouth open and your tongue out,” he growled, as he stroked his cock to completion. Twilight moaned as hot strands of his sticky cum hit her face and her open mouth, as David groaned. After finally expending himself, he grabbed the camera one more time and shot Twilight cleaning his cock. His cum was all over her face and in her mane, a string of it dangling off her muzzle. He pulled her away, and gently slapped his softening cock onto her face. “What are you?” David asked.

“A human cum-slut,” Twilight giggled. David chuckled, turning off the camera and pulling away, panting.

“Whew. You went above and beyond, Princess. Check your mailbox in a week and you’ll get the results of your interview,” he said.

Twilight smiled widely, the cum still on her face. “Thank you so much,” she said, panting just as hard as him.

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ONE WEEK LATER

Pinkie Pie trotted through the racks of her favorite adult store, looking for new fun toys she and her boyfriend could use. Tony was a creative sort, as was she. It’s what made them the perfect match. The sex was mind-blowing also. Humming a little ditty, Pinkie freely grabbed various items from the fetish aisle, boxes of condoms (XL size of course), a few different vibrators, and a package of fishnet stockings. She giggled, remembering when she’d come to her boyfriend in just those and nothing else. Needless to say, she couldn’t walk for the next few days. Finally, she headed for the DVDs. It was always fun to see the hot girls trying to make it big, and with Equestria joining the human world, there was a mix of Equestrian and human performers.

Her eyes scanned the DVDs, before stopping at the ‘Casting Couch’ videos. Ooh, she loved those. However, as she looked through them, she immediately stopped.

There, front and center, was Twilight. Her ass was to the camera, her head was turned with a lidded gaze and she was holding onto the sides of her flank. On the side of the box were screenshots of her from the video. One with a cock shoved down her throat, one of her squirting, and finally one of her drenched in cum. Pinkie was shocked, picking up the DVD and reading the back.

Princess Twilight Sparkle styles herself as a book worm, but she didn’t realize she’d come to a fake interview. Thinking she was there for a bikini commercial audition, this purple slut didn’t take much to get undressed. Once she was, she eagerly gobbled down her first human cock, before begging to get her little pussy stuffed. Moaning like a bitch in heat, she screamed and squirted all over the camera. It all comes to a head when the Alicorn whore begs for human cum and gets covered in it.

There was no way. This had to be a trick. Placing the DVD in her bag, she glanced one more time at the title.

PRINCESS TWILIGHT: UNCENSORED

Author's Note

I...have no explanation for this story. Nothing inspired it, it’s not based on anything. It just...materialized out of the ether. So...enjoy, I guess?