Leon & Parker: Boutique Bothers
Leon & Parker: Boutique Bothers
FA-WUMP!
“Yikes!” cried Leon as he felt his body slam hard onto a very soft surface.
RUSTLE
“Leon?” the ebon dragon’s twin brother, Parker, moaned from his bed. “Keep it down. I made the whole ‘Mecha Monster Of Nightmare’ up.”
Leon opened his green eyes and started to look about to verify that he was in his room. Though, at the same time, he wondered why his brother was in his room. Parker always messed up his models and action figures. He’d have never let Parker sleep in his room…
…Unless this wasn’t his room!
RUSTLE-CRINKLE-SLIP
Leon rolled out of his bed to find that he was lying on a plush couch that was separated from a matching couch by a coffee table.
“Sweetie Belle?” called out a sing-song voice. “What are you up to in my relaxation room?”
The purple-bellied dragon pulled himself up to take in the room he and, apparently, his brother were now in. It certainly wasn’t his bedroom and definitely not any room within their caretaker, Nixi’s, house.
THWUP
PUFF
FWISH-FWISH
“Leon!” growled Parker. “Give me back my blankie!”
Leon’s pink ear fins jolted upon being hit with such an accusation.
“I did not take your blankie!” he growled back. “You aren’t even in your room!”
Parker’s eyes opened as he turned to see his twin standing on the other side of the coffee table separating their couches.
“What do you mean?” he asked.
“Sweetie Belle!” called a very cultured, female voice. “You know I don’t have time for any of your silly games!”
Leon put a claw on his dinosaur-print, disposable diaper and gave it a tug. There was something very familiar about that voice. Something he knew he had heard before and it resulting in a lot of unwanted embarrassment.
“Sweetie Belle?” growled Parker. “I’m nobody’s sweetie belle.”
“Sweetie Belle!” a white-coated Unicorn snapped in a most lady-like way. “You know better than to…”
CRINKLE-THWUMP
Leon fell onto his padded posterior as he now remembered the pony from a previous trip he did not intend to make. However, unlike before, his brother was with him, too.
“Oh!” the purple-haired pony gasped. “I feel as if we met before. However, more to the point, what are you and, uh, the other you doing in my boutique?”
Parker was not a fan of being compared to his twin brother.
“I should be asking the questions,” he snapped while getting off the couch and showing off his dragon-print disposable diaper. “Send us home right now!”
The Unicorn thought for a moment.
“Well, dearie,” she defended. “I’m afraid my magic is more for fashion than transportation.”
Leon noticed this room’s only exit was where the mare was standing.
“Can you take us to that crystal castle place?” he asked as his memories from his previous visit to Equestria surfaced. “I think that purple one with the wings knows how to get us home.”
The pony thought for a moment.
“Sorry, darlings,” she replied. “Twilight no longer lives there.”
Parker had enough of this going nowhere discussion and decided to charge his way out of the room.
FASHING
“What?” the twin of Leon panicked while his body was levitated in the air.
“Manners!” the mare chastised. “I can most surely get Twilight to come here and help you return to The Dragon lands. However it will take some time and, well, perhaps you can help me with something to pass the time?”
“No way!” snarled Parker as he tried to fight against the levitational hold that the Unicorn had upon him.
“Deal,” stated Leon as he walked alongside his cranky sibling. “But first you get the message to Spike.”
The mare gave a confused look.
“You mean Twilight?” she asked. “She’s the one with all the magic. Spikey-Wikey is her assistant and Ambassador Of Friendship.”
Leon blushed as his brother continued to flail and move in ways that challenged the 360-degree fit of his disposable diaper.
“Yeah,” he nervously stated while tugging at his dino diaper. “Call her and then we’ll help.”
SHOO!
RUSTLE-THUNK
“Ow,” moaned Parker as the magical hold upon him was broken and he flopped onto his padded bottom upon the carpeted floor.
***
Both Leon and Parker felt a bit embarrassed as they walked through a very vibrantly colored town as ponies, dragons, griffons, kirin, and hippogriffs all gave their strange garments a look of bewilderment. However the looks were usually short-lived as they realized who the little dragons were walking with.
***
Parker and Leon were feeling extremely bashful as the Unicorn, who they learned was named Rarity, went into the local post office and asked the wall-eyed Mail Mare to deliver a message via ‘Next Hour Air’ to Princess Twilight Sparkle. The mail mare seemed a bit ditzy, but she seemed eager to do her duty before summoning out another employee to cover the desk while she went about the task.
***
After another awkward walk from the post office to the boutique, Parker and Leon found themselves now standing in a room filled with large pony dolls draped in various garments.
“Okay,” beamed Rarity as she secured the room with her magic. “Message sent and privacy secured. Now you two can help me in breaking into the business of making clothing for the dragons of The Dragon lands.”
The brothers looked at each other with mutually concerned looks.
FWIP
SHOO
“Whoa!” cried Leon as he was snatched up in a blue aura and moved about for the Unicorn’s fashion-focused eyes to scrutinize.
“You’ll be just darling for trying this out for me!” she announced while her aura took hold of a onesie-like garment that was tucked away in a bin labelled ‘Dragon Lands’.
“Ungh,” the ebon dragon moaned as he felt the onesie, which was definitely not a onesie, cover his torso and midsection in, to him, best resembled the shrink-wrap of one of his mech figures Nixi would buy him at the store.
Parker snickered as the outline of his brother’s diaper was beyond visible as a result of the tight-clinging onesie the white Unicorn put his brother into.
Leon’s cheeks flushed as he almost felt like he was going to be unable to breathe if the pink, crotch-flap lacking onesie stayed on him for too long. Though the real concern was whether the embarrassment of being in such a totally revealing onesie would kill him with embarrassment from his brother before he asphyxiated.
SHWEE
PLOMF
FSHOo
FWOOF
Leon was let down onto the floor where he, outside of his head, arms, and legs, couldn’t move his body at all. The extremely tight onesie-like garment hugged him in a way that made him feel more like an action figure with multiple points of articulation instead of a baby dragon. Regardless, he wasn’t going to be going anywhere anytime soon.
“Hmm,” thought Rarity while bringing parker before her. “It would seem my knowledge of dragon anatomy isn’t quite where it needs to be yet. I’ll have to study more of what clothing I can find from them while uncovering other fabrics that will not burn away when they jump and swim in that rancid-smelling lava.”
CRACK-SNAP
CRACK-SNAP
“Hey!” cried Parker as his dragon-print, disposable diaper was removed from around his waist. “Have you no shame!”
“Oh, darling,” she laughed while inspecting the various features of the garment the twin baby dragon was wearing. “I’ll give it back after I get a better look at how this is able to fit and what gives it such a fit.”
It was now Leon’s turn to laugh, although it was strained, as his levitated brother placed his hands over his midsection.
“Not funny, Leon!” barked Parker. “She’s lucky I don’t have to go potty right now!”
Rarity was too busy extracting ‘samples’ of all the fabrics that comprised Parker’s diaper.
“It’s like a diaper…,” she thought while using her red-rimmed glasses to give each part a deeper look. “Though how is it able to fit so well and look so fashionable?”
“Give it back!” demanded Parker.
FASHOO
SLIP-SNAP
The flailing, levitated dragon got a small taste of what Leon was dealing with as a thin white cloth was stretched over his midsection and its waistband snapped around his lower-belly to make a firm fit.
“Underwear!” he shrieked. “I hate underwear!”
“Most creatures don’t wear clothing, darling,” she said without taking her attention away from gathering ‘samples’ of the various fibers that made up Parker’s diaper. “Though, if you must be fussy, I thought trying out these colt coverings would be suitable to you.”
“Well,” burned Parker. “They’re not!”
“You two must be new to Ponyville,” she stated in a semi-condescending way. “Though, now that I think of it, where are your parents? I know Spike always had Twilight around to make sure he was keeping out of trouble.”
Leon was doing his best to shimmy his way towards the door to escape when a sudden burst of light appeared.
SHWEE-OO
CHING
“Pardon me,” a white Unicorn with a blue mane stated upon walking through a mysterious portal that disappeared as quickly as it had appeared. “Please kindly return my children to me.”
Rarity was aghast at the sight of the mysterious invader.
“I have learned to not trust any creature who seems to come out of nowhere!” the fashion-focused Unicorn proclaimed. “You’re messing with the Element Of Generosity!”
PASHEW!
FYOO-FYOO
FWOOSH-GALLOP-GALLOP
The interplanar pony found herself unable to move as a very form-fitting, spandex swimsuit squeezed into her barrel.
“Ugh…,” she pouted while lighting her horn to loosen the fabric trapping her. “And it’s enchanted to boot, too.”
***
Rarity, upon galloping into her secure ‘Inspiration Room’, engaged all the magical locks she had before dropping both Parker and Leon upon the ground.
“Hopefully that holds until twilight gets here,” she panicked while using her magic to grab at any clothing she could to disguise the boys. “I may not be able to teleport, but I am definitely a master of disguise!”
“But!” the brothers tried to plead before they were enveloped in an assortment of clothes.
Leon, on top of the constricting swimsuit, was now clad in a froo-froo ballerina outfit. It went well with the pink, constricting, diaper-bulge showing swimsuit but made him burn red from embarrassment of how, yet again, this particular pony had made him into her own ‘fashion experiment’.
Parker’s outcome was not much better as he found himself in a prim-and-proper dress with a skirt that fell below his knees.
FYOO
PWUMPF-PWUMPF
Rarity hastily used her magic to position both children atop two of the manikins while using a mild binding spell to keep them from moving.
“Okay,” she said. “Hopefully this buys us enough time for-”
SPLINTER-SPLINTER
CRACK-ASH
“My boys, please,” glared the mysterious Unicorn as she looked about the room.
FYOO
“Ah!” the invader groaned as a blindfold was magically put around her eyes.
“I may lack the magical power of Twilight,” Rarity called from the opposite side of the room where she had ‘stored’ the boys. “However she’ll be here soon enough to put you in your place alongside those terrible creatures in the gardens of Canterlot!”
The Unicorn, who was far more than a Unicorn, figured it was time to stop pretending to be ‘just a Unicorn’ and resolve this matter before things got any further out-of-hoof.
CRACK-CRACK-SIZZLE
ZAP-SWOOM
PACHOO!
The anti-magic swimsuit Rarity had put the Unicorn in was quickly reduced to a pile of stretchy fibers, the blindfold torn away, and Leon and parker both teleported to her side without any of the garments on them aside from Leon’s diaper and Parker’s briefs.
“Momma Nixi!” cheered Leon. “Oh, thank you for saving us!”
“can we just leave?” griped Parker upon realizing he wanted nothing more to do with the underwear he had been put in.
“Sure, sweeties,” Nixi replied with a smile. “Though I have one last thing to do before we go.”
***
FA-PWUMF
“Oof!” gasped Leon as he found himself falling onto something soft. However, due to how worried and alert he still was, he quickly checked his surroundings and found that he was now back in his room with Parker laying on the floor in a pile of costumes.
***
Nixi watched from a crack in the bedroom door as Leon calmed himself, decided on not bothering to kick his brother out, and went to sleep believing that it was all a dream based on how he and Parker must have gotten carried away in putting on their latest play for their favorite caretaker.
“That’s it,” she cooed while closing the door the rest of the way. “It was all just a dream.”
***
Meanwhile, back in Ponyville, Rarity found herself having a lot of explaining to do upon being found by Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, and The Cutie mark Crusaders.
“Rarity,” baffled the cyan-colored Pegasus. “If you are expecting one of us to change you, I’m afraid that’s not part of my job description of being a Wonderbolt.”
Rarity had a bonnet in her mane, a pacifier in her mouth, and a very thick, blue, disposable diaper around her rump that was covered with pictures of Spike’s face.”
Applejack removed her hat and tried to hide her laughter through it covering her face.
“Was this a ‘Reveal Party’ emergency!” squeed Pinkie Pie.
“Oh, my,” blushed Fluttershy.
Apple Bloom and Scootaloo all laughed as Sweetie Belle put her hoof over her face.
“Rarity,” Sweetie sighed. “Please tell me this isn’t your latest fashion statement.”
THUCKLE
Twilight blushed as all that could be heard from the fashion-focused pony was the crinkling of her diaper and suckling of her pacifier.
“I think it is safe to assume there’s no real danger here,” she stated as her mane flowed majestically with ethereal elegance. “Though, as I’ve come all this way, perhaps sweetie belle and I should stick around and, uh, sort things out?”
Rarity gave the most adorable pout as, even after Twilight managed to get the pacifier out of her mouth, there was no way she’d believe a thing that happened over the past few hours.
