Owlor Gets Some

Derpy finished on Overdonefictions' dead body. She didn't even talk to him. She just cut off his head with a chainsaw and came all over his body. She couldn't think of why she didn't really care about meeting him, but he didn't seem like an interesting fellow anyways.

Derpy got another e-mail. This time it was a story about her having sex with Owlor. Odd. She sent the user the link, and waited.

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"Ahh yes. I'm going to have Owlor tear up that gorgeous gray plot *slurping noises*"

Lucy looked around his not-that-bad looking room in his not-that-bad looking house. It didn't look bad. The walls weren't painted, and the carpet was beige, but Luce had hung a poster of Freddy Mercury above his bed, so all was good. Luce turned back to his story, getting ready to add on the finishing touches.

Lucefudu got a message before he even finished writing the story. A message from an anonymous user. Lucy checked the message, containing a link. The link was so tempting, the text displaying "click here for free cookie!" he just couldn't help but click it.

Luce heard a noise and saw his disk tray had opened. Inside the tray was a cookie! Luce quickly picked up the cookie and was suddenly teleported!

Luce found that he had lost his cookie, but had arrived in what looked to be a Waffle House bathroom. Luce had a bad feeling, considering that Owlor's dead body lay on the floor, and he remembered what happened last time he was in a Waffle House bathroom. He decided he should just leave that there, so he left.

Outside the bathroom, Luce walked up to the counter, manned by a pony, and ordered some loaded hash browns. Luce went and sat at a sticky table, since that was the best table he could find, and waited for his hash browns. They were brought to him by another pony along with a plastic fork. Lucy thanked the pony and took his hash browns.

Lucy was aware he was in Equestria, but he wasn't surprised. He knew he would be chosen to be transported there one day, and now it had happened. He looked outside and saw Derpy Hooves, as well as the dead body of Overdonefictions. She waved at him, dropped a chainsaw,  and then flew off. He saw her dick and thought "I knew it." and then continued eating his hash browns.

A loud, mechanical, noise sounded from outside. Lucy looked out the window and saw Derpy in a tank. Luce made a face and Derpy grinned at him. Then Luce exploded. Derpy came. The end. YAY!