The Magicless Adventures of Anon

You follow for another few miles hike through the woods. You make small talk along the way and gain some useful information. Firstly, that this is the Everfree forest located in the country known as Equestria. You learn that not just talking zebras exist here, but also many creatures such as yacks and ponies that live here talk as well.

The more you talk about this place and the more Zecora denies hearing about countries like South Africa, America, China, and England; the more you grow certain that this is not Earth. Then the biggest bombshell yet is revealed.

“… So, you see, magical creatures like the Timberwolves have adapted to look like the trees.”

“Wait, magical creatures!?!”

Zecora looks at you puzzled.

“Yes, though they do not all thrive, Like the unicorns and dragons, they have innated magical abilities they use to survive.” Zecora states in a matter of fact way.

Ok, you don’t think she is lying to you… but magic? Unicorns and dragons? Those were myths on earth at best. Now you hear that they are commonplace here!

As you contemplate the new realizations about this world, you find yourself in front of a tree with bottles and masks splayed about with a door and windows built into the trunk.

“Why not CUM inside? In my house, I take some pride.”

Zecora says with a smile. You think you just herd emphasis placed on the ‘come’ part. Also, you swear you saw Zecora move her tail to the side and keep it out of the way of your view… did, did she just wink at you, and not with just her eye.

“Um, Zecora... I’m flattered and all, but I…”

“Did I perhaps mistake your tail? I thought you were male.”

“I am not interested in doing anyth…”

Zecora interrupts you with a raised hoof, while replacing her tail, and glancing at your flaccid manhood. “Very well, that I can tell. I meant no harm, I thought I could calm your heart with my charm.”

“Thank you for understanding”

You say in relief. You did not intend to offend. She did save you after all. Heh, you just rhymed in your head. I guess this time walking with her has rubbed off on you.

“Think of it not. Though it would have been hot… “ Zecora whispers the second half and you barely make it out.

“How may I help out, one who is so stout, calm their heart?”

You ponder for a bit. “Hmm, well, having a way to get some clothes, a way that is less sexual to repay you, and more knowledge of this world would help me calm down some, I hope.”

“If that is what you desire, then I know just the ponies you may hire.”

“I appreciate that Zecora, but as you noticed, I have no money or anything to trade.”

“That is not entirely true, you have some things that are unique to you.”

You gesture to go on, then when Zecora gives you an inquisitive look, you realize that the gesture may not be the same here and ask her to continue.

After some rhyming exposition, you learn that Zecora has some pony friends that would love to learn about you and that would make her happy as well. Secondly, she notes that one of the ponies is very learned and another runs a boutique so you may get a chance for some new clothes as well as learn about this world and its inhabitants.

“It is decided. Now let us rest, for tomorrow will require our best.”

“Wait, Zecora? Why did that sound ominous? Zecora?!?”

Zecora goes into her room and smiles at you while closing the door. “Good night and sleep tight” is the last thing you hear before the door shuts and you are left alone in her living room.