The Magicless Adventures of Anon

After Jacks heads back to her stand you take the time to add her name to “The List” scroll Twi-force gave you.

“What ya doing Bro?” You hear blurt out from behind you. Quickly you roll up the scroll, take a deep breath and turn around to see Rain-Bro. “Not much, you?”

“Hmm,” She narrows her eyes then shrugs, “just flying around. Seen Jacks come out of an ally with my Bro traveling behind. Anything I need to keep quit to Twilight about?”

“Nope, just a friendly talk.” She rolls her eyes. “Mhmm, not the kind of ‘friendly talk’ where you buck her brains out? Right… Come on, details Bro! Was she tight?”

“Not what happened Rain-Bro! Being for real here.”

“Yeah, yeah, sure! But you know? I could smell how excided she was after... No need to lie to me, BRO!”

You blink a few times and Rain-Bro seems hurt. “I did not have sex with her, she was telling me to not eat apples in front of her as it was turning her on.”

Rain-Bro stood there for a few seconds, then her jaw dropped. “I-I-I need to go buy some apples!”

Before she could zoom off, you grab her by the tip of her wing muscles and twist.

“OW! Owowowowow, WHY?!?”

“You just accused me of having sex with one of Twi-forces best friends behind her back and you expect me to forgive you without an apology!?! To put it in terms you will understand, BUCK THAT! Now, explain why I shouldn’t make you fly crooked for a week! BRO!”

“S-Sorry! I-I just wasn’t thinking straight, okay? When I saw Her going out of the alley, and it smelt like, like… I just lost my cool, so, sorry…”

“’Her’? You weren’t upset about thinking I was cheating… you were upset about who you THOUGHT I was cheating with!” Her face goes pale.

“N-No, I wasn’t…”

“NOW who’s lying? You have a thing for Jacks, don’t you!?!”

“O-Okay! Fine, I love AJ, happy!?!”

“R-Really?”

Rain-Bro pulls her wing back from your now looser grip. “~sigh~ …yeah…”

“Since when?”

“Since the first time she beat me. She was so strong, so fast, so confident, so sweaty, so, so SEXY! …I didn’t even know I liked mares like that until her. Sure, I experimented here or there, but I had a coltfriend at the time. I didn’t understand that despite sex feeling good; I never really liked him for him. He was a good flyer, and a good friend, but when I had to talk about relationship stuff, or a family, or even look at him during, I just, wasn’t that into it.

I broke up with him soon after. Poor stallion cried his eyes out. ~sigh~ He was always so Marely for the most part, but when emotions were involved, well, he was still a stallion about it.

After that, I started to try to get to know AJ better, but I found out she only liked stallions. In particular, her strong, well muscled brother. So, I started working out. Tried to get even more fit and win against AJ more, thought that maybe, just maybe, I could turn her… That was dumb of me.

Then, I found out about you Anon. Now, don’t take this the wrong way, but you are the Marely-est stallion I have ever met! You seem to be the epitome of what you described as a ‘Bro’. I-I don’t want to scare you or anything, but I think that ‘Bro’s are pretty Hot! It’s like you’re a mare, but with a dick! I thought, you were exactly who I needed to forget about AJ. You may even be interested in me, for me!

But by the time I realized how I felt, I was too late. You hooked up with Twi and became her coltfriend. It wasn’t fare! I want a Marely partner; I don’t care if they need a strap-on to buck me or have a dick! I want some-creature who loves me for me, who won't back down from roughhousing; who I don't need to have foal gloves on to talk about how I feel without hurting their feelings. I want some-creature who I can trust my back too, who I can really make love too without hurting them! Anon, I really wanted that to be you!"

"... Rainbow, I..."

"Yet...I'm too late... I'm the fastest flyer in the world, but I was too slow to realize...

To make it all worse, as I was just trying to get over you.... hating myself for wanting you to break up with Twi, my good friend, I smell Aj’s aroused scent at full blast over Ponyville. I follow it, and I see both of you coming out of a secluded place with AJ smelling like she just got rutted with how thick her arousal was. I lost it! The worst thing I could imagine, both of you together, without me. Never having another chance or even hope of being with at least one of you! I knew that if you two, as great as you both are, became a couple. You would never break up! Your both so awesome that you would never need anypony else! You would be the Ultimate power cupule and I would be alone for ever... or stuck with Gilda!”

After pouring her heart out too you, Rain-Bro scrunched her mussel as she held back some tears and shook her head. “I-I gotta go!"

She dodges your attempts to hold her back, and this time manages to fly, way before you could stop her.

Just great, now you have two confessions too think about today… Fuck Monday Mornings! You sigh and go back home to drop off your groceries before heading to work.

After Work:

“…So, Rainbow Dash has a crush on you and Apple Jack? Plus, they both confessed to you their feelings before leaving?” You nod.

“~Sigh~ Ok, we can work with this… but this is going to take some consideration. We should take our time to get to know all of the creatures we maybe interested in a little better before making our choices. Especially with friends like Rainbow. She can act tough, but these are delicate issues, and she could really be hurt if this is handled poorly. Sex is one thing, but love is an immensely powerful source of magic here, so let’s take this slow.”

“I agree, though, I guess I am still affected by one of the magics here.” You snuggle up closer to Twi.

“I’m glad it’s that one.” She leans into your embrace.

Twi leans in and kisses you tenderly. Soon, you can feel the frog of her hoof gently massage your inner thigh.

“Just remember, three tries and I’m done. I have to help Fluttershy tomorrow and I need to be able to wake up before noon and walk.” She smiles as she puts her front hooves on the table. “I’ve been a bad little pony Mister Anon! Isn’t there ANYTHING I can do to avoid detention?!?” You feel love and lust well up inside you for your marefriend