Author's Note

Adult Situations Below (NSFW)

Chapter 6: So, You’re Not Normal? (WARNING - Adult Situations)

Several hours pass by as you trade information with Princess Twilight.

“So, your saying that your kind started with rubbing sticks together to make fire and is now capable of flying to the moon and back, all without the use of any magic?!?”

“Yup, and your telling me that you have traveled though time itself with your magic?”

“Yes, though I am a little disappointed how calmly you are taking this.”

“On Earth, there are many books about fantasy. Recently, there has even been a large influx of such books involving traveling to other worlds or dimensions where magic is real. So, I’m trying to take it in stride. If I didn’t, I would likely be freaking out right now. hahaha.”

“While that would have seemed more normal to me, this makes it easier to keep learning new things.”

Klip clop klip clop, you hear small hoofs tapping their way down the corridor towards the room.

“It sounds like one of my other friends have finally arrived!” Just then, the door slams open with a pony standing the approximate same height as Zecora yet slightly smaller than Twilight prancing into the room. The pony has a purple curled mane and tail with white fur, blue eyes, and a horn. It has a horn and a butt tattoo similar to Twilight, though not the wings. Must be a unicorn.

“Twilight, darling! Sorry, for not coming sooner but you had mentioned the need for making a completely new design, so I just had, too… Wow…” The new pony sounds like a stereotype of a New York housewife in an old sitcom.

“Hello Rarity! Thank you for coming over to help!” Twilight hides a giggle behind a hoof at her friend’s reaction to me.

“This is Anon. HE, is a Hyumane.” Twilight declares, putting emphasis on the ‘he’.

“Hello Rarity, thank you in advance for your help with my clothing. And, Twilight, it’s pronounced Hue, like a color, and man, like ‘an’ with an ‘M’ sound in front. Human.”

“Oh! A gentle-colt! Well darling, let’s not waste any more time. Please stand over there.”

You get up and stand where you were directed. Trying your best to not notice as 2 sets of eyes seem fixated on your flaccid member’s bobbing as you walk, like cats following a toy.

“Now hold still, please” After a few minutes of general measurements, “Arg! Why?!?” You here and look down only to note that there is a glowing ball of energy passing through your hand repeatedly. Oddly enough, you don’t even feel the ball passing through you. You look over at Rarity only to see she has her eyes focused on your hands and her tongue is sticking out of one side of her mouth with her brow furrowed. You look over at Twilight for help, only to realize the Princess is manically taking notes.

“Um, do you want me to move my hand somewhere?” They both freeze like children caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

After a few seconds of awkward silence, you here a quiet, “yes please…” from Rarity. You raise your arms into a T pose for easier measuring and after another few minutes of measuring, she stops again. You look down, only to see the very intent gaze of Rarity staring at your flaccid penis.

She looks up with a quick, “Ep!” when she notices your gaze. “U-um, darling… I am ever so flattered by the offer, b-but I have work to do, so…” you look at her confused as to what she means, “S-So, if you would be so kind as to t-try to, I don’t know, think about sports or whatever you colts do… do to reduce the s-size back into your sheath?” Your eyes widen at the shocking realization of what she is asking and what she seems to be implying. Freaking horse world logic… You sigh, “Um, yeah, sorry Rarity. That, that is not an erection and humans don’t have sheaths.”

“No Bucking WAY!” you hear from Twilight, a very uncharacteristic outburst if the last few hours are any indication.

Rarity looks up at you like you just claimed you cum tastes like sherbet. “Darling, I know that it can be embarrassing to, to have an erection in public, but I don’t believe lying is a...”

You raise a hand to cut her off, “I’m not. Its just how humans are, and it is another reason I prefer wearing clothes.”

“B-but, does that mean it gets, ~GULP~, b-bigger? It is slightly shorter than most stallions, I am sorry to admit, but it is easily one of the thicker ones! It also has a fascinating, almost mushroom shape.”

“Can, Can we not talk about my penis in such detail? But, yes, it does get bigger.”

“W-Will, will you show us? P-Please?” You here Twilight almost whisper from behind the scroll she was writing on.

“Nope.”, “B-But Darling.” “Nope! Besides Rarity, you said you wanted it flaccid for measuring, right?” “Well, y-yes…” “So measure and please get this over with.” “~Sigh~ Fine.” Rarity finally relents. After a few quick and uncomfortable measurements, that Twilight is likely recording, she says she has what she needs to make me some clothes.

“Any requests dear?”

“Hmm, I need some underwear, boxers would be preferred, a t-shirt, and some pants. Though it would be nice to have some socks and shoes, I am ok with sandals in the meantime.”

“I-I am afraid I do not know any of those cloths besides the shirt and s-socks. Also, is it not a little early to think about nightwear like socks? Should we not focus on more essentials? Not that they would not look ravishing on you darling.”

“Um, where I come from, we wear clothing all the time; and most do not find socks to be, nightwear.”

“Sounds amazing…” Twilight hums, then she lets out another ~EAP~ and hides behind her scroll. You were starting to get curious how blushes work with all that fur covering their face, but you decide it’s probably magic and leave it at that.

“Hmm, Twilight, may I use a quill and parchment?”

“S-sure.” She says and levitates a spare set to you. You aren’t much of an artist, but you can draw basic shapes. You draw out the clothes you want and give Rarity an explanation.

Rarities eyes are sparkling as she does this little happy dance on the tips of her hooves.

“I shall get to work right away!” She declares while running off with your drawing in her magical grip.

After she leaves, you spend more time telling Twilight about humans, learn more about this land’s customs, etc. until Zecora returns with full saddle bags.
After some discussion, it is decided you will temporarily live with Spike and Twilight until you can finish your cultural exchange, get clothes, find work, and get a place of your own. Darn these ponies are generous.