Carpe Noctem

by PuzzlingInsanity

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Self Insert, Porn, Sex, Filthy Rich, Profanity
Length: 1860

Filthy Rich makes a deal with his favorite porn star.

After a brutal confrontation between his wife and his favorite porn star, Filthy Rich strikes a bargain with the latter.

Partially inspired by a confrontation I got into at a Walmart.

Published 2020-08-03 02:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-08-03 02:10:00 UTC

Deal with the Devil

The air was warm that summer day, and all of Ponyville was out and about, reveling in the beauty of the summer. Throughout town, Puzzling Insanity casually went about her shopping, seemingly oblivious to the stallions ogling her. As she entered Barnyard Bargains, she didn’t notice that a few stallions were sniffing the air as she passed.

The owner and proprietor of Barnyard Bargains, a middle-aged stallion named Filthy Rich, immediately recognized her. “By Celestia’s mane, it’s Pandora Boxxx,” he muttered under his breath. Puzzling turned, her ears perking up. Filthy gasped and covered his mouth, only to notice the smirk on the mare’s face.

“I assume you’re a fan of my work?” Puzzling inquired, her left hand on her hip.

“Do pardon me, ma’am,” Filthy Rich apologized. “Got a little starstruck for a moment. Not everyday somepony comes face to face with a porn star.”

“WHAT?!” screeched a mare’s voice. Filthy Rich’s wife, Spoiled Rich, stormed over and got in Puzzling’s pierced face. “This pariah? A porn star?! Listen here, you walking tub of cellulite, I don’t care what anypony may tell you; you are a disgusting whore and a sorry excuse for a mare! I know my husband watches your vile garbage, and it’s deplorable, disgusting, degrading and depraved! Go back to stuffing your hideous face, you overweight harlot.”

Puzzling glared at Spoiled for a moment, then grabbed her by the hair. “Now that you’ve spewed your venom, you’re gonna listen to me and listen good, bitch. What’s degrading to you is empowering to me, and pleasing others makes me happy, clearly something you struggle to understand. You have a lot of fucking nerve calling me overweight when you’re starting to get a double chin. I may be overweight, but at least I get your husband off better than you do without touching him. And I bet your husband’s filthiest fantasies are filled to the brim with me, not an unpleasant dried-up old cunt like you. Get the fuck out of my way and let me go about my business or so help me Faust, I will sink my fangs into your neck and drain your vascular system like a juice box.”

With that, Puzzling bared her razor sharp teeth and hissed angrily, the points of her fangs glistening with saliva. Spoiled Rich could have sworn she saw the fiery depths of Hell blazing in the porn star's olive yellow eyes. For the first time in her life, the gold digger felt genuine terror building up in her black heart. As soon as the single mare released her grip on the married mare's hair, the latter skittered away like a mouse.

Filthy Rich, having seen the display of rage, went pale in the face. “M-miss Pandora,” he stammered, “please forgive my wife's atrocious behavior. I swear on my life I will do anything in my power to make it up to you.”

“Anything?” Puzzling Insanity asked, batting her long mascara-coated lashes, a sickly sweet smile on her face. She turned around and playfully swished her tail.

Filthy was suddenly aware of a musky sweet aroma thickening the air. It reminded him of his younger days, when he could have his pick of mares. He swallowed hard, struggling to maintain his composure as he recognized an incense-like undertone amidst the mare's scent. “Is that Nag champa?”

“Yes,” she responded, smirking coyly. She turned back around and approached him, her mountainous ass wobbling in the tight black yoga pants clinging to it. She whispered her demands into his ear, making his eyebrows shoot up like bushy rockets.

“I suppose I could,” the business pony answered. Puzzling beamed, hugging him tightly and sauntering off. He sighed and shook his head. “What am I getting myself into?”

The night was clear, a vast expanse of blackness peppered with thousands of stars. Ponyville Cemetery was illuminated by a waxing gibbous moon, bathed in pale light. With a creak, the black iron gate separating the living and the dead opened.

Filthy Rich looked at the various shaped stones and monuments, briefly reconsidering what he was about to do when he saw a silhouette kneeling under the tall apple tree opposite the gate.

“I was starting to think you wouldn’t show up,” the silhouette purred, rising and revealing itself. Puzzling Insanity wore a black skater dress and a black wide-brimmed hat. She turned and lifted her dress up over her rear. Her meaty butt jiggled as she shook it for the business pony. She looked back at him and smiled.

Filthy blushed furiously and reached for the globes of flesh with shaky hands. The mare in front of him grabbed her hooves as he spread her holes open. “Even more beautiful in person,” he breathed, kneeling and burying his muzzle in her backside. He could smell her asshole as he teased at her already wet pussy with his tongue. It smelled clean, with a hint of her natural body odor. Her moans and coos filled his ears, and her body shook with each pleasured shudder. As his tongue made contact with her tiny clitoris, she cried out loudly and tensed up.

“FUCK!” Puzzling screamed, her legs threatening to give out. Every flick of the business pony’s tongue sent a powerful jolt of bliss through her body. She yelped in surprise as she felt a finger enter her ass.

“Such a tight asshole for such a naughty slut,” Filthy Rich purred, catching his breath. “I can barely fit this finger inside.”

“OHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCK!” the goth mare moaned out, bracing herself on the ground as she felt him suckle her hardened pearl. “Oh fuck… oh fuck…” Her breathing was quick and shallow. Liquid heat flooded her tight channel as a familiar pressure quickly built up within her. She let out a low groan as she squirted. Her pussy released a small stream of hot fluid as contractions milked an invisible cock. Finally, her trembling legs gave out, her thick thighs quivering violently. “Oh fuck…”

Filthy licked his muzzle and managed to withdraw his finger from the viselike grip of her winking anus. “We’re not done yet,” he said, grinning devilishly. “Take off your hat and get up on your knees.”

Puzzling Insanity obeyed, makeup running down her cheeks in little black rivulets. She pulled down his pants, drooling as his cock sprang out. At nine inches long and four inches thick, Filthy Rich certainly had great amounts where it counted.

“Oh my Faust,” she muttered. “So big…” She pounced on it, taking as much of it into her mouth as she could. She gagged and slurped loudly, filling the night with the sound of her efforts.

“Easy there, little missy,” the business pony warned. “Watch the fangs.”

Puzzling let his trouser monster out of her mouth with a loud wet pop, a string of drool connecting her to it. She stroked the slimy member and smiled up at him.

“Turn around for me,” Filthy ordered, smiling as she did so. He spread her open and positioned himself at her quivering entrance. With a sudden thrust, he was balls-deep inside her, the tip kissing her cervix. “Fuuuuuuuuuuck, you’re tight,” he growled, grabbing her hips and slowly pulling out until only the tip was still inside her.

Listening to the porn star’s whimpers, he thrust all the way in again. “Your pussy feels fucking amazing,” he hissed through clenched teeth as her powerful muscles squeezed his cock. Puzzling mewled in response, unable to form complete thoughts.

The middle-aged stallion pounded the young mare, rubbing her G-spot and A-spot with his cock as the head threatened to punch through her cervix. “OH FUCK!” she cried out just before she climaxed again, her speech devolving into moans and screams of ecstasy. She took in a gasp of air, then let out a sigh as her pussy released another stream of fluids.

“Good girl,” he purred, continuing to pound her tunnel as she rode out her orgasm. “I’m close; where do you want me to cum?”

Puzzling looked back and pointed at her face as he pulled out and turned her around. Filthy Rich furiously stroked himself as she stuck out her pierced tongue. With a guttural moan, he shot his load onto her face and tongue.

The goth mare took her phone out of her dress and proceeded to take a selfie, covered in the business pony’s seed. “Much appreciated, Mr. Rich,” she cooed, wiping the cum off her face and swallowing it.

“Please, call me Filthy,” the stallion replied. “And consider your next shopping trip at Barnyard Bargains on the house.”

Noticing his unwavering erection, Puzzling Insanity chuckled, “You waste your stamina on a bitch like Spoiled?”

“Hey, now, that’s my wife you’re talking about.”

“What are you going to do?” the mare teased, playfully sticking out her tongue.

“I’ll pound that bratty attitude out of you,” Filthy answered, grabbing her hair and dragging her to the large mausoleum that dominated the cemetery. “You’re gonna take every inch, you naughty girl.”

"Please ruin me," Puzzling whimpered. Her pussy throbbed with desire, dripping juices onto the grass.

Filthy Rich pushed her down, making her grunt. “You dirty little slut,” he purred, dipping his cock in her pussy.

“If I’m so dirty why haven’t you fucked my ass yet?”

With that, the business pony grabbed her hooves and held her legs over her head with one hand, guiding himself into her back door with the other.

“Ah~!” the goth squeaked, a slight pain making her clench her teeth. The sensation of being filled in such a tight hole made her struggle to relax. “A-ah…”

As she relaxed, the stallion inside her ass leaned in, further stimulating her. “How’s that feel?”

“Feels so good… feels so good…”

“You like that cock in your asshole?”

“Uh-huh,” Puzzling moaned. “Feels so much bigger…” Her pussy squirted again. “Oh fuck, you’re hitting my pussy spot through my asshole~!”

“Take that fucking cock, you dirty little bitch,” Filthy growled, lightly choking her the way he saw her partners do it in her videos.

The porn star’s moans and screams filled the night as he fucked her ass. “I LOVE IT IN MY FUCKING ASS!”

“Yeah? You like it?”

“I fucking love it; it makes me feel sooooo fucking dirty and nasty!”

“TAKE IT ALL!”

“I bet I feel so much better than your wife~!” Puzzling taunted as Filthy Rich slammed her log cutter.

“True as that may be I would appreciate it if you didn’t speak about her for the rest of the night,” the business pony replied. “Now TAKE! THAT! COCK!” He rammed especially deep into her asshole, causing her pussy to squirt so hard it hit him in the face. That, in turn, sent Filthy over the edge. With a roar of passion, he came deep in her ass, filling her bowels with rope after rope of cum.

She purred in satisfaction, struggling to get up. Eventually, she crawled over and hoisted herself up using the iron gate, walking side to side with cum leaking from her holes. “I gotta get home,” she slurred, her tail swaying behind her.