Jamin's Dumping Grounds

It's early morning in Equestria, dawn is still a couple hours away, but I'm wide awake. I groan, roll out of bed and leave my room, my bladder is painfully full and I need to empty it. I head down the hall as quickly as I can, open the door and step into the room; I walk over to the bed, step up on it, step over the sleeping pony, and straddle them. I can't hold it any longer and unleash a powerful stream of piss all over the sleeping pony. The covers and the pony's coat are soaked instantly, they bolt up into the perfect position to get a face full of piss, their mane getting a good soaking even as they lay back down. After about a minute of hosing them down, my bladder is completely empty and I sigh in relief.

The pony below me groans and light's her horn, "You couldn't just use a regular toilet, could you?"

I look down at Twilight, she's completely soaked in my piss but she's smiling up at me, "You know you love it, besides, you are my regular toilet."

I make my way off of the bed, as Twilight closes her eyes and tries to go back to sleep. I walk out of her room and back to mine, where I fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow. A couple hours later I wake up again, feeling refreshed and ready to start the day, I hop out of bed and make my way down the hall again. Stepping into Twilight's room I find her bed empty, so I leave and head to the library. She'd either be here or in the kitchen, and as luck would have it, I see her as soon as I step into the room. She's laying on a pillow reading a book and looking away from the door.

I walk over to her and she sets the book off to the side as I step in front of her and back up so my plot is over her head. I swish my tail out of the way and push my shit out, right onto her head. The first ball lands on her head and rolls off, the second is softer and sticks to the top of her head, while the third and fourth add to the mess which breaks apart and slides down both sides of her head. When I'm done I turn around and admire my mess. Her mane is stained brown in several places and she has brown streaks where the shit slid off her face.

"Good morning Twilight." I say to her as she scoops up some of my shit with her magic.

"Good morning to you too," she says before shoving the shit she's picked up into her mouth. She chews it slowly before swallowing it down, and opening her mouth to show me that it's gone. I can feel my cock drop out of its sheath from the sight, her magic encompases my cock and she starts jerking me off while also eating more of my shit. It's incredibly erotic to watch her eat my shit, and she takes her time with it. When she opens her mouth to show me the second helping is gone, I can't help myself; I step forward and push my cock into her mouth, the warm wet sensation of my cock filling her mouth and slipping into her throat is wonderful. I start thrusting my hips as soon as my cock is in her, gripping her shoulders and litterally fucking her face. I can hear and feel her swallowing my cock each time I thrust forward and in about a minute I'm pulling back and plastering her face with my cum. Streak after streak of pearly white cum shoots across her face, some even going over her head and landing on her back. I'm quickly spent and my cock retreats to it's sheath as I fall back onto my haunches.

~000~

The next morning I walk into the kitchen and find Twi getting her breakfast. She's poured herself a bowl of cereal, but hasn't added any milk yet since the water is boiling for tea. So I use my magic to float her bowl of cereal down under my belly, and after a moment I start peeing into her cereal, my bladder isn't that full this morning and I'm quickly empty. Setting the bow back on the counter, my rich golden piss is more than enough to replace the need for milk. I put the milk back in the fridge and when Twi comes back to get her cereal she stops and looks at me.

"Really?" She asks.

I just smile at her and set about getting my own breakfast. Twilight takes her bowl of cereal to the table and starts eating it anyway. After a couple minutes she's finished her cereal and brings the bowl to her lips to drink the rest of my piss.

At lunch Twilight's sitting at the table, she's made herself and has just sat down. I use my magic to take the plate and hold it behind me. I move my tail out of the way and start pushing out my shit, using her sandwich to catch it. Three mushy balls of shit land on top of the sandwich before my bowels are empty. When I'm done I place the place back on the table. Twilight uses her magic to lift up half of the shit covered sandwich and takes a bite. She chews and swallows it down before going for another bite. She works her way through both halves of the shit covered sandwich and eats what shirt didn't stay on top of the sandwich.

~000~

It's early in the morning, and I'm quietly making my way down the hall to Twilight's room. I step into her room, up onto her bed and position myself so that my butt is over her head. I push out a stream of runny shit which pours down onto Twi's face, coating her head and pillow. She starts awake, but lays there as I finish emptying my shit onto her face. When I'm done I turn around and step over her so I can wash her face off with my piss. I hose her face off with a powerful stream of piss, but she still has shit on most of her head. When I'm done I step off of her bed and leave theroom.

~000~

After half an hour's prepwork I have a large bowl half filled with chocolate cake batter. Using my magic I move the bowl so that it's pressed against my plot just under my anus, with my tail lifted high. I push out a ball of shit into the batter, followed by a second one, then a third and fourth. With my bowels emptied I use a spatula to fold the shit into the cake batter until they are perfectly mixed, pour the batter into my cake pan and then set it in the oven to bake.

While the cake is baking I pour a cup of sugar into a small bowl, and then I use my magic to start stroking my cock. I play with my balls, and stroke my hardening length until I'm at full mast. With my cock hard, pull out a condom and slip it on and then use my magic to start jerking myself off. Just thinking of what I'm going to do next makes me horny, it's more than enough to get me going. After a couple of minutes working my cock I cum, filling the condom up with my seed. Using my magic I slip the condom off and pour my seed out into a two-tablespoon measuring spoon, once I have enough I tie off the condom and pour the two-tablespoons of cum into the sugar. Next I add ½ teaspoon vanilla extract and whisk the ingredients together until the icing is nice and thick, I taste it and the flavor is wonderful. I wrap the top of the bowl and put it in the fridge until the cake is done.

Once the cake is done, I take it out of the oven and let it cool. While it's cooling I pull out the icing. When the cake is cool enough I pour the icing on it and use a rubber spatula to spread it over the top and sides of the cake. I slide it onto a cake plate and cover it with a stylized plastic cover.

~000~

I walk into Twi's room only to find it empty, but there is light coming from her bathroom. Walking over and entering her bathroom I find her soaking in her bathtub. I step over to it and back up to the edge until my plot is over the edge of the tub. I move my tail out of the way and begin pushing; a ball of shit slides out of my ass and plops into the water of the tub. As second and third follow, each plopping into the water and sinking with the other. A fourth and final loose burst of shit pours into the water and starts to change its color.

Twilight still hasn't noticed, her eyes closed and head resting on a different edge of the tub. I walk around to that side and quietly put my hooves on the edge of the tub and lift myself up so I have access to her. With my sheathed cock aimed at her face, I let go and started showering her with piss. She raises her head in surprise, poking me in the belly and then lowers her head back down and let's me finish showering her with my piss. I keep soaking her mane and face with my pee for another thirty seconds or so before dismounting the side of the tub.

Twilight looks up at me, her face and mane soaked with my piss, and gives me a deadpan look.

~000~

It's a bright and sunny day in Equestria. I'm out trying to enjoy it but I desperately need to pee. I use my magic to locate Twilight, letting my horn point me in the right direction. After a couple minutes of following my horn, I find Twilight and her friends laying down in the sun, talking and eating. I walk up to the group and say hi, getting a hello back from them as I step over Twilight's prone form. Before I can start peeing on her, the empty pitcher wizzes under me and lines itself up to catch my urine. I let go and begin filling the pitcher with piss, sighing as I empty my aching bladder. After a good forty-five to fifty seconds my bladder is completely empty and I move so I'm no longer standing over Twilight.

The pitchen floats away in an aura of light blue magic. Rarity summons up a third of a pound of ice, which she adds to the pitcher and a decent amount of sugar is added to it too. Once it's mixed, six glasses are filled and they all take a sip, and then another, before drinking it down. I then notice that the cake they've been eating is the one I made the other day, the same stylized cover is sitting over what's left of it

~000~

It's a bright and beautiful morning in Equestria and I'm on my way to find my Twi-let so I can use her. She's not in the kitchen, or library, so my next stop is the crystal castle throne room. She's still not there and I'm not sure how much longer I can hold it. When I arrive in the throne room it's empty and I really can't hold it any longer. I rush over to Twilight's chair, back up as far as I can and let go. A blast of liquid shit splatters all over the seat of her throne, her pillow is quickly turned brown and half of the back of her back of her throne is splattered with shit. On the upside I blasted it all out in one go, letting me step away and see the mess. It really is a big mess, which is slowly running off the edge of the seat. With my bowels empty Ieft the room.

~000~

A week later and Twilight's returned from an important summit. I haven't shit in the last three days and I really have to go and it's two in the morning. I make my way into Twi's room, step up onto her bed and position myself so that my ass is over her face. I push hard, piss sprays from my cock and onto her sheets as an enormous log of shit starts to slide out of me. My shit is so compacted that it keeps its shape as the fifth inch leaves my ass, at seven inches it breaks off and lands on her head. I strain and push, and another monster turd starts sliding out of my ass, this one is only four inches long but is an inch and a half wide.

After the two logs of shit land on Twi's face I am feeling much better. So much better that my cock is hard and seeking attention. I turn myself around so my cock is aimed at her face and I start jerking off. It didn't take much, I was already close from dropping those logs, so after a minute of stroking my cock, I shot my jizz all over her face and my shit. Streaks of cum stuck to her mane and face, and a couple glazed my shit. I was satisfied with my work and hopped off her bed and headed back to my room.

~000~

It's another morning in Equestria and once more Twilight and I are in the kitchen. She's at the stove making tea but has a bowl sitting out, there's nothing in the bowl yet so I decide to fill it for her. I levitate the bowl behind me, lift my tail and push out four balls of shit, filling the bowl. I set it back on the counter and put her spoon in it before making a bowl of cereal for myself. When Twi turns around and sees the bowl she sighs and takes it to the table. She eats my shit using the spoon, one spoonful at a time while rubbing herself with her hoof. After a bit she grabs a cup and holds it in her magic while working her hoof harder. She quickly peaks and squirts into the cup, her juices mostly making it in there, but some splattering the side of it and the floor, she then levitates that over to me. I drink her juices down greedily and smile at her as I lick the outside of the glass clean.

~000~

My bladder is so full it's painful, and I'm rushing as quick as I can to find Twi. She's not in the library or her room, and the only place I can think of is the throne room. She feets with her friends at the map so maybe she's there. I reach the throne room and I see her, sitting on her throne, so I make my way there as quick as I can. As soon as I'm there I put my hooves on the hoof rest to lift myself high enough, then take one off to aim my cock and let go. A strong stream splatters on Twi's cutie mark, soaking her fur instantly, and then using my hoof I aim the stream up along her side a bit and then back down until I'm soaking her pillow.

After a few moments on the pillow I aim back at her and her back which I get a bit of, soaking her fur and sending some down her other side. Feeling my bladder getting close to empty I aim as high as I can on her body and manage to splatter her face, which she had kindly turned towards me. My stream trailed down her and onto the throne and floor as my bladder finished emptying. When I stepped back from the throne I noticed all of Twilight's friends were there watching. I smiled and waved at them before giving Twi a sheepish smile and leaving.

~000~

I really have to pee and I'm in the kitchen, so I pull a glass out of one of the cabinets. I slip it under me so I can fill it, and when I start peeing, I hear the satisfying sound of piss filling a glass. It takes a lot of effort, but I fill the glass with my piss but don't overfill it to the point where it overflows. I grab another glass and fill it with regular water, and take the two glasses up to Twilight who is meeting with Celestia; I knock and then step in when invited, the two glasses aloft in my magic as I enter. I give Twilight the glass filled with piss, and Celestia the glass of water.

Celestia downed her glass of water quickly and asked if she could have what Twi was having. So I took her empty glass, slipped it under me and began filling it with my urine. The sound of filling the glass was arousing, but I had to be careful not to overfill it. Once I felt the warm piss fill the glass enough to touch my cock, I stopped and gave her the glass. Both of them drank some of my piss which had me hard, so I sat there and watched as they both drank down my golden piss. I walk over to Twilight and stand behind her and start jerking off.

~000~