Equestria Girls Random Moments 3by Arthor2017ChaptersRandom Moments 3 - #01Random Moments 3 - #02Random Moments 3 - #03Random Moments 3 - #04Random Moments 3 - #05Random Moments 3 - #01Miss Cherilee searches inside a huge, classically designed casket she had in the attic hoping to find an old trap. The reason for her incessant search was very simple: mice . Everything indicates that a family of these rodents inhabits the house of Cherilee taking all the food, from canned food to frozen chicken, which caused the anger of the school teacher. Back with Cherilee, she rummages through the casket's contents until she hits her target. "Aha! I knew it was still here! Now all I have to do is put the bait." The Canterlot High School's teacher goes to the kitchen and get a piece of cheese out of the refrigerator. However, she can't find any of the dairy product. "That's weird. I'm sure I bought cheese last week. Maybe I left it at the super market. Now what should I do?" Taking her time to think of another alternative, she comes up with an idea. "That's it! I'll download an image of a cheese to print and place it inside the mousetrap. If my method works, I'll get rid of those vermin in less than a week!" Thus the woman carries out her plan, taking great care to position the printed image inside the device without any of her fingers getting caught. Once her trap is set, she goes to the living room to wait patiently. Half an hour later ... CLANG! "At last!" Miss Cherilee exclaims with emotion. She goes down the stairs to the basement hoping to see at least one mouse locked up, but instead she finds a small image inside the mousetrap. "What is it?" Miss Cherilee takes out the image and seeing it more closely she realizes it is a photograph consisting of five mice sending their 'greetings' to her. "Hey Timber, can I make you a request?" "Sure Spike! What is it about?" Timber Sprunce asks without taking his eyes off the piece of wood he was dragging toward the electric mower saw. "I want you to break up with Twilight." The young man shudders in such a way that he pushes the wooden board with excessive force, and himself as well. Hearing a deep cut, Timber turns off the machine to fearfully examine if he lost any of his fingers, or his hands, or perhaps one of his arms. Seeing that Timber came out unscathed, he was relieved - That was a close one! Returning to himself, Timber heads his attetion to the purple dog. "Are you crazy or what!? Why are you asking me to break up with Twilight!?" "Because that way she can fall in love with the guy from the pet store, and give me lots of kibbles." Spike says rubbing his belly with the paws and licking his muzzle several times. It's time to shear sheep at Fluttershy's farm. The pink haired young girl goes out to gather all her herds, calling her sheep one by one to shear the leafy wool and pile them in the warehouse. Fluttershy soon realizes that winter was already approaching because she saw the first snowflake fall, so she decides to take the collected wool and start knitting coats. Once she has made the garments, Fluttershy wraps her sheep in them. Thus, Fluttershy and her sheep herds are kept warm throughout the winter season. Principal Abacus Cinch and Dean Mi Amore Cadenza, or Cadence as everyone mostly knows her, find themselves having cups of tea in a Cafe while Cinch reads the newspaper carefully. After turning several pages an article catches the eye of the woman with glasses. "Listen to this Cadenza, according to a survey carried out by the New Trot Times nowdays people gives the right to stupid and mediocre individuals. What do you think of this?" "That you are very right, Principal Cinch." Dean Cadence says before sipping her cup. Twilight Sparkle is on her way to one of the many company buildings in the city of Canterlot. To be exact, she was addressing a match company - of which she was the CEO. But she was not alone; in fact, she brought with her two enormous sacks with content yet to be determined. Once entered the establishment, she calles all members for an urgent meeting. "Ladies and gentlemen, as you know the firm is going from bad to worse to the point that we did not make any profit this semester. This graph I'm presenting shows we are going downhill." Twilight explains, causing shock and dismay among the company's associates. "But it doesn't matter!" Twilight exclaims, being optimistic despite the crisis her company is going through, "today it was time to make the distribution of profits. So, whatever the situation, I will proceed with the distribution as usual." With that said, Twilight puts the sacks she entered the room with on the table and untied the knots to make way for a mountain of match sticks, plus two boxes for match sticks. "Mr. Stickmatch gets 1,400 match sticks! And the rest of the shareholders will only get 530, but with two boxes each!" Thunderlane goes out to the garden in order to wash and clean the family car (at his mother's insistence more than everything) when he found his younger brother, Rumble, sticking his finger inside his nose. Thunderlane then goes and rebukes the pre-teen. "Don't be gross, Rumble! I've told you ten thousand times not to stick your finger in your nose!" "Bah! I honestly don't understand you guys." Rumble exclaims with annoyance, far from feeling ashamed. "Oh yeah? Explain yourself then, twerp!" Thunderlane demands without removing his reproachful expression. "Very well. First, Mom doesn't want me to stick them in her desserts. Then Dad doesn't want me to stick them in his tools. And now you are telling me not to stick them in my nose!" "Because that's a bad habit, Rumble! Get over with it!" "Okay brother, you win. I won't argue with you anymore." Rumble says reassuring Thunderlane. Until he asks, "And where should I stick my fingers at then?" The Wild West Adagio Dazzle and Aria Blaze enter a gun store, being greeted by the owner of the establishment as if they were both important figures - in fact, they are frequent customers because both girls always buy a good amount of ammunition and dynamite, in addition to leaving a good tip for the seller's services. "Good morning, ladies! What can I do for you this time?" "You see Armorhide, our sister is going 18 years old today and we want to give her a gun." Adagio says. "But not just any gun! We want a gun that is easy to carry and has a lot of power." Add Aria. The seller takes a wooden box off the counter from which he removes a silver pistol. "I recommend this wonder. At first glance it looks like a toy, but it has the ability to pierce brick walls and steel doors like nothing! It's so powerful that it destroys forts a hundred meters away! What do you say?" "Hmmm ... okay, you convinced us. We buy it!" After acquiring the weapon, both Sirens head to their ranch where Sonata Dusk practiced throwing the lasso at the horses. Without any success. "Hey Sonata! Put that thing aside and come get your birthday present!" The youngest of the Dazzlings opens her gift, placing her new pistol inside the belt holster. "Thanks girls. It's so cute." "But don't just stand there like a cactus. Come out into town and show them your gun so everyone respects you!" "Okay…" Following the suggestion of her older sisters, Sonata rides her horse and goes for a walk around the town. An hour later, Sonata returns to the ranch but instead of having her tiny, deadly weapon, she carried a pretty gold watch with her. "Hey girls, guess what? Since I hate violence I've decided to trade my gun for this watch. Now I look like those train drivers!" "If you're stupid, Sonata! The only thing you're going to know is the time someone is about to punch you in the face!" Adagio exclaims in disgust. Author's Note Good morning to all! I'm back again with a new installment of the random scenes starring our favorite Equestria Girls characters. Expect all kinds of scenarios in any situation and at any time ... well, not at any time, but everything could happen as this story progresses! Random Moments 3 - #02Private Detective Office. Rarity was resting placidly on her chair, since she didn't have much to do after all the cases had been resolved, when a fat lady in her mid-forties stormed in with tears covering her eyes. "Help Detective! I was robbed in broad daylight! I didn't even realize it until it was too late!" "Now darling, there is no reason to despair." Rarity says waking up from her now interrupted sleep. Despite the woman's screams, she maintains her composure. "Please take a seat and tell me your name." " * Sniff * … I'm Mrs. Barbie Q.…" "Alright Mrs. Q, now tell me what was stolen from you." "My cell phone! My cell phone was stolen! Please help me find my phone! MY PHOOOOONE!" "Calm down dear, I don't need you to freak out any more than you already are. I'll take care of the situation, in the mean time you stay here and entertain with these fashion magazines." Thus, Detective Rarity leaves the office to fulfill her duty. ( Fifteen minutes later ) "I'm back!" The woman was impressed by the time it took for Rarity to return from her mission. "Oh my. That was pretty quick!" "I am quite efficient." Rarity says smiling proudly. "I can see it now. Well, where is it?" "Right here! ... and it's number +1 (408) 785-9962." Zephyr Breeze was heading towards Rainbow Dash's house. The athlete had called him early for lunch and Zephyr thought she had prepared something delicious for his birthday, so he picks up his pace to get there fast. Once outside the building, Zephyr rings the doorbell of the house being greeted by a Rainbow Dash carrying brooms and mops. "Well, it was about time you finally came! I'm cleaning the whole house, I hope that doesn't bother you at all." "Uh ... of course not, not at all." Zephyr assures. "But don't just stand there like a fool! Come in at once!" Rainbow yanks Fluttershy's older brother inside and sits him down near the table where she serves him a simple bowl of vegetable soup as she continues with the cleaning. "But what is this! This is how you celebrate my birthday? With a miserable soup?" "And what did you want? Lobster? Pheasant? Caviar? ..." "I'm not asking that much… but not even a bottle or can of soda to uncap?" Then Zephyr begins to protest. "Oh hay no! I have to uncover something!" "With pleasure!" Rainbow Dash exclaims handing Zephyr a plunger. "Here. Start uncovering the bathtub! " On the outskirts of the city, under the inclement sun, a group of inmates was chopping stones in a quarry under the constant surveillance of the security guards. Among the prisoners was Trixie Lulamoon perspiring from trying to chip her stone. The worst of the case was that she had to do this until twelve noon, and it was only 09:10 am. "When Trixie was told she had to spend four years in the shade , this wasn't what she had in mind!" Classical age On the hill of a city-state stood a splendid temple built with the finest stones brought from the heart of the mountains. A pantheon made in honor of the local goddess and guardian of the city, Faust. Inside were two of the priestesses, Fluttershy and Amethyst Star, preparing the incenses for the celebration that was to take place that afternoon. Amethyst gets bored with incense and decides to start a conversation with her friend. "Fluttershy, did I tell you the Gods appeared before me?" "No, never. When did it happen?" "Long ago, in a dream." Amethyst replies. "They came down from their heavenly abode and gave me to choose between two alternatives: to be the richest in the world , or to be the most beautiful in the world." "And which one you choose?" Fluttershy asks. "Isn't it obvious?" Amethyst poses denoting her statuesque figure. "What a coincidence. I must confess the Gods also appeared before me in a dream." This comment takes Star by surprise. Of all the people she knew, she never thought these things would happen to someone like Fluttershy. Especially Fluttershy. "Don't tell me! And what did they say?" "The Gods gave me to choose between two alternatives, like you, but mine were different. I had to choose between having a lot of courage or having a good memory." "And what did you choose?" "Uh… well… I can't remember." The pink haired girl answers. One weekend afternoon Shining Armor receives a couple of distinguished gentlemen, it seems that they were very important people. "Good afternoon gentlemen, what brings you to my home?" "We come on behalf of the Canterlot Museum of History." "We were informed that you have in your possession a large collection of ancient weapons." "Indeed gentlemen, I have a variety of weapons made here in Canterlot itself." "Fascinating detail!" Exclaims one of the museum representatives. "How did you get the valuable collection?" "It was passed through my family. From generation to generation." Shining Armor shows the gentlemen representatives to the living room where there was a variety of slingshots made of wood displayed on a frame. "And here are the slingshots of my grandparents, great-grandparents, and great-great-grandparents!" Bulk Biceps exercised his arms by constantly lifting weights without showing the slightest sign of exhaustion. "Wow Bulk, you're on fire! When it comes to exercising your body, you take it very seriously." Flash Sentry says admiringly along with his friends, Brawly Beats and Ringo. "Thanks! I have to keep these arms in shape to play domino." "Dude, you don't need to exercise to play domino!" Replies Brawly Beats. "But I play it with bricks." Bulk Biceps admits. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were resting in the Canterlot High's training ground when Scootaloo walks up with them. "Hey girls, do you want to hear a spicy story?" The two Crusaders exchange glances. They had heard all kinds of stories but never a spicy one because those kinds of stories were reserved only for adults and adolescents, they believed. Either way they were going to find out sooner or later, and what better time than now! "I would like to hear it." "Same here. Shoot it Scoots!" Then the purple haired girl takes a deep breath and begins. "Once upon a time, there was a tiny chili pepper who wanted to know the world...!" Author's Note There you have it, a "spicy" story told by the voice of a pre-teen. Not suitable or those who don't tolerate all kinds of chili peppers. Random Moments 3 - #03Vinyl Scratch invites Melody Octavia over to her house for a Biology teaching class, as Vinyl had poor grades in such topic and urgently needed a tutor - maybe have some time for fun playing video games if the violinist allows it. When Octavia enters Vinyl's bedroom, she notices one of the windows presenting two holes as a result of something hitting the glass. "And what happened here?" The DJ turns her head towards Octavia's finger pointing to the window. "That? It was something funny who happened to me on the weekend! You know sometimes I'd stay up late composing new music, right?" "Yes Vinyl, I'm pretty aware about it ." Octavia says rolling her eyes remembering with disgust the times she stayed at Vinyl's house. "The thing is, I was finishing my remix when at three in the morning my neighbor throws a stone breaking my window. When I picked it up there was a piece of paper that said: 'Shut up already! I need to go work tomorrow!' So I turned off my DJ Mixer and went to bed. " "I see. What about the second hole?" "Well ... seven minutes later my neighbor threw another rock with a note saying: 'Thank you!'" Applejack works selling products on the street, like every day she goes out to the city center trying to sell the contents of her sales suitcase. She is not always successful though, and today was one of those days. "My! It's almost time for lunch and I can't get them to buy me anything." Suddenly she sees a huge shadow moving in a dead end. The farmer girl peeks out to see what it was all about, finding a stout fellow threatening the Flim Flam Brothers with a knife. Apparently it was a reckoning and the man wasn't happy. "I gave you until today to pay me everythimg you owe me, otherwise I would slice your throats like chickens! And I always keep my promises!" "P-please have mercy! We had a rough patch with our business!" Flim pleads desperately. "But if you give us time to recover, we swear we will pay every penny! Plus interest!" Flam adds hoping to convince the rogue, but it doesn't work. "Hold on right there, mister!" Applejack intervenes before the vulgar criminal attacks. The brothers were relieved to see the blonde girl, hopeful she would save them from this rogue. Back with Applejack. "Do you really want to get the blood of these two on your hands?" The man is left thinking at the question, he was no longer sure about he was going to do. In the other hand, Flim and Flam begin to challenge him. "That's right! Are you going to get your hands dirty with us?" "Well? The lady asked a question. Answer it!" Then Applejack takes out a pair of gloves from her sales bag. "Here. Wear these." Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie leave a building after finishing work. Pinkie doesn't seem happy because her boss handed her a piece of paper moments before. "Look at this Twilight, I break my back like a mule and the boss rewards my efforts with this piece of paper!" "No Pinkie, that's a check. With it you go to a bank and exchange it for money according to the stipulated amount. I have one too." The pink haired girl observes her new acquisition now understanding what it is and what it is for. "I'm such a dummy! And to think mister big-boss-man didn't appreciate me. So, I only have to change it for money, right?" "That's right. Come, I'm going to take you to the bank so you can exchange it at once." Both girls go to the Bank of Canterlot to perform the procedure. After waiting, the receptionist attends them. "Good morning, how can I help you?" "We have come to cash this check." "Very well. And how do you want me to give you the money?" "Here, in the hand." Pinkie Pie says extending her palm to the bank worker. A married couple enters Luna's office, with the husband speaking and explaining the situation he is going through. "Doctor, my wife is totally mute and I'm sick of living in silence. Please operate her and make her speak!" "Okay sir. I'll take the case in my hands and we operate on her today." Luna says, receiving the gratitude of the anguished man. A week later, the husband returns to the office with great joy. "Doctor, you are a genius! My wife talks day and night like normal people." "I'm glad to hear that, sir. And you look happier now." "You tell it, doctor!" But when another week passed ... "Dr. Luna, my wife won't stop talking! I'm getting desperate! Please leave her speechless again." "It seems to me this isn't going to be possible." Luna comments contemplating the situation. "Making a person talk is one thing. Silencing a person is impossible." The man collapses on the chair with resignation. "So… are you telling me there is no solution?" "Actually, there is an alternative. And is to make you deaf ." Sunset Shimmer and Trixie Lulamoon were inside a bar drinking several glasses of beer, getting drunk in the process. "Hey Sunset ... * Hic * ... do you want the Great and Drunken Trixie to be honest with you? ..." "... Sure thing! ... * Hic * " Sunset responds to Trixie in a streaky voice and bottle in hand. "You ... you know I'd like honest people ... * Hic * " "... Okey Dokey then ..." Trixie takes another sip of his beer and says, "You are ... the most drunken of us three ...! * Hic * " Monday in the morning. Crystal Prep opens its doors to students to kick off another day of school. The Shadowbolts head for the main entrance when Sunny Flare spots someone in the distance. It was Principal Abacus Cinch who was moving around in wheelchairs , and since there was no one to support her, she turned the wheels forward. This moved the girls to the core. While Principal Cinch has done reprehensible acts in the past to keep her reputation, she also didn't deserve to live in such conditions. Putting aside all resentment towards her the girls go to greet Cinch. "Good morning ladies." "Good morning Principal Cinch. We just want to express our sincere regrets, and we want you to know if you need help with anything, please do not hesitate to come with us." Sugarcoat speaks first on behalf of her and her friends. "Excuse me?" "I know we had our differences in the past ... and maybe I have said a few bad things about you on social media, but I never would have wished you this!" Add Sunny Flare about to let a tear escape. Nonetheless, Abacus Cinch arches an eyebrow. "But what on Earth are you talking about?" "About you, of course! You are an invalid now ." Sour Sweet pronounces. And you'll be tied to that wheelchair for the rest of your life! ”Indigo Zap exclaims, pointing at both Principal Cinch and the rolling chair. "I've never heard such flummery in my entire life! And for the record, I still have motor and sensitive control on my legs!" To prove it, Cinch gets up from her seat and takes a couple of steps sideways. This revelation makes the Shadowbolts to change their hearts and get mad at her. "This was awful, Principal Cinch!" Lemon Zest complains indignantly. "And if you can walk, why the hell the wheelchair then?" "This one? It actually belonged to my great-grandfather and I had planned to sell it, but I saw it was still in good condition so I decided to use it. This way I won't get tired walking from my house to Crystal Prep. Anyways, have a nice day! ... and before I forget: Sunny Flare, I'll wait for you in my office after class." And again Principal Abacus Cinch returns to her wheelchair entering the building on it. Author's Note Well, I have no excuse for the last scenario - neither for the Sunset and Trixie's scene - but when it comes to Abacus Cinch, anything is possible with that woman. Random Moments 3 - #04Another day ends at Canterlot High School and the young students depart either to their homes or some other place to amuse themselves. Rainbow Dash waits at the entrance for her protégé Scootaloo and accompany her home as usual. However, something bothered Rainbow a lot and it was related to Scootaloo's grades. In recent weeks the pubert had gotten low grades and every question asked by the teachers was answered badly, as consequence her parents or her aunts reprimanded Scootaloo severely. While she and Rainbow aren't sisters actually Dash doesn't like it when they reprimand Scoots, so in case she says again she'd got another 'D' or 'F' Rainbow Dash would be the first to talk to Scootaloo's family. Speaking of which, Scootaloo walks out the entrance and she looked in a good mood. Rainbow Dash starts asking her. "Hi Scoots! How have you been? Did your classes go well? Don't tell me you got another bad grade?" "Nope!" She answers. "This time I got a good answer to a question in Mrs. Harshwhinny's, and she gave me a prize!" "... Hold on, a prize?" "I know, it sounds weird but it's true. Look!" Scootaloo opens her backpack and hands Rainbow Dash a book - one titled ' Puss with Boost ' - much to the athlete's surprise . And Mrs. Harshwhinny never gave prizes to students who answered her questions well! Or at least she never gave any to Rainbow when she was Scoots age, because she always answered wrong. "Has Harshwhinny already gone crazy from the many magical events happening at school?" Rainbow Dash wonders. "I wish that. The thing is Mrs. Harshwhinny asked what the square root of 225 was, and I answered 14.9 ." Rainbow addresses her protégé with a mixing look of shock and aberration. "Kid, why did you come to say that barbarity?! Everyone knows the square root of 225 is 15 !!" "Yes, but the others answered 16 and Harshwhinny gave me the book because I was close to finding the answer." Scootaloo says before continuing on her way home. Lotus and Aloe were working in the Spa, giving massages to a couple of clients who entered the establishment. During the session Aloe talks to her sister and colleague. "Darling, a little bird told me you've already found your charming prince." Aloe says with a mischievous smile. "You are right! And it happened last week!" Lotus responds excitedly. "And how it happened?" Lotus begins her narration wgile working. "Desert Sage invited me to a disco on Friday. To be honest U wasn't doing much there, save for sitting in a chair, when he appeared: tall, handsome, athlete's bearing, and copper hair. He took my hand and led me to dance cumbias." "Woman, you don't know how to dance cumbias!" Aloe exclaims in surprise. "That's what I told him! But then he said 'Baby, just let yourself carried away.' " "And you'd get carried away?" "Yes. I let myself be carried away to the Church." Lotus says showing Aloe the wedding ring she wears on her index finger. "Go Banana! Get the ball!" Flash Sentry throws a small red ball for his dog to come and pick it up. The bulldog terrier takes the ball with his mouth and hands it back to Flash. "Good boy!" The young man pat Banana's head. Flash takes the ball again and throws it, this time with more force. "Get the ball!" " Arf, arf !" Again Banana launches after the spherical object. However when he opened his jaws the ball went straight to his throat, and in an involuntary movement he swallowed it. The little bulldog remains immobile for a few seconds before returning to his owner. "And the ball, boy?" Flash asks him. Banana walks away until reaching a bush, getting inside it. In a matter of minutes the dog emerges from the bush and raising a paw indicates Flash the ball is over there. Canterlot Supreme Court, 09:45 am "Order in the court! The session of the City of Canterlot v. Main Suspect will begin! Let the defendant pass!" On the spot the officers bring in a handcuffed subject and force him to sit down. The judge then gives the floor to Prosecutor Sugarcoat. "As Prosecutor I will begin by reading the charges against the accused, unless this 'lawyer' interrupts me." Sugarcoat says looking directly at Pinkie Pie. "Wow! I didn't know you could read in the first place!" "Hush, lawyer!" Orders the judge. "NO! I protest, Your Honor! And no one will stop me from talking!" "Enough already, Pinkie Pie! The judge ordered you to shut up." "But I won't!" Pinkie Pie exclaims insistently. "As a defense attorney, I have the right to speak!" Sugarcoat gives the pink haired lady a mocking face. "Please! Unlike you, I wear the legislator's robe with me. And not only that. Under it I wear the robe of my profession, the law. The cloak of justice serves as a coat, and I also dress with the robe of truth. " Members of the public and the Jury were so in awe of Sugarcoat's eloquence that they filled the room with applause until the judge again ordered silence. However, Pinkie Pie wasn't impressed who was glaring at her rival strangely. "Hey silly, aren't you hot with so many clothes on?" Spike got hungry after spending several minutes recording multiple videos, which he was going to post on his MyTube account later, and decides to head up at the kitchen to help himself a bowl of snacks plus a glass of milk. Passing by something stops him and decides to go back looking the bathroom's entrance. Sticking his head out, Spike watches Night Light and Twilight Velvet filling the tub with water and liquid soap. This could mean only one thing to the puppy. "Oh man, they want to bathe me! And I hate to be bathed! Better find a place to hide until the danger passes." The purple dog begins to search the house for a space where Twilight and Shining Armor's parents can never find him. Although his alternatives for hiding were too predictable, and when Spike is about to give up he sets his eyes on Night Light and Velvet's room. Specifically in the two-seater bed. "Of course! The last place they can find me would be underneath of their bed. I'm such a genius!" Like a projectile, Spike launches into the room and sneaks under the bed. To his surprise there were also Winona, Opal the cat, Angel Bunny, Tank the land turtle, the leopard gecko Ray and Gummy the stuffed crocodile who apparently had the same idea as Spike and hid under the bed to avoid being bathe by their respective owners . Principal Celestia had gained too much weight in recent months finding herself forced to see a nutritionist for an easy method to lose weight. After the analyzes performed, the doctor announces his treatment plan. "Alright Miss Celestia, I'll will give you this diet plan designed by myself and that has produced very satisfactory results in all my overweight patients." "Okay. What does it consist of?" Celestia asks. "Very simple. You should refrain from consuming all kinds of food on the days that have 'R'; that is, you must'n eat on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Then, you can eat on the other days. You will see how you lose weight in a month." Celestia seems to agree with the nutritionist's instructions and begins her new diet. However, the principal completely forgets about her diet and walks into a restaurant, helping herself to huge barbecued pork ribs garnished with bacon. That day was Friday night, and to make things more difficult, Celestia's nutritionist was at an adjoining table. " AHEM ! ..." "Oh… hello doctor! W-what brings you here?" Principal Celestia greets with fear after meeting her nutritionist. "You know that you should be on a diet, right?" "Uh… yes!" "And you also know that you should NOT be eating on certain days I'd mentioned to you, right?" "Yes, that's what you told me." "And do you know what day is today?" "Sure… Fliday !" Celestia answers, swallowing the piece of rib from her mouth. Author's Note Good day everyone! These last weeks I have been busy enough with many topics back in gome that I almost forgot this fic existed, and that I had to update it. I offer my apologies for the delay, hope this chapter makes up for my absence (with this, there is only one more chapter left to conclude this installment). That's all for now. And remember: Barbecued pork ribs garnished with bacon, only on Flidays! Random Moments 3 - #05Pinkie Pie comes out of a graphics store with a huge smile on her face. She had saved enough money to buy blueprints for build a ship, which means she would have her own boat and go sailing as often she wanted to. Finally one of her many dreams would come true! Pinkie heads to the riverbanks taking with her wooden planks, nails, and tools she'd borrowed from Applejack and Rainbow Dash. She was quite excited to begin with the construction on her ship. Unrolling the blueprints she realizes that they turned out to be larger than she thought, and were five different plans in total that belong to different stages of building. If that wasn't enough, there were indications as well: connect point H-40 with end A-15, 73.6 degree tilt to place the nail, carve the top end of the boards for the bow frame only, fit screw # 45 into inlet U. Too many words and too much unnecessary information for Ponkie Pie. Why would someone do something so mean? If it's about building a ship, not a spaceship! Still, this wouldn't stop the pink haired girl. She puts the construction materials aside, takes out a roll of duct tape from the bottom of her fluffy hair, starts to fold the graphics forming another shape, and once she joins them she places a piece of duct tape on it. Finally Pinkie Pie creates a huge paper boat and with the leftover blueprints she makes a sailor hat for herself. She puts her new ship afloat and goes out to sail the river in it. Bon Bon was coming home from shopping when she found Lyra Heartstrings sitting in the backyard of her house. The two-tone color haired girl seems to be angry as she frowns at the presence of her visitor. "What do you want?" "I've told you already: I want your forgiveness, and I'll be on a hunger strike until you forgive me." "Yeah? Well, have fun with it!" Bon Bon answers before entering her home untimely. She didn't want to see her, not even in picture. From time to time she glanced through her window only to see that Lyra was still outside. Soon Bon Bon's anger was replaced by grief and guilt. "Poor thing, maybe I've been too harsh with her. After all, she only played an innocent prank on me at school. I must end this." Not wanting to see her friend get hurt any longer Bon Bon decides to forgive her. As a proof, she takes several cupcakes with a couple of glasses filled with orange juice, puts them on a tray and goes out so both girls can eat and forget about this silly fight. "Lyra! I have something to say-" Bon Bon surprises her classmate devouring a big double-cheese hamburger with fries. "What the hell! Didn't you say you were going on a hunger strike?" "That's right, but this is not what you think!"Lyra answers quickly. "And what is it then!?" "I'm just fueling the tank to go on with the strike." "Thanks for the Karate and Kung-fu lessons, Rainbow Dash! Now I'm feeling like a real street fighter." Sonata Dusk executes a combination of punches and kicks perfectly that makes Rainbow Dash smile with pride after spending several weeks teaching her how to fight. "No problem! And now that you are a martial arts expert, what are you planning to do?" "Well, I was thinking of giving my sisters a little surprise." Sonata says with an evil grin. Meanwhile at the Dazzlings' house, Adagio forces Aria to start cleaning the house as she finishes making lunch. Aria starts removing the dust of themain front door with a simple rag so she can get back to the couch and continue watching her show. What the middle Dazzling didn't expect was to see the door knocked down by a flying kick from Sonata, crushing it in the process. " Y-YAAAAAAAAAA !" Sonata cries with such ferocity, though her older sister was not amused. "And what's Ya?" Adagio grumbles waiting for an answer about the door... and Aria. "Well… it's for I'm home, Ya-all!" Sonata exclaims putting a goofy smile. Sunset Shimmer is worried. Her pet gecko Ray had fallen ill, showing a picture of high fever and chills. Despite all of Sunset's efforts, there was no improvement in the reptile's health. "My God Ray, your temperature keeps rising! I better take you to the vet right now." Sunset wraps Ray in a blanket and heads off to the vet. Upon arrival, she finds a long line of patients with their pets waiting to be attented. "Wow! The doc is going to be pretty busy today. Anyway, we'll have to be patient and wait our turn." The flamed haired girl and her pet take their seats and wait patiently. When the last person left Ray escapes from Sunset's arms, climbing up the walls to position himself above the filing cabinet and contemplate a diploma. "Ray, what are you doing?" Just then the vet comes out. "May the next patient come plea- Hey! What's that gecko doing!?" "Forgive him. Ray is very suspicious and wants to make sure you have a degree, doctor." Sunset Shimmer responds by excusing her pet's behavior. Recess time at Canterlot High. The teachers takes a break before returning to classes with the students. Then Cranky Doodle, Mrs. Harswhinny, and Ms. Cherilee decide to talk about the days when they went hunting. Mr. Doodle starts first. "… And I said 'Matilda, move that bush, I think I've heard something' so she moved it and five partridges came out, but before they can escaped I take them down with one shot!" "Not bad Cranky, not bad. When I went hunting I came across a flock of ducks, about fifteen of them in mid-flight. Still, I grabbed my shotgun… and shot them all down!" Harshwhinny finishes her story with a victorious grin. Cranky had to admit that the blonde's 'tale' was impressive, although he knew she was lying and is aware of it because he just lied earlier. Leaving aside the competition they both head with Cherilee. "And what about you Cherilee? Did you catch something too?" "Yes, but it wasn't a big deal." Says the young teacher. "You see, I went to the forest hoping to catch a large animal and I was unsuccessful, then I went to the meadow to try my luck but I was unsuccessful either, finally I went to a swamp that was nearby and nothing happened. I got so mad that I inadvertently pulled the trigger on my shotgun, and the bullet shot into the top of a tree. I saw something fall so I quickly ran to see what it was and found a woodpecker with a damaged wing. I was so sorry that I took the bird with me and brought it home to heal it. Now he is better." "That's all? You literally hunted nothing!" Cranky exclaims in disbelief, as does Mrs. Harshwinny. "I know! But the woodpecker turned out to be so kind that for having healed his wound he made me a stylish table, a set of chairs and now he's making me a closet." Cherilee answers, making fun of her colleagues and their fanciful stories. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon go for a walk around town to spend the afternoon and have fun. They were heading to the movies when something catches their attention: an auction event that was taking place. Diamond reads aloud what is being auctioned. "… Three plasma TVs, an SUV, a 19th century armchair, a jade carved dragon figure and… a talking parrot ! I've always wanted a real talking parrot . Shall we go Silvy?" "I don't know. I don't like this idea, but if you want it I'm with you." Silver Spoon says. Both girls enter the event that was about to end. "… And finally we have this magnificent specimen of a green parrot with golden forehead with the ability to speak like any of us here. We open the auction with $ 600." "770!" "800!" "50 cents!" "$ 1200!" Diamond says. "One thousand and twenty to the young lady with the tiara! Who gives more?" "1500 dollars!" Exclaims a boy the same age as Diamond and Silver Spoon. It seems that he also wanted the parrot, but Diamond would not allow it "1800!" The pre-teen raises the price to $ 2500, hoping to discourage heiress to the Rich fortune. But nevertheless… "3000 dollars!" Diamond strikes back. That price was enough for the boy to give up and withdraw from the auction. That parrot wasn't worth his time or his money anyways. Diamond Tiara could taste victory today, now nobody stands between her and the bird. " 6000 dollars !" Someone speaks from the audience. The spectators look for the owner of that deep, strong and baritone voice. Who could be Diamond didn't care, that parrot had her name written on it and she wasn't going to leave without giving a fight. "7000 dollars!" The girl increases her price. So did that person offering $ 8000 for the talking parrot. This was going wrong for Diamond Tiara. "Hey Diamond, don't you think you'd better quit? You don't have that amount in your wallet." "I know Silvy, that's why I'm asking you to stop the auction until I get back. I'll go get more money." "Uh… okay. But I still don't like this idea." Silver Spoon says with concern. She asks for a recess and the auction is suspended until Diamond Tiara returns. For his part, Diamond goes to an ATM by withdrawing a certain number of bills before returning to the auction. "Sorry for the delay, I had a pending matter to deal with. I think I was left at... $ 10,000." "Right. The talking parrot is sold for ten thousand-" " $ 15,000 !" Again that subject is pronounced to the amazement of those present. "Damn it. $ 16,000!" " $ 17,000 !" "$ 18,000!" " $ 19,000 !" "20,000 dollars!" " $ 25,000 !" Diamond was already getting desperate, he had to get this over with. "$ 35,000!" "… $40,00. " This was the last straw. In a burst, Diamond Tiara fires her latest offer "$ 70,000!" "70,000 at one! 70,000 at two! 70,000 at three ! Sold to the young lady with the tiara, and with this purchase the auction is closed!" Spectators fill the atmosphere with loud applause for the winner. Of all the auctions they have attended, this turned out to be the most exciting of all. As for Diamond Tiara, she goes home with her precious pet being helped by Silver Spoon after suffering this moment of tension. One month after "This is unbelievable! I spent $ 70,000 of my college funds on you! My parents keep asking me about that money, I'm running out of excuses and you haven't said a single word during all this time! What do you have to say in your defense?" Diamond Tiara claims to her parrot, but the exotic bird remains silent. "I knew it, you're a fraud! You can't talk! Why did I think you could talk if you don't even have your own voice." " And whose voice do you think was raising prices that day at the auction ?" The parrot asks with a mocking smile while pulling out a ventriloquism book under his wing to read it. Author's Note With this scene I close the third installment of these absurd and random moments. Sorry if it took me too long, I was quite busy with personal issues, and I had to think about how to finish the chapter and the story today - I was between Diamond and the parrot with another idea, I decided on the first option. And you may be wondering how I allow a 13-year-old girl to enter an auction event and spend a large sum of money on something that does not work... beacuse why not. This is a randomized situation after all, anything can happen. Be free to comment and comment if you wish, for my part it will be until next time. Cheers!
Random Moments 3 - #01Miss Cherilee searches inside a huge, classically designed casket she had in the attic hoping to find an old trap. The reason for her incessant search was very simple: mice . Everything indicates that a family of these rodents inhabits the house of Cherilee taking all the food, from canned food to frozen chicken, which caused the anger of the school teacher. Back with Cherilee, she rummages through the casket's contents until she hits her target. "Aha! I knew it was still here! Now all I have to do is put the bait." The Canterlot High School's teacher goes to the kitchen and get a piece of cheese out of the refrigerator. However, she can't find any of the dairy product. "That's weird. I'm sure I bought cheese last week. Maybe I left it at the super market. Now what should I do?" Taking her time to think of another alternative, she comes up with an idea. "That's it! I'll download an image of a cheese to print and place it inside the mousetrap. If my method works, I'll get rid of those vermin in less than a week!" Thus the woman carries out her plan, taking great care to position the printed image inside the device without any of her fingers getting caught. Once her trap is set, she goes to the living room to wait patiently. Half an hour later ... CLANG! "At last!" Miss Cherilee exclaims with emotion. She goes down the stairs to the basement hoping to see at least one mouse locked up, but instead she finds a small image inside the mousetrap. "What is it?" Miss Cherilee takes out the image and seeing it more closely she realizes it is a photograph consisting of five mice sending their 'greetings' to her. "Hey Timber, can I make you a request?" "Sure Spike! What is it about?" Timber Sprunce asks without taking his eyes off the piece of wood he was dragging toward the electric mower saw. "I want you to break up with Twilight." The young man shudders in such a way that he pushes the wooden board with excessive force, and himself as well. Hearing a deep cut, Timber turns off the machine to fearfully examine if he lost any of his fingers, or his hands, or perhaps one of his arms. Seeing that Timber came out unscathed, he was relieved - That was a close one! Returning to himself, Timber heads his attetion to the purple dog. "Are you crazy or what!? Why are you asking me to break up with Twilight!?" "Because that way she can fall in love with the guy from the pet store, and give me lots of kibbles." Spike says rubbing his belly with the paws and licking his muzzle several times. It's time to shear sheep at Fluttershy's farm. The pink haired young girl goes out to gather all her herds, calling her sheep one by one to shear the leafy wool and pile them in the warehouse. Fluttershy soon realizes that winter was already approaching because she saw the first snowflake fall, so she decides to take the collected wool and start knitting coats. Once she has made the garments, Fluttershy wraps her sheep in them. Thus, Fluttershy and her sheep herds are kept warm throughout the winter season. Principal Abacus Cinch and Dean Mi Amore Cadenza, or Cadence as everyone mostly knows her, find themselves having cups of tea in a Cafe while Cinch reads the newspaper carefully. After turning several pages an article catches the eye of the woman with glasses. "Listen to this Cadenza, according to a survey carried out by the New Trot Times nowdays people gives the right to stupid and mediocre individuals. What do you think of this?" "That you are very right, Principal Cinch." Dean Cadence says before sipping her cup. Twilight Sparkle is on her way to one of the many company buildings in the city of Canterlot. To be exact, she was addressing a match company - of which she was the CEO. But she was not alone; in fact, she brought with her two enormous sacks with content yet to be determined. Once entered the establishment, she calles all members for an urgent meeting. "Ladies and gentlemen, as you know the firm is going from bad to worse to the point that we did not make any profit this semester. This graph I'm presenting shows we are going downhill." Twilight explains, causing shock and dismay among the company's associates. "But it doesn't matter!" Twilight exclaims, being optimistic despite the crisis her company is going through, "today it was time to make the distribution of profits. So, whatever the situation, I will proceed with the distribution as usual." With that said, Twilight puts the sacks she entered the room with on the table and untied the knots to make way for a mountain of match sticks, plus two boxes for match sticks. "Mr. Stickmatch gets 1,400 match sticks! And the rest of the shareholders will only get 530, but with two boxes each!" Thunderlane goes out to the garden in order to wash and clean the family car (at his mother's insistence more than everything) when he found his younger brother, Rumble, sticking his finger inside his nose. Thunderlane then goes and rebukes the pre-teen. "Don't be gross, Rumble! I've told you ten thousand times not to stick your finger in your nose!" "Bah! I honestly don't understand you guys." Rumble exclaims with annoyance, far from feeling ashamed. "Oh yeah? Explain yourself then, twerp!" Thunderlane demands without removing his reproachful expression. "Very well. First, Mom doesn't want me to stick them in her desserts. Then Dad doesn't want me to stick them in his tools. And now you are telling me not to stick them in my nose!" "Because that's a bad habit, Rumble! Get over with it!" "Okay brother, you win. I won't argue with you anymore." Rumble says reassuring Thunderlane. Until he asks, "And where should I stick my fingers at then?" The Wild West Adagio Dazzle and Aria Blaze enter a gun store, being greeted by the owner of the establishment as if they were both important figures - in fact, they are frequent customers because both girls always buy a good amount of ammunition and dynamite, in addition to leaving a good tip for the seller's services. "Good morning, ladies! What can I do for you this time?" "You see Armorhide, our sister is going 18 years old today and we want to give her a gun." Adagio says. "But not just any gun! We want a gun that is easy to carry and has a lot of power." Add Aria. The seller takes a wooden box off the counter from which he removes a silver pistol. "I recommend this wonder. At first glance it looks like a toy, but it has the ability to pierce brick walls and steel doors like nothing! It's so powerful that it destroys forts a hundred meters away! What do you say?" "Hmmm ... okay, you convinced us. We buy it!" After acquiring the weapon, both Sirens head to their ranch where Sonata Dusk practiced throwing the lasso at the horses. Without any success. "Hey Sonata! Put that thing aside and come get your birthday present!" The youngest of the Dazzlings opens her gift, placing her new pistol inside the belt holster. "Thanks girls. It's so cute." "But don't just stand there like a cactus. Come out into town and show them your gun so everyone respects you!" "Okay…" Following the suggestion of her older sisters, Sonata rides her horse and goes for a walk around the town. An hour later, Sonata returns to the ranch but instead of having her tiny, deadly weapon, she carried a pretty gold watch with her. "Hey girls, guess what? Since I hate violence I've decided to trade my gun for this watch. Now I look like those train drivers!" "If you're stupid, Sonata! The only thing you're going to know is the time someone is about to punch you in the face!" Adagio exclaims in disgust. Author's Note Good morning to all! I'm back again with a new installment of the random scenes starring our favorite Equestria Girls characters. Expect all kinds of scenarios in any situation and at any time ... well, not at any time, but everything could happen as this story progresses!
Random Moments 3 - #02Private Detective Office. Rarity was resting placidly on her chair, since she didn't have much to do after all the cases had been resolved, when a fat lady in her mid-forties stormed in with tears covering her eyes. "Help Detective! I was robbed in broad daylight! I didn't even realize it until it was too late!" "Now darling, there is no reason to despair." Rarity says waking up from her now interrupted sleep. Despite the woman's screams, she maintains her composure. "Please take a seat and tell me your name." " * Sniff * … I'm Mrs. Barbie Q.…" "Alright Mrs. Q, now tell me what was stolen from you." "My cell phone! My cell phone was stolen! Please help me find my phone! MY PHOOOOONE!" "Calm down dear, I don't need you to freak out any more than you already are. I'll take care of the situation, in the mean time you stay here and entertain with these fashion magazines." Thus, Detective Rarity leaves the office to fulfill her duty. ( Fifteen minutes later ) "I'm back!" The woman was impressed by the time it took for Rarity to return from her mission. "Oh my. That was pretty quick!" "I am quite efficient." Rarity says smiling proudly. "I can see it now. Well, where is it?" "Right here! ... and it's number +1 (408) 785-9962." Zephyr Breeze was heading towards Rainbow Dash's house. The athlete had called him early for lunch and Zephyr thought she had prepared something delicious for his birthday, so he picks up his pace to get there fast. Once outside the building, Zephyr rings the doorbell of the house being greeted by a Rainbow Dash carrying brooms and mops. "Well, it was about time you finally came! I'm cleaning the whole house, I hope that doesn't bother you at all." "Uh ... of course not, not at all." Zephyr assures. "But don't just stand there like a fool! Come in at once!" Rainbow yanks Fluttershy's older brother inside and sits him down near the table where she serves him a simple bowl of vegetable soup as she continues with the cleaning. "But what is this! This is how you celebrate my birthday? With a miserable soup?" "And what did you want? Lobster? Pheasant? Caviar? ..." "I'm not asking that much… but not even a bottle or can of soda to uncap?" Then Zephyr begins to protest. "Oh hay no! I have to uncover something!" "With pleasure!" Rainbow Dash exclaims handing Zephyr a plunger. "Here. Start uncovering the bathtub! " On the outskirts of the city, under the inclement sun, a group of inmates was chopping stones in a quarry under the constant surveillance of the security guards. Among the prisoners was Trixie Lulamoon perspiring from trying to chip her stone. The worst of the case was that she had to do this until twelve noon, and it was only 09:10 am. "When Trixie was told she had to spend four years in the shade , this wasn't what she had in mind!" Classical age On the hill of a city-state stood a splendid temple built with the finest stones brought from the heart of the mountains. A pantheon made in honor of the local goddess and guardian of the city, Faust. Inside were two of the priestesses, Fluttershy and Amethyst Star, preparing the incenses for the celebration that was to take place that afternoon. Amethyst gets bored with incense and decides to start a conversation with her friend. "Fluttershy, did I tell you the Gods appeared before me?" "No, never. When did it happen?" "Long ago, in a dream." Amethyst replies. "They came down from their heavenly abode and gave me to choose between two alternatives: to be the richest in the world , or to be the most beautiful in the world." "And which one you choose?" Fluttershy asks. "Isn't it obvious?" Amethyst poses denoting her statuesque figure. "What a coincidence. I must confess the Gods also appeared before me in a dream." This comment takes Star by surprise. Of all the people she knew, she never thought these things would happen to someone like Fluttershy. Especially Fluttershy. "Don't tell me! And what did they say?" "The Gods gave me to choose between two alternatives, like you, but mine were different. I had to choose between having a lot of courage or having a good memory." "And what did you choose?" "Uh… well… I can't remember." The pink haired girl answers. One weekend afternoon Shining Armor receives a couple of distinguished gentlemen, it seems that they were very important people. "Good afternoon gentlemen, what brings you to my home?" "We come on behalf of the Canterlot Museum of History." "We were informed that you have in your possession a large collection of ancient weapons." "Indeed gentlemen, I have a variety of weapons made here in Canterlot itself." "Fascinating detail!" Exclaims one of the museum representatives. "How did you get the valuable collection?" "It was passed through my family. From generation to generation." Shining Armor shows the gentlemen representatives to the living room where there was a variety of slingshots made of wood displayed on a frame. "And here are the slingshots of my grandparents, great-grandparents, and great-great-grandparents!" Bulk Biceps exercised his arms by constantly lifting weights without showing the slightest sign of exhaustion. "Wow Bulk, you're on fire! When it comes to exercising your body, you take it very seriously." Flash Sentry says admiringly along with his friends, Brawly Beats and Ringo. "Thanks! I have to keep these arms in shape to play domino." "Dude, you don't need to exercise to play domino!" Replies Brawly Beats. "But I play it with bricks." Bulk Biceps admits. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were resting in the Canterlot High's training ground when Scootaloo walks up with them. "Hey girls, do you want to hear a spicy story?" The two Crusaders exchange glances. They had heard all kinds of stories but never a spicy one because those kinds of stories were reserved only for adults and adolescents, they believed. Either way they were going to find out sooner or later, and what better time than now! "I would like to hear it." "Same here. Shoot it Scoots!" Then the purple haired girl takes a deep breath and begins. "Once upon a time, there was a tiny chili pepper who wanted to know the world...!" Author's Note There you have it, a "spicy" story told by the voice of a pre-teen. Not suitable or those who don't tolerate all kinds of chili peppers.
Random Moments 3 - #03Vinyl Scratch invites Melody Octavia over to her house for a Biology teaching class, as Vinyl had poor grades in such topic and urgently needed a tutor - maybe have some time for fun playing video games if the violinist allows it. When Octavia enters Vinyl's bedroom, she notices one of the windows presenting two holes as a result of something hitting the glass. "And what happened here?" The DJ turns her head towards Octavia's finger pointing to the window. "That? It was something funny who happened to me on the weekend! You know sometimes I'd stay up late composing new music, right?" "Yes Vinyl, I'm pretty aware about it ." Octavia says rolling her eyes remembering with disgust the times she stayed at Vinyl's house. "The thing is, I was finishing my remix when at three in the morning my neighbor throws a stone breaking my window. When I picked it up there was a piece of paper that said: 'Shut up already! I need to go work tomorrow!' So I turned off my DJ Mixer and went to bed. " "I see. What about the second hole?" "Well ... seven minutes later my neighbor threw another rock with a note saying: 'Thank you!'" Applejack works selling products on the street, like every day she goes out to the city center trying to sell the contents of her sales suitcase. She is not always successful though, and today was one of those days. "My! It's almost time for lunch and I can't get them to buy me anything." Suddenly she sees a huge shadow moving in a dead end. The farmer girl peeks out to see what it was all about, finding a stout fellow threatening the Flim Flam Brothers with a knife. Apparently it was a reckoning and the man wasn't happy. "I gave you until today to pay me everythimg you owe me, otherwise I would slice your throats like chickens! And I always keep my promises!" "P-please have mercy! We had a rough patch with our business!" Flim pleads desperately. "But if you give us time to recover, we swear we will pay every penny! Plus interest!" Flam adds hoping to convince the rogue, but it doesn't work. "Hold on right there, mister!" Applejack intervenes before the vulgar criminal attacks. The brothers were relieved to see the blonde girl, hopeful she would save them from this rogue. Back with Applejack. "Do you really want to get the blood of these two on your hands?" The man is left thinking at the question, he was no longer sure about he was going to do. In the other hand, Flim and Flam begin to challenge him. "That's right! Are you going to get your hands dirty with us?" "Well? The lady asked a question. Answer it!" Then Applejack takes out a pair of gloves from her sales bag. "Here. Wear these." Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie leave a building after finishing work. Pinkie doesn't seem happy because her boss handed her a piece of paper moments before. "Look at this Twilight, I break my back like a mule and the boss rewards my efforts with this piece of paper!" "No Pinkie, that's a check. With it you go to a bank and exchange it for money according to the stipulated amount. I have one too." The pink haired girl observes her new acquisition now understanding what it is and what it is for. "I'm such a dummy! And to think mister big-boss-man didn't appreciate me. So, I only have to change it for money, right?" "That's right. Come, I'm going to take you to the bank so you can exchange it at once." Both girls go to the Bank of Canterlot to perform the procedure. After waiting, the receptionist attends them. "Good morning, how can I help you?" "We have come to cash this check." "Very well. And how do you want me to give you the money?" "Here, in the hand." Pinkie Pie says extending her palm to the bank worker. A married couple enters Luna's office, with the husband speaking and explaining the situation he is going through. "Doctor, my wife is totally mute and I'm sick of living in silence. Please operate her and make her speak!" "Okay sir. I'll take the case in my hands and we operate on her today." Luna says, receiving the gratitude of the anguished man. A week later, the husband returns to the office with great joy. "Doctor, you are a genius! My wife talks day and night like normal people." "I'm glad to hear that, sir. And you look happier now." "You tell it, doctor!" But when another week passed ... "Dr. Luna, my wife won't stop talking! I'm getting desperate! Please leave her speechless again." "It seems to me this isn't going to be possible." Luna comments contemplating the situation. "Making a person talk is one thing. Silencing a person is impossible." The man collapses on the chair with resignation. "So… are you telling me there is no solution?" "Actually, there is an alternative. And is to make you deaf ." Sunset Shimmer and Trixie Lulamoon were inside a bar drinking several glasses of beer, getting drunk in the process. "Hey Sunset ... * Hic * ... do you want the Great and Drunken Trixie to be honest with you? ..." "... Sure thing! ... * Hic * " Sunset responds to Trixie in a streaky voice and bottle in hand. "You ... you know I'd like honest people ... * Hic * " "... Okey Dokey then ..." Trixie takes another sip of his beer and says, "You are ... the most drunken of us three ...! * Hic * " Monday in the morning. Crystal Prep opens its doors to students to kick off another day of school. The Shadowbolts head for the main entrance when Sunny Flare spots someone in the distance. It was Principal Abacus Cinch who was moving around in wheelchairs , and since there was no one to support her, she turned the wheels forward. This moved the girls to the core. While Principal Cinch has done reprehensible acts in the past to keep her reputation, she also didn't deserve to live in such conditions. Putting aside all resentment towards her the girls go to greet Cinch. "Good morning ladies." "Good morning Principal Cinch. We just want to express our sincere regrets, and we want you to know if you need help with anything, please do not hesitate to come with us." Sugarcoat speaks first on behalf of her and her friends. "Excuse me?" "I know we had our differences in the past ... and maybe I have said a few bad things about you on social media, but I never would have wished you this!" Add Sunny Flare about to let a tear escape. Nonetheless, Abacus Cinch arches an eyebrow. "But what on Earth are you talking about?" "About you, of course! You are an invalid now ." Sour Sweet pronounces. And you'll be tied to that wheelchair for the rest of your life! ”Indigo Zap exclaims, pointing at both Principal Cinch and the rolling chair. "I've never heard such flummery in my entire life! And for the record, I still have motor and sensitive control on my legs!" To prove it, Cinch gets up from her seat and takes a couple of steps sideways. This revelation makes the Shadowbolts to change their hearts and get mad at her. "This was awful, Principal Cinch!" Lemon Zest complains indignantly. "And if you can walk, why the hell the wheelchair then?" "This one? It actually belonged to my great-grandfather and I had planned to sell it, but I saw it was still in good condition so I decided to use it. This way I won't get tired walking from my house to Crystal Prep. Anyways, have a nice day! ... and before I forget: Sunny Flare, I'll wait for you in my office after class." And again Principal Abacus Cinch returns to her wheelchair entering the building on it. Author's Note Well, I have no excuse for the last scenario - neither for the Sunset and Trixie's scene - but when it comes to Abacus Cinch, anything is possible with that woman.
Random Moments 3 - #04Another day ends at Canterlot High School and the young students depart either to their homes or some other place to amuse themselves. Rainbow Dash waits at the entrance for her protégé Scootaloo and accompany her home as usual. However, something bothered Rainbow a lot and it was related to Scootaloo's grades. In recent weeks the pubert had gotten low grades and every question asked by the teachers was answered badly, as consequence her parents or her aunts reprimanded Scootaloo severely. While she and Rainbow aren't sisters actually Dash doesn't like it when they reprimand Scoots, so in case she says again she'd got another 'D' or 'F' Rainbow Dash would be the first to talk to Scootaloo's family. Speaking of which, Scootaloo walks out the entrance and she looked in a good mood. Rainbow Dash starts asking her. "Hi Scoots! How have you been? Did your classes go well? Don't tell me you got another bad grade?" "Nope!" She answers. "This time I got a good answer to a question in Mrs. Harshwhinny's, and she gave me a prize!" "... Hold on, a prize?" "I know, it sounds weird but it's true. Look!" Scootaloo opens her backpack and hands Rainbow Dash a book - one titled ' Puss with Boost ' - much to the athlete's surprise . And Mrs. Harshwhinny never gave prizes to students who answered her questions well! Or at least she never gave any to Rainbow when she was Scoots age, because she always answered wrong. "Has Harshwhinny already gone crazy from the many magical events happening at school?" Rainbow Dash wonders. "I wish that. The thing is Mrs. Harshwhinny asked what the square root of 225 was, and I answered 14.9 ." Rainbow addresses her protégé with a mixing look of shock and aberration. "Kid, why did you come to say that barbarity?! Everyone knows the square root of 225 is 15 !!" "Yes, but the others answered 16 and Harshwhinny gave me the book because I was close to finding the answer." Scootaloo says before continuing on her way home. Lotus and Aloe were working in the Spa, giving massages to a couple of clients who entered the establishment. During the session Aloe talks to her sister and colleague. "Darling, a little bird told me you've already found your charming prince." Aloe says with a mischievous smile. "You are right! And it happened last week!" Lotus responds excitedly. "And how it happened?" Lotus begins her narration wgile working. "Desert Sage invited me to a disco on Friday. To be honest U wasn't doing much there, save for sitting in a chair, when he appeared: tall, handsome, athlete's bearing, and copper hair. He took my hand and led me to dance cumbias." "Woman, you don't know how to dance cumbias!" Aloe exclaims in surprise. "That's what I told him! But then he said 'Baby, just let yourself carried away.' " "And you'd get carried away?" "Yes. I let myself be carried away to the Church." Lotus says showing Aloe the wedding ring she wears on her index finger. "Go Banana! Get the ball!" Flash Sentry throws a small red ball for his dog to come and pick it up. The bulldog terrier takes the ball with his mouth and hands it back to Flash. "Good boy!" The young man pat Banana's head. Flash takes the ball again and throws it, this time with more force. "Get the ball!" " Arf, arf !" Again Banana launches after the spherical object. However when he opened his jaws the ball went straight to his throat, and in an involuntary movement he swallowed it. The little bulldog remains immobile for a few seconds before returning to his owner. "And the ball, boy?" Flash asks him. Banana walks away until reaching a bush, getting inside it. In a matter of minutes the dog emerges from the bush and raising a paw indicates Flash the ball is over there. Canterlot Supreme Court, 09:45 am "Order in the court! The session of the City of Canterlot v. Main Suspect will begin! Let the defendant pass!" On the spot the officers bring in a handcuffed subject and force him to sit down. The judge then gives the floor to Prosecutor Sugarcoat. "As Prosecutor I will begin by reading the charges against the accused, unless this 'lawyer' interrupts me." Sugarcoat says looking directly at Pinkie Pie. "Wow! I didn't know you could read in the first place!" "Hush, lawyer!" Orders the judge. "NO! I protest, Your Honor! And no one will stop me from talking!" "Enough already, Pinkie Pie! The judge ordered you to shut up." "But I won't!" Pinkie Pie exclaims insistently. "As a defense attorney, I have the right to speak!" Sugarcoat gives the pink haired lady a mocking face. "Please! Unlike you, I wear the legislator's robe with me. And not only that. Under it I wear the robe of my profession, the law. The cloak of justice serves as a coat, and I also dress with the robe of truth. " Members of the public and the Jury were so in awe of Sugarcoat's eloquence that they filled the room with applause until the judge again ordered silence. However, Pinkie Pie wasn't impressed who was glaring at her rival strangely. "Hey silly, aren't you hot with so many clothes on?" Spike got hungry after spending several minutes recording multiple videos, which he was going to post on his MyTube account later, and decides to head up at the kitchen to help himself a bowl of snacks plus a glass of milk. Passing by something stops him and decides to go back looking the bathroom's entrance. Sticking his head out, Spike watches Night Light and Twilight Velvet filling the tub with water and liquid soap. This could mean only one thing to the puppy. "Oh man, they want to bathe me! And I hate to be bathed! Better find a place to hide until the danger passes." The purple dog begins to search the house for a space where Twilight and Shining Armor's parents can never find him. Although his alternatives for hiding were too predictable, and when Spike is about to give up he sets his eyes on Night Light and Velvet's room. Specifically in the two-seater bed. "Of course! The last place they can find me would be underneath of their bed. I'm such a genius!" Like a projectile, Spike launches into the room and sneaks under the bed. To his surprise there were also Winona, Opal the cat, Angel Bunny, Tank the land turtle, the leopard gecko Ray and Gummy the stuffed crocodile who apparently had the same idea as Spike and hid under the bed to avoid being bathe by their respective owners . Principal Celestia had gained too much weight in recent months finding herself forced to see a nutritionist for an easy method to lose weight. After the analyzes performed, the doctor announces his treatment plan. "Alright Miss Celestia, I'll will give you this diet plan designed by myself and that has produced very satisfactory results in all my overweight patients." "Okay. What does it consist of?" Celestia asks. "Very simple. You should refrain from consuming all kinds of food on the days that have 'R'; that is, you must'n eat on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Then, you can eat on the other days. You will see how you lose weight in a month." Celestia seems to agree with the nutritionist's instructions and begins her new diet. However, the principal completely forgets about her diet and walks into a restaurant, helping herself to huge barbecued pork ribs garnished with bacon. That day was Friday night, and to make things more difficult, Celestia's nutritionist was at an adjoining table. " AHEM ! ..." "Oh… hello doctor! W-what brings you here?" Principal Celestia greets with fear after meeting her nutritionist. "You know that you should be on a diet, right?" "Uh… yes!" "And you also know that you should NOT be eating on certain days I'd mentioned to you, right?" "Yes, that's what you told me." "And do you know what day is today?" "Sure… Fliday !" Celestia answers, swallowing the piece of rib from her mouth. Author's Note Good day everyone! These last weeks I have been busy enough with many topics back in gome that I almost forgot this fic existed, and that I had to update it. I offer my apologies for the delay, hope this chapter makes up for my absence (with this, there is only one more chapter left to conclude this installment). That's all for now. And remember: Barbecued pork ribs garnished with bacon, only on Flidays!
Random Moments 3 - #05Pinkie Pie comes out of a graphics store with a huge smile on her face. She had saved enough money to buy blueprints for build a ship, which means she would have her own boat and go sailing as often she wanted to. Finally one of her many dreams would come true! Pinkie heads to the riverbanks taking with her wooden planks, nails, and tools she'd borrowed from Applejack and Rainbow Dash. She was quite excited to begin with the construction on her ship. Unrolling the blueprints she realizes that they turned out to be larger than she thought, and were five different plans in total that belong to different stages of building. If that wasn't enough, there were indications as well: connect point H-40 with end A-15, 73.6 degree tilt to place the nail, carve the top end of the boards for the bow frame only, fit screw # 45 into inlet U. Too many words and too much unnecessary information for Ponkie Pie. Why would someone do something so mean? If it's about building a ship, not a spaceship! Still, this wouldn't stop the pink haired girl. She puts the construction materials aside, takes out a roll of duct tape from the bottom of her fluffy hair, starts to fold the graphics forming another shape, and once she joins them she places a piece of duct tape on it. Finally Pinkie Pie creates a huge paper boat and with the leftover blueprints she makes a sailor hat for herself. She puts her new ship afloat and goes out to sail the river in it. Bon Bon was coming home from shopping when she found Lyra Heartstrings sitting in the backyard of her house. The two-tone color haired girl seems to be angry as she frowns at the presence of her visitor. "What do you want?" "I've told you already: I want your forgiveness, and I'll be on a hunger strike until you forgive me." "Yeah? Well, have fun with it!" Bon Bon answers before entering her home untimely. She didn't want to see her, not even in picture. From time to time she glanced through her window only to see that Lyra was still outside. Soon Bon Bon's anger was replaced by grief and guilt. "Poor thing, maybe I've been too harsh with her. After all, she only played an innocent prank on me at school. I must end this." Not wanting to see her friend get hurt any longer Bon Bon decides to forgive her. As a proof, she takes several cupcakes with a couple of glasses filled with orange juice, puts them on a tray and goes out so both girls can eat and forget about this silly fight. "Lyra! I have something to say-" Bon Bon surprises her classmate devouring a big double-cheese hamburger with fries. "What the hell! Didn't you say you were going on a hunger strike?" "That's right, but this is not what you think!"Lyra answers quickly. "And what is it then!?" "I'm just fueling the tank to go on with the strike." "Thanks for the Karate and Kung-fu lessons, Rainbow Dash! Now I'm feeling like a real street fighter." Sonata Dusk executes a combination of punches and kicks perfectly that makes Rainbow Dash smile with pride after spending several weeks teaching her how to fight. "No problem! And now that you are a martial arts expert, what are you planning to do?" "Well, I was thinking of giving my sisters a little surprise." Sonata says with an evil grin. Meanwhile at the Dazzlings' house, Adagio forces Aria to start cleaning the house as she finishes making lunch. Aria starts removing the dust of themain front door with a simple rag so she can get back to the couch and continue watching her show. What the middle Dazzling didn't expect was to see the door knocked down by a flying kick from Sonata, crushing it in the process. " Y-YAAAAAAAAAA !" Sonata cries with such ferocity, though her older sister was not amused. "And what's Ya?" Adagio grumbles waiting for an answer about the door... and Aria. "Well… it's for I'm home, Ya-all!" Sonata exclaims putting a goofy smile. Sunset Shimmer is worried. Her pet gecko Ray had fallen ill, showing a picture of high fever and chills. Despite all of Sunset's efforts, there was no improvement in the reptile's health. "My God Ray, your temperature keeps rising! I better take you to the vet right now." Sunset wraps Ray in a blanket and heads off to the vet. Upon arrival, she finds a long line of patients with their pets waiting to be attented. "Wow! The doc is going to be pretty busy today. Anyway, we'll have to be patient and wait our turn." The flamed haired girl and her pet take their seats and wait patiently. When the last person left Ray escapes from Sunset's arms, climbing up the walls to position himself above the filing cabinet and contemplate a diploma. "Ray, what are you doing?" Just then the vet comes out. "May the next patient come plea- Hey! What's that gecko doing!?" "Forgive him. Ray is very suspicious and wants to make sure you have a degree, doctor." Sunset Shimmer responds by excusing her pet's behavior. Recess time at Canterlot High. The teachers takes a break before returning to classes with the students. Then Cranky Doodle, Mrs. Harswhinny, and Ms. Cherilee decide to talk about the days when they went hunting. Mr. Doodle starts first. "… And I said 'Matilda, move that bush, I think I've heard something' so she moved it and five partridges came out, but before they can escaped I take them down with one shot!" "Not bad Cranky, not bad. When I went hunting I came across a flock of ducks, about fifteen of them in mid-flight. Still, I grabbed my shotgun… and shot them all down!" Harshwhinny finishes her story with a victorious grin. Cranky had to admit that the blonde's 'tale' was impressive, although he knew she was lying and is aware of it because he just lied earlier. Leaving aside the competition they both head with Cherilee. "And what about you Cherilee? Did you catch something too?" "Yes, but it wasn't a big deal." Says the young teacher. "You see, I went to the forest hoping to catch a large animal and I was unsuccessful, then I went to the meadow to try my luck but I was unsuccessful either, finally I went to a swamp that was nearby and nothing happened. I got so mad that I inadvertently pulled the trigger on my shotgun, and the bullet shot into the top of a tree. I saw something fall so I quickly ran to see what it was and found a woodpecker with a damaged wing. I was so sorry that I took the bird with me and brought it home to heal it. Now he is better." "That's all? You literally hunted nothing!" Cranky exclaims in disbelief, as does Mrs. Harshwinny. "I know! But the woodpecker turned out to be so kind that for having healed his wound he made me a stylish table, a set of chairs and now he's making me a closet." Cherilee answers, making fun of her colleagues and their fanciful stories. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon go for a walk around town to spend the afternoon and have fun. They were heading to the movies when something catches their attention: an auction event that was taking place. Diamond reads aloud what is being auctioned. "… Three plasma TVs, an SUV, a 19th century armchair, a jade carved dragon figure and… a talking parrot ! I've always wanted a real talking parrot . Shall we go Silvy?" "I don't know. I don't like this idea, but if you want it I'm with you." Silver Spoon says. Both girls enter the event that was about to end. "… And finally we have this magnificent specimen of a green parrot with golden forehead with the ability to speak like any of us here. We open the auction with $ 600." "770!" "800!" "50 cents!" "$ 1200!" Diamond says. "One thousand and twenty to the young lady with the tiara! Who gives more?" "1500 dollars!" Exclaims a boy the same age as Diamond and Silver Spoon. It seems that he also wanted the parrot, but Diamond would not allow it "1800!" The pre-teen raises the price to $ 2500, hoping to discourage heiress to the Rich fortune. But nevertheless… "3000 dollars!" Diamond strikes back. That price was enough for the boy to give up and withdraw from the auction. That parrot wasn't worth his time or his money anyways. Diamond Tiara could taste victory today, now nobody stands between her and the bird. " 6000 dollars !" Someone speaks from the audience. The spectators look for the owner of that deep, strong and baritone voice. Who could be Diamond didn't care, that parrot had her name written on it and she wasn't going to leave without giving a fight. "7000 dollars!" The girl increases her price. So did that person offering $ 8000 for the talking parrot. This was going wrong for Diamond Tiara. "Hey Diamond, don't you think you'd better quit? You don't have that amount in your wallet." "I know Silvy, that's why I'm asking you to stop the auction until I get back. I'll go get more money." "Uh… okay. But I still don't like this idea." Silver Spoon says with concern. She asks for a recess and the auction is suspended until Diamond Tiara returns. For his part, Diamond goes to an ATM by withdrawing a certain number of bills before returning to the auction. "Sorry for the delay, I had a pending matter to deal with. I think I was left at... $ 10,000." "Right. The talking parrot is sold for ten thousand-" " $ 15,000 !" Again that subject is pronounced to the amazement of those present. "Damn it. $ 16,000!" " $ 17,000 !" "$ 18,000!" " $ 19,000 !" "20,000 dollars!" " $ 25,000 !" Diamond was already getting desperate, he had to get this over with. "$ 35,000!" "… $40,00. " This was the last straw. In a burst, Diamond Tiara fires her latest offer "$ 70,000!" "70,000 at one! 70,000 at two! 70,000 at three ! Sold to the young lady with the tiara, and with this purchase the auction is closed!" Spectators fill the atmosphere with loud applause for the winner. Of all the auctions they have attended, this turned out to be the most exciting of all. As for Diamond Tiara, she goes home with her precious pet being helped by Silver Spoon after suffering this moment of tension. One month after "This is unbelievable! I spent $ 70,000 of my college funds on you! My parents keep asking me about that money, I'm running out of excuses and you haven't said a single word during all this time! What do you have to say in your defense?" Diamond Tiara claims to her parrot, but the exotic bird remains silent. "I knew it, you're a fraud! You can't talk! Why did I think you could talk if you don't even have your own voice." " And whose voice do you think was raising prices that day at the auction ?" The parrot asks with a mocking smile while pulling out a ventriloquism book under his wing to read it. Author's Note With this scene I close the third installment of these absurd and random moments. Sorry if it took me too long, I was quite busy with personal issues, and I had to think about how to finish the chapter and the story today - I was between Diamond and the parrot with another idea, I decided on the first option. And you may be wondering how I allow a 13-year-old girl to enter an auction event and spend a large sum of money on something that does not work... beacuse why not. This is a randomized situation after all, anything can happen. Be free to comment and comment if you wish, for my part it will be until next time. Cheers!
