The Fun-Filled Sex Life of Fluttercord

by My Little Pastafarian

A Snuggly-Wuggly Afternoon

Previous Chapter

Fluttershy yawned for the umpteenth time and rubbed her eyes. The brightness of the sun stung them, and she wished she had thought to bring her sunglasses to the sanctuary.

She went back to watering the garden patches. Fluttershy had planted all sorts of vegetables and plants around the sanctuary, so her animal friends would have plenty of nutritious food available at all times. It did take a lot of watering and weeding and caring to keep them healthy, but it was a labor of love.

However, today working was harder than usual. She was so tired.

I wish I could take a nap. But there is so much to do!” Fluttershy thought to herself, ”The critters need me!”

”FLUTTEEEERS!!!” a cheerful voice rang from behind her. She turned to smile at her special somepony, riding towards her on a winged toaster.

”I brought you lunch! You haven’t eaten yet, have you?” he asked, brandishing a picnic basket.

”Oh thank you Discord! No, I haven’t had lunch yet and I was getting...*yawn* hungry,” Fluttershy answered, unable to keep the tiredness from her voice.

Discord dismounted his steed and grabbed her face in his paw and claw.

”My sweet, you look exhausted! Have you been sleeping enough?” he asked, concerned for the dark circles under her eyes.

”I did sleep a couple of hours, but I was up most of the night. Do you remember Valerie the bobcat? She gave birth to four kittens last night, and I needed to help her through it,” she told him.

”Oh darling, you did a wonderful thing, and you really do go over and above in the care you give the fuzzballs,” Discord said fondly, giving her a peck on the cheek, ”But you need to take care of yourself too! You should be resting.”

”I can’t abandon the sanctuary just because I’m a little drowsy! The plants need watering, and I haven’t fed the birds yet, and there is a kengaroo with an injured paw that needs fresh bandages, andMMM!” she was cut off when Discord gave her a firm but gentle kiss.

”And I love you for being so diligent, but I can’t let you burn yourself out. Let’s eat first, and then you are going to take a nap. I will take care of the chores,” he said like the decision had been made.

”Are you sure? I don’t want to foist my responsibilities on you. I don’t want to be a bother...” she trailed off, hiding behind her mane.

”I am sure. And it’s no bother. If I can conquer Equestria, surely I can do a day’s work at an animal sanctuary,” Discord stated confidently.

”Oh. All right then. Thank you so much, you really are a sweetheart,” Fluttershy smiled at him, and flew up to kiss his forehead.

”Anything for you my love. Now let’s have lunch! I brought your favorite cucumber sandwiches, and tea, and cake, and marshmallow-parsley soup!”

They settled on a blanket in the shade of a beech tree and ate a hearty meal. Fluttershy explained the things that needed to be done and convinced him not to fix every little thing with his magic. Lots of sudden flashes and things appearing out of thin air would startle her more sensitive charges, after all.

”Okay then. Are you full? Do you want anything else before you go?” Discord asked gently, as he polished off the last of the sandwiches.

”I’m alright, thank you. But I think I should stay close,” she said, ”So you can wake me if you need my help or some of the animals are giving you trouble.”

”Hmm. How about this then?” Discord scooped her up, and laid her in a sling he was suddenly wearing across his chest. ”You’ll be with me as I work, and I can make sure you get enough rest.”

Fluttershy peered from the depths of the wrapping. For a second she felt a little silly being carried like a baby, but then she realized how incredibly comfy the sling was. It was like a soft nest, and she felt his warmth and heard his heartbeat when she leaned against him.

”Mmm. This is nice,” she hummed against his chest, relaxing into the cuddly material.

Discord watched as her eyes drooped closed and he stroked the warm pony-bundle until her breathing evened and she was lulled into sleep. He gave her a tender kiss on the nose before standing up.

Alrighty then! Time to get busy!” he thought to himself briskly.

The chores went, for the most part, well.

He finished watering the plants, he filled all the birdfeeders, and fixed a broken shelter. (Or close enough. Replacing it with a bouncy castle counts as ”fixed,” right?)

The kengaroo with the hurt paw was wary of the strange looking spirit when he first approached it, but relaxed when it spotted its caretaker snoozing against him.

Angel bunny was not pleased to be fed and brushed by the most annoying draconequus in Equestria, but didn’t give him too much trouble. After all, throwing carrots at him might wake Fluttershy. And he didn’t want to disturb her, even if his mistress did have questionable taste in romantic partners.

Fluttershy slept soundly through all of it. Discord used his magic to make sure she wouldn’t be jostled too much as he moved. A couple of times she muttered in her sleep, or pawed at him through the sling. When she did this, Discord couldn’t help but stop and gaze down at the tiny mare. Her sleepyface was unbelievably, unbearingly cute.

She made the adorable snuffles she did when she was in a deep, contended slumber. Her eyes and ears twitched and a little smile played on her lips, telling him she was having good dreams, and feeling very happy and comfortable nestled against him.

His heart fluttered at the sight. It took all of his determination to not plunge down and positively flatten her with eager kisses. More than once, Discord had to clench and unclench his fists to keep himself from waking her.

Just when Discord was done spreading fresh hay for the larger animals’ bedding, Fluttershy finally stirred awake.

”Good morning my dear! Did you sleep well?” Discord smiled at her.

Fluttershy yawned and stretched, and poked her head up from the sling. ”Very well, thank you. Was I asleep long?”

”A couple of hours. I’ve gotten through your to-do list for the day,” he informed her.

”Thank you so much sweetie! You’ve been a huge help,” she cooed, nuzzling his chest tuft, ”Hope it wasn’t too much trouble.”

”Not at all my love. It was a breeze,” and he made a strong gale that flipped an umbrella inside out in his hand to demonstrate just how much of a breeze it was.

Fluttershy giggled. ”Since you have been so helpful, we should spend the rest of the day doing something you want to do.”

”Something I want to do? Hmm,” Discord mused, stroking his beard. ”Well I really want to take my beautiful girlfriend home and snuggle her until she turns to mush. You think that could be arranged?” he asked, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.

She blushed slightly and nodded.

In a flash, they appeared in his bedroom.

Before he and Fluttershy were an item, Discord used to sleep whenever and wherever took his fancy, with no regard to such details as beds or sheets or sleep patterns. But now he liked sleeping on the same schedule as her and having a bed he could share with her, and he liked how the mattress had a Fluttershy-sized depression and how his pillows smelled like her.

Discord lifted her carefully from the sling, and laid down with her in the middle of the large bed. Settling down, he brought her to his face, and started to nuzzle her. It was such a relief, to finally be able to do that.

Fluttershy stroked his mane as he covered her face and chest in urgent kisses. He seemed almost desparate.

”Sweetheart?” she whispered.

”Mmm?” he replied, his attentions on her neck.

”Is everything all right? You seem a little... starved for affection,” she asked, concerned.

Discord buried his face in her velvety stomach, hiding his blush.

”Well... You were just so cute, curled up against me, but I didn’t want to wake you so I couldn’t... touch... you...” he muttered, feeling a bit embarrassed. How had this mare managed to turn the Lord of Chaos into the biggest softie around?

”Oh honey!” Fluttershy exclaimed, her heart melting. ”It must have been so difficult for you,” and she gave him a soft kiss between his horns.

”It was. But now I have you right where I want you,” he grinned, and proceeded to place happy smooches all over her tummy.

Fluttershy was quite ticklish, and Discord’s lips and goatee made her giggle and squirm. Wanting to hear more of her delightful little laughs, he intensified his attack, trying to take playful nips of her most sensitive places.

Fluttershy squealed and thrashed, trying in vain to get away from the amorous draconequus. She managed to roll around, hiding her vulnerable underside. He just chuckled and switched targets, now teasing the equally tender skin in the nape of her neck.

”Eeeee! No! Dis-discord!!! Teeheehee... Eek! No fair!!!” she shrieked when a long lick gave her goosebumps all over.

”And when did I ever play fair, my dear?” he sniggered. ”Besides, you’re the one who is unfair, being irresistably adorable. How is a guy supposed to keep his cool with so much loveliness in front of him?” he asked with a hint of a growl, stroking the soft fur under her wing.

She flashed him a coquettish smile over her shoulder.

”Well then, don’t keep your cool,” and she swayed softly, teasing him. ”Come here and do what you want to me.”

Discord wasted no time in taking advantage of the tantalizing invitation. He flipped her around, and they started to kiss and caress every inch of each other they could reach.

They felt each other’s hooves and paws and claws, gave pecks and little sniffs to one another, rubbed their noses together and whispered tender words to each other.

Discord’s lips roamed all over Fluttershy’s coat, from her face and lips, over her neck and down from there. As he nuzzled her chest, right where her heart went pitter-patter against his muzzle, Fluttershy petted the back of his head and his ears.

She really liked his ears. They were softer than anything, and they did the most endearing involuntary flick when you touched them. And they were very sensitive, a feather light caress was enough to make him give a deep purr of contentment.

But she wanted to touch more of him. It was all very well for Discord, he could easily reach every part of her. But him being so big and so long meant that laying underneath him, she could only feel his neck, his face, and the paw and claw stroking her.

”Discord?” she gasped.

”Yes my angel?”

”Would you lie back? I want to snuggle all of you, too.”

Discord smiled widely against her. He lifted his gaze and rested his chin on her.

”Haven’t gotten enough Discord yet, darling?” he smirked.

Never,” she breathed, pushing on his shoulders with her back hooves. He obliged, and let her roll him on his back and climb on top of him.

She straddled his neck and placed soft little pecks on his nose and along his jawline. As he petted the pegasus, she scooted slowly downwards, giving sweet attentions to his long neck and chest.

When she laid on his stomach, rubbing soothing circles on his fur, he became increasingly aware of her silky tail tickling his lower body. The long pink tresses swept from left to right and back again, over his lower barrel and his legs.

And between his legs.

Discord started to fidget. His love was humming happily against him, placing her little butterfly kisses on his warm stomach, unaware on the fire she was kindling. He wasn’t sure if she was in the mood for...

OH.”

He jolted. Fluttershy had been gently nosing in his fur, but suddenly a bolt of lightning shot up his spine. She had found one of his nipples and given it a lick.

The mare knew full well that one of the quickest ways to get him hot was to tease one of the seven nipples hidden under his fur, which were incredibly responsive. But she just continued cuddling him, giving no outward sign that she was aware of what she was doing.

Until she gave him another lick, longer this time, and grazed him with her small teeth.

Oh is that how you’re going to play it, my dear? Well get ready face the consequences then,” he grinned to himself.

Discord let his paw and claw creep from her shoulders to her sides and on to her cutie marks. He grabbed both of her luscious buttocks and gave them a squeeze. Her entire lower half tensed and stood a little higher, but still she held up the pretense she didn’t know where this was going. So he kept kneading her haunches, enjoying the way her round bottom filled his hands.

When she found another one of his nipples and gave it a suckle, he couldn’t help himself. He lifted his paw and gave her precious ass a little love tap. Fluttershy gave a gasp and a whinny, finally lifting her flushed face to look at him.

”You know, if you tease, you need to take responsibility,” he growled at her with a playful glint in his eye.

”Oh I’m sorry sweetie. I didn’t realize I was teasing you,” she answered, and looking him dead in the eye, gave his nipple a slow lick, while her tail flicked over his cock. The wiley member had pushed out of it’s sheath, eager to join the party.

Discord smiled, leaning to give her a kiss.

”Are you sure you aren’t too tired to play? You did have a long night, you know,” he whispered in her ear.

Fluttershy gave him a loving nuzzle and answered. ”I’m sure. I had a lovely nap thanks to you, and I want to give you pleasure. And besides,” her voice became a suggestive purr, ”how could I keep my hooves to myself when I’m laying in bed with the sexiest male in Equestria?”

Discord groaned and locked lips with her in a deep, passionate kiss. When they separated, he made to topple her under him again, but she pushed back.

”Just lay back down. Let me take care of you,” she said huskily, and scooted lower. Her soft belly brushed against his erection, making him claw at the mattress.

Fluttershy went ever lower, making sure his hard-on got to feel every inch of her body on her way down. Finally she parked herself between his legs, straddling his dragon tail.

She sighed happily at the sight of him, standing tall, twitching with excitement. The knowledge she had this effect on her lover, that he was as turned on by her as she got hot for him, made her eyes glaze over and her pussy pulse with desire.

Eagerly, she grasped his cock and let her tongue travel along the ridge of his tip. This earned a deep moan from her beloved, so she did again on the other side, letting her tongue explore his texture. He shuddered and put his paw on her head. That was always sign he liked what she was doing, so she kept lapping at the swollen border between his shaft and his tip.

Discord threw his head back, breathing hard, loving the service he was receiving. When she sucked his stallionhood into her mouth, and gave a firm massage to the underside of his head with her tongue, he exclaimed loudly.

”Ooooh, Flutters! Soooo...Ngghnnn...good!” He was incapable of fluent speech at this point.

Giving a twirl around his crown, she pulled off him. ”If it’s good, why don’t you please me as well?” and she draped her tail to the side.

Panting, he reached behind her, and started to gently stroke her folds. In no time at all, his fingers were slick with her juices, and he started to circle her nub.

Fluttershy’s moans of appreciation sent little shivers along his cock while she bobbed on it. It was a delicious sight, her cheeks bulging and his shaft sliding in and out of her sweet, hot mouth.

She bucked and rocked her hips against his claw as her pleasure mounted. Finally she couldn’t keep her squeals down. His dick slipped out of her mouth and she laid her head down, still lapping at it. She put her hoof on his balls, and rolled them gently as she frantically gyrated her bottom, desparate for release.

Discord knew exactly how to rub and flick at a clit to make a mare cum quick and hard. Watching her thrashing and shrieking gave him an almost sadistic thrill.

”Aaaah! AAAAAAAH!!!!! I WANT TO MOUNT YOU RIGHT NOW!!!” Fluttershy screamed on the verge of her climax. Before Discord had time to react, she clambered up his torso, lined his hardness against her dripping wet opening, and with a feral ”AAAAAHHH” lowered herself onto him in one, smooth motion.

He gave a loud groan of pleasure at the feeling of being suddenly buried balls-deep into her twitching, horny pussy.

She sat on him, taking a second to adjust to his impressive size. Fluttershy looked into his eyes, her expression one of absolute passion, panting and licking her lips. He watched in delight as the needy pegasus started to move, lifting herself until only his head was inside her, then ramming back down, his cock knocking into her cervix.

With each thrust, Fluttershy’s movements got faster and more frantic. She wanted to cum so badly, she rode her lover as wildly as she could, flapping her wings to get more lift. As she did this, her cunt squeezed him tighter and tighter, trying to feel every inch of his rock hard endowment.

Discord could only pant and shudder when his mate milked him like her life depended on it. He grabbed her butt again, liking the way her sublime hindquarters bounced and jiggled when she slammed into him.

”Mmmm...MMMMM!!!! You are going make me come!!!” she whimpered, as she rocked on him.

”Ooooh! Oh no...” he gasped, ”Now I’m going to make you come.”

And he squeezed on her buttocks in a firm grip, lifting her slightly, and without any warning, he started to thrust into her from below, very fast and very hard.

Fluttershy dug her front hooves into his chest, incapable of doing nothing but letting out one long, unbroked squeal of ecstasy, when her lover pounded her relentlessly.

It didn’t take long for her to devolve into spasms when a violent orgasm overtook her senses, her nethers drenching his sack in mare-cum. When her already tight snatch clamped down on him, his dam broke too, and he came. He came a lot, a deluge of semen filling the pretty pony-cunt.

Panting, they collapsed on top of each other.

For the longest moment, they lay there, catching their breath, enjoying each other’s warmth. Discord buried his claw into her mane, softly scratching her scalp, while Fluttershy snuggled his chest.

”Discord?”

”Yes angel?”

”I love you.”

”I love you too my precious.”

”........”

”I’m hungry.”

”Me too.”

”Afternoon tea?”

”You read my mind, my dear.”


Author's Note

There it is, chapter number four.

This has been kind of a tiresome week for me, so I wanted to write something really cutesy-wootsy, with a nice quick bang, to cheer myself up.

I’ll probably write something way kinkier next time 😘