You Woke Up Next To A Dork

by LittleBitaMagic

Rating: teen
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Princess Luna, Anon, Second Person, Comedy
Length: 1170

Twilight decided to read The Cuddle Sutra, this should end well.

You were invited to Twilight's for a prolonged reading session.

You honestly wished it would've been cuddles.

But after Twilight wishes to test out The Cuddle Sutra, you find that reading sounds pretty wonderful at the moment.

Final Entry To The First Half Of The Awoken Series.

Made Popular On 8/10/20

Published 2020-08-10 19:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-08-10 19:10:00 UTC

The More You Learn.

You tossed and turned on the massive Queen bed restlessly.

The sun outside the window barely began to rise deep over the horizon, the land of Equestria basked in a calm orange glow full of warmth and tranquility. Twilight had invited you over for a bit of private time together, honestly, you had thought of something else far more devious.

"I just got done reading The Cuddle Sutra!" Twilight suddenly gave an ear-piercing squeal that caused you to nearly jump out of your skin.

You were shocked to find Twilight up this early in the morning. The night before odd to say the least, she invited you over in that intelligent and sweet tone of voice you adored. You felt she was on the verge of taking this relationship to the next level, instead you both read books for what felt like an eternity.

"You're up this early to read?" You spoke in a dazed slur of confusion.

"I never slept!" She giggled in return with a flirty flaunt of her hoof.

"That's interesting?" You rolled onto your side to face the mare exhausted.

She was far too quick to scrunch her muzzle against your nose tenderly, you gazed into those lovely large pools of violet for a hot minute absolutely lost in their beauty.

"Yes?" You finally spoke a tad curious about such behavior.

Her tail swished excitedly as she tossed the adorable star covered sheets off you both. She pounced in place much like a loved starved feline, as the icy equestrian air nearly froze your squishy human body solid.

"This isn't horrible at all!" Your teeth chattered uncontrollably.

"I want to try out, The Cuddle Sutra!" She pounced on top of you excitedly, knocking the air clear out of your lungs.

"Cuddle What-tra!?" You knew this promised to be interesting.

"It's an ancient text that explains the enchantment of the act of cuddling." Twilight bit her lower lip tenderly with growing excitement.

"Sounds adorable, I'm in!" You chuckle a cute cuddle session might just grant a bit of warmth to this chilly morning.

"I'm so happy to hear that!" Twilight curled into a tiny ball of fluff underneath your arm, you could only smile triumphantly before pulling her into a tender embrace of affection.

She was beyond warm to the touch, her coat that of fine silk and sophisticated grace. Twilight's mane smelled of fresh lavender, the adorable collection of fluff nestled over her chest something out of a wonderful dream.

You couldn't help but give her a loving squeeze.

Earning a tiny squee in return.

This was the type of company you lived for.

"This is lovely." She lifted her rounded muzzle upward to whisper sweet nothings into your ear.

"You're lovely." You smirked like a dork.

"Awww, thank you." She winked playfully.

Before you could utter a reply, she interrupted with a high pitched whiny.

"Now lift both legs above your head, Anon." Twilight squeezed out of the vanilla snuggle with the utmost ease.

"Excuse me?" You had no idea what that meant.

Suddenly your brittle legs were engulfed by hot violet-colored magic. With a loud pop, they were lifted high above your head, you could only scream in discomfort as both appendages were then locked around your neck.

"I wasn't supposed to bend this way!" You gasped for air, only to feel Twilight pounce into the makeshift seat created from your legs.

She felt so heavy as pressure was added to the base of your neck, the tiny horse curling up into a lazy ball of relaxation.

"Oh, this is nice." She released a sigh of satisfaction and nuzzled your leg.

"Can't breathe." You gasped loudly praying this horrible nightmare would end.

"Don't be such a baby! Open your mind to the abstract and enjoy the moment." Twilight stretched in place as a loud pop echoed from your lower back.

"Blacking out." You began to gargle as the mare rolled both eyes.

"Fine, let's try The Lazy Thestral." Twilight lowered her hoof to caress your hair in an ominous fashion.

In a flash of light, you were nearly turned into an ice cube. Hundreds of feet above the landscape of Equestria, dressed in only a pair of black boxers humiliating enough. You were held upside down with your mare friend, both intertwined in a dizzying acrobatic snuggle that defied the laws of gravity.

"Isn't this absolutely romantic?" Twilight leaned forward to share a delicate little kiss.

"So cold!" You were on the precipice of blacking out completely.

"Really!? I think you're being a bit of a filly…" She scrunched her face into an adorkable pout.

"..." You could feel your soul escaping into the afterlife, as the icy grip of death came calling.

"Fine, Quantum Cuddles!" Twilight squeezed in one last cuddle with your limp body, both suddenly vanishing into a flash of light.

"Am I dead?" You whimpered in a soft breathy voice.

Eyes widened in pure terror as you lifted up two purple colored hooves. You could only scream in Twilight's voice as two large human arms scooped you up into an embrace. This was amazingly out of place, your body squeezed like a plushie as a squee was forced from your lungs.

"This is so awesome! Never knew I was this soft!!" Your old body squished his cheek against your own lovingly.

"Why am I a pony?" You spoke frightened through forcefully puckered lips.

"Because I leaped us into each other's bodies for a quick minute!" You watched as the human scratched your belly excitedly, waves of unknown pleasure suddenly overtaking your smaller body.

"Ohhh, I want to leap home!" You squealed out in a daze of pleasure and confusion, a blue light engulfing you both just as your hind legs began to kick.

"This next one is called Stone Cold Cuddles!" Twilight sighed with satisfaction as her little body sprawled out over your lap, as if ready for a long nap.

You were completely encased in stone as a look of terror had been frozen upon your face. Twilight using your outstretched fingers lifted up to shield yourself, to gently scritch herself behind the ear with a loud coo.

"You're so cool, relaxing, and useful this way." Twilight gazed upward happily as she cuddled against your lifeless statue form.

"But the next one will be even better! The Nightmare Swoon…" Twilight freed you from your helpless prison before cantering cutely towards the bedroom door.

Without a second to lose, you dashed out the bedroom window half-naked. Feet on fire as you ran for the hills at top speed, early morning mares blushing brightly on the streets of Ponyville as you rushed by in all your bare-skinned glory.

You could only imagine what horror, The Nightmare Swoon could've brought.

"Come back, Anon!" Twilight screamed out her bedroom window in sadness, hooves outstretched towards the heavens.

"Pity." Princess Luna casually walked up behind Twilight dressed in her most comfortable of nightgowns.

Truly a waste of good cuddles.