Okay so I bought Cerberus Kings weapon after going into Comicon dressed as my alter ego: spikey white hair, blue eye contacts that flash red at certain angles, dark blue leather pants, white belt, dark blue almost black leather coat with detachable grey hood, dark blue boots, and carried around my laptop in a dark red bag.

He said something about having infinite battery life and, I looked up in confusion before getting pulled back into an inky black abyss. Popped up in the middle of a hoard of demons , kicked ass and took names. BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

Got a talking sword as my reward for some reason, and met my dad, and trained my ass off for two months, gained a cat friend for about a month, lost it to a hoard demons, killed said demons, wallowed in my own self pity for two weeks.

P.S.
My height is 6'6" and I don't remember my original name.