“Come closer, young and old.

let me tell you a story.

Where heroes don't dream of gold.

But something far more jolly. "

The story began in a quiet little town deep in the Colorado mountains, This place was home to many locals of all kinds who were all caring for one another.

"Didn't you see the light was red, asshole !!"
"What do you gonna do, eh, what do you gonna do !!"

Where the whitest snow covers everything with its ivory coat, from the smallest house to the tallest peaks, all love it.

"Arggh, shitty ass snow, it snows all the time in this fucking town."

And it is in this precise place that an incredible and implausible thing is going to happen, you want to know his name, my dear friends ... haha ... his name is South Park.

It all started on a cold summer morning, a Saturday to be precise, in a humble dark greenhouse, a small group of children who had spent the whole day before having fun, were awake and were sitting on a sofa, enjoy their breakfast consisting of their favorite cereal in front of the cartoons.

"Ho, Philip I think I just drop my key can you get them for me."
"Sure Terence." Farting noise.
"Ho, Philip your a unclefucker hahaha."

"HAHAHAHAMMMMMPPHHH"

"Love this episode of Terence and Philip, Kyle." Said a 10-year-old boy in a red poof-ball hat.

"Yeah, you're right thanks again for inviting us to Stan." Said the Jew in the green hat, it was said that his perfidy was equal for his taste for gold.

"Hmmmpphh-Hmmmphh." This is Kenny ... he's poor.

Everyone was happy, all laughing when suddenly the doorbell rang.

“Who the fuck is that?” Said the boy in a red poof-ball hat.

He walked over to the door, heard laughter behind the door and he finally decided to open it finally revealing the mystery character to everyone.

"What do you want Cartman, you came to cry because I didn't invite you to spend the night at my house."

This character turned out to be Eric Theodore Cartman, a boy that everyone envy and adore, both for his strength and his coolness.

"I didn't come for that asshole, let me in and I'll explain what I consider to be the greatest Joke that I ever made"

"No, go home Cartman." the boy in a red poof-ball hat start to get annoyed

"PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE." Cartman began to whimper like a little boy.

"What's going on here, Stanley." This voice belonged to the mother of the boy in a red poof-ball hat. "

"Cartman is making his baby because I don't want to let him in." He said to make his mother understand the situation.

"Stanley, be nice to your friends, you can come in Cartman."

"Sweet" Cartman had again succeeded in bending the world with his coolness.

" But Mom"

"none of that with me, Stanley." The mother of the boy in a red poof-ball hat took her purse and put on her coat made of testiscule skin. "Be nice now, I'm going to the grocery store I won't have long."

"Your happy now fat ass, you big baby." The boy in the green hat wasn't happy with Cartman's coming. "

"Yeah,hmmmmmmmmmmmmmp".

"Fuck you Kyle and repeat what you say you fucking poor sonavabitch." So cool.

"Guys, guys calm down ... so Cartman what is your childish joke."

Cartman took a deep breath

"It all started when I went to visit Butters and-."
Cartman was interrupted by Kyle.

"You can't stop for 5 fucking minutes of bothering this poor Butters at the end."

"Fuck you jew, I have no lesson to receive from a descendant of the people who slaughter your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and stop interrupting me!! ..."

everyone was silent in the face of so much hatred ... Cartman caught his breath and continued to tell his story.

"Like I said I was going to Butters' place."

Flashback

Everything was quiet in the streets of South Park when suddenly a lively child came out of a bright greenhouse, he was laughing but why would you tell me ?... all just because he had an idea in mind.

"Hahaha, this is the best plan I've ever had in my whole fucking life hahaha."

The young boy finally arrived at his destination, it was a red-brownish house.

"Hahaha come on Cartman calm down, hahaha that's so good."

He knocked on the door, and a boy representing innocence itself opened the door, he was dressed in green pants and a turquoise jacket to complete his appearance, a blond tuft was his hair.
"Oh, hello Cartman, how are you today."

"Butters, Butters I have something to show you but you have to promise that it will stay between us, you swear." Cartman found it hard to keep his seriousness.

"Oh burgers, that sounds very important so yeah I swear."

"(What a dumbass.) Okay, okay so look what I found in an old bottle in my attic."

Cartman turned and pretended to search his bag attracting the curiosity of Butters who cocked his head to see.

"Are you ready to see the coolest thing of your life, Butters?"

"Oh Boogers, sure I am." Butters was stamping impatiently.

"Very well, so here is ... an authentic treasure map !!!"

Butters did not seem to react to the discovery of this news which annoyed Cartman when suddenly.

"Oh pudding, it's a real one, I can touch it PPPPLLLLEEEAAAASSSEEE !!!"

Cartman was satisfied, he finally caught Butters' attention.

"Sorry Butters you can't touch her, she's very fragile."

"Ohhhh ... okay." Butters seemed hugely disappointed at this.

"Unless ... Butters would you like to become the new owners of this splendid treasure map."

"You would do that for me."

"Yes, my friend you can have it for the modest sum of ...... (Cartman thought for a price) for the modest sum of 20 dollars," Cartman said with a smile on his face.

"Great, wait for me, youpi I have my own treasure map." Butters rushed up the stairs leaving Cartman alone.

"... What an asshole I can't believe it, hehe I'm going to have twenty dollars hehe." Cartman danced and hummed his misdeed.

" Here they are." Cartman stopped dancing, took the money, and handed the map to Butters.

"Enjoy your new transaction, goodbye Butters"
Cartman leaves proud of his joke.

"Hehe, it's time for Adventurer Butters to come in, mom can I go play outside?"

End of the Flashback.

"Hehe so, what do you guys think, that's fucking hilarious, no ... Kenny, why are you not laughing?"

Apart from Cartman, no one else laughs.

"You really are a big ass Cartman!" The Jew still had his period.

"Kyle is right Cartman, you took Butters' money again, you're not fed up with being an asshole, what did this map look like first?" the boy in a red poof-ball hat was just as pissed off as Kyle.

"Hehe, it wasn't even a real map at first, just a piece of paper that I colored, hehe what a dick I can't believe he swallowed this story."

All were shocked by these revelations.

"Are you saying that you sold a fake card to Butters and let him go alone into the forest?" said Kyle

"Yeah, and?"

"You really are the king of shit, Cartman!"

"Hey !!"

"Shut up Cartman, this forest is full of wild dogs and homeless people and you send him there, congratulations big ass, you kill Butters for 20 fucking dollars." Said the boy in a red poof-ball hat.

Cartman who was too cool was tired of hanging out with his asshole friends so he decided to leave.

"You know what guys, you suck too much."

Cartman walked to the door and said.

"Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home."

Cartman slap the door

"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmp"

."No Kenny, Butter is not dead"

"Yeah, Butter will realize that all of this is fake and returned home."

1 week later

"You are watching channel 4 New"

"Tom, it is now a week since the young Leopold" Butters "Stotch disappeared without a trace, the searches carried out by the police force are not very conclusive."

Close-up of Police Chief Harrison Yates and his men arrested the Black family.

"And the Stotch really don't know why their son would have a reason to run away."

The reporter turned to them, Stephen Stotch looking lost while his wife Linda had gone mad with grief.

"Sir if your son is watching us what did you want to tell him."

His father spoke.

"Butters if you come back now you will only be punished for two months."

The reporter turned the microphone to Butters' mother. " And you ."

"He was a Puerto Rican with a Puerto Rican size"

"That was the info from Channel 4 News and now a new episode of My Little Pony."

All of a sudden the television went off and the boy in a red poof-ball hat said.

"I thought that shit was canceled."

And so this concludes the first chapter of this crazy adventure, what will happen to these young children ?, will Token's parents be released? We will see this in the next chapter.
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meanwhile in an unknown world more precisely in a mansion built in a tree, a strange creature too purple resembling a pony with a unicorn horn and Pegasus wings (OP) flapping in all directions.
her name was Twilight Sparkles

"Oh my Faust, Oh my Faust, Oh my Faust, what is this energy? I must immediately warn Princess Celestia .... and Luna maybe."

The End

Author's Note

Yo it's me Here For The Gold Skies, I would like to thank you for reading this little fan that I had in mind for a little while, for this first chapter I really focused first on the city of South Park, Equestria and the Mane 6 will appear in the next chapter for now thank you and see you later my friends.