Go suck Chef salty chocolate ball

by Here for the Gold Skies

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Violence, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Main 6, Profanity, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, South Park
Length: 6861

This will be the adventure these little boys will never forget, an adventure full of magic, glory and Authoritah

In a small town in Colorado, where life is simple and sometimes fucking annoying, 4 little boys that everyone knows will launch into an adventure that they could never have imagined even in their wildest dreams.

Published 2020-11-27 16:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-10-13 14:14:45 UTC

1-In a quiet little town.

“Come closer, young and old.

let me tell you a story.

Where heroes don't dream of gold.

But something far more jolly. "

The story began in a quiet little town deep in the Colorado mountains, This place was home to many locals of all kinds who were all caring for one another.

"Didn't you see the light was red, asshole !!"
"What do you gonna do, eh, what do you gonna do !!"

Where the whitest snow covers everything with its ivory coat, from the smallest house to the tallest peaks, all love it.

"Arggh, shitty ass snow, it snows all the time in this fucking town."

And it is in this precise place that an incredible and implausible thing is going to happen, you want to know his name, my dear friends ... haha ... his name is South Park.

It all started on a cold summer morning, a Saturday to be precise, in a humble dark greenhouse, a small group of children who had spent the whole day before having fun, were awake and were sitting on a sofa, enjoy their breakfast consisting of their favorite cereal in front of the cartoons.

"Ho, Philip I think I just drop my key can you get them for me."
"Sure Terence." Farting noise.
"Ho, Philip your a unclefucker hahaha."

"HAHAHAHAMMMMMPPHHH"

"Love this episode of Terence and Philip, Kyle." Said a 10-year-old boy in a red poof-ball hat.

"Yeah, you're right thanks again for inviting us to Stan." Said the Jew in the green hat, it was said that his perfidy was equal for his taste for gold.

"Hmmmpphh-Hmmmphh." This is Kenny ... he's poor.

Everyone was happy, all laughing when suddenly the doorbell rang.

“Who the fuck is that?” Said the boy in a red poof-ball hat.

He walked over to the door, heard laughter behind the door and he finally decided to open it finally revealing the mystery character to everyone.

"What do you want Cartman, you came to cry because I didn't invite you to spend the night at my house."

This character turned out to be Eric Theodore Cartman, a boy that everyone envy and adore, both for his strength and his coolness.

"I didn't come for that asshole, let me in and I'll explain what I consider to be the greatest Joke that I ever made"

"No, go home Cartman." the boy in a red poof-ball hat start to get annoyed

"PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE." Cartman began to whimper like a little boy.

"What's going on here, Stanley." This voice belonged to the mother of the boy in a red poof-ball hat. "

"Cartman is making his baby because I don't want to let him in." He said to make his mother understand the situation.

"Stanley, be nice to your friends, you can come in Cartman."

"Sweet" Cartman had again succeeded in bending the world with his coolness.

" But Mom"

"none of that with me, Stanley." The mother of the boy in a red poof-ball hat took her purse and put on her coat made of testiscule skin. "Be nice now, I'm going to the grocery store I won't have long."

"Your happy now fat ass, you big baby." The boy in the green hat wasn't happy with Cartman's coming. "

"Yeah,hmmmmmmmmmmmmmp".

"Fuck you Kyle and repeat what you say you fucking poor sonavabitch." So cool.

"Guys, guys calm down ... so Cartman what is your childish joke."

Cartman took a deep breath

"It all started when I went to visit Butters and-."
Cartman was interrupted by Kyle.

"You can't stop for 5 fucking minutes of bothering this poor Butters at the end."

"Fuck you jew, I have no lesson to receive from a descendant of the people who slaughter your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and stop interrupting me!! ..."

everyone was silent in the face of so much hatred ... Cartman caught his breath and continued to tell his story.

"Like I said I was going to Butters' place."

Flashback

Everything was quiet in the streets of South Park when suddenly a lively child came out of a bright greenhouse, he was laughing but why would you tell me ?... all just because he had an idea in mind.

"Hahaha, this is the best plan I've ever had in my whole fucking life hahaha."

The young boy finally arrived at his destination, it was a red-brownish house.

"Hahaha come on Cartman calm down, hahaha that's so good."

He knocked on the door, and a boy representing innocence itself opened the door, he was dressed in green pants and a turquoise jacket to complete his appearance, a blond tuft was his hair.
"Oh, hello Cartman, how are you today."

"Butters, Butters I have something to show you but you have to promise that it will stay between us, you swear." Cartman found it hard to keep his seriousness.

"Oh burgers, that sounds very important so yeah I swear."

"(What a dumbass.) Okay, okay so look what I found in an old bottle in my attic."

Cartman turned and pretended to search his bag attracting the curiosity of Butters who cocked his head to see.

"Are you ready to see the coolest thing of your life, Butters?"

"Oh Boogers, sure I am." Butters was stamping impatiently.

"Very well, so here is ... an authentic treasure map !!!"

Butters did not seem to react to the discovery of this news which annoyed Cartman when suddenly.

"Oh pudding, it's a real one, I can touch it PPPPLLLLEEEAAAASSSEEE !!!"

Cartman was satisfied, he finally caught Butters' attention.

"Sorry Butters you can't touch her, she's very fragile."

"Ohhhh ... okay." Butters seemed hugely disappointed at this.

"Unless ... Butters would you like to become the new owners of this splendid treasure map."

"You would do that for me."

"Yes, my friend you can have it for the modest sum of ...... (Cartman thought for a price) for the modest sum of 20 dollars," Cartman said with a smile on his face.

"Great, wait for me, youpi I have my own treasure map." Butters rushed up the stairs leaving Cartman alone.

"... What an asshole I can't believe it, hehe I'm going to have twenty dollars hehe." Cartman danced and hummed his misdeed.

" Here they are." Cartman stopped dancing, took the money, and handed the map to Butters.

"Enjoy your new transaction, goodbye Butters"
Cartman leaves proud of his joke.

"Hehe, it's time for Adventurer Butters to come in, mom can I go play outside?"

End of the Flashback.

"Hehe so, what do you guys think, that's fucking hilarious, no ... Kenny, why are you not laughing?"

Apart from Cartman, no one else laughs.

"You really are a big ass Cartman!" The Jew still had his period.

"Kyle is right Cartman, you took Butters' money again, you're not fed up with being an asshole, what did this map look like first?" the boy in a red poof-ball hat was just as pissed off as Kyle.

"Hehe, it wasn't even a real map at first, just a piece of paper that I colored, hehe what a dick I can't believe he swallowed this story."

All were shocked by these revelations.

"Are you saying that you sold a fake card to Butters and let him go alone into the forest?" said Kyle

"Yeah, and?"

"You really are the king of shit, Cartman!"

"Hey !!"

"Shut up Cartman, this forest is full of wild dogs and homeless people and you send him there, congratulations big ass, you kill Butters for 20 fucking dollars." Said the boy in a red poof-ball hat.

Cartman who was too cool was tired of hanging out with his asshole friends so he decided to leave.

"You know what guys, you suck too much."

Cartman walked to the door and said.

"Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home."

Cartman slap the door

"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmp"

."No Kenny, Butter is not dead"

"Yeah, Butter will realize that all of this is fake and returned home."

1 week later

"You are watching channel 4 New"

"Tom, it is now a week since the young Leopold" Butters "Stotch disappeared without a trace, the searches carried out by the police force are not very conclusive."

Close-up of Police Chief Harrison Yates and his men arrested the Black family.

"And the Stotch really don't know why their son would have a reason to run away."

The reporter turned to them, Stephen Stotch looking lost while his wife Linda had gone mad with grief.

"Sir if your son is watching us what did you want to tell him."

His father spoke.

"Butters if you come back now you will only be punished for two months."

The reporter turned the microphone to Butters' mother. " And you ."

"He was a Puerto Rican with a Puerto Rican size"

"That was the info from Channel 4 News and now a new episode of My Little Pony."

All of a sudden the television went off and the boy in a red poof-ball hat said.

"I thought that shit was canceled."

And so this concludes the first chapter of this crazy adventure, what will happen to these young children ?, will Token's parents be released? We will see this in the next chapter.
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meanwhile in an unknown world more precisely in a mansion built in a tree, a strange creature too purple resembling a pony with a unicorn horn and Pegasus wings (OP) flapping in all directions.
her name was Twilight Sparkles

"Oh my Faust, Oh my Faust, Oh my Faust, what is this energy? I must immediately warn Princess Celestia .... and Luna maybe."

The End

Author's Note

Yo it's me Here For The Gold Skies, I would like to thank you for reading this little fan that I had in mind for a little while, for this first chapter I really focused first on the city of South Park, Equestria and the Mane 6 will appear in the next chapter for now thank you and see you later my friends.

2- Do you have a questions , my child?

"Now here the rest of the tales"
"Where your hero makes new friends"
"Around some good old ales"
"But maybe they just pretend"

Our story resumes in a place where knowledge is the master, a place where we can not do a yard without learning something new about us or life itself. This place is South Park Elementary school where many of our friends meet for new adventures, each crazier than the last. But to start, let's already enter this building full of mystery and a high suicide rate. First of all the halls of the school, the central nerve of the establishment, rumors are born and disappear there, the YAOI artists draw the future ... or Graig break-up with Tweek for Micheal. This Hall had turquoise walls while the floor was white and in the middle was emblazoned with the school's logo and mascot, "

The Cow of South Park"

on a green background. But what interests us more precisely are the two trophy wall cases which are located on both sides of the room.

One was the "Hall of honor" which proudly displays all the trophies winning matches and other competitions, football matches or even "Sarcastaball" but we must not talk about this sport.

-But the other is not to celebrate the victory but was a memorial to those who left us. Who could forget?

poor Gordon Stoltski who was killed by a man because he mistook him for another man that was a 40-year-old truck driver from Chicago, while the whole school heard him supple for his life but no one moved because no one love redheads

Pip who was crushed by that bitch Mecha Streisand. Ms. Stevenson who in Cartman's words.

"If you don't go with Christ, you could end up like that splattered bitch on the pavement"

She had a sexual relationship with a kindergarten student ... Nice. But all of a sudden a hand opened the memorial and placed a photo of young Leopold "Butter" Stoch with his idol John Elway. We have nothing more to do here, let's go see the heroes of our history, more precisely in the 4th-grade classroom. All the students were calm because he was listening to the news of the day.

"Hello, it's me Casey Miller the morning to announce, I have the sad news to announce that it has been two weeks since we have heard from poor Butter. A photo of him was put in the memorial of the school where all can watch it. I propose a minute of silence in his honor. "

All were silent when suddenly the calm broke. "Yawn, how boring." It was the voice of Cartman the cool but this intervention was not to everyone's liking.

"Shut up Cartman, it's your fault Butters died." Kyle still had his menstruation.

"Shut up Kyle, you're just jealous because I made money and you didn't."

"Oh stop, you think you're cool but you're just a shit bag and everyone hates you." This was Wendy Testaburger or as Cartman said "A fucking feminist ."

"YEAH" The whole class nodded.

"OOH, Stan says something your girlfriend is attacking me."

"I advise you to keep a low profile Cartman or else we'll throw you at the cop, fat pig." The boy with the blue cap and the red pompom had spoken.

"KENNY, my joke was funny, right ..." Cartman was surrounded by enemies.

"Hmmmpppp, bitch." All the class stood against him.

"Yeah, fuck Cartman, you and your stuffed animals." Clyde Donovan, often on Cartman's side, was also tired of his behavior.

" Grew up a little Cartman. " Kyle attack.

"He's right, you're a big baby and it's also your fucking fault that my parents are in jail so you're gonna get them out or I swear I'll blow all your fucking teeth out, you, asshole. " Token Black ... he's not happy.

Cartman starts to see red."You are just assholes, no worse, you are the 99% who gang up on the 1%."

There was a silence when suddenly Craig Tucker said in his deep voice.

"You should kill yourself Catman."It was the last straw that broke the camel's back, Cartman screamed and jumped on Craig.

"I'm going to bust your face."

"Try you big pile of shit"All the children then began to scream but the fight was short because Mr. Garrison intervened.

"Enough boys, stop this and go back to his place."

"What are you waiting for fat ass, kill him."
"Oh don't add that Mr. Hat"

Mr. Garrison finally manages to separate them.

"That's enough, two of you will go see the Main PC at the end of the day."
"He has a beautiful body for a principal."
"thats enough Mr. Hat."

Poor Cartman is alone against the world and it looks like things are getting worse.

DIIINNNGGG.

"Okay, kids have a nice day and see you tomorrow."

"Guys, come over to watch Terrance and Philip in my house." Said the boy in the blue hat and red pompom.

"Okay, Stan."
"Hmmmppp."

The school was over, all but two returned home. At the end of the day in PC Principal's office

KNOCK KNOCK

"Come in!" said PC Principal who was lifting a dumbbell.

The office door opened and 5 people entered, there was.
- Cartman.
- His mother Liane, Former Porn Queen Prostitute and Model for "Crack-whore" Magazine
-Craig
-His father, Thomas who is proud of his gay son.
-Her mother, Laura and her "Magic Bush.

"You know why your kids are here, don't you."

"Yes, my little Cartman said everyone started lynching him and his friend Craig said he was just a big sack of shit and he should kill himself,and that no one would miss him. " Cartman's mother said in a soft voice.

"Is that true Cartman?"

"Y ... Yes Sniff-Sniff" Poor Cartman was in tears.

"What !!!" Craig disagreed. "He's lying sir, we we're all listening to the school news when that big shit bag opened its mouth when the world knows he was the one who killed Butters."

"What do you mean, can you explain Craig?" PC Principal was confused.

"Yeah, what's this story, Graig ?" His father wanted to know too.

"That asshole, he sent Butters to the woods after selling him a fake treasure map." Craig say everythings .

Everyone was shocked by these revelations then Liane Cartman asks her son .

"Is that true my angel?"

Cartman found himself greatly annoyed by this story .

" ...Perhaps."

"Oh, it's not good my angel, you will be punished for this."

"But Mooooom."

"Silence." Her mother is always so sweet.

"This is why I beat him up."

"Enough, I give two hour of detention for both of you, I see you Saturday and I hope it doesn't happen again. You can go now."

"What !! Two hours fucking pissed off."

The Main PC got angry. "You gain an extra hour for your language understood !!"

"ARHHH." They all left the office but before Craig did come out he flipped off PC Principal.

"I'm dreaming or you just flip me off."

" No." Craig continued.

Everything had gone home and were occupied in their own way, they had dinner then the night finally fell and all young and old went to bed and dreamed of a new adventure.

Chapter 2
- Fuck you, ghost of Butters.

In the Cartmans' greenhouse, several noises are heard from upstairs,

snoring coming from a room.

And funny moans coming from the other room. Interest us in the first room, it was Cartman's room. This one was like a pachydermic on his back, his blanket was on the floor, his "Cheese Puff" pajamas were not really his size so his fat protruded from his top, his mouth wide open where the smell of chicken emanated. Cartman was sleeping a deep sleep but something was going to disturb him.

"ERRRRIIIIIICCCCC .... ERRRRIIIICCCCCCC" A voice from another world was heard, which woke Cartman.

"YAWN ... Who is the asshole who waking me up." Cartman scratched his cheek and saw something that wasn't normal.

"ERRRRIIIICCCC ... WHY DID YOU KILL ME ERRRRIIIIICCCCC !!!" He was Butter's ghost but he didn't look like the little boy full of life anymore, he was as pale as death itself and chains covered his body because all good ghosts have chains on their body but Cartman didn't give a fuck and decided to go back to sleep.

"ANSWER ME ERRRIIICCC !!!"

"Fuck you, Ghost of Butter, I don't give a damn about your life, I'm sleeping so get out of my house and go fuck yourself."

All the tension Butter had created collapsed and the old Butter resurfaced.

"B.. But I'm scary, I'm Butter the ghosts."

"No, you're Butters the asshole now back off." Butters then opened the door and walked away.
In another place.

Everything was asleep in this dark greenhouse. From the father on the sofa playing Red Dead Redemption 2, the mother alone in the bedroom with her Shake Weight right next to them, the daughter who even asleep seems angry, and finally that of the son who slept in deep sleep but this did not last.

"STANNNNNN ... STANNNNN." These noises woke up our Hero.

"Hmm, it's you dad."

"STANNNNNN, WHY YOU DIDN'T SAVE ME; WHY YOU LET ME GO.

Stan Marsh didn't seem to believe his eyes.

"It's you Butters ... y... you dead?"

"YES, STAN I AM DEAD."

Stan couldn't understand.

"But it's not logical, all that, it's not me who killed you Butters but it's Cartman so why are you coming to piss me off."

The tension fell again

"I tried but Cartman told me to go fuck myself and get out of his house."

It was then that Stan got angry.

"Damn, Butters even dead you let yourself be walked on, show your balls and go haunted Cartman."

"You're right Stan, I'm going to show everyone that Ghost Butters can be very dangerous." So Butters left Stan's room with determination but before closing the door he turned to Stan and said.

"Please, find my body."
"AAAAAHHHHH" Stan wakes up because it was all a dream.

"A ... Ah, I have to call the others."

It was then that the boy picked up his phone and called his best friends on the spot.

BEEP .... BEEP

"Come on, answer"

In the house of the Sneaky JEWS and more precisely in the room of the sneakiest of all

"Lets Fighting Love,
"Lest Fighting Love!"

The noise caused by the ringing of the telephone woke Kyle.

"What that's ? Who can call me at such a time?"

Kyle looked at his phone and immediately recognized Stan's number and picked up the phone without hesitation.

"YAWN ... why are you calling me this late?"

"Dude, we absolutely need to find Butters, come on meet me tomorrow with Kenny at my house."

"...OK."

The next morning

"What do you think Stan meant by ''find Butters?''

"HMMPPP-HMMMPPP"

It was then that the two boys saw Stan getting ready by filling his backpack with various food and other materials.

The two boys looked at each other then looked at Stan before asking him?

"Stan, what are you doing?"

As soon as Stan heard their voices, he let go of everything he had in his hands and went to see them.

"Guys listen to me, it's super important."

Kyle and Kenny were troubled by Stan's behavior.

"Tell me, what's up with you Stan."

It was then that Stan recounted the dream he had had, not skimping on the details.

"That's the whole story, it might sound crazy to me I have to do this ... For poor Butters.

There is silence for them then Kyle says.

"You talked to the ghosts of Butters,"

Stan got annoyed and said to Kyle

"WE HAVE MEET ALIEN, CRAB MEN, AND SLIP THIEF GNOMES BUT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID I TALK TO THE PHANTOM OF THAT POOR BUTTERS !!!

"OK, OK I BELIEVE YOU, DON'T HAVE TO YELL," Kyle screamed too.

"VERY GOOD, YOU CAN HELP ME YES OR NO!" Stan continued

"YES, I WILL HELP YOU" Kyle didn't stop

"HHHMMMPPPPP, ASSHOLE" Kenny got angry too.
All had calmed down and resumed on a healthy basis. "... We have to find him." Said, Stan

"But we don't even know when or how Butters got lost in the woods." Kyle scored a point.

Stan thought for a moment and then snap his finger in satisfaction.

" We only need to do like him, to think like Butters."

There was a silence

"You think it's going to work," Kyle said who was not confident.

" It must"

It was then that Stan while the arm towards the others who did the same and said at the same time.

"For Butters"

"For Butters"

"HHHMMMPPP- Butters".

And it was then that our friends embarked on a rescue mission, perhaps a little late, but a mission nonetheless. But to better understand Stan's point of view let's go back in time to see how Butters vanished from the face of the earth.

"Hehe, it's time for Adventurer Butters to come in, mom can I go play outside?"

Butters came back to his house and asked his mother as he always did.

"Okay but either get home before 8 pm or else you will be punished." She said all while reading a book
-Puerto Rico, the destination of your vacation

"Yes, thank you, mom."

Butters scrambled to go upstairs to his room.

“Come on Butters, it's time to become Adventurer Butters.

He then began to pack his bag by putting all the equipment that would allow him to survive alone in the face of the unknown of the world.

-Energy bars: Check
-Rope: Check
-Headlamp: Check
- Rocket Launcher Pistol: Check

"Most importantly ... the card that will make me known to everyone as THE GREATEST ADVENTURER OF ALL TIME! ME BUTTERS !!!" but he was cut in his tracks by his mother

"Butters, you're talking too loud!"

"Sorry, mom."

It was then that Butters came out of his room to dress as an adventurer well known to all.

A brown-colored fedora
-A khaki shirt

beige pants
-Brown shoes
And to finish the most famous elements of this character ... His famous whip.

"It's time to make the legend ... I'm going to play outside mum."

And so Leopold "Butter" Stoch left for the unknown with for that reference, a treasure map to draw in colored pencil but that he did not know.

Butter was on the doorstep, he lifted his right foot and declared.

"This is a small step for man but a big step for mankind" and finally reached the front of his house.

"The adventure waits no longer, let's go !!"

And so it was that Butter rushed through the town, passing through various places that the town of South Park has to offer.

The great and wonderful town hall of South Park, led by Mayor McDaniels who is knowledgeable and kind and seems to be making a speech.

"My dear constituents, I know the situation is worrying but I will find a solution to the problem of the many homeless camps in the city, tomorrow I will find volunteers who will show the benevolence of the people of South Park by driving them out....forever. "

The mayor withdrew from the microphone and told her aides.

"The people of this town are just Rednecks addicted to their own droppings."

Butter continued her way on the shopping street of South Park where many businesses can be found there, such as:

-The post office or many awaits their letters and other suspicious packages

-Tom's Rhinoplasty or for only 80 dollars you can look like the most attractive man of the moment, ... David Hasselhoff

And to finish the bank or Benny a bank teller of this one greeted Butter.

"How are you today Butter?
Butter looked at him and said
" I'm fine thank you."
"Good and what are you going to do dressed like this?"
"I'm going on an adventure!"

Benny looked at him with a funny look and said
"... have fun Butter."
"Thanks, Benny."

And he continued on his way.

"... I hope he dies." and Benny came back inside the bank.

After the bank, Butter went north, passed the cinema which broadcast "Asses of Fire 3" passed in front of Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse and U-STOR-IT to finally get to the city limit.

Butter paused for a moment, looked behind him with a sad look, and said.

"With this adventure, I will give back all the glory to this old South Park ... LET'S GO BUTTER !!!"

And so he rushed out alone into the forest, Will he survive this adventure full of mystery? Only time will tell, but let's not demoralize ourselves and rather see how young Butter is doing.

After 3 hours of walking

AH .... AH, I don't understand, from the beginning I follow the path drawn on the map but I can't reach any destination, maybe Butter the adventurer needs help ... Make way for Butter the Cartographer!

Then Butter put on glasses then looked at the map again.

"Hmmm, that's what I thought, ... I'm lost ... No I'm lost, how am I going to find my house? Mum is not going to be happy, what time is it? 8:30 PM !! ! TO NO SHE WILL PUNISH ME UP TO MY MAJORITY !!! "

It was then that Butter slapped herself to regain her composure.

"It's going to be fine Butter, if you find your way back and explain how you find yourself in this unenviable situation, they'll be more lenient with you."

"AOUUUUH, AOUUUUH !!"

"OH HAMBURGER !!"

This howl was that of a wolf, although it does not attack man, the wolf is a territorial slut who will not hesitate to kill anyone who advances there imprudently.

"AHHHHH, DON'T EAT ME MISTER WOLF !!!"

Poor Butter was running through the forest without turning once, using all his remaining strength to flee this evil, but his little legs were not made to run like this.

"ARGGG !!" and in his distress he tripped over an apparent root of a tree and fell without stopping.

"OOF" before finishing his race by falling head first on a rock, which stunned him for a while.

About 2 hours after the incident

Butter awoke with difficulty, when he lifted his tired little body, his vision clouded and he fell back so soon.

"Ahhh ... Go Butter, get up ... You have to find your way home." He ran his hand over his temple, looked at it and was terrified when he saw all the blood on it.

"..."

He stood there, not saying anything , then suddenly he burst into tears.

"MOMMYYYYY, COME FOR ME PLEASEEE IM HURT !!!!"

But Butter was alone, away from everyone, and there was nothing he could do or do. And he stood there, tears streaming down his innocent child's cheek, he who just wanted to go on an adventure.

"I… I wanted to be like them, beings like Stan, Kyle and Kenny, they have adventures every day full of action and villain to fight, so why not me."

Butter started to get angry

"Why can't I be the hero of the story too! Why can't I be the knight in shining armor who saves the princess and kills the ugly wizard! BUT NO !!! I'm just BUTTER THE JESTER, THE ONE WHO WILL NEVER SUCCED IN ANYTHING!!!!! "

He suddenly calmed down and only one tear fell on his cheek.

"Just Butter ..."
Butter had a revelation, it was just him. How was he going to survive in this world if he's just "Butter".

"Sniff, just Butter ... And that's who I am. "

Butter wiped away the tear

"I am Butter The adventurer and an adventurer never backs down in the face of adversity on the contrary! He confronts him with a big smile. And I am that adventurer. Forward Butter, the world is waiting for you."

And so he continued to advance without fearing the danger anymore .... But this one can take many different forms.

Butter was determined, nothing could stop him, he walked straight ahead without fear of danger, he was a true adventurer, he looked at the map again when suddenly a white light illuminated him.

"Wow" Then Butter looked up.

"... a full moon." He said with a big smile.

Yes, the moonlight shines on the forest, for a moment Butter felt as in unison with the moon, two beings alone in the world dancing in the night and nothing can disturb them.

"... I must continue, I am approaching the goal."

Butter was walking by the moonlight when he noticed a luminous orb floating in the air he too seemed to be guided by the moon.

"What this?"

As if mechanically, Butter followed the orb, the more it advanced, the more orbs appeared ... Before stopping and dancing in the sky.

" Unbelievable."

Butter looked like a kid in a candy store, all it's light in the sky, it all seemed unreal, he continued to admire the spectacle when he noticed the orbs dancing above something. Butter noticed various "stones" scattering around him, as if he was in some sort of "ruined sanctuary" Butter approached the center of the sanctuary, where the orbs were dancing? He came closer and saw the inscriptions carved into the stone.

"Whoever you are"
"Wherever you are"
"Only one thing can bring them together"
"And this will last forever"

For a moment Butter was confused by it's inscriptions. He reflected then wondered about these words.

"Something bringing them together that will last forever, what can it be?"

He then watched the orbs dancing in unison, they were there, all together and nothing seemed to separate them. That's when Butter says something without even realizing it.

"What binds them all ... Friendship."

It was then that the center of the sanctuary lit up like this one ignited, all the orbs flew away and an invisible force was sucked all around her and Butter could not escape it.

"Nooooooooo, help meeeeeeeeee."

Butter tried to hang on to the stone and other roots on the ground but there was nothing to do and Butter disappeared, he was no longer of this world. The forest had become calm again and the moon as well as all the stars had left the sky which was no more than an abyss of darkness.

Then the darkness gives way to light, nothing has changed, the forest was in total peace ... but this calm was going to be disturbed by a sort of magical portal opening into the sky ... dropping our hero.

"AHHHHHHHHH !!!!"Butter was definitely unlucky and ate the ground for a change."Ouch"

Butter was lying on the ground, he did not move ... Then a muffled moan was heard

"..."

Then he got up with difficulty and looked around

"My head ... I am still in the forest ... where are the orbs and stones .... I must have hallucinated from the shock of the fall."

Butter picked up his things and set off again.

"This treasure must be somewhere."

He continued to walk through the woods but stopped to inspect trees that disturb him. He walked over to them and observed one more closely.

"It's weird, it looks like this one has eyes."

It was then that the tree's "eyes" opened and howled with all its might.

" But what is that ?! "

All the "trees" twisted and changed into monstrous beasts made of wood before looking at Butter and rushing at him.

"Oh hamburgers !!"

Butter ran and ran because that's all he could do to escape these otherworldly creatures. He hadn't seen such beings, but he didn't have time to be Butter the zoologist because if he did, it would undoubtedly be his death.

"Help someone help me out of pity."

Butter couldn't take any more running and fell to the ground, he watched the monsters approaching more and more and closed his eyes, accepting his death.

The leader of the pack prepared to jump on Butter to kill him when some kind of magic beam sent him flying in the air, causing the others to flee.

Butter opened her eyes again and saw that the creatures were gone.

" Where are they ?

It was then that a voice was heard

"They won't hurt you anymore."

Butter turned around and saw something he didn't expect.

-He saw an all-light purple pony from head to hoof, her mane was a mix of pink, purple and midnight blue, this little pony had wings and a horn, like unicorns, and wore a tiara like the princesses in the movies Disney before Mickey bought all the franchises and it turned them into retarded shit who make ice out her fingertips.

Butter stood up, took a cookie from his bag, and walked over to the pony before saying.

"Here little pony, you must be hungry here alone, I wonder who is the idiot who could have abandoned you here."

The pony looked at Butter cookie then said.

"I was not abandoned here, I felt a disturbance in the forest and I came here to see what it was about, and that's where I heard the screaming, but didn't don't worry you're safe now.

After that, there was a 5 minute blank and suddenly Butter started to scream.

"Ahhhh, there is a talking pony, help me, I'm sure that she will eat me !!"

The pony was even more confused by Butter's reaction.

"Stop screaming, I'm not eating you, I'm here to help you and be your friend."

Hearing these words, Butter stopped screaming and walked over to the pony.

"It's ... it true that you are going to help me?"

The pony nodded.

"So okay, my name is Butter and you are."

"Princess Twilight Sparkle"

Butter couldn't believe it.

"A princess .... a real princess!"

"Yes, a princess who rules with kindness and benevolence."

"Woah"

"Like you said, now get on my back, I have to drive you into town to see the others."

"Others ?"

It was then that Butter climbed onto Twilight's back and Twilight flew into the sky.

"Woah, this is so awesome, I flyeeeeee youpiiii !!"

"Yes Butter, that's magic."

The two continued to fly when Butter asks Twilight which creatures attacked them in the forest.

"Oh that, they were Timberwolf, horrible creatures made of wood that always attack in packs."

"they would have devoured me if you hadn't helped me earlier thank you."

"You're welcome, Butter. Oh look we see Ponyville."

"Ponyville ?"

"We're going to land, hold on tight."

It was then that Twilight landed right in the middle of Main Street, noticing everyone's presence.

"Look."
"It's Princess Twilight"
"She's my favorite princess."

"Calm down my friends, calm down. I know you worship me and just the thought of me being apart from you twists you in pain but I'm here."

All fell silent after Twilight's humble speech. That's when a foal ask Twilight

"Madam Princess, what's on your back?"

Everyone then looked at Twilight's back and discovered this funny creature.

"... Oh my Faust, a monster!"

And all screamed

"Get off the back of princesse our dirty monster!"

"Why does he only have two legs mum?"

"Take my foal but not me."

The screams continued when Twilight screamed

"Silenceeeee !!"

All fell silent

"My friends had you forget about that old lesson."

"What the lesson Mrs. Twilight." Butter asked. "

"Don't judge a book by his cover."

"Ooooh." said all.

"Thanks for reminding us of this lesson Princess Twilight."

"Yes thanks."

And all were laughing except Butter, who was confused by it all.

"Madam Twilight?"

"Yes Butter."

"What is this place called."

Twilight smiles at Butter and says.

"This places and Ponyville"

These while a music was heard

"Welcome to Ponyville."
" let me introduce you to all of our friends. "

Twilight walked through the whole town greeting everyone

"Believe me this place is lovely.
And all and welcoming. "

"Tudum tada Tudum"
" Where everyone love you"

Butter look everywhere because everyone was colored, whether the inhabitants, or the houses, the colors were everywhere.

"When you are here."
"You have no more worries."

"Oh bonjour Mr and Mrs. Cake how are you today."

"Great and you Princess Twilight?"

"I'm showing Ponyville to our new guest."

"Hello, im Butter."

"Nice to meet you Butter wants you to taste one of our specialties."

"Oh yes, can I Ms. Twilight?"

"Of course Butter."

It was then that Ms. Cake gave Butter a gemstone croissant.

"Thank you Madam, wow he looks deli ...."

Butter stopped speaking when he literally saw precious stones covering the croissant.

"Magic unites us"
" we all believe in."

Everyone sing and dance in harmony,And more and more people were coming in and having the parties, the ponies screaming at the sight of DJ Pon-3 setting up his turntable and telling the others to make more noise. His danced all over him and even Twilight took it to the game forgetting Butter.

"Friendship unites us !!!"
"the sun will shine forever and his glory will remain forever."

everybody singing this in unison, that's when a huge voice was heard.

" What does that mean !"

and everyone stopped dancing and singing when they saw her arrived.

" It's her ? "

"Her crowns are beautiful, mom, is she a queen?"

It was then that the person in the center of attention answered.

"not a queen my child, a princess."

"Princess Celestia screamed Twilight."

And they all knelt in front of Princess Celestia, head of Equestria alongside her sister Luna (but nobody cares). “She was white and her mane just like her tail was was four different color (Light cerulean, light turquoise, cobalt blue and pale heliotrope) which seemed to move and had the sun symbol on its side.

"Twilight, can you tell me who this party is for?"

Twilight stammered

"Y-Yes Princess, this is Butter, he's" the anomaly I told you about. "

Princess Celestia leaned over and looked at Butter for a long moment before saying.

"Welcome to the kingdom of Equestria, I know this world may seem strange to you, but you have no reason to be afraid."

Celestia looked at Butter fondly then told him.

"Do you have a questions, my child?"

All eyes are on Butter waiting for an answer.

".... Are you going to rape me?"

Everyone no longer smiles, even the princess did not know what to do.

The end

Author's Note

Here is chapter 2 of this (shitty) wonderful adventure, I hope you enjoy it for my part, I will continue the adventures of James Jr Kallacity, Halloween is approaching just like Christmas and I intend to write story about them.