A Different Kind Of Distortion.

by ThatAverageDude

Bonus chapter: Celestia.

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Author's Note

Special thanks to ScarlettBlade for transcoding this chapter, since I completely lost it! I appreciate it a lot, my friend! :3

Fun fact, there's another two years between this chapter and the last. So if you want to see my growth as an author, compare this one to the previous chapters and you'll see the results! Enjoy! ^^


Bonus chapter: Celestia.

For the first time in a long while, Thomas was genuinely nervous. The physiotherapist's mouth was dry, his heart was beating in his throat, and his hands were slightly shivering. Thick beads of sweat rolled down his cheeks while he swallowed audibly in a desperate attempt to find his voice again.

"I'm not so sure about this, Candy," he whispered to the princess of love genuinely. "What if it goes wrong?"

Cadence waved off his doubts with one of her fluffy wings dismissively. "You shouldn't worry about it, my little human. I know you can pull this off." She cooed sweetly. "Besides, I know that you want to," she added haughtily, her voice teasing while she bumped her flank against his hip. The couple was meeting each other in their dreamscape, as they did every night. Usually, they'd talk with each other idly about their day, and then make sweet love to each other until it was time to say goodbye again. This night however, was different.

The warm sunny meadow they conversed in was a gorgeous area filled with wild colorful flowers of every kind. Thick and tall grasses waved in the wind steadily while a creek further up ahead flowed gently. Both Thomas and Cadence loved this place a lot. They'd come up with it together to heal and soothe their aching hearts which called out to each other every day.

Right now, the couple was facing a slight problem. It was around a year ago that Thomas moved back to Canterlot and Celestia issued a magical ban against her niece to see the human personally. The solution Luna provided kept both Thomas and Cadence more than happy. But lately, Celestia was becoming suspicious. It didn't help Luna was a bad liar, and Thomas kept declining Celestia's personal advances on him. At some point, the sun diarch had given up in wooing him. But she definitely wasn't a fool. Her experienced eye saw that Thomas definitely liked her, so she couldn't quite place why he continued to distance himself from her. Thomas had talked about this with Cadence multiple times, until she came up with a devious and extremely lewd idea.

"Why not give in to her advances?" She had suggested bluntly.

Thomas had sputtered. He knew she got off on the idea of him fucking her aunt, but this was a step further than just some naughty thoughts and fantasies. This was the real deal, besides, it was without Cadence involved, which really held him back. Yet the cute princess of love was persistent, they had to reassure to Celestia nothing was going on behind the scenes. The solution was quite simple to Cadence, let Thomas have some fun with her and she'd stop questioning things altogether. This brought Thomas to the problem he was facing now.

"Yes, you're right, Candy." He admitted with blushing cheeks. "I'd love to fuck your aunt, but it just feels wrong without you being there. With Luna it was different, you know?" He shrugged his shoulders, "and Celestia isn't stupid. Wouldn't it be weird if I suddenly started to reciprocate her affections?"

The pink alicorn grinned, her muzzle contorting in amusement. "You are such a cutie," she cooed in return, standing on her hind legs and wrapping her gorgeous wings around his back and pulling his face close to her muzzle while she bit her lip. "Whatever happens," she whispered naughtily, "I know you're always mine." She pressed her muzzle against his lips reassuringly. "But," she said between her soft and fluffy affections of kissing him, "I knew you'd never agree with these conditions I set." Her cheeks were rosy as she kissed him more fiercely now, her tongue licking his closed lips and silently asking for entrance.

Before Thomas could respond to her feverish kiss she had pulled back again, toying with him while her hot breath washed over his face. "So I have thought of a solution to this problem. Auntie Celestia can't find out about this dreamscape, so we have to go through with it. However, what if--" Cadence whispered something dirty in Thomas's ear that had him blushing like mad. When she was done, she captured his lips again, her soft wings rubbing the back of his head reassuringly while her tongue found his open mouth, softly and lovingly dragging it across his. Thomas was shivering in her embrace as he felt her hot tongue roam over his. Swapping their saliva together like they had done so many times before. When Cadence moved back again to breathe, Thomas couldn't help but chuckle.

"You are the lewdest and dirtiest princess in existence, you know that?" He said to her playfully.

The pink alicorn giggled and nuzzled her soft coat against his. "So, does that mean you agree with the conditions?" She tittered excitedly, her magenta eyes sparkling with mischief. Thomas cleared his throat, he was still extremely nervous. The risk was enormous, but doing nothing meant their beautiful dreamscape would inevitably crumble before their very eyes. Besides, Thomas would be lying if he didn't want to have sex with Celestia in the first place. He liked her a lot, after all.

"Alright Candy, I will do it. For you."

Cadence's coo was filled with nothing but lust, love, and appreciation for her little human. "Perfect!'' she panted, horny as she was for him, ''but, before we set our plan in motion..." Cadence used the dreamscape to transform herself into a perfect replica of her aunt. "Let's practice a little with each other." She suggested naughtily. Thomas could only nod his head obediently, as he felt Cadence seductively float him to his back with her magic.


Princess Celestia was rubbing her eyes a little tiredly inside the comfort of her personal chambers. She was currently wearing her soft velvet red nightgown while going over some late night administration at her desk. Her regalia was already neatly tucked away for the night while her reading glasses rested cutely on the brim of her nose. Her golden aura sparkled as she turned another page of the stack of papers in front of her with her magic, quickly scribbling something down while suppressing a yawn.

The usual divine aura that made her mane sparkle and flow in an invisible wind was nowhere present at the moment. Instead, her natural and gorgeous looking pink mane hung around her face a bit wildly, giving her the appearance of a very young adult while her stunningly beautiful eyes were filled with a deep experience that reflected her age and maturity. At the moment, the sun diarch was nothing more than Celestia, and she cherished these moments tremendously, even with how short they lasted.

A longing sigh escaped Celestia's muzzle, surprising herself as she grumbled at her own ineptitude. Of course, Thomas was on her mind again. She felt frustrated with herself that she was unable to woo the human, even though she knew he liked her a lot. She assumed because it was because of his past fling with her niece, but it had been well over a year since that happened. Both Thomas and Cadence had not made a single move to get together again, and as far as Celestia knew, both were actually doing pretty well.

''Then why does Thomas keep declining me?'' She wondered again, her paperwork completely forgotten. The Princess was getting pretty desperate, especially since she could understand the physiotherapist. As the immortal ruler of Equestria, Princess Celestia was respected and equally feared by her lovely subjects. As such, there were only a handful of Ponies she could be herself around. Fewer even, who dared approach her and with whom she could be intimate with. Thomas was one of these persons. She enjoyed his personal company a lot, but no matter how she tried, he kept on politely declining her, stating he was not ready for it yet. At some point she had respected his decision and gave him the space he sought, but somewhere in the back of her mind, she felt like something was off.

She couldn't figure out what it was, but she was sure of it. The Princess had made up her mind to ask her sister about it tomorrow to see if she shared the same sentiment. But before she could finish her next thought, a familiar knock on her door brought her out of her stupor. She recognized that polite knock anywhere, besides, only a few had access to her personal chambers whenever they so desired, so that limited the options of who it could possibly be by a lot. ''Right now, though?'' She wondered to herself, checking the time and seeing it was already past ten in the evening.

“I hope it is not something urgent.” She cleared her throat, a small smile coming on her muzzle. “Come in, Thomas. The door is open,” she replied sweetly, her tiredness completely forgotten. Whatever it was, Princess Celestia was always delighted to see the physiotherapist. What she hadn't expected, however, was to see Thomas dressed up so handsomely. He was wearing a white dress shirt, a pair of fitting blue jeans, and apparently went to the Barber earlier that day to cut his hair because he looked absolutely stunning to Celestia. For a moment, she was unable to find her voice until the human had closed the door behind him, offering her a nervous smile.

“Good evening, Celestia,” he said shyly, which made the Princess coo internally at how adorable he behaved. “I hope I'm not bothering you at the moment.”

“Oh, of course not, Thomas,” she said quickly, a small blush creeping on her cheeks. “Please, have a seat.” she motioned with one of her large wings to an empty chair. She could see how Thomas was appreciating her personal chambers like he always did whenever he was invited inside of it for whatever reason. It was a very warm and cozy looking room with a thick red carpet stretching out on the floor to combat the cold. In the back of the room was a big stained-glass window Princess Celestia could look out of and see the entirety of Canterlot clearly. To the side was a fireplace that was lit magically. Besides the candle on her desk, it was the only source of light at the moment, throwing the room in an atmosphere that most would consider romantic.

Princess Celestia had to swallow as she realized this while Thomas sat down not too far from her. She couldn't help but feel her heart speed up just a tad as he offered her another one of those contagious smiles that had her stomach aflutter. She cursed herself internally for feeling like a lost little school filly at the moment, but she couldn't deny she had developed a small crush on the human.

“To what do I owe the pleasure of meeting you at this hour of the day?” She couldn't help but flutter her eyes at him, something that she instantly regretted and made her blush deepen even further. However, to her pleasant surprise, she saw that Thomas reacted shyly at her cute gesture, and not in a way she was used to of him. It was a positive reaction that made her just a little bit more hopeful. To be honest with herself, Celestia had been pretty lonely the last few years, so seeing a potential partner in Thomas had made her extra motivated to do her best.

“I couldn't really sleep,” Thomas said honestly, twiddling with his fingers. “I guess it's because it's been some time since I had somebody sleeping next to me,” he admitted. “I love your mane, by the way. It makes you look very cute.”

Princess Celestia gasped, her breath catching in her throat. For six months she had tried to win Thomas over, and now it seemed he was finally ready to make the next step himself. The compliment about her messy mane made her cheeks burn in delight.

“Thank you,” she whispered back, treading very lightly and not getting her hopes up just yet. “And since you couldn't sleep, you sought my company?”

This time, Thomas paused, his eyes twinkling. “And maybe something more,” he added a bit unsurely and breathlessly. The alabaster Alicorn felt her chest flutter again as Thomas said this, as if she was lighter than a feather at the moment.

Slowly, he reached out one of his arms until the palm of his hand had cupped her left cheek. She cooed in wanton need and desire while Thomas slowly rubbed his hand across her fluffiness. Princess Celestia had no idea how much she truly wanted this, because one moment he was just running those sweet fingers through her fur and the other, he had both of his hands cupped around her face and he was slowly guiding her quivering muzzle to his lips. He had enchanted her so easily it almost felt like Magic, but Celestia couldn't possibly care at the moment. She allowed him to do with her whatever he pleased, and that prospect excited her on a whole different level.

Finally, Celestia's muzzle was softly placed against Thomas' sweet lips. A moan escaped from deep out of her throat as she started to kiss him back wantonly, her lips pressing against him over and over again until she felt his tongue asking for entrance. It was an exhilarating experience for Celestia, especially when she felt Thomas' relatively small tongue pressed against hers, curiously exploring her mouth and tasting her.

She shivered in his embrace and met his tongue with much enthusiasm. She brushed her own tongue thickly against his, wrapping around it and pushing him back. Now it was her turn to explore his mouth. His saliva was much thinner than hers and his sharp canines were alien to her, but she enjoyed it all the same. The fact she was so passionately making out with him made the kiss extremely sloppy, as saliva dribbled down his chin to the ground below. Eventually, Thomas broke the heated affection, multiple strings of saliva still connecting his tongue with hers. Both parties panted thickly and hotly. Celestia could only imagine what was going to happen next.

“Celestia,” Thomas whispered, genuinely. “I want you so badly right now.”

The honesty in his statement combined with that passionate kiss had made Celestia delightfully wet already. She could feel her pussy burning with need and desire for him, her clit winking underneath her chair while her fluid stained her seat. She bit her lip while she slowly nuzzled her cheek against her little human.

“So, your plan all this long was to come here to fuck me,” she replied huskily, her clit winking again at her own choice of words. The Princess threw away all of her inhibitions as she teasingly nibbled on Thomas' ear, which elicited a small moan from him.

“Admit it,” she coaxed him further. “You want me to turn around for you and show you my cute pussy?”

“Yes,” Thomas moaned, roaming his experienced hands through the muscles of Celestia's pristine coat, massaging and relaxing her. Celestia cooed appreciatively.

“Want me to moan your name as I allow you to put your cock far inside my royal slit and fuck me silly? I’d do that for you, Thomas,” she admitted honestly, her lust for him taking over all of her senses. “All you have to say is please,” she added teasingly.

“Please,” he said immediately, his entire body shivering. Celestia could smell his arousal through his pants already. He was as hard as a rock at the moment for her. The Princess loved his musky scent as her golden aura slowly started to unzip his pants and lower them, quickly followed with his underwear.

“That's all I wanted to hear, but before I allow you to fuck me...” she whispered naughtily. She brought both of her pristine wings to his erect dick, letting her thick and fluffy feathers tickle his shaft while she slowly started to move the hot skin of his cock up and down. The sound of appreciation and pleasure she got out of him only made her pussy burn brighter.

“Do you like it?” She whispered to him haughtily, slightly shifting in her seat to receive a little auto stimulation by rubbing her wet pussy lips against her chair. Her breath was getting labored as she looked at his alien cock throbbing wildly in her soft grip of her wings. It definitely wasn't anything like she was used to, and that only made her want it more.

“How about I use my mouth next? Would you like that? The Princess of the sun sucking on your dick, huh?” She continued to use her fluffy wings to rub his cock gently and lovingly, the tip of her feathers teasingly tickling his glans. At this point, only lust remained in Celestia's mind. She wanted Thomas’ dick so badly. The way how he moaned her name so adorably only added to her lust. Her dirty talk was met with an eager nod from the physiotherapist.

“Please Princess,” he begged, “I would like that so much! Please suck my cock!” The aroused Princess had only one thing on her mind as she lowered herself to Thomas' crotch level. She panted hot air on his glans while a bead of pre had formed on his tip. His scent was intoxicating to her. With burning cheeks, she kissed him straight on the tip, earning herself another hot moan from the physiotherapist. She felt Thomas’ hand on the back of her head, gently guiding her to take his cock into her muzzle. She opened her mouth eagerly, letting her thick tongue swirl across his cockhead and getting a good taste of him. She repeated the action, wetting it with her saliva, before she gave in to his gentle coaxing and took the plunge, burying the first few inches inside of her hot muzzle.

She felt her aching pussy weeping her fluids at the scent and taste. Celestia moaned sweetly as she went to work, creating pressure with her maw as soon as she moved up and then easily swallowing more of his dick as she went down again. Finding a rhythm was easy for her. She suckled on his cock with all the enthusiasm in the world, like a hungry little teenager she bobbed her head up and down, going lower and lower until her nose booped his pubic hair cutely and his glans tickled the back of her throat.

“Ah fuck, Celestia,” Thomas cursed and moaned, his ecstasy reaching new levels. She could feel how he was holding himself back. He wanted to muzzle fuck her until he came down her throat, but as much as Celestia like that idea, she would much rather have him bending her over. So, when she continued to suck on his shaft for a little while longer and realized he could no longer contain himself, she moved off of his dick reluctantly. She moaned eagerly as she looked up at him somewhat submissively, her lower lip quivering a bit while his cock throbbed angrily in front of her. Thomas was panting, his desire to fuck her clearly evident on his face as he gave her a light grin.

“Oh, you liked that, Princess?” He now asked, toying with her as he brought his dick to her furry cheek and slapped it slightly. “I didn't know you were such a slut.” Celestia just continued to moan and shiver as Thomas mentioned for her to stand up. She did so with shivering legs, not even bothering to hide the obvious stain she left behind on her favorite chair. Thomas' grin only widened at her obvious excitement. Her arousal hung thick in the air as he continued his dirty talk.

“My, you made quite the mess already, Princess. Do you want my cock inside your pussy that desperately, huh?”

“Yes please,” she begged, her voice sweet and filled with desire. She moaned again when Thomas ran his hand through her main lovingly before getting close to her ear.

“Then turn around for me and beg me for it, Celestia,” he whispered dirtily. He didn't have to tell her twice. Like a bunny in heat, she obediently yet seductively moved her gorgeous body around for him. She still had her tail blocking what Thomas so desperately wanted to see, but her femininity had rolled down her juicy thighs and elegant legs so thickly that it was obvious her pussy was weeping in anticipation for him. Lowering herself so her face was neatly tucked between her front legs, she moved her big ass high into the air. Her red nightgown clung to her feverish body snugly as she raised her tail, showing off her wet, winking snatch cutely in the process. Celestia couldn't remember the last time she was this aroused. Her clit continued to wink at the human, her arousing scent so overwhelmingly potent that it hung all around her room like a thick blanket.

“Please,” she whimpered as she looked around to make eye contact with Thomas, whose excitement was clearly showing on his face. “Fuck me, Thomas. Take me like I'm nothing but your breeding mare.” Celestia wiggled her butt from side to side in an attempt to make him move. Her pussy was burning so much it almost hurt. Then, agonizingly slowly, she felt Thomas’s strong hands touch her hips, softly tracing his fingers over her cutie marks before grabbing the soft flesh of her ass rather roughly, kneading it between his hands and giving it a slap. She let out a soft cry of pure pleasure, especially when she felt Thomas line up his hard cock with her burning hot entrance. His glans touched her pussy lips in a lewd kiss, the contact making electricity run through Celestia's body.

“Well, because you asked so nicely,” Thomas said teasingly, slowly moving forwards and prying her open. Celestia moaned, her vaginal walls gripping and squeezing the first few inches of the human’s cock hungrily. A deep groan escaped from Thomas' throat as he kept on thrusting forwards, hissing while her quivering slit kept on massaging his shaft from every direction, reassuring him how much she already was enjoying it. Since Celestia was quite a bit bigger than Cadence or even Luna, Thomas had no trouble burying his entire dick inside of the adorable sun Princess. Yet the way how she squeezed him so perfectly made it as if she wasn't bigger than the average pony.

“Damn,” Thomas groaned as he hissed, “you're so fucking tight.” Celestia's blush returned tenfold while she panted eagerly. Even though she hadn't had sex in a while, she still had over a millennium of experience and it showed. She continued to give Thomas her best efforts by clamping down on him just right, while he in turn made her body feel like Jelly. Thomas was definitely not as big as the average stallion, but Celestia had to admit the way how he moved himself in her had just felt right. Besides, she knew his stamina would put any stallion to shame. Her entire mind became numb with pleasure the moment the human started to move out again. Especially the moment he bucked himself powerfully back into her winking pussy, she let out a heated moan.

“Yes Thomas, fuck me, faster, harder!” Celestia begged, high and drunk on pleasure as she was. It wasn't like the physiotherapist was going to stop now. Quickly, he found a favorable rhythm of thrusting his twitching dick in and out of her adorable snatch. Pleasure wracked the sun goddess' body every time he buried his cock all the way inside of her again. She couldn't help but start to moan passionately and naughtily for Thomas, her squeaks adorably high pitched and filled with a warmth and sexiness that had Thomas groaning and doubling his efforts.

He wasn't slowing down as his thrust came in rapid bursts, his balls slapping against her lewdly every time he took her to the hilt. His potent fucking had the Princess’s body rocking back and forth visibly, his hands roaming over her ass, teasing the entrance of her puckering ponut, squeezing her sensitive boobs underneath her quivering pussy, or otherwise gently pinching her winking clit. The culminations of all these combined pleasurable sensations had the Princess a drooling mess, her orgasm arriving rapidly at the rate Thomas was going.

“Hnngh, ah!” Her soft pink walls lost their finesse as she now began to squeeze Thomas’s shaft almost painfully so. Her only intention right now was milking him dry.

“Are you gonna cum, Celestia? How naughty,” Thomas groaned playfully, “go on then, do it. Moan my name and beg me how much you would like for me to cum deeply inside of you!”

“Yes,” Celestia hissed, “Thomas, please cum inside of me. I want your semen to fill me up. Please, Thomas!” Celestia couldn't contain herself anymore as she went over the edge, her walls clamped down on Thomas’ dick like a vice while her pussy spasmed uncontrollably. Her whole body shivered like a log while her tongue lolled out of her mouth, as her orgasm rocketed her entire body until she was completely numb.

She didn't think she could ever reach a high like this, but the moment Thomas buried himself inside of her for the final time, giving her what she so eagerly wanted, only a warmth remained like she was high on pure ecstasy. She could feel him shooting his hot cum inside of her, painting her insides a nice white while she continued to moan and ride out the pleasurable waves of her orgasm. Eventually, she lost control of her muscles and lowered herself on her haunches to avoid falling sideways. Thomas settled on her back and hugged her close by wrapping his arms around her midsection. His face was nuzzling her neck while she cooed at him and giggled, enjoying the incredible afterglow with him.

“That was,” she breathed, trying to find her words. “Quite exhilarating and unexpected,” she admitted. “But I'm glad you came to me, my little human,” the cute sun goddess said honestly.

“Thank you, Princess, really,” Thomas said genuinely, stroking her long slender neck. “I was afraid you might reject me after not displaying interest in you for so long.”

Celestia smiled happily. “I understood you needed some time to yourself after all that had happened. Besides, looking back, I was moving too quickly, so do not feel guilty, Thomas. You simply weren't ready for it yet.” She gave him a loving nuzzle. “Tonight though, you have made me a very happy mare.” He reciprocated her affections by nuzzling her back, rubbing his cheeks against hers.

“You don't mind me sharing the rest of the night with you, right Princess?” Celestia giggled.

“Of course not. In fact, I wasn't going to let you go back to bed after this anyway,” she revealed naughtily. She gave him a wink and giggled at his surprised expression. “What, you didn't think I'd be satisfied with one round, right?” Hungrily, she floated Thomas over to her Queen sized bed, lying him on his back while she joined him by climbing on top of him and enveloping his entire body in her fluff.

“My turn to fuck you silly.”


What cadence had whispered in Thomas’s ear just a moment ago was so incredibly lewd that he simply couldn't comprehend how she came up with these sexy ideas.

“Love sharing magic. It's something only I can perform. I’ll basically share my love I have for you with my auntie and in turn, her and I will be physically connected. Every time you touch my auntie sexually, you will touch me too. Every time she touches you sexually, it would feel to me as if I'm doing it instead. She will share her pleasure with me and I will share mine with her in turn. We’ll amp each other up so much that she'll go completely numb by your cock, and so will I! The best part? Her mind will be so high in the sky that she won't realize you're basically fucking me at the same time. Then, when you're asleep, I shall continue to meet you here as always, and continue to fuck you silly. We’ll be having sex day and night while you can enjoy my auntie and her affections as much as you want.''

“Truly,” Thomas said with a lewd smile as he eyed the Princess of love and couldn't help but chuckle, voicing his thoughts. “You are the Lewdest and dirtiest Princess in existence.”