Mercenary in a new world

by idontknowyoupick

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Narcotics, Original Character, Science Fiction, Comedy, Profanity, Violence, Crossover, Anthro, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death
Length: 4174

I thought being able to fly through space and make money from governments who hated me to be the best life to live. Well I found a new one and This one is more fun then the last.

This is a rewrite of Titans Rage, please stay as I will not abandon this one.

When you go around taking government money, and private company's money, some start to hate what you do, but they can't get anything better, so I get to live. But when you play a game of cards with an IMC commander over protecting a secret ship for free.

[I am going to be re writing this story fully but keeping the same idea. ]

{I have no proof reader so all my errors will show.}

Published 2020-09-16 14:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-10-25 18:34:14 UTC

Chapter 1

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK how did I lose, I had 2 kings and a 2 that was the perfect way to win." The dumb ass yells out after playing a losing game of poker against a well-dressed main in a military suite.

"Maybe you should have picked a game you know how to play before betting your life services to my crew. But don't worry you will be paid and given your own private quarters, food will be provided, clothing will be provided on request and your ship shale be take care of with proper care as long as you abide by the contract you signed before the little game we played."
The man explains as he stands up putting his gloves and hat on leaving me alone to clean up the cards and my print of the contract, popping his head back in giving a cheeky smile. "The ship leaves in 12 hours. I hope to see you there." he says before leaving.

Standing up I give him the middle finger salute. "Yes admiral fucktard of planet fucker ass shit dick." Cleaning up the room and fixing the chair I knocked over, gathering my bags I set out into the hall of a busy docking bay of a private companies military with one huge ship having maintenance done on. "Well this is fan fucking tastic I get to play with military people."

-6 Fucking Hours Later-

After 6 hours of moving and disarming all the traps in the house I saved up lots of money for and then getting a government ID registering my weapons and my ship and A.I. it felt like forever but it seems you need them if you work for a government funded business.

"Why is it so expensive to register illegal weapons and A.I." I say walking down a corridor to get onto the ship, taking my wallet out and checking how many credits I have. "I fucking hate this government."

So if I hear you correctly you would rather go on an adventure away from these questionable government workers. I stop moving out of pure fear and terror of hearing that voice. I could feel my skin crawl all the hair on my body standing high, the sentence alone priced my soul, and on instinct I went to grab my knife but a hand stopped me from pulling it out. "Don't worry stranger I'm only here to sell you stuff."

All the fear I felt disappeared in a moment." Sorry but all I got is 10 credits." Letting go of my blade I try and leave, but he moves in front of me stopping me.

"Oh but it's not money that I want, I just need you to do something for me and I will give you your pick of my wears for free."
Taking a good look at the man he was a hunched over man with a big bag on his back an old world clothing, This is taking to long to describe him, hey where's the glue never mind I found it.'
This is what the man looked like. "Now strange please follow me." The man started to walk off so I followed.

Walking into a tent that came out of nowhere I find myself surrounded by all types of trinkets and weird artifacts that would look fun to use but give off a bad vibe and not in a good way. "Hot damn what is this." Walking over to a shelf I picked up what looked to be prosthetic arms that look like it has a hidden compartment. "Hey boss could I get this for free."

"Pick 3 things you want and I'll give it to ya, but remember you have to do something for me." He walks into a back room leaving me alone. Looking at the arm more A blade comes out of one looking like this. "Ah I see you're going for the mantas blades what a wise choice." The man says coming out of nowhere making me jump almost out of my skin. "I would say it's the best weapon for a stealthy kill if you need to get close."

"You got any other stealth weapons." He nods his head before going into the back room then comes out with a black case that had weird stuff all over it that kept moving making it hard to get a good look at it. "This is a hidden weapon that if you keep in the case, you could get it past the TSA." Grabbing it made me shiver a bit.

After giving me the box he turns around and leaves to the back room again. "Well that was weird." Looking down at the box. "I wonder what kind of weapon is inside." Grabbing a bag I put the arms and box inside it. "Now the last thing I need is a new gun really hate I had to give up the other ones I had." Looking around I find nothing interesting and by nothing interesting I mean there are no guns, this shop looked like it had everything but no matter how hard I look I can't find any guns.

"Hey boss where do you keep your firearms."

The man yells out from the back. "There in section C12." Looking up I see that I'm in section C11.

"Ok thanks boss." Walking into the next section I see all types of guns from lasers to cannons but nothing that catches my eyes till I look to the end of the section I find a handgun on a stand with the words 'Railgun Revolver' at the bottom. "Oh ya now this is what I'm talking about come to daddy." Picking up the gun I start to feel dizzy making me drop the gun and the bag I'm holding just to try and catch my balance. Falling to my hands and knees I feel like throwing up but nothing wants to come up.

"Oh you're still here, that's good now before you leave. I want you to put this battery into the reactor and you get to keep everything." Walking over to me on the ground the strange man puts a Titan battery pack on the ground next to me that seems to be a bit bigger than the regular Titan battery. "Bye and thank you for your time."

'Fucking creepy last words.'

I wake up in a cold sweat fanatically looking around finding that I am in a bedroom that is much fancier than my old room. Getting up out of the bed I head towards the bathroom, stepping in I turn on the facet and splash water on my face. I look into the mirror I check to make sure everything is in place. As I go to check my hair I stop as I look at my hand as it looks more like fake skin, flexing my arms it slowly opens as the blade comes out. "Well it seems that wasn't a dream."

Leaving my bathroom I find that there is a Titan battery on my bed, moving over to my dresser I pull out an A.I. chip that looks like the one from that old world game halo. Turning it on it lights up green as a hologram of a sea emperor leviathan from a game I found on the ship, the game was so fun it took me hours to get through both games. I wish games were as good as that now. Plugging her into the back of my neck, I hear a high pitch beeping for 3 seconds before the soothing voice of that subnautica woman's voice "Good evening operator its good to see that you're alive after the stupid thing you have done 'cough' that card game."

This is what she looks like.

" It's good to have you back." I say rolling my eyes as I get dressed in my work clothes.

" Oh it seems you have some new argumentation you have not informed me of and it seems that they were installed better than the last one."

Rubbing the back of my head laughing lightly. "Haha ya got some new arms though they look just like my regular arms which when I bought them they looked more fem like but now it looks like I never even got rid of my arms."

The door opens as someone pops in. " Hey how good are you with repairing generators." Looking over I see a robot's eye popping in. "I heard from the captain you were good with fixing engines under pressure can you help?"

"Say no more I am on my way." Picking up the battery I looked to the robot, yes it was a robot that came in, "Show me the way my robo friend."

Leaving the room I follow my new robot friend to wherever it is taking me. Walking into a room I see what I think is the ship's black hole generator. "Yay I finally found it."

The generator was just a giant metal ball made from an unrecognizable metal floating inside a glass cylinder in the middle of the room, and now I am now stressing this when I say this thing was fucking huge like bigger than the width of the rest of the ship or ya mamma 'Sir that is not funny just stupid,' Ok so it wasn't a good joke but this thing was huge.

"Sir please follow me." Looking from the generator I see Mr fix it bot going into some kind of maintenance room and hold out its hand to some bio suites. "Please put on the biometric suites as the reactor is highly radioactive." Complying I put on the suites and come out feeling dumb wearing it, picking up the battery I walk up the reactor, the first door of the air lock that leads into the reactor opens as I walk in the door closes behind me and the shower heads above me spray some stuff onto me as the doors in front of me open up.

Breathing in and out I walk into the reactor and gravity just pulls me into the ball making me smack into it as my intercom turns on. "Oh right almost forgot the reactor has its own gravity."

"You fuck," I say turning coms off, so they can't hear me. "Well it's time to pay back a corruptible soul with a kind one." Finding a port I shove the titan battery into it twisting it and pressing a button that locks it in, and just as I finish my coms lights up with the voice of the terrified robot.

"Why the **** did you turn your com off I was about to tell you where to put the device!" The robot rushes into the reactor room and lands right next to me. "We need to get this thing out of there now!"

"Why do we need to get it out doesn't all the ports do the same?"

"No you dumb*** this port shoots everything directly into th-" before it could finish what it was going to say I hear an explosion before everything goes black.

On a cabbage farm lived an old cabbage farmer named slaw cowl. He has been working on this farm for over 40 plus years and today he decides to just look out at the cabbage fields. "Oh how I love this life as a cabbage farmer... what is that?" As he looked up into the sky he saw a bright red flash above the clouds. "Did they break something up there?" his question was answered by 2 giant UFOs (unidentified falling object) falling through the clouds making him stand up from his chair just to stare at the monstrosity falling

A piece of the ship breaks off and starts rapidly falling towards the man but hits a bird and falls off cores landing in his cabbage field setting it on fire, just as the camera pans out the old man yells. "My cabbages!"

Opening my eyes violently I am assaulted by the light of a fucking sun that was put on full blast RIGHT INTO MY FUCKING EYES! The filter over my eyes adjusted my eyes faster than normal, sitting up I see that I am in the middle of a broken super expensive spaceship that I will probably have to pay for. "You know if I kill any survivors and destroy anything that could have recorded me doing what I did I can probably get awa-" And like always he was not able to complete his sentence before getting sent flying into a solid sheet of metal face first before falling off but was at least was able to stick the landing.

Looking back he saw a highly damaged titan, the cabin had a huge hole in it showing a dark figure and by dark I mean demon dark and it seemed to transfer to parts of the titan. The titan was a Stryder-class Titan almost everything was exposed, looking around I could find no weapons or anything I could use against it. I look at my arms and remember what that strange man said.

Thinking about my arms some kind of mantas blades come out through my forearms. “Fuck this is cool, now its time for you to di-”

Again he was interrupted by a kick from the titan sending him flying, as his speed thing in his contacts says he was going at mach 30 towards a mountain. “Why the fuck does every one intrupt me when I am just trying to speak?” turning around I see that I am flying towards a marble wall and thinking fast with no weapons and moving at FUCKING mach 30 I decide to do the best thing I can do, punch it.

As my fist hits the wall the first thing I noticed was that I have gone through 30 of these walls and am now flying backwards upside down through another wall into a huge room onto my back. “Fuck.” standing up I look around I see there I am surrounded by humans with horse ears, tails, some had fucking horns and others had wings but looking around even more I could see that there where two with both and where huge and I am not just talking about there size, there tits where fucking huge.

Coming back to the real world I see that everyone of these weird humans were staring at me, some with fear others with curiosity and one with disgust for some reason, so I thought now would be a good time to break the ice.

“Um, hi.”

Author's Note

I hope you like the rewrite of Titans Rage and will come back for more.

Chapter 2

New World Old Humans?

"Come on it's just one game, if I win I will play you 60 credits and you let me go but if you win I will pay you 300 credits and you let me free, so how about it." The sly mercenary bargains behind bars of an ancient style prison. "Come on it's a simple dice game pick high or low and roll the dice it's that easy."

"No matter how hard you beg we will not let you free, and for the last time we use bits not credits."

Looking the strange man up and down I could see he was wearing standard roman armor but made out of gold, though their skirts and the binding looked to be made out of something other than leather, "Then let me make you another deal, you let me out of this cell and I won't kill you and everyone I pass on my way out does that sound like a fair trade hmm?"

The guard looked over to me like I was crazy well-tried too as when he faced towards me, he fell out of his seat as I was right in his face holding onto his blade that also looked like a standard Roman sword. Standing up he went to check his weapon to find it secured onto his belt turning back towards me. I was laying down on the prison bed relaxed.

"So do you want to take my offer hmm?"

"I bethink not that gent shall beest taking any off'r."

Shoving my head out the jail bars I look down the dark prison halls to see who will come out the dark. "Come out the dark ya creepy eves dropping fuck." I deadpan stare into the dark. The guard on the other hand was looking at me trying to figure out how I stuck my head out of the jail bars.

The sound of heals on stone could be heard even though that sound was nowhere to be found before the person spoke. " T wouldst beest most wondrous to not useth yond tone of voice with someone who is't can receiveth thee out of yond cage." out of the dark comes a tall woman in a dark dress that looked like it was covered in glitter, her hair was long looked like it could touch the floor and keep going but for some reason stayed up in the air and was blowing in the wind, and last but not least she had horns and wings unlike the guard who had neither.

"Bitch speak English I have no fucking clue what the fuck you just said ya ye old cunt." The guard who was still trying to figure out how I stuck my head out of the jail cell bars decided it was a good idea to hit me upside the head. "The fuck was that for ya daft bitch?" I yell out as I pull my head back into my cell.

The guard stands and salutes the woman. "Good day Princess."

"Oh now I get it, you want her to take out her rod and shove it up your ass for you to get a promotion from watching me, am I right hmm?" The guard looked at me through the corner of his eyes and I could tell he was pissed probably wanting to take my head off. "What, I don't think being rude to me will get you brownie points with your princess, who really needs to get out of the dark shadows!"

"It would be best to keep your mouth shut, you are lucky someone is vouching for your freedom." Appearing in front of the princess in the shadows I take a closer look at her as she gets into a defensive position as her horn glows.

Looking closely I saw that she looked like any other human from earth just larger not counting the horn and black wings coming out her back, looking lower I could see that she was kind of flat for a lack of words. Turning around I looked at the guard who was pointing his spear at me and yelling something but I just blocked it out, looking closer at him, I could see he has a horn stick out of his helmet but I just ignored it as some kind of birth defect. "So when are you going to let me out of here?"

I had to hold back my laughter as I saw them look to where I was to the jail cell where I am. "God I love technology, now are you going to let me out or do I have to stay in here overnight?" I ask with a shit eating grin on my face, the two just looked at each other before they walked off. "Hey wait you're not really going to leave me here overnight right? Right!?"

1 Whole night alone in a jail cell later........

Breaking off another piece of the bars I start bending it into a point and connecting it to the top of my Eiffel Tower I made out of there of the cell bars because I could not sleep and got bored. Looking out the cell window I could tell it was coming morning, so I made my way to the exit of this boring dungeon opening the dungeon door to the surprised faces of two guards one male the other female if the size of the... never mind. "Good morning did you two sleep well last night or were you two standing here all night."

Looking at their lips I could tell they were panicking on what to do. "So are you going to take me to one who jailed me or do I need to find it myself?"

"Rebooting please stand by..... Reboot complete starting systems." I 'woke' as some say to find myself in a room on fire. "Why didn't the fire supreson turn on?" Turning around I find that the wall was missing, scratch that the half of the room was torn in half, looking down I find that I was impaled to the floor. Pulling myself off the floor I walk into the corridor looking left finding a wall of fire, turning to my right I find a crew member hitting his head on the wall. "Excuse me but could you tell me what's going on." The human turned to me. That's when I noticed black smoke was coming off its skin as a thick black liquid trickled down its face and arms, looking to its face its mouth open as an ear-piercing scream came from its mouth as it started running at me.

Turning on my heels I run in the opposite direction. "What is going on if it's a zombie it should not be chasing me." Jumping through the fire I fall through a hole in the floor onto a reaper knocking us both to the floor. Looking down at it, I could see the same black smoke and thick black stuff coming off it. "It effects robots too!" Getting off it I check my map of the ship at start running for the robotic control room, behind me, I hear a loud bang looking back I see the zombie is chasing me again, so I round a corner and keep running looking back again I see the zombie try to run the corner before the reaper runs right through it turning the zombie into a splattered mess making me scream something I thought robots could not say. "Fuck!"

"Like I said for the tenth time, get whoever put me in jail. They said I could come out tomorrow and it is tomorrow, and they are not here yet and I got bored, and second thing put your spear away and out of my face before I break it.

While I wasn't paying attention the second guard got behind me and took my gun. "Hey give that back."

Hacking into the robot control center I burst in to see a spyglass giving out commands on the master computer grabbing a broken pip I ram it through its head before kicking it away. Opening up the control panel my hand drops down and my hacking tool pops out, shoving it in the disk slit I run through all the information before connecting the ship and all robots to me, looking deeper I find a distress signal has been sent by the mercenary the company has hired. I round up all the stalkers in working condition into drop pods reversing their power, so they shoot out the top setting the coordinates on his location.

As I am focused on giving out commands the spyglass stands up taking the pip out of its head, it walks closer flattening it hands before stabbing it through my back. Coming back to my senses I look down to find its hand impaled in my chest, looking closer the thick black liquid seeped into my circuits corrupting them. Turning around I udder my last words. "Fuck you disposable piece of scrap metal."

"Just give it back and I would break your arms ok just give it BACK." I tried saying in a calming tone, but just as I was about to grab for it the wall behind me exploded, turning around fast I found a stalker drop pod embedded into the wall. "Great reinforcements are here." The door is kicked out as black smoke streams out. "No please tell me it's not true." flashes came out the dark of the pod my right eye shut off as my legs started shutting down.

I started falling backwards looking at the shocked and scared face of the creature that was holding my gun close before they were riddled with bullets. Hitting the ground, I could not move but I saw the face of a stalker pear over me before pointing its gun at me and everything went black.

'What the fuck just happened?' Was the last thing that went through my mind.

Author's Note

This chapter was rushed and has not been edited properly as I can't find my editor.