"Polaris, holy shit."

The blue unicorn didn't exactly expect to hear that when answering a call from Tinker of all ponies, but it certainly got his attention as he sat up in his chair. "What's going on?" He asked curiously.

"Polaris, I... dude, did you know that... I uh..." Tinker said, stumbling over his words a little bit as he tried to think about it.

But the blue stallion knew, all right. He chuckled, saying, "That the princesses tend to have fun with ponies they like the look of, hmm~?"

Tinker hesitated, then he said "Y-You know?" Thinking about it, it sounded obvious that Polaris would, but... somehow, it still surprised him.

Polaris laughed, saying "Well duh! I didn't recommend you in hopes you'd hook up with one of them, but... I did kinda hope it'd happen, I figured you'd have a good time with what I've taught ya~"

At that, Tinker's cheeks turned a hot red. He thought back, pulling up older memories...

With a wet squelch, Tinker's knot popped inside of Polaris. The blue stallion was not only in his dark magic form, but a mare's body as well, looking just like a curvey mare version of Sombra. Both ponies moaned as Tinker's hips finally slapped against Polaris', and the gray mare smirked back at him. "Now, you don't wanna do it right away, but once your mare is used to the knot, you can try some knotfucking..." Polaris said. She always surprised Tinker with how calmly and smoothly she could talk, regardless of what was going on.

"A-Are you sure? It sounds like it'd hurt..." Tinker had replied. Still, Tinker pulled back, gently popping his knot out of Polaris.

Polaris chuckled, saying, "It won't as long as she's aroused enough and most importantly, used to the size... that said, you don't need to worry about those things with me, so... give it a shot, sexy~" Tinker blushed hotly, but it wasn't his first... "lesson" with Polaris, and he trusted him by then. So, once he braced his hips, he started to ram into him, making sure that he shoved the knot inside on each thrust. It didn't take him very long to orgasm with the new sensations, and he hadn't expected to actually make Polaris cum alongside himself, but she did. And the force of the dark magic user's orgasm had milked an incredible amount of cum from Tinker before she finally allowed him to pull out...

"Tinker?"

Tinker sputtered a little, then he said "Y-Yeah?" In a shaky voice, turning a hot red behind the phone as he perked his ear. Remembering why he called, he kept going as he said "o-oh yeah, I uh, anyway, I needed to ask uh... I dunno, you or Saphira for something..."

Polaris grinned a bit behind his own phone, saying, "I might be able to help, stud~".

The dragonpony scrunched his snout slightly, knowing that Polaris was trying to tease him. He grumbled something, then he said "I just... I need a spell for... okay, I have a spell that like, extends my... orgasm, but like, I can't control it, and it just..." he said, trailing off with a sigh.

Polaris laughed, but it was a short one, not a mocking one. "Awwww, I loved messing with that botched ward of yours... I certainly know better ones though, heh, I'll get Saphira to send a few... I'm guessing you have your laptop with you?"

Tinker nodded, then he paused, then he sheepishly smiled as he said "y-yeah, that'd be great, it's fun, but... boy, it's a huge drain on my magic, Tia about had me pass out a few times..." Naturally, Polaris whistled into the phone, but Tinker found himself smiling instead of just feeling embarassed again.

"Well, heh, I'll send it, but damn if I'm not actually kind of jealous..." Polaris said. "I'd feel better if you decide to come try some of those new skills with me later..."

"What do you..." Tinker said, but he trailed off as he heard Polaris start to use magic on the other end of the phone. He frowned with confusion, because what would he be doing with magic?

He got his answer as soon as Polaris finished the spell. Speaking with her mare's body, Polaris held the phone close as she purred her smooth, lustful voice into the headset. "So how about it, stud~? Wanna come on over once you're done in Canterlot~? I'd love to show you some new tricks, or we can just fuck like animals in my bedroom all night...~" She crooned, knowing damn well that Tinker was most likely positively tomato-red on the other end.

And, well, he was. "I-I uh... yeah, I mean... T-Tia's off to work, a-and she said Luna was gonna uh, be next..." Tinker stammered sheepishly, feeling his cock hardening and throbbing beneath him.

"Well, have fun with Luna~" Polaris crooned. "I bet you're hard and leaking right now, poor thiiing~"

Tinker sighed, then he started to say "Well, yea-" before Polaris cut him off.

She cut him off with a giggle, then she said, "Good, now go find a nice slutty guardspony to rut while you wait on Luna, I'm sure someone there would love getting stuffed with that delicious cock of yours~"

Before Tinker could even say anything back to Polaris, she hung up on him. The scrunch returned to his snout, then he huffed a little, tossing his phone (gently) to the bed. Then he sighed, and he pulled out his laptop... it was time to try some spellcasting!

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Hours later, Tinker cast a spell. He felt his magic concentrating in his groin, he tensed up with a nervous whimper, but to his immense relief, the spell actually completed. Tinker was one hell of a stubborn stallion, and even though it turned out to be much harder than he thought, he finally managed to cast the spell.

The spell wasn't that hard on paper. The spell would hook into his older orgasm extension spell, adding a new layer of spellwork that would allow him to end his own orgasm by merely willing it to stop. The problem with that? Each time he failed the spell, it sent him into an instantaneous orgasm, and each one lasted at least a minute before it finally petered out and allowed him to try the spell again.

And Tinker had forgotten how many times he had screwed up the spell, but Celestia's bed was soaked in his cum. Somehow, he hadn't gotten it on his laptop... he closed the device, tossing it back into his saddlebags. Then he sighed. He knew the spell probably needed to be tested, but he wasn't sure his paws were going to be enough at the moment.

Then? The door opened.

Tinker's eyes shot wide open as he watched one of the double doors swing open, and he found himself frozen as a small cleaning cart rolled into the room, pushed by a smallish, pastel purple mare dressed up in a maid outfit. A real maid outfit, not the black one that happened to be featured in the closets of both Tinker and Polaris.

The mare gently pushed the door shut, then she happily sighed, ready to clean the Princess' bedroom. Then, she picked up a scent on the air. The scent of a stallion, sometimes Tia's bedroom did contain that smell, but it was so fresh... She finally turned around, and her eyes opened wide as she looked at the bed.

Tinker nervously smiled, giving the mare a weak little wave. To her, he was a huge mess. He was half soaked in his own cum, sitting on a bed that was equally soaked, and the scent of his musk was... powerful. Tinker had no way of knowing, but the maid had a certain fetish that he happened to fit. She loved cleaning, obviously. But deep down, the idea of being pinned to a cum-soaked bed, held down by a big stallion with their cock pumping into her... she shivered as she looked at Tinker, her hind legs shifting as she felt her marehood wetly wink.

"Uh...." Tinker said weakly. "I-I can try to clean this, I'm so sorry, this is probably outside of what you're paid to do, uh..." And yet, to his surprise, the mare shook her head. She pulled off her hat, tossing it aside. Then, she squirmed out of her skirt, tossing it along with the hat.

As she continued to strip, she looked up to Tinker, ears perked as she quietly asked "Do you know what a mating press is?" Tinker hadn't expected that question. He was expecting her to be mad at him! But now that she'd asked, he realized he was seeing hunger in her eyes.

He answered her with a question of his own. "A-Are all of you guys here in canterlot so... open?" He asked, curiously perking his ears to listen to her. She smiled back at him, tossing the last part of her clothes aside. Then, she hopped onto the bed, seemingly not caring that she had to step into the puddle.

Still wearing the small smile, she nodded at him. "I'm going to assume that you have no reason to tell anypony, considering the state I've found you in... so yes, this castle has tons of empty, abandoned rooms in it, perfect for finding a pony you like and rutting for a while~" She said softly. From the way Tinker's eyes widened, she could tell that he quite liked that idea. She giggled, then she poked his snout with a hoof, not caring that she smeared some of his cum on his nose. "Now, mating press. You know what that is?" She asked.

Tinker nodded, saying, "O-Oh, yeah, I uh, yeah, of course...", and he flinched slightly as the mare suddenly licked the cum from his snout. Then, she laid down on the bed on her belly, shuddering with a quiet whimper of arousal as she felt the wetness quietly splat against her body. She stood up again, then she gently pushed on Tinker, making him back up. She sat down where he had been sitting, then she laid back, shuddering once more as her back pressed into the large puddle of cum. This time though, she moaned instead of whimpering, making Tinker blush as he realized how much this mare really liked the makeshift cum bath...

She looked up at him with a needy expression, and all it took was a whimper from her to spur him into action. Tinker stood overtop of the mare, then he settled down on top of her, taking it slow so that he had time to line his cock up. Thanks to the layers of precum and cum that his shaft was soaked in, it was incredibly easy to slowly sink it inside of the maid. She moaned as it began to fill her, and before his medial ring could even meet her soft outer lips, she grabbed onto his hips and pulled as hard as she could on them.

Tinker wasn't expecting it, but he didn't resist, letting his hips lower as he buried himself all the way to his knot. The mare gasped as she felt his knot press against her, right at the same moment that the tip of his cock met the entrance to her womb. Of course, Tinker had been taught a spell for that long ago by Polaris, and all it took was a few gentle little grinds of his hips to pop the tip inside of her womb, allowing his knot to pop into her clenching tunnel as well. With a wet slap, Tinker's hips squished against the mare, and she whimpered with need as she hugged tightly onto him. "S-Smother me" She said, her voice hushed and quiet.

A bit weird, but Tinker went with it. He let himself relax completely on top of the mare, resting his front legs on the bed as he pressed her further into it. It was exactly what she wanted- her body soaked in cum, a big stallion holding her down to a bed, his cock stuffed inside of her. And then, without even needing to ask, Tinker decided to give her the exact rutting that she desired. Of course, he started by slowly grinding into her for a while, letting her get used to the knot. Just like with Polaris...

Then, slowly, Tinker started to rock his hips. On each slow thrust, TInker popped his knot out of the mare, which also meant that the head of his cock slid out of her womb. Then, he pushed back inside, creating another quiet, wet slap of their hips. From the sounds of her soft, muffled moans, it seemed that the mare was enjoying herself, so Tinker kept going. As he pumped into her, Tinker made small adaptions to the way he had her pinned to the bed. He shifted his arms to press against her, he shifted his position to allow himself to hilt ever-so-slightly deeper, and the finishing touch was that he lowered his wings, cutting off the light that filtered in to trap her in a cave of pleasure and darkness.

And she loved it! Each time the large stallion hilted that wonderful cock inside of her, the mare tightly clenched around it, wordlessly begging him to stay inside for just a moment longer... and yet he didn't, pulling back to sink himself inside over and over. Sadly, the maid couldn't hold it in forever. Tinker felt her beginning to tighten up around him, and he decided to speed up to help her along. Knowing that she was close, Tinker began to focus on his own climax, and he felt the spell working as he finally began to flare, making his cock much more sensitive.

It became much harder to thrust into the mare as they approached orgasm- his flare had some difficulty popping into her womb, and his knot didn't fit inside as easily once it began to swell. For the maid, this only brought her climax on faster. She did her best, but Tinker's flaring cock sent her into a muffled, shaky orgasm as she began to cum, shuddering beneath him as her tunnel clamped down tightly around Tinker. After she started to cum, Tinker hilted himself inside one last time, then he gasped as he tried to pull back only to realize he was stuck, held inside of her by her tightly clenching and squeezing walls.

And so, he gave in. Tinker growled softly as he pressed against her, smushing the mare into the bed as his cock finally bucked, firing a strong jet of cum into her. She cried out as the thick gush of cum splatted into her, and her marehood began to tightly squeze him in rhythm with his orgasm, properly milking his cum out of him. When her orgasm eventually ended, Tinker continued to flood her with pulses of cum for a moment, then he finally focused enough to end his climax, feeling it taper off as shivers of afterglow ran through him.

"F-Fuuhhckk..." Tinker quietly groaned, letting himself go somewhat limp as he relaxed. The maid let out a tiny little coo, basking happily in the afterglow of one of her fantasies come true.

And then somepony knocked on the door.

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Plodding down the hallway, one of the royal guard walked towards Celestia's bedroom. Luna's personal maid had ran out of some sort of soap or something, and naturally, they send him to go get more from the other maid. Of course they did. One of the biggest stallions in the guard, and they send him out to get soap. Soap. Sure. Why not?

He didn't mind helping, of course... the mares were cute, and he'd taken Celestia's maid to bed quite a few times, even though her insistance on being mounted was sometimes annoying. Lost in his thoughts, he didn't realize he was at the door until he approached it, and he pulled himself out of his thoughts to look at the other guards. He nodded at each one, then he pushed open the door, stepping inside.

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When the door opened, the maid nudged Tinker, and once he lifted his front end slightly, both ponies looked at the door with wide eyes. Once the maid saw who was walking inside, she began to smirk, while Tinker's cheeks began to redden once more.

The guard turned around once he closed the door, and he met the eyes of his friend with a confused look, then a blush. "Well... damn" he said, smirking slightly in return.

Before Tinker could say anything, she nuzzled his neck from below, saying "Wanna join, sexy~?"

The guard smirked, saying, "I'd love to, but it's up to you, big boy~". He walked over to the bed, leaned in close, and briefly kissed the hotly blushing dragonpony on the lips for a moment.

Tinker quickly nodded, saying, "W-Well... h-heh, sure, if that's what she wants..." in a shy, yet excited voice. The guard smiled, kissed him once more, then moved to the side to climb onto the bed. Tinker watched as he climbed onto the bed, then he shivered a little as the stallion mounted him, and the maid was once again hidden from view as Tinker's front end pressed to the mattress. From the muffled giggle he heard, it seemed that was what she wanted.

Tinker didn't see, but the guard dipped his hoof in the puddle of cum behind him, coating his hardening shaft with the slippery fluids. In addition to that, he smeared a thick coating onto Tinker's backdoor, glad to see that the dragonpony's tail was already aimed to one side.

When the guard slid forwards, he pressed his tip to Tinker's ponut, then he paused. "I'm guessing so, but you been with a stallion before?" He asked, nuzzling Tinker a little.

Happy that he cared, Tinker nodded, saying, "Yeah, you can be rough if you want, just... take it slow at first, I guess?" The guard nodded, then he kissed Tinker's cheek, then he thrusted. Tinker shivered as the tip popped inside, then he quietly moaned as the guardspony smoothly buried himself inside, his shaft throbbing firmly on its way in. Standing side-by-side, Tinker would be slightly taller than the guard.

But that meant the guard was much bigger than a normal pony, and his cock was plenty large as well. Other than a squeak as he ran over his prostate, Tinker was mostly quiet as the guard worked on hilting himself. Once he managed to pull it off, he ground into the stallion, moaning a little bit as Tinker tightly squeezed his shaft.

"Hope you like this~" the guard softly growled, reaching a hoof back to gently squeeze the maid's flank. She moaned a little bit in response, and Tinker moaned when the guard began to move. Starting off slow, the large stallion began to smoothly pump into Tinker, hips quietly plapping together as he held onto the fluffy brown stallion.

To Tinker, having that large shaft rocking into him while his own cock was hilted deep within a mare felt incredible, and it only took a minute or two before he started to moan and tighten up on the guard. His sqeezing clenches only spurred the muscled stallion, and he began to speed up his thrusting as he bucked forwards into Tinker. On each thrust, he did his best to slap his hips against Tinker, making Tinker grind into the maid each time.

The maid was loving it as well, her moans muffled underneath the big brown dragonpony. Another one of her fantasies was being the bottom mare in a pony sandwich, much like she currently was. With the weight of two stallions on top of her, she was helplessly pinned to the bed, having absolutely no way of escaping. Of course, she didn't want to escape, but the feeling of helplessness was incredibly arousing for her. Not only was she trapped, but she was soaked in Tinker's warm, slippery cum, her cum-stuffed belly was squashed between them, and his cock was hilted as deep inside of her as it could possibly go, leaking a constant flow of precum directly into her womb.

Not only that, Tinker's cock throbbed firmly inside of her each time the guard thrusted into him, and the motion of the bucking made his shaft grind against her desperately clenching inner walls. And speaking of Tinker himself, he was loving this second round as well. So much so that he was the first pony to begin approaching an orgasm, his hips weakly bucking towards the maid as he slowly began to flare out.

The maid was so deeply buried in her thoughts that it took her a little while to realize that Tinker had begun to flare! When she realized that he was going to cum inside of her again, she began to shudder and squirm beneath him, her arousal spiking even higher. Mainly because it fed into her fetish of being helpless, because to her, the only thing that made being trapped in a mating press even better was being filled with cum in that position.

The guard's mood had improved quite a lot, actually. He'd gone from being cranky to mounting a pretty cute dragonpony, and Celestia this stallion could squeeze him. He liked the ways his balls wetly slapped against Tinker's on every thrust, and he found it cute as the dragonpony's tail curled around one of his legs.

Tinker ended up being the first one to give in. He let out somewhat of a louder moan than usual, and that was all the warning that either pony got before he suddenly clamped down tight onto the guard, pumping a strong gush of cum into the maid at the samme moment. His climax ended up triggering hers, because the mare loudly cried out underneath him as she entered her own climax, and her hooves weakly pawed at his chest as she began to strongly clench around him, immediately focusing on using her climax to milk as much cum from Tinker as she could.

With the guardspony thrusting into Tinker, his climax was strong. The blasts of cum he pumped into the maid were forceful enough that she could almost hear them, and not even his tight clenching was able to make the guard stop. In fact, the armored white stallion managed to speed up a little bit, racing towards his own orgasm as he made good use of Tinker's tight clenches.

When the guard began to flare, Tinker started digging his claws into the bed again, feeling the thickening flare dragging its way over his prostate. The maid got to enjoy even stronger sprays of his cum for a short while, but the guard couldn't keep it up forever, not when he began to flare. He growled as he slapped his hips against Tinker's one last time, letting loose his own deluge of thick, warm cum.

Without the hard thrusting from the guard, Tinker and the maid finally began to come down from their extended orgasms, and all three ponies slowly slid into their afterglow at roughly the same time, but not before a firm grind from the guardspony milked one last final gush of cum from both himself and Tinker.

The first one to speak happened to be the guard. Once he recovered, he kissed Tinker's snout, saying "Sorry cutie, I am still on duty..." before he began to slowly pull out of him. Tinker whimpered a little, but not even a weak clench from his rear was able to keep the stallion inside. The guard carefully climbed off of the bed, wiping his armored hooves on the cover, glad that his plan of keeping the armor on prevented him from becoming too much of a mess.

Sure, his backside was a mess, but... hopefully nopony looked under his tail until he was done with his shift. Or... smelled the air anywhere near him. Eh, he'd figure it out like he always did. The maid tapped at Tinker, and he managed to realize that she wanted him to roll over. He slowly rolled onto his side, and the mare sucked in a deep breath as her huge cum-belly finally gained room to exist, allowing her to breathe fully again. She giggled, saying, "B-Bye honeyyyy~" as she waved to the guard. He chuckled, then he leaned in and kissed her snout. And then Tinker's snout, just to make sure he smooched both of them.

"I'll see ya later... and I hope to see you later~" he murred, winking at Tinker before opening the door. By the time he walked out, Tinker's cheeks were red again, and when he finally looked down to the maid, he was pulled into a kiss by the little mare.

That was about all either of them could remember before they both fell asleep.

Author's Note

I don't know man I just kinda went ham on the sex scenes again

I don't even know if this is good

yeehaw

~~penis and cock and balls and penis and cock and also cock and dick~~