Horacio's survival to Equestria

Here I give you the next chapter of "Horacio's survival to equestria"

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It was like forthy minutes since I went with Pinkie to see Ponyvile, in such time she managed to show me half the town. We finished at Carousel Boutique, where my next task was located. We said our good-bye's and split directions. I knocked at the boutique's door, from the other side I heard Rarity saying she would be there in a moment. After such moment, she opened the door. "Hi Horacio" she said "thank you for taking your time in helping me with this suits."

"It is not a problem, Miss Rarity." I said with the most formal and badass voice I could come with, why? Because WHY NOT? "Let's begin with this, shall we?"

"Why, of course, come in!" we entered the store, me following her. Walking as a pony wasn't too difficult to learn, but still I haven't mastered it. And with that, I fell face-first on the floor. After checking I was allright we started with the suits. Basically the only thing I was doing was trying the outfits and pose for Rarity to see if it was perfect. The job itself was boring, but the suits were too comfortable that made not give a damn about it. On the corner of my peripheral vision I saw a mirror where I was able to look at myself. I was basically a clone of Shining Armor with black mane, tail, and eyes, also blank flank. I wonder why that physique. I asked myself.

"Uhm, Miss Rarity." the fashionista put her attention on me "Why is it that you knew that I could fit this suits perfectly?"

"To be honest with you, I think it was my fashionista sense" she said chuckling "and by the look of it, it was just right."

"Agree." Seriously, that's the best you could come up with, argh.

"Well, that is the last suit, again thank you for helping me."

"And again, not a problem Miss." I said. I took off the clothes, gave them to Rarity and went in direction of Sweet Apple Acres. In my way I went infront of the Golden Oaks library, there I heard somepony say my name. I looked behind me to see Twilight waving at me. I went to her and said "Hi Twilight, how is it going?"

"Good" she said "well, after you left I went to home to rest. That spell was too far away from my reach."

"Hey" I said as putting a hoof on her back "at least we both made it haven't we?" she nodded "So why to be sad!" I patted her on the back, she blushed a little, but enough for me to see it.

"Well" I said "time for me to see if Applejack needs any help, also to ask if I can sleep at the barn."

"O-okay, see you later." she said with what looked like afraid or ashamed to tell me something.

"Something is bugging you Twilight, what is it?"

"N-no, it is nothing."

"That blush in your face is telling me another story Twily~." I said teasingly, making her blush harder.

"Okay! I thought that you could come and sleep in my house. If you want, of course!" she said unconfidently.

"Sure, why not? You made me capable to blend here, I would be honored in accepting your offer." with this said, her face lit up with a grin that could rival Pinkie's. We said our good-bye's and separated trails, again.

It was almost sunset when I arrived at Sweet Apple Acres. I asked Applejack if she needed anything, she said that everything's done, but that I could come there early to start applebucking. I said that I will be there and went back to the library. I knocked at the door and Spike opened the door.

"Hi!" I said.

"Hi, you are who Twilight found yesterday, are you?"

"Eeyup." I said mimicking Big Macintosh.

"Well come in, your bed is upstairs." he said with a smile on his face, but something on my head told me he wasn't very comfortable with my presence. As I came in, Twilight was going down-stairs. We saluted each other and, if could have been worse, my stomach grumbled. I haven't eaten all day except for a few cookies in Sugarcube Corner when Pinkie gave me the tour. I blushed a little and asked if I could eat anything, gladly Twilight said yes and showed me where the kitchen was. I just grabbed some cereal and milk. After finishing my dinner, I went upstairs. As Spike said, There was a bed waiting for me.

At the far end of the room was Owlicious waking up. I said hi to him and went to bed. Remember earlier when I said how comfy those suits were, it was nothing compared to the comfiness of the bed! We all said our good-night's and went to sleep.

I find myself on a dark room, devoid of all light. Then, out of nowhere, Shining Armor's face shows up, sending me on my back. The hologram I will call it like that, deal with it cleared his throat and told me "You are Horacio, am I right?" I nodded "the Princesses told me about you and felt like looking after you for a bit, but look what I see." he shows images of me with Twilight when I made her blush. I have said it earlier and I will do it now I. Am. Fucked. I mean, the captain of the royal guard brother of Twilight is angry at me! or looked like it. "I am not going to tell you to stay away from my sister, because she's so happy with you, but remember my words; you do something to her, you will regret it, ok?" I nodded like a maniac. Also, remember when I said about Celestia's gaze at me that made me freeze? His voice in this moment scared me shitless.

The world faded to black again, telling me to wake up.

The next day I barely woke up, as a thing of everyday, more with that dream. I was resting over my right side and decided to turn to my left. When I did so, I came looking at Twilight's face centimeters away from mine, like, kissing range. I suddenly screamed and moved around crazily, I got trapped like a burrito with the covers and fell from the bed's side face-planting.

The sudden thump woke up everyone else.

I lifted my head a little and said "Help over here please." I got levitated from the floor, undone the burrito-cover trap, and let me standing on the floor "Thanks."

"No problem Horacio" said a sleepy Twilight, she yawned and went to sleep again.

I was going downstairs when a half-sleepy half-annoyed Spike got on my way and told me in a hushed voice to not wake up Twilight "What were you doing there?"

I continued with a hushed voiced "I haven't done anything, so please don't be mad at me." I checked to see Twilight, she was still asleep Good "Right now I promised Applejack to help her at the farm, ok?" he slowly nodded and let me go downstairs. I sighed and thought Great, Twilight has feelings for me, that will be good and bad at the same time., I went to serve myself a cereal and got to Sweet Apple Acres. I saw Applejack resting on a tree, surely waiting for me. When she saw me she stood up and went to me to say hi, but she noticed something wrong with me and didn't hesitate to ask me "Is there anything wrong, sugar cube?"

"No; well, yes, there is a problem, but I don't feel in the mood to talk about it." I said trying to change the subject.

"Okay, if ya don't want to talk about, fine, Ah'll not try to force information out of you." she said with a reassuring smile.

"Thank-you, Applejack." I said sighing, smiling back "So, let's get going!"

Why am I having the feeling a shitstorm is brewing at the distance. I thought while going to the orchard to start harvesting.

Ah, my inspiration is in high levels!

Well, I will be updating more frequently when there isn't a votation.

And, a question for you, audience:

"What do you think will happen in the shitstorm Horacio is predicting?"

Also have a chalenge, post the biggest amount of shitstorm-related pictures you can afford, the ones with ponies have extra points!

Don't forget to point out any mistake that is in here.

Until next time people!

Wa-wa-wait

Horacio?

Yeah, it's me; but seriously, why did you have to put me in such a bad position?!

Eh...

Okay bye!