Horacio's survival to Equestria

by M3Xkillers

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DISCLAIMER: this chapter may contain HIGH amounts of WTF. NOTHING OF MY FRIENDS' DIALOGUE OR ACTIONS IS MY FAULT. Read at you own risk.

Ps: This has not been corrected, please point ANY mistake done here.

With that aside, proceed.


Horacio's POV

I remembered who this ponies are, tho people I knew by the names of Semper Find and Cloud Flash. Semper is the unicorn, Cloud is the pegasus. Anyway, those two were some of my brony best friends. After their sudden appearance, I just stared at them slack-jawed, my pupils retracted and my left eyelid was twitching. Twilight entered the bedroom "What happene-" she saw the unconscious ponies and got the same expression.

"To start" I said. "There is no way I have anything to do with this, ok?"

She nodded.

"Okay, put them in the beds. I am going to get help." and I went to get Fluttershy.

Mid-way through Ponyville, Rainbow Dash called me from above. "Hey! Where are you going?"

"Wow! Now you talk to me!" I said, not giving a damn to look at her or even stop. "I don't have time, thank you very much!"

She went into my line of sight, blocking my path. "I am not letting you anywhere until you tell me!"

"Go to Twilight's house, there are you answers." I said gritting my teeth. I was angry for her hostile behavior towards me, even though I wanted to take that hostility away, my friends were at the top of the list. I just continued my way, moving around Rainbow.

"Hey!" she shouted again. She started to annoy me. "Tell me now!"

I grunted. For fuck's sake, why?! "Okay, fine." I looked around "But we can't talk here."

"Why so?"

"Just follow me." I motioned her to follow until we're at the outside of Fluttershy's house. I looked again to make sure nopony was at hearing range. "Two ponies appeared at the library, passed out. As far I am aware, Fluttershy is good at medical attention."

"So why you just don't take them to a hospital?"

"Because two things: One, they will ask from where do we know this ponies, if we tell them that they came from who-knows-where through a portal is just too weird; two, bringing three ponies to the hospital under one name in a two-day lapse is too suspicious."

She just rolled her eyes and said "Fine."

"One question, why have you been so hostile at me? And I'm not getting a 'no' or a grunt for an answer."

"Argh, alright, it is because..." she trailed off.

"Because~...?" I mocked her voice.

"Because I simply don't trust you!"

"Too predictable." I said rolling my eyes, sighing.

"What?" she just got a 'WTF' face.

"I mean, I am a creature from another dimension. What is a reason to trust me? besides that I am a nice guy."

She just stared at me with the same expression.

"Look, if there is another reason to waste time. There are ponies that may be in danger!"

"W-who is in danger?" came a worried, hushed voice.

Both Dash and I turned to see a very worried Fluttershy.

"Oh, goodness, Fluttershy." I said "Look, there isn't much time, let's go to Twilight's house, hurry!"

She perked up and went flying at a speed similar to Rainbow's to the house-tree. Both with the same WTF face, we quickly joined her at the bedroom.

Twilight perked about our arrival and greeted us "Good you are here!"

Fluttershy quickly interrupted her, went to the unconscious ponies and said "I need a first-aid kit and a flashlight, stat!"

"Yes ma'am!" Rainbow, Twilight, and me said, saluting in a military way. We departured to find the stuff, Twilight for the first-aid, Rainbow and me for the flashlight. Once we got the items we fetched them to Fluttershy.

After checking on the ponies she gasped and said "The unicorn is waking up!"

Semper's POV

Shit, I was doing my friend Cloud when two portals vacuumed me and Cloud into who-know-where! I thought. I tried to open my eyes, who quickly shut tight when I saw a stinging light What the...?

"You allright?" said a hushed, female voice.

"Mhm." I grunted. I blinked several times to see better visual of the situation, and I got surprised by it. I was looking at Fluttershy. I just went like 'What the fuck?'.

Fluttershy motioned that she was going to examine my eyes, I complied. When she asked me to look at my right, I saw Twilight sparkle, Rainbow Dash, and a pony what looked like Shining Armor, but much different. When she motioned to look down, I saw Cloud's OC, or at least looked like.

"How is he?" 'Shining' asked.

"Well" Fluttershy said "He looks alright, just slightly dazed. I am going to see the pegasus, if that's alright."

"Sure, go on." I said. "Just hope he's alright too."

She nodded and went to examine the pegasus. "Where am I?" The. Dumbest. Question. Ever. In my opinion though.

"Well" again, 'Shining' said. "You're in Equestria!"

"Uuuhuuu..." I said. Something in this stallion's voice was awfully familiar to me, not familiar as for Shining's canon voice, but  as someone else I knew. I looked at Twilight and Rainbow, Twilight had dreamy look on her face, looking at the stallion on her left, Rainbow just had a 'I don't care' look on her face.

The stallion on the bed grunted and shifted on the bed. "He's alright too." Fluttershy told everyone. "But he's kinda sleepy at the moment."

The stallion asked if he can have a moment with me and the other at bed alone, the mares complied, Rainbow not so easily. Once we were alone, he shouted "I know you're on the door!" A few 'Aw's were heard by the other side of the door. He waited for the one at the bed to wake up and sighed.

I broke the silence asking "Who are you?"

"My name's Horacio Adame." Obviously a human name.

He asked me the same question.

"Uh" taken back by it. Looking I was an exact form of my OC, decided to go by that name "Semper Find, uh, sir."

There was a short silence, he smiled and said "No formalities here, Eni."

I was shocked "Wait a second, how do you that nick-name?"

"Eniac, it's me, Mex!"

"Mex? How did you get here?" I was shocked that my best friend Mex ( he is normally called M3Xkillers, a short nick-name for him) was here, with me, and Cloud, in Equestria!

"Long story, not in the mood to tell it though." Mex said. "Cloud, how are you doing there?"

He just grunted something like "Five more minutes Sempy~."

Mex looked at me with a 'WTF' face, I just chuckled and blushed, that made his face get weirder. Finally, Cloud woke up entirely, checked his surroundings and said "Ok, what the fuck is going on here?"

"We're in Equestria, my friend." Mex said.

"Who are you?"

"Mex."

Cloud pointed at me, before he said anything I said "It's me, Eniac."

"No. Fucking. Way."

"It is."

He stared blankly at us, then, he shouted "BEST. DAY. EVER." before falling on the bed.

Mex spoke up "Eh, not the reaction I expected from Cloud, buut, I guess it's ok. You feeling allright?"

"I guess so." I said. "What do we do now?"

"Ok. Lemme see." Mex said "Let's go downstairs to say you two are safe and sound, tell them we're friends and somehow recognized each other, and just get everything calm! But some rules here, act like you don't know anything, and don't talk about the humans unless I let you."

Cloud and I looked at each other, looked back to Mex, and nodded approval. We could also give a thumbs-up, but, you know why we didn't.

"Uh" Cloud said "I think I am going to need flight lessons."

"I believed so, Rainbow Dash is downstairs. Let's see if we can get you some lessons from her."

"Yes!" Cloud said, jumping from the bed.

"Okay." said Mex, clapping his hooves "Let's go!"

Horacio's (Mex's) POV

We went downstairs to see Spike, Fluttershy, and Twilight who had worried expressions Rainbow still had her trademark 'I don't care' expression. "Goodness you are ok!" the yellow pegasus exclaimed, hugging the three of us. She quickly backed away "How are you feeling?"

"They are doing good." I explained "It appeared to be that these ponies are my best friends!"

A 'Huh?' came from everypony "I know, it is strange, but we asked some questions we only ask for identification. Their names are Semper Find and Cloud Flash." I motioned for the respective ponies.

"Uh, hello." both my friends said.

The mares and dragon saluted my friends, Rainbow surprisingly was nicer to them than to me. There I could hear inside my head potatOS' sarcastic clap.

I just rolled my eyes, cleared my throat for everypony to hear me saying in a buisness, 'I am a boss' tone "Ms. Dash."

"Yes?" she said in a monotonous, 'fuck you' stile tone.

"My friend Cloud will need flying lessons. Could you please help us with that matter?"

'U-uh, sure, hehe." she... blushed. I know, holy shit, at that my head went all Achievement unlocked: Make Rainbow Dash blush! and that jazz.

"Well, you agree or not Miss Dash?"

"Uh, yes."

I clapped my hooves together "Good to hear!"

I looked over to Cloud having a big grin plastered over his face. "Uh." he began "When do we start?"

"We can start right now!" she said, happy-as-fuck.

"Yay!" my pegasus friend said, and both ran out of the library.

The three of us left looked at each other, only Semper and Twilight had 'WTF' on their faces. I just spit out a "Meh" as stuff like this was normal to me. "Anypony hungry?" Stomaches grumbling confirmed my prediction. "Good, let's go get something to eat, shall we?" We went to a restaurant not so far from the library, the food was absolutely delicious for my equine tongue . Twilight struck a conversation on what we liked and how we met, we spared the show and everything related to it for safety measures.

As we finished our meals and went back to the tree, we saw Cloud Flash flying well among the fluffiness of the clouds, followed by Rainbow, both crashed into a cloud and started laughing. "Having fun up there?" I asked a little out loud for them to hear me.

Flash held his head from one side and said "Well, duh!"

I just chuckled "I see the lessons are going well."

"Oh yes they are, look!", then Cloud began doing a lot of tricks with great presicion. Even if he was a pegasus, learning like this is outstanding in my opinion.

"Great demonstration." I looked at the horizon to see the sun setting "But we need to get home soon."

"Awww, please a little more time outside?"

"Haha, no."

"Uh, Mex." Semper said.

"Yes?"

"Where are we going to sleep?"

"Hmmm, haven't thought of it yet."

"They can stay at my house." Rainbow Dash said, interrupting my thoughts.

"You're kidding, right?" Cloud Flash and Semper asked, one enthusiastic, the other in sarcasm.

"Nope." she said, smiling. "You think it is allright, Horacio?"

I thought about it for a bit, sighed, and said "Ok, you can go."

"Yes!" Cloud shouted.

"But wait." Twilight interrupted

"Now what."

"Pegasi are the only ones that can walk on clouds, which is what your house is entirely made of. I will need to put a cloud-walking spell on Semper. First let's go to my house to do it."

"Okay."

We mobilized again in direction of the house-tree. Once in awhile Twilight bumps into me, blushes and backs away a little. Okay, that's weird. I thought. As we finally make it to the house, I saw a note on the door, looking at it with detail it said this exact words:

Dear Horacio:

I am planning on doing your party tomorrow at 3pm in Sugarcube Corner. Invitations and everything else will be taken care of tomorrow, have a good night.

I told everyone about it and opened the door. Twilight performing the cloud-walking spell only took her a couple of minutes. After she was done; Dash, Flash, and Semper leaved. "Uh, Twilight." I said.

She parked up and said "Yes?"

"Earlier today you left a book on the nightstand with a note saying that you could teach me some magic, right?" she nodded "Could you please do that?"

Her face became a huge grin. "Yes!" she said, jumping across the room. When she took awareness of me seeing her in such embarrassing action, she quickly stopped doing that and started to blush.

"No need to feel embarrassed, Twilight." I said "You actually remembered my own little sister with that." My sister didn't express her happiness like Twilight, but the way she did it was similar. She just blushed more.

Some of the spells Twilight taught me were...


Here finishes the chapter!

The choice here is on the spells Twilight gets to teach Horacio!

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