Making A Perfect Lover

by dirty little secret

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Zephyr Breeze, Romance, Porn, Fetish, Big Macintosh, Random, Shining Armor, Sex
Length: 11673

In order to make the perfect alicorn lover for herself, Cadance needs to fuse her unicorn husband with an earth pony and a pegasus pony, creating the three-headed alicorn husband of her dreams. This goes better than anypony had any right to expect.

In order to make the perfect alicorn lover for herself, Cadance needs to fuse her unicorn husband with an earth pony and a pegasus pony, creating the three-headed alicorn husband of her dreams. This goes better than anypony had any right to expect.

Contains: fusion, three-headed pony, polyamorous marriage, large male endowment, excessive cum, slight cum inflation, Zephyr Breeze. Yes, Zephyr gets his very own warning tag. For reasons. He’s being a lot less obnoxious than usual, though.

Cover image based on 1099144 by paperlover, 1173924 by zogzor, and 2226064 by chedx.

Published 2020-09-01 02:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2020-09-01 02:30:03 UTC

Making A Perfect Lover

Zephyr Breeze climbed the long, spiraling staircase of the Crystal Palace with even more than his usual pride and confidence. He'd been a little worried that maybe the letter he'd gotten was some kind of fake for a prank or something, but when the crystal guards at the base of the palace had let him in without question, he knew it was totally legit. This was it! Somepony who mattered had finally recognized his greatness. It was about time!

And there it was: the big, ornate crystal door that led to the Crystal Palace's throne room. Oh, he'd really made it now, just like he always knew he would.

Without a second thought – because second-guessing himself never led him anywhere good – he burst into the room. “Your savior has arrived!” he announced. “I've received your message, and I will always make time to go on a mission of love, for the Princess of Love!”

When the expected applause and adoration didn't come, he opened his eyes and lowered his raised hoof back to the shiny floor. There was no crowd of ponies waiting to congratulate him as he'd hoped for. Was this all going terribly wrong? He hoped it wasn't. Why did things always have to go terribly wrong? Couldn't things just work for once?

There were only three ponies waiting for him in the enormous room: Princess Cadance, in all her royal splendor, just as he'd expected; a unicorn stallion, sort of frumpy-looking, he thought might be Cadance's husband; and a huge earth pony stallion, some kind of country bumpkin with a terribly unkempt mane. What were they doing here? The letter had said he was on a personal mission for the Princess of Love herself, and what kind of love mission was this if there were no needy mares to be loved?

“Yes, that's me,” Cadance said. “I'm the Princess of Love. And I'm glad you've come.”

Okay ... so he might as well try to make the best of things. “I assume the mission is that somewhere out there, there's a mare who needs loving?” He gave his very best smile, but internally, he was chanting, 'Please be Rainbows! Please be Rainbows!' over and over again.

“In a certain sense, yes.” The Princess laughed slightly. “But she isn't 'somewhere out there' – she's right here.”

Zephyr looked at the other two stallions in the room, his eyes narrowing. He was starting to get some ideas of what the Princess wanted, and there were a few of those ideas that he was not comfortable with. “Hold on, hold on. There isn't going to be any stallion-on-stallion touching in this, is there? Because the Z does not swing that way.”

This time, Cadance laughed out loud. The other stallions were blushing. Was that a bad sign?

She grinned and shook her head. “Don't worry, it's nothing like that. Well, okay, it's sort of like that. But please, promise to hear me out, first.” Waving him over closer, she turned toward the other stallions. “I assume you know my husband, Shining Armor, right? Well this is Big Macintosh.”

Oh, so that's who they were. He vaguely recognized the names. Fluttershy talked about them sometimes. Her friends' brothers or something?

“Um, hi.” Zephyr stopped, probably not quite as close as she'd meant for him to come. “And, uh, why are they here?”

Shining Armor cleared his throat. “I'm her husband.”

“And?”

Before that could turn into a whole thing, Cadance interrupted. “Actually, the mare who needs loving is ... me.”

Aha! He knew it!

“It was actually my idea at first,” Shining Armor said. “I realized that as much as we loved each other, I could never be everything she needed me to be. She's an alicorn, the Princess of Love! And I'm not an alicorn, not immortal, and besides – no single pony could embody all the aspects of love she needs to be truly happy.”

Still eying the other stallions warily, Zephyr came a little closer. “And, uh, what 'aspects of love' is she looking for?”

Cadance came up between the two other stallions, first laying a hoof on Shining Armor's back. “Shining's the affable, lovable one who's easy to get along with.”

Shining Armor smiled wide.

Laying a hoof on Big Macintosh's back, Cadance looked toward the bigger stallion. “Big Macintosh is the strong, quiet, dependable one.”

“Eeyup.”

“And with those two taken care of, all we need now is somepony who really knows how to cut loose and party.”

Nice! Zephyr grinned. “Well I am just flattered to be your first choice for stallions who know how to have a good time – I'm the greatest stallion you'll ever—”

“Actually,” Shining Armor cut in, “Cheese Sandwich was our first choice. But he didn't really feel that it suited his style.”

Zephyr's smile turned into a frown. “Oh...”

“And Party Favor didn't want to move to the Crystal Empire.”

“Oh,” Zephyr said, his voice icy.

Shining Armor looked upwards, like he was counting through the whole list in his head. “And Mister Cake already has his twins to look after...”

Zephyr's jaw dropped. “You asked Mister Cake to be your good time guy before you asked me?”

Shining just grinned. “Oh yeah. You should have met him back when he was in culinary school! He could really—”

Cadance cleared her throat. “What we mean to say is that we're thrilled you could come to the Crystal Empire to join us.”

A thought occurred to Zephyr. “Wait... Isn't Mister Cake already a married stallion? And actually...” He looked at Big Mac. “Didn't I hear that he got married, too? My sister was trying to get me married off, and she kept using Big Macintosh as a 'good example to follow'.”

Big Mac nodded. “Eeyup.”

“It's okay,” Shining Armor said. “All of us get to keep the wife of our choice in addition to Cadance, even me!”

“So... We get to choose anypony we want, hm?” Zephyr was already getting some very colorful ideas dancing around in his head. “Score! Somepony write a letter to Rainbow Dash!”

“Anypony you want, as long as she agrees to it,” Cadance clarified carefully.

Zephyr scoffed. “Oh, she'll agree to it, alright. She likes to play tough, but she's got a real soft spot for the right stallion, and in the end, she can never say no to her old friend Zeph. It's all just a big act – she tries so hard to impress me.”

The other stallions shared a skeptical look, but they kept their opinions to themselves. As well they should, Zephyr thought. They had no idea the kind of history he and Rainbows had together. Those two would see soon enough.

As much as his imagination might have been full of a certain rainbow-colored mane and a lithe blue body in a wedding dress, Zephyr couldn't help but notice somepony else: the Princess of Love was no Rainbow Dash, that was for sure, but she had a certain aura about her, as if she'd be able to please any stallion in ways he'd never before dreamed of and she knew it. Not to mention that rockin' alicorn body of hers... She just had legs for days!

“So,” he said, “what are we talking about here, anyway? Some hot four-way action?” He wagged his eyebrows toward Cadance. “I can't help but notice that there's three of us and one mare who probably wouldn't mind having all three holes filled, am I right?” He grinned. “I call anal!”

“No, not exactly,” Cadance was quick to correct. “And no anal at all, please, actually. I never did care for it very much.”

He deflated a little. “Oh. Then...?”

Cadance's horn flashed. A small book popped into existence in front of her. She opened it, but the lack of pictures inside wasn't very interesting, and the hoofwriting was difficult to read. “I've found a diary from the ancient Crystal Princess who was my predecessor before Sombra's time. She was an alicorn as well, and she too faced much the same problem. But she was able to take three ordinary ponies – a crystal pony, a pegasus pony, and a unicorn pony – and she used the ritual of the fusion crystal to combine them all into one immortal three-headed alicorn husband.”

Zephyr's jaw dropped again. “Three headed alicorn? Now I really have heard everything.”

Cadance flipped the page. This next page did have a picture – a very lovingly detailed picture of that ancient three-headed alicorn.

He gulped. “Woah... Freaky.”

“So,” Shining Armor said, coming a bit closer, “are you in?”

Zephyr looked at the picture again. “I don't know... Seems pretty weird.”

Shining came even closer still, close enough to whisper. “You'd get to be married to Cadance, and you'd get to help us fuck her every night.”

Despite himself, Zephyr looked at Cadance again. She must have known the sort of thing Shining Armor was whispering, because she preened under his gaze, turning herself sideways and thrusting her body forward. One of her long, long hind legs came forward as well, accentuating the breathtaking curve of her bubblegum pink ass. Zephyr bit his lip. Would he really get to fuck ... her?

“And don't forget,” Cadance added, “just like the Crystal Princess Amalthea's alicorn husband, each of you will get to keep your own wife as well.”

Hmm... Zephyr tapped his chin, fantasies already playing out in his head. “Well, I would really like to finally tie the knot with Rainbows, if you know what I mean.”

Shining Armor looked at him skeptically. “You remember she has to agree to it first, right?”

“Oh, she'll agree to it, don't worry.” Zephyr grinned. This was going to be amazing! Finally, his life was going somewhere good. “I am officially in!”

* * *

Shining Armor breathed a deep breath to steady himself. Suggesting to Cadance that he'd go to the greatest of lengths to satisfy her was one thing – actually standing here in front of the towering three-faced prism of the fusion crystal was something else entirely.

The other two stallions stood to either side of him, facing toward their own crystal facets. The fourth side of the crystal – the much larger, flatter side – would be where they emerged ... as one. Or sort of as one? He still wasn't entirely clear on all the details of how this would work.

Maybe he'd feel a little bit less nervous about it if he could have seen Cadance. But no, she was standing in her appointed place directly on the other side of the translucent crystal. Supposedly, that was an important part of the ritual.

He could hear her, though: “Okay, everypony – midnight is just moments away. You all remember the chant?”

All three stallions nodded, Shining included ... even though Cadance wouldn't have been able to see him either.

“Oh baby, you've never heard chanting like Zephyr chanting!”

Shining winced a little, still not quite sure about their choice of pegasus. But Cadance always knew what she was doing when it came to matters of love, and if she said that Zephyr Breeze was the best choice, then he'd trust her judgment on the subject.

On the other side of the prism, Cadance tapped a crystal bell with her hoof. That ringing chime was the signal to begin, as well as the trigger to activate the ritual magic of this chamber deep below the Crystal Palace. The crystal ahead of him flashed brightly.

That was his cue to say the chant, carefully in sync with the other two stallions: “And into the prism he'd run, seeking others with which to have fun, and when it was done, all there would only be one.”

Just as they'd rehearsed, Shining stepped into the crystal the moment their chant was over. It wasn't easy, forcing himself to walk into what looked like solid crystal. But Cadance had assured him he'd be able to walk right through it, and if there was anything he'd learned after years of being married to her, it was to always always trust Cadance.

It was absolutely not solid when his horn first touched it, but there was resistance. As he pushed farther into the crystal, it was like trying to swim through cold honey. And even though the crystal somehow seemed bigger once he was inside it, there still wasn't much room. He bumped into the other two stallions, Big Macintosh on the left and Zephyr Breeze on the right. Where he touched them, they stuck. But it wasn’t as if they were actually sticky or something ... it was just as if bumping into them felt like he met less resistance than moving through the crystal itself. Soon, he found himself moving through them more instead, their hooves merging together, then their legs, then the sides of their bodies.

He could feel them! He could feel everything they were going through, which was somehow distinct even though it was exactly the same thing he was going through. As they passed through the crystal, they merged more and more; there was less and less distinction between them ... hard to tell where one stopped and the other began, hard to distinguish himself among the others.

Unexpectedly he – they – stumbled out through the other side of the prism. They almost fell at first. It wasn't easy, trying to coordinate four legs between three ponies. But they soon got the hang of it. There was something surprisingly intuitive about it. Maybe that was a thoughtful effect of the prism's magic?

Having the other two stallions' heads right next to his wasn't easy to get used to. It felt like he was being crowded in from either side, and he kept having to resist the urge to tell the other two to back off and give him space. Big Mac looked as stolid as ever, as if this was the sort of thing he did every day, but Zephyr stared down at their now-shared body.

“Mmm,” Zephyr said, wincing. “That color does not look good on us.” He turned and looked behind them, then groaned. “And our tail color! What am I supposed to do with that?”

That got Shining interested in their body, and he had to admit Zephyr had a point. Looking down, he checked out their forelegs – a muddy pinkish brown color. That wouldn't be too bad; he'd known some fine brown ponies in the guard. But their tail was also a muddy brown, more of a bluish tinge this time. It seemed like the prism had just mixed together their previous coat and tail colors, with no regard to aesthetics. Making matters worse, their necks and heads were still mismatched colors, making them look kind of patchwork. Still... “Well, my sister has a friend in Ponyville who can probably make us a few outfits that will make this color look good.” He looked at their tail again and winced. “And maybe we can dye our tail? I wouldn't mind having blue again.”

Zephyr scoffed. “Hey! Just because you're in the middle doesn't mean you get to have the matching tail. I happen to be a fine hairdresser, and I think I can get just the right shade to match both me and Big Mac's mane colors, depending on what light you look at it in.”

“Okay, okay, but just because there's two of you doesn't mean that you— Woah!”

As Shining had begun to get riled up, he'd instinctively flared their wings out. It was an utterly alien experience for him. They had wings – he had wings! Big green wings. Still Zephyr's color, but significantly bigger than before. Experimentally, he gave them a flap. They lifted off the floor slightly.

“Woah,” he said. “Freaky!”

Even though Big Mac hadn’t been controlling the wings, he must have felt them moving, because he agreed with an emphatic “Eeyup!”

Finally, though, Shining managed to take his attention away from their new body and look at his wife instead. Their wife.

Cadance was fidgeting so much it was almost like she was dancing, her hooves almost leaving the ground with each little twitch and wiggle. When she saw him looking at her, her smile grew even broader. “You're ... you're getting used to it now? Are you ready for me, or should I wait some more? Oh please say you're ready! Please!”

Big Mac nodded his head. “Eeyup.”

When Cadance darted over to them and wrapped all three into a big hug, it caught Zephyr by surprise – he'd still been staring back toward their tail. But once she was there, all three of them nuzzled and kissed her, all at once. Her forelegs wrapped around behind all three of their necks.

Shining sighed against her lips. He hadn't seen this much love sparkling in her eyes since their wedding!

“So,” Zephyr whispered, nibbling on Cadance's ear, “ready to find out what this new bod of ours can do?”

Cadance slipped away from them then. “As much as I'd like to, I'm a princess, and you’re about to be a prince, so I have to take matters of state into consideration. We need to do this properly ... which means we've got a wedding to plan.”

Shining grinned, but Zephyr groaned.

“Don't worry,” Cadance said. “We'll do it quickly and casually ... as much as a royal wedding can be done quickly and casually. And then...” She winked at them. “The honeymoon.”

* * *

Big Macintosh's heart was still pounding from the excitement of the biggest wedding he'd ever seen. Or at least, their shared heart was pounding, and he sure felt like his excitement was contributing to that.

He'd gotten married before, of course. Technically, he was married to two mares now. But his wedding with Sugar Belle had been a simple, restrained affair out in a special corner of the apple orchard, not an enormous glitzy gala under the massive arch of the Crystal Palace! It was all a bit much for a simple country pony like him. And he still felt a bit uncomfortable not wearing his big wooden collar. He felt naked without it, despite the nice three-necked suit Rarity had fitted for them. Thankfully, though, the other two stallions had helped him through it. Shining had done a good job of keeping their legs from fidgeting and their tail from flicking all through the ceremony, no matter how nervous Big Mac had felt. All that guard training helped. And when he'd forgotten the line during their complicated vows – the part about them having second marriages really added whole new layers of complexity – Zephyr had helpfully whispered the part he was forgetting, helping him through it.

He never would have believed it at first, but the three of them actually made a pretty good team.

Now that Cadance had tossed the bouquet – Zephyr hadn't been able to convince Shining to use his magic to cheat and make sure Rainbow Dash caught it – the three stallions in one were rushing after her, following her billowing white dress on the way to the decorated carriage that would whisk them away to their honeymoon.

There was the little matter of saying a few quick goodbyes first, though. All their closest friends and family were waiting for them next to the elaborately decorated white carriage. There was Apple Bloom and Granny Smith, Applejack and all her friends, including Shining and Zephyr's sisters, Shining's parents, Zephyr's parents... It seemed like everypony was fighting back tears and offering heartfelt congratulations.

Big Mac, though, only really had eyes for one pony here. He accepted a hug, a pat on the flanks, and a “Show 'er how us Apples buck!” from his sister, but the pony he was really interested in was Sugar Belle.

She'd been emphatically okay with this the whole time, of course. He wouldn’t have gone through with it otherwise. She never stopped telling him how thrilled she was to be able to share him with a pony as nice as Cadance. But in the crowd of ponies all trying to talk to them at once, it was easy not to notice her. She was so quiet and reserved, hanging out behind everypony else. Easy for anypony else at least. He had his eyes on her almost the whole time.

Finally, Sugar Belle weaved her way through the little crowd and came up to him. She lifted her head high – he was even taller now than before – and they nuzzled for a moment, then kissed. Oh, Cadance was a good kisser, probably one of the best, but there was just something about the warmth and openness of Sugar Belle. He'd never get tired of her. The two of them stared happily into each other's eyes as they finally pulled slightly away.

“Have fun with her, Big Mac,” she whispered. “The movers are already almost done. I'll be waiting for you in the Crystal Empire when you get back.”

Zephyr leaned his head past Shining's, coming close to Sugar Belle's cheek. “How's about some sugar for me too, Sugar? Since we're all one pony now, after all.” He wagged his eyebrows at her.

Sugar Belle backed away slightly. “Um... I don't think we're really there yet.”

Despite himself, Big Mac grinned. It was nice to see Sugar Belle still loyal to him and him alone, even though he knew that couldn't last forever. Sooner or later, they'd have to share ... or it would make the sex even more awkward. And what about when the other two stallions got their second wives? Would they share with him? It was going to be ... interesting. Once again, he second-guessed why a simple farm pony like himself allowed himself to get mixed up in this kind of thing. But when he spotted Cadance looking at them with a blush on her face, then he remembered.

Moving on from Sugar Belle, Zephyr instead tried to get a goodbye kiss from Rainbow Dash. She was not nearly as polite in her refusal as Sugar Belle had been. In fact, from the sound of her hoof slapping against Zephyr's face, it made Big Mac quite glad that he couldn't feel the sensations from the other stallions' heads. He winced at the thought of what that would have felt like if she'd struck their body. Rainbow Dash was small, but she was strong.

And even though Zephyr was still begging Rainbow to “kiss the boo-boo and make it better,” Cadance had evidently decided that the slap meant the farewells had gone on for long enough. She tugged on one of their forehooves, pulling them along into the carriage. Zephyr tried to fight it and stay with Rainbow Dash longer, but working together, Big Mac and Shining were able to overcome his control and get the three of them into the enclosed carriage with their new alicorn wife.

The moment they were inside, the pegasus stallions hitched to the carriage took off, soaring them into the sky. They must have been eager to get on their way!

Both they and Cadance tumbled down against the bench seat in the back of the carriage, but that seemed to suit everypony just fine. They cuddled up against Cadance, and she snuggled back with them. All three of them took advantage, kissing her in turns, nuzzling her and sniffing her mane when there wasn't enough of her lips to go around. If it weren't for the chance that the stallions pulling the carriage might hear them – and how short the flight to Rainbow Falls was expected to be – the four of them would probably have gotten to far more than just kissing, right there in the back of the carriage.

* * *

Cadance walked into the quaint – but quite luxurious – bed and breakfast cabin at Rainbow falls with a contented sigh. From the outside, the high peaked roof and huge windows overlooking the falls had been a good omen. From the inside, everything from the plush furniture, the subdued lighting, and even the homey cinnamon smell of the place all served to confirm that this was going to be an even better honeymoon destination than her first Honeymoon to Manehattan. More quiet, more personal this time, not so much glitz and glamor. It was going to be perfect.

Just as perfect as the brand new alicorn stallion following her inside. He – they? – tossed their three suitcases down in a heap at the foot of the bed. Maybe later they'd get the hang of packing like they were just one pony, but they certainly hadn't yet.

“So, honey,” Shining Armor said, “what should we do first? See the falls? Swim in the rainbow pools? I heard they have a series of hot tubs that all flow into one another – each one is a different color and a different temperature.”

Cadance grinned. Yes, that was her Shining Armor, alright. And since he'd already had her many times before, he wasn't even thinking of the most important honeymoon activity.

She set out to remind him, though, by shimmying out of her wedding dress and flinging herself onto the bed, making sure to land in the most suggestive of poses. Her forelegs stretched out long in front of her, and her rump raised up, her tail swishing from side to side. No stallion could ignore that. Not from a mare like her.

Shining Armor's eyes lit up, and for a moment, she thought she had him. But then he said, “Ooh! Or maybe to celebrate, we should order something really lavish from room service!”

Was she losing her touch?

Before she could roll her eyes and correct him, Zephyr Breeze beat her to it. “Are you crazy?” he said. “It's finally time to get a taste of that Love Princess!”

“Eeyup.”

Cadance grinned. Now this was more like it! “Oh, so it's a taste that you'd like, hmm?” She slid around on the bed, lying belly up right on the edge, with her hind legs hanging off the side.

It was gratifying to watch all three pairs of eyes go wide at the same time, even Shining Armor's, despite the fact that he'd seen it all before.

“There's plenty of room for all three,” Cadance said with a sly smile.

Her husband didn't waste any time. They rushed right up and knelt at the side of the bed. There was a moment of confusion when their heads bumped together – all of them had tried to go straight for the main prize at the same time. Shining shook his head to clear it; Zephyr and Big Mac glanced at each other and nodded.

Somehow, they'd come up with a plan together. Could they communicate through that shared body of theirs? Cadance would have to ask them sometime.

Not now, though. Now was the time for that sweet moment of anticipation. And then, just a moment later, she felt them, all three at once. Both Big Mac and Zephyr lovingly kissed one nipple each, while Shining ducked his head all the way down between her legs and planted an almost chaste kiss right at the top of her pussy, the soft bulge that hid her clit.

She moaned, loudly and unreservedly. Now this was the stuff! Shining had been with her long enough to know just how she liked to start: with direct but gentle and loving contact. Zephyr and Big Mac were less delicate, but that didn't matter. Their eager suckling at both her teats sent electric tingles coursing up through her whole body.

Her pussy winked – normally, she wasn't much of a winker, but this was just so much!

And Shining took full advantage of it, planting a long, slow, gentle lick right on the nub of her clit as it winked out toward him. He even took it inside his mouth a little, pressing it between his lips the way she liked so much.

“Mmmn!” she squealed. This time, she wouldn't have been able to hold it back even if she'd tried. Goddess, they had no right being so good at this already! How was she going to cope with getting this kind of attention every night?

Using her hooves, she guided Big Mac and Zephyr's efforts, showing them when to give her more pressure and deep suckling around her nipples, showing them when to lick and nuzzle the rest of her soft, sensitive skin of her teats. And meanwhile, Shining kept up his flawless work down on her pussy lips, teasing her closer and closer to an orgasm that was approaching startlingly soon.

It turned out, though, that they had more planned than just the obvious approach. Zephyr pulled away from her nipple and looked toward the other two.

“Ready to give me a shot?” he said.

Surprising Cadance by not offering the slightest complaint, Shining moved his head up to where Zephyr's had been, letting Zephyr nudge his way down below and take Shining's place.

Zephyr absolutely dove into her, immediately plunging his tongue as deeply inside as he could possibly reach. He slathered every last bit of her in an intense cascade of sensations.

Cadance couldn't help but squeal. It was just so much! Where Shining knew how to play her like a finely tuned instrument, Zephyr was just something else entirely, making her whole pussy bloom into a dazzling array of pleasure. Oh – oh goodness! After the way Shining had teased her into full arousal, Zephyr's sudden assault launched her straight into the kind of intense heat and pressure that normally meant her orgasm was only a scant breath away.

Only ... it was too much! Zephyr held her there, feeling like she was on the absolute verge of orgasm, with the pressure building up behind the dam ... but the dam just wouldn't burst. She couldn't get a moment to breathe – she couldn’t relax her tightly spasming muscles long enough to break loose!

Cadance had no idea how long Zephyr held her like that – it could have been mere moments, it could have been hours. She wasn't exactly in a state to tell time very well.

It finally ended, though, when Big Mac came up for breath and said, “My turn.”

There was a bit of a complicated transition down there between her legs. Shining actually had to switch from one nipple to the other in order to make room for the other two heads switching places.

The moment Big Mac's muzzle touched her, though, the stifled gasps she'd been struggling to get out during Zephyr's turn melted into a long, low moan.

Yes! Now this was more like it! Big Mac licked her slowly, steadily, methodically from the base of her pussy lips all the way up to her clit in a measured, never-varying rhythm. Normally, it wasn't the kind of thing that would really get her going, but after the intensity of Zephyr's excessive enthusiasm, it was just what she needed.

Each long, loving stroke of Big Mac's tongue brought a new wave of relaxation and, somehow, a paradoxical excitement at the same time. Most importantly, each one took her one step closer to her much-needed orgasm. Her hind legs tensed, instinctively wrapping around their chest; her hips lifted slightly off the bed, pushing her that much closer to that sweet rhythmic swell of Big Mac's up and down licks; and her breaths came in deep, desperate lungfuls snuck in between the shudders that ran through her whole body.

Finally, it happened. She tensed up even more, feeling herself go over that threshold, go past the point of no return. “I'm— Mmhm!”

Even as her pussy squeezed down against nothing, all three of her husband's heads raced down to meet each other. They must have gotten over any hang-ups about touching muzzles together, because she felt all three sets of lips planted firmly against her pussy, eagerly waiting for her.

Not a single drop of her marecum went to waste. All three of them vied with each other to catch it on their tongues and open mouths. Cadance had just enough presence of mind left to wonder if Shining had taught them how much she liked that ... but soon, even that was feeling like a bit much to process. The wave of sensation crashed over her all over again from the delicate feeling of three eager mouths touching her pussy, and she let herself float away on the warm swell of it.

For a long moment, she just drifted completely free, aware of nothing but the charmingly rustic ceiling high above the bed. Her body pulsed and squeezed, and she did her best just to breathe.

Finally, when she came to, she raised her head to see her husband standing at the side of the bed in front of her, big sloppy-wet grins on all three of their faces.

“So,” Shining said, “how'd we do?”

“That was...” She fell back against the bed, taking in a few more deep breaths. “That was wonderful!”

“Couldn't have done it without those tips Shining gave us,” Zephyr said.

“Eeyup.”

Cadance propped herself up again. It was time to reward them properly ... and time to finally get her own taste. With her magic, she pulled them toward her, all the way on top of her. And just when they started to try and work their very hard cock into her pussy, she pushed up and flipped them all over so she could straddle their torso.

Oh it felt good to have the three of them looking up at her like that. Big Mac looked surprised, Zephyr still strained as if trying to get their cock into her pussy ... but Shining just looked up at her with that knowing, yet dopey grin of his. He knew what was coming, even if the others hadn't guessed yet.

Slowly, she slid down their body. She teased them with rubbing her wet pussy lips down the front of their shaft, but as much as she wanted it, she knew it wasn't time for that just yet. Instead, she kept sliding down, down, down, even after her pussy had slid past their sheath and their balls. She didn’t stop until she was kneeling down at the edge of the bed, just like they had a few moments ago.

Now all three of them looked down at her with varying degrees of awe and anticipation. They were ready.

Cadance looked down at her prize ... and her heart skipped a beat. It ... it was huge!

Now it was her turn to stare, her mouth gaping. She'd thought – perhaps even fantasized – that a male alicorn's cock might be significantly bigger than an ordinary pony's, even compared to a pony like Big Mac. But that hadn't prepared her for the reality of it – the massive, so very there enormity of it right in front of her face.

“Um... Are you okay, honey?” Shining asked.

She glanced up at his face, then back down at their cock ... and she nodded. As breathtaking as this view was, it was time for her to put that gaping mouth of hers to good use.

With teasing slowness, she lowered herself toward their massive cock, making them all wait just that little extra moment in order to build the anticipation. After all, just because she'd never worked with one this big before didn't mean she had to forget everything she knew about the subtle art of fellatio.

And, to be honest, that little pause may have been for her benefit as well. The cock radiating heat just in front of her seemed almost as long as a pony's leg ... and it was nearly as thick. Still, though, she couldn’t deny the appeal. Hoping they wouldn't notice, she took in a deep breath, smelling the clean, masculine scent of it.

Cadance started with just a gentle lick up the front of it, sliding her tongue along the veins and contours of her husband's magnificent new alicorn cock. Nopony had seen the likes of it in over a hundred years, and she was going to enjoy this properly. The hot skin against her tongue was surprisingly soft and supple, belying the hard mass beneath. She looked up into his eyes...

...Or at least she would have, except that there were three pairs of eyes looking back down at her. She couldn’t gaze lovingly into all of them at once. But that didn't stop her from trying her best to make each one of them feel special and beloved as she gently licked the broad tip of their cock. Because she did love them – all three of them. There was enough room in her heart for three.

But was there enough room in her mouth? Turning her eyes away from her husband's faces, she gazed down at the tip of their cock instead. Goddess, it was massive! Maybe if she started slow?

She could just barely – barely – stretch her lips around their tip. And even that was a strain, putting an unexpected pressure on her jaw muscles that made her feel like she was going to have a cramp, pulling on the corners of her lip until she thought they might split. Okay, so she wasn't going to be showing off her deepthroating skills to the new guys ... at least not yet. She'd need lots of practice first. Good thing she knew just the pony who'd be thrilled to let her practice sucking a giant cock. In the meantime, though, there were other ways to show them a good time. She could worry about practice and self-improvement later ... though she would manage it someday, she promised herself.

For now, Cadance simply slid her open mouth down the front of her husband's shaft, slowly and luxuriantly, her tongue playing across his warm cockflesh as she went.

Shining was the first to let out a little moan – he was the one who knew what was coming. Soon enough, though, she heard gasps from the other two as well.

That made her smile ... as much as she could smile with her mouth wrapped halfway around their cock. Good – she hadn't lost her touch. Applying herself adoringly to the base of their cock, she twisted her head side to side a little, being sure to bathe almost the whole circumference – as astounding as it was – with the softest touches her tongue could provide. And then she moved down to their sheath, and even lower still.

That was when she got a real shock. Sure, she'd been checking them out a little when she could sneak a glance here and there, but it had been such a rush to get the wedding ready on short notice. She hadn't actually been spending that much time with them. She'd noticed that they were colorful down there, but she'd never gotten a good enough look to notice this.

Well, she could see them perfectly well now, and there was no denying it: her husband had three balls. One ruddy red, one pristine white, and one pale green. All of them enormous. Now that was an effect of the fusion spell that the ancient diary hadn't mentioned! It intrigued her. Though all three balls shared the same sack, they hadn't quite fused. Did that mean their cum would be swimming with three distinct flavors, each one vying for a chance to impregnate her? It made her want to lick her lips ... but then she thought better of it – she had something much better to lick. Three somethings, which was quite the novelty, even to somepony as experienced as her.

So she applied herself to their balls instead, planting a long, tender lick across the front surface of them, all the way across the front of all three bulges, one ... two ... three. It was as good a time as there could be for her to bring her hooves into play, and she did, holding their heavily laden balls up and gently caressing them while she licked and wetly kissed one after another. Did they still have separate sensations down here, or were all three of them feeling it every time she licked anywhere along their extra-wide sack? She'd have to remember to ask them later ... and maybe make a little experiment of it. She was sure they'd enjoy helping her find out. For now though, she devoted herself completely to their pleasure without worrying about any little details like that. No part of their complex, swelling curves down there went without her loving attentions, and she nuzzled them possessively, rubbing with her cheeks and muzzle almost as much as her tongue and lips.

She couldn’t spend all her time down there, though, not when there was just so much more of them to explore. So she began working her way back up their shaft, her hooves still down below massaging their balls, but her tongue now sliding back up the base of their cock.

There was just so much of it! She actually had problems with her tongue getting dry before she made it back to their tip, and she had to stop and kiss the side of their shaft a little before she was able too keep going.

Keep going she did, though, slavishly rubbing herself over the surface of that big meaty cock of theirs. Of hers. They belonged to her now, and she belonged to them. This monster of a cock was hers to enjoy, and she'd enjoy it to the fullest.

They seemed to be enjoying it as well, judging from the three different voices she heard moaning and sighing, not to mention the way their hips kept nudging up toward her.

Sensitive, hm? She could work with that. Mentally congratulating herself on her skill, she began using only the lightest and most delicate of touches on them, feather-light brushes of her tongue and flower petal kisses of her lips, all the while still massaging their balls and giving them the occasional sultry glance upward.

They shuddered. “See,” Shining said, “I told you Cadance is amazing at this!”

Big Mac nodded. “Eeyup!”

Seeming out of breath even though they were all breathing together, Zephyr panted, his tongue hanging out. “I'm ... I'm loosing my mind here! She's so...”

Cadance never did get to find out what she was 'so' of, because at that moment, she abruptly switched to wetly and firmly mouthing their cock as effusively as she possibly could. The light touch before would have made them hyper-sensitive, and now she was collecting the dividends of her hard work by wrapping as much of their cock within her lips as she possibly could and sliding herself up and down their shaft. Now that it was nice and slick, it worked perfectly, letting her sort of jerk them off with her mouth.

All three heads fell back against the bedsheets, moaning loudly. And that wasn't her only reward – the tip of their cock began to expand, quickly selling into a truly gigantic flare.

Cadance felt her pussy wink and drip at the sheer size of it. She could barely manage to register it as an actual cock, the head of it was so huge, almost as wide as a dinner plate. Just the thought of that happening deep inside her was enough to make her insides melt and quiver. Licking the fringed rim of their flare passionately, she looked across the wide span of it. And right there, tucked in under an angled bulge, was their opening, already drooling out a fat drop of milky-white pre.

Oh, oh yes – she didn't mind if she did! But the best part about doing that would be getting seen doing that. “Mmm,” she moaned, letting the vibration of her voice sink into their cock.

It worked like a charm. One by one, three heads popped back up to look at her.

And just when they did, she lasciviously nudged her muzzle forward and licked up that drop of pre-cum. A little salty, very creamy... That one big drop was enough to coat and spread over her whole tongue. She rolled it in her mouth, both to tease a little more reaction out of her husband and just because she wanted to savor their flavor.

After that, it took only a few more sultry licks before she heard Zephyr cry out, “Oh! Oh fuck! Here it comes!”

Grateful for the warning – Shining had never been all that good at telling her ahead of time – Cadance shifted her body upward a little and planted her lips against the hole in her husband's tip. Their flare filled up her entire vision. This high up on their body, she couldn't reach their balls very well, so she nudged and rubbed them with her hind legs while using her forelegs to encircle and stroke their enormous, ardently hard shaft.

Cadance had been prepared for the idea that there might be more cum than usual. After all, their balls were quite large and they had three of them, rather than the usual two. Probably as much as the biggest stallion she'd ever had, and then half again more. She would have been able to handle it ... if that had been the case.

That was not what she got. The first gush of cum from her husband's cock came in a long, steady stream, shooting straight back into her throat with the force of a fire hose. Despite much of it being forced directly down her throat without her even trying to swallow it, the excess swirled and pooled in her mouth, instantly filling her beyond the point of overflowing. A thick, sticky splish of hot cream splattered out between her muzzle and their flared tip.

And just as she'd come to terms with that happening, their cock throbbed again, unloading another – even heavier! – stream of cum into her gaping, dripping mouth. This time, it splattered all over her face as well, since not as much was able to make it down her throat.

As overmatched as she knew she was, the sounds of her husband's three voices groaning in shared pleasure motivated her to stay with them, to do the best she could, regardless. She drank from their never-ending fountain greedily, constantly gulping down more of their thick cream. Even though most of it sloshed out of her mouth and cascaded downward, she never lacked for the next mouthful to swallow. Her tongue was always swimming in an ocean of white.

Finally, finally, their orgasm began to slow. The last few spurts came out, comparatively tiny, but still more than enough all on their own to outweigh an ordinary stallion's load.

Cadance closed her mouth, swallowed everything left inside, and took a much-needed breath, her sides heaving. They'd left the entire front of her body coated in white goo, not to mention their own chest and quite a bit of the bedspread. It was a good thing their room came with multiple beds, because this one was not going to be fit to actually sleep on anytime soon.

“Whew!” Zephyr's head raised wobbily. “I think I'm – I mean we're – going to be drained for a week after that one!”

That was just blatantly untrue, though. Their flare had subsided, and for a moment, their cock had softened a bit, bending over sideways, but it was already returning to full hardness, pulsing itself up off of their belly.

“Eenope,” Big Mac said, staring down at it.

Shining laughed a little bit. “We're an alicorn now, guys. That means we'll finally be able to keep up with Cadance.”

Keep up? More than keep up! Cadance's belly already felt heavy and full, swollen like she'd just wolfed down an entire Hearth's Warming feast in a matter of minutes. Giving up the futility of trying to wipe herself off with her hooves, she zapped most of the excess cum away from her fur with one of her most useful magical spells. Of course, though, she left just a little bit around her muzzle, so she could look the three of them in the eyes as she licked it clean.

Once she'd swallowed that last little bit, she stood up, turned away from them, and lifted her tail. Looking over the curve of her rump at them, she grinned deviously. “Ready for round two, boys?”

She'd never seen any stallion move so fast as they did when they jumped up from the bed and came toward her. They moved a little too fast, perhaps, because they stumbled, slipped on a bit of excess cum, and nearly fell all the way to the floor. Only straining upward with their wings managed to save them.

At least two of the three of them blushed at their eagerness and near disaster. It was hard to tell whether Big Mac was blushing or not, since he was already red.

Cadance smiled indulgently ... but also preemptively protected the cleanliness of her coat by zapping the cum away from their chest with her magic. The resulting splatter wasn't going to help the messy floor or soaked bed, but whatever. The staff here had already been paid a rather handsome extra fee for the cleaning services they were likely to need. Even if they hadn't been, Cadance was getting very close to the point of not being able to care about such trivial things anymore. She had a hot, yearning, empty need inside her, and she could feel her pussy winking insistently toward her new husband, inviting them in.

And they seemed more than happy to take her up on that invitation ... though they now moved with exaggerated care.

Was it payback for the way she'd made them wait and anticipate their blowjob, or were they just afraid of falling again? Either way, it made that heat inside her burn all the more intensely to know that they were almost there, ready to claim her at any moment. Any moment now...

There! She finally felt her husband's heavy weight on her back. Quite heavy, actually. Not only were they bigger than an ordinary pony, their three heads put significantly more weight on their front legs – the very front legs now straddled around Cadance's flanks. She didn’t mind, though. She was finally going to discover what it felt like to be filled by a real alicorn stallion, and from what she'd seen so far, her expectations were absolutely through the roof.

Then their cock bumped against her down between her legs. It felt like sitting down on a bar stool more than anything else. Her eyes went wide. It hadn't fit in her mouth – was it even going to fit in her pussy? What if she'd made a terrible mistake, sacrificing Shining's snugly fitting cock for this monster that she might not even be able to handle?

With a shared huff of effort, they pressed forward, pushing it against her. And her pussy lips opened – not far enough.

Cadance was forced forward by the power of their thrust. She cried out in pain and surprise, barely managing to catch herself before she fell. Goddess, they were heavy!

And already, they were shuffling their hind legs, getting ready for another push.

“Wait!” she cried out.

To their credit, they did stop, all three heads looking at her with concern. “Are you okay, honey?” Shining asked.

Cadance took a few deep breaths, steadying and mentally preparing herself. “Um, Big Mac ... you have plenty of experience with giving a mare a package that's too big for her, don't you?”

“Eeyup.”

She nodded. “Alright, guys. Let Big Mac handle this, okay? Just enjoy the ride.”

“Only at first, though, right?” Zephyr said. “Because mister slow and steady there doesn't quite do it for the Zeph.”

Cadance shuddered to think of that massive cock actually thrusting hard inside her – she literally, physically shuddered. But this was their honeymoon, and she didn't have time to slowly adjust to the new normal. She really wanted to give them the very best right now. Today. “Um... We'll see,” she told him, trying to keep her options open nonetheless. “Let me see how it feels...” She took another deep breath. “How it feels when it's ... in.”

Big Mac leaned his head down close to her ear. “Are you ready, Princess?”

She shifted her hind legs slightly, spreading them farther apart, and she tilted her hips up toward them a little bit. “I'm ready, Prince.”

Now that Big Mac was fully in control, there was no more of this eager but callous heavy thrusting. He pressed their broad tip against her pussy lips and just barely moved, giving time for her juices to spread around and get their cock nice and slick ... even more so than her blowjob had left it.

She practically purred. Now this was more like it. The broad, warm head of their cock felt wonderful gliding and rubbing against her eagerly winking pussy lips. With every wink, her clit came out to kiss against the surface of it, as if discovering a new way to make out with her husband.

And even when Big Mac started pressing their cock more firmly forward, he did so with such a gradual, measured strength that Cadance barely noticed at first, except that the blissful sensations under her tail had gotten more intense.

But it was definitely happening – her pussy lips were already beginning to spread out over the tip of their cock. She felt their hard warmth teasing just within her entrance, slowly beginning to edge a bit further in.

Good Goddess, that thing felt huge! Cadance almost couldn't believe that it was beginning to press inside her ... there was just no way that thing was going to fit inside her ... right?

But Big Mac knew what he was doing. With gentle, careful, but implacable thrusts of their hips, he nudged bit after bit of their cock into her tightly strained entrance. Once their tip was fully inside her, it became a little easier ... for everypony. Cadance sighed in satisfaction as she felt their shaft begin to slide along her inner walls. They trembled with Big Mac's effort at keeping them slow and steady.

“You're ... you're so tight now!” Shining said, as if in awe.

“I didn't change.” Cadance let out a little “Unf” sound as another gentle nudge pressed more of their cock inside her. “You're so big now!”

“Are you sure you can take it?” Shining seemed doubtful, with an odd twinge in his voice.

Zephyr barked out a little laugh. “Of course she can! She's the Princess of Love! Hey, wait ... what does that make us the prince of?”

“Don't worry about me, honey,” Cadance said with more confidence than she truly felt. “Zephyr's right. I can take it.”

“Eeyup.” Big Mac's confidence sounded much more genuine ... probably for good reason. He'd done this kind of thing before, hadn't he?

The firm confidence with which he squeezed their gargantuan cock into her spoke to just how much experience Big Mac had in the subject. He always seemed to know just when it might be getting too much for her, and he always seemed to know just when she could take a little more ... even when she didn't think she was ready. But bit by bit, that huge cock nudged its way inside her, stretching her to her limit every bit of the way. She could just about feel her insides rearranging themselves to better suit the enormous intruder, her body molding around the shape of her husband's marvelous alicorn cock.

Finally, they bottomed out inside her. Big Mac had given her all of it. And somehow, miraculously, she'd actually been able to take it all. Probably because she was an alicorn herself? She had no idea how Sugar Belle or either of the other stallions' future wives were going to handle this. She was the Princess of Love, though ... maybe she could find a spell to help?

For now, though, Big Mac moved that big cock inside her in smooth slow motions, massaging her from the inside out in a soothing and tender – if predictable – rhythm. Just the sheer size of her husband's cock was enough to blow Cadance's mind for now. She didn't need them to go crazy with things. She was so full. Even though she knew it wasn't that big, she couldn't help but imagine her whole body stretched out around its massive girth, as if she had no purpose but to be a vessel to contain their hot, throbbing shaft.

She licked her lips and noticed the lingering taste of their cum. Oh yes, this was nice. She could get used to having this kind of treatment every night.

It turned out, though, that she hadn't had anything yet.

“Ugh, come on!” Zephyr said through gritted teeth. “I can't get off going pokey farm pony slow! Let's go already!”

Shining leaned down close to her ear. “Are you ready for more, honey?”

Cadance took a deep breath – it wasn't easy. Between the massive load of cum in her belly and the even more massive cock inside her, it felt like there just wasn't room for much air. But she nodded. “Just a little, okay?”

Shining kissed the side of her cheek lovingly, but Zephyr threw his head back in joy. “Finally!”

The effect was immediate. Their cock rammed back inside her, all the way inside her, pushing hard against her innermost barrier; their forelegs gripped her tightly around the waist, as if trying to squeeze her more firmly around their cock; and they pulled her toward themselves, trying to shove even deeper than physically possible.

Already, Cadance could feel a deep ache and soreness building inside her. She was definitely going to feel this later. Might end up even walking funny. But none of that mattered, because the slight ache came with an explosion of pleasure. Her body sang to be filled – to be used – by an alicorn's enormous cock. This was what she'd been missing ever since she'd gotten her horn. Filled to the absolute brim, while her straining inner walls rippled back and forth over every contour of her husband's incredible cock. She could feel every part of their cock – the flattened head pressing deep inside her, the medial ring bulging through her as it went in, the pulsing of their thick veins near the base. Her pussy lips tried to wink around it, but they were already stretched so tightly they couldn't move. All her winking accomplished was to thrust her clit outward to kiss against their sheath.

It was overwhelming to the point of making her see stars ... but she could handle it, if just barely. She had to. She was the Princess of Love, after all.

As it turned out, though, she couldn't. Because that was only a taste of what her husband had to offer. All three of them huffed heavy, hot, noisy breaths behind her neck as their pace increased even more, thrusting inside her relentlessly ... passionately. She couldn't feel each individual little thing anymore. It all melted into one big soup of hot pleasure being savagely stirred deep inside her. It felt like if it weren't for the vast amount of pleasure boiling and roiling within, she'd be nothing but an empty husk – everything inside her was pure bliss; there wasn't room for anything else.

They were giving her everything they had now, she was sure of it. There couldn't possibly be any more than this, right?

Oh, but there was more! Where did they get the strength and stamina? It seemed too much for even three stallions! She was rocked forward by every solid-hitting thrust. She could feel the heavy thud of their triple balls bumping her thighs. She felt a new stretching deep inside – a solid mass growing and moving inside her with each push of their cock. Big Mac and Zephyr bit down on the back of her neck, claiming her like proper stallions, and at the same time, Shining whispered into her ears from behind.

“You're the sexiest damn mare I've ever known,” he said between gasping breaths. “I wish we could stay inside your perfect pussy forever. It feels ... so ... good!”

That pressure inside her ... they were flaring! Already precipitously close to the edge, just the thought of what happened to her mouth happening inside her was enough to set her tumbling down into an uncontrollable orgasm. Her front legs gave out, and she gave a completely uninhibited primal cry of ecstasy as her already-strained pussy clenched down on her husband's cock for the first time since they became an alicorn.

Overcome with the intensity of it, Cadance became little more than a trembling wreck, squirting out everything inside her and letting her tongue hang out as she panted for breath.

“Okay, guys,” Shining said, “let's slow down and let her recover.”

But Zephyr pulled his head up, the strain obvious in his voice. “No! So close! Can't!”

Big Mac didn't say anything – he just bit down on the base of her mane even more tightly, tugging on it as they thrust again and again, earning just that little bit more leverage by pulling on her with his thick, powerful neck muscles.

Cadance had just barely begun to recover from the internal fireworks of her orgasm when the first wave of cum hit her. The single point of intense pressure where it jetted out quickly spread, seemingly through every nook and cranny of her body. An instant and overwhelming sense of fullness exploded inside her, not to mention the feeling of their massive cock throbbing and kicking all along her inner walls. It sent her right back into an even more intense aftershock of her orgasm. Her vision faded around the edges – there was just too much going on inside her to spare anything for what was going on in the outside world.

Pump after mighty streaming pump of hot cum surged into her, combining into a thick, hot deluge. Even though she already felt it pouring down her hind legs, there was still just so much excess that it couldn't all escape – especially not past the seal her tightly stretched inner walls made against the absurdly wide fringe of their flared tip. Their cum, no doubt mixed from all three potent balls all vying for the chance to impregnate her first, was forced under pressure into her womb. She actually felt the deep pinch of the entrance of it being forced open, and she definitely felt the aching strain of it stretching far too fast.

Maybe it should have been agony – and she'd definitely be sore later – but with the dizzying high of her orgasm still swirling her senses all around, pain was a distant, abstract thing. It was an afterthought of the mind-numbing pleasure that filled her from horn to hooves.

When they finally stopped pumping cum inside, her belly was visibly swollen. Anypony who looked at her would think she was already pregnant. Well, maybe she was. She didn't have to imagine that potent brew of three stallions' cum swirling around and flooding her womb – she could feel it in there. It was a heavy, warm churning deep, deep inside her. If the timing was right, she knew she didn't stand a chance. There was an absolute certainty that the alicorn's brew inside her would fertilize anything she had to give.

Slowly, reluctantly, they slid back off of her. Their immense cock felt heavy and soft inside her pussy, gradually sliding its way back out of her. Big Mac wouldn't let go of her mane at first ... but eventually he relented and let the other two guide their body back to all four hooves on the floor.

Meanwhile, Cadance managed to stand back up. Wobbily and uncertainly, but she did manage it. She was the Princess of Love, after all. She couldn’t admit that her new alicorn husband had absolutely wrecked her on their very first time together. No, she had to put on a brave face and pretend that this was all part of the show ... as well as she could.

She needn't have worried. They hurried around in front of her, and the only thing on all three of their minds was kissing and nuzzling her.

Well, at least for Big Mac and Shining Armor. Zephyr was just about to, but at the last moment before making contact, he noticed a bit of their cum left on her lips. “Ew, no!” he shouted much too loudly. “She's still got some on her lips! Look, it's right there!”

Big Mac and Shining glanced at each other, looking unimpressed ... and then devious. Lifting up one strong forehoof, they hooked it around behind Zephyr's head and forced him forward.

“No!” he shouted again, but there was no winning that two against one struggle. His lips met hers, smearing that droplet of cum... But instead of protesting, he suddenly cooed and moaned with delight.

After all, Cadance was a master kisser, and she was putting all the skill she had into teasing his tongue with hers. In no time at all, Zephyr forgot all about that little drop of cum, instead enjoying his wife's kisses just as he should.

Gradually, they all made their way over to the bed, despite the constant interruptions of more kisses and the difficulty Cadance had in seeing where she was going. Her husband had no trouble with that – they could always have a head or two looking while the others made out with her, not to mention that they could breathe while kissing ... it was almost enough to make her want three heads for herself.

Once at the less soggy side of the bed, they flopped down together, cuddling against one another and letting the heat of their recent sex slowly dissipate as they relaxed from that intense emotional and physical high.

Cadance's belly pressed softly against theirs, feeling heavy and a little squishy, still swollen with cum. She was surprised, though, when she not only felt their belly, but heard it – a low rumbling growl. When was the last time they'd eaten? Before the ceremony? They must have been starving! Not to mention that they'd just used up a lot of mass and energy ... and that had to come from somewhere, now didn't it?

“Now do you think we should order something from room service?” Shining said.

“Eeyup.”

Zephyr's eyes lit up, suddenly popping wide open again. “Ooh! Do you think they have pancakes?”

Big Mac leaned his neck forward to stare past Shining at Zephyr. “It's almost nighttime.”

Ignoring them, Shining looked at her. “Do you want anything, honey?”

She smiled and patted her big round belly. “No thanks. I kind of just had a big meal.” But... “Maybe just a bit of champagne, though?”

“Aha!” Zephyr said. “Sounds like somepony feels like celebrating!”

Blushing slightly, Cadance nodded. “You three were wonderful.”

“And so were you, honey.” Shining nuzzled her again.

“Eeyup,” Big Mac agreed.

Zephyr, though, was craning his neck around, looking all over the room. “So how do we get something from room service, anyway? Is there a bell to ring or something?”

“Amethyst!” Cadance called out clearly.

Right away, the tall and lean – almost as tall as Cadance herself – purple crystal pony trotted into the room. “Yes, Your Highnesses?”

Zephyr gasped. “Hey! Was she hiding and listening to us this whole time?”

Big Mac stared at Amethyst. “Eeyup.”

“Don't worry, guys,” Shining said. “This is Amethyst, and she's Cadance's personal secretary in the Crystal Empire. I've, uh, known her for a long time, and I know we can trust her not to go talking to everypony about what she's seen or heard.”

Cadance nodded primly. He was exactly right. Maybe someday later he'd see fit to tell the other two just how intimately he knew Amethyst. But for now... “Could I have a little champagne, please? Something nice – I trust your judgment. And also whatever my husband would like.”

“Corn dogs!” Shining blurted out.

“Apple Pie!” Big Mac added.

“Pancakes!” Zephyr paused for a moment, thinking it over. “Ooh! And more champagne!”

For a moment, all three of them stared at each other in disapproval ... then they all burst out laughing.

Looking slightly concerned, Amethyst backed toward the door. “Um... Yes, of course. Right away.”

Their laughter was infectious. Cadance couldn't help but smile and giggle a little herself. She also couldn't help wrapping her forehooves around behind all three necks and pulling them in close for another quick hot snuggle before their food arrived. Yes ... she was going to enjoy this.

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