what should we watch next?

by Square*Nixo

Chapter 1

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Oh yeah! It's time for some my little pony.

Shhhh! It's starting.

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The three find them self's watching  my little pony genration 3.

NO! What is this, where is Twilight Sparkle? Pinkie you didn't, you didn't eat her did you?

Shut up Dead Pool, I didn't eat her. She just took a vacation that season.

0:17 They are now at the part in the opening where they are saying  "where we going", "where are we going."

I can tell you where your going, running to your doom!

I like how Cheerilee is like a little filly in this. Pinkie Pie that makes you a old.

A old? Discord at least I can speak proper not only that I'm not as old as you Discord. I herd you made pop tarts with sixty's spider man, you old fart.

Old fart? Pinkie C'mon that was lame.

0:30 Oh look, Pinkie Pie just flew away from holding balloons(laughs).

0:37 There  now at the part where Scootaloo is playing hopscotch.

Oh my chaos is that Scootaloo? What happened to her wings!? Well its not she can fly anyways. Wait a minuet, rewind that.

They re-winded to the part where Scootaloo was hopscotching, then showing a pony drawing Scootaloo.

Oh gosh Pinkie Pie, Dead Pool,  Scootaloo's life is nothing more then a mere imagination of that white pony.

Discord don't say that. Hey look, Rainbow Dash has no wings to. I wonder what happen to them?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov_1b5rmimE They all finally finish the opening of: my little pony, and Are now ready to watch the show.

Oh great I can tell this is going to be sucky. "Come back lily lightly", sounds like some kind of weird porn made by sweetie bell.

What are you saying Discord, this sounds more like a side dish for fancy ponies, like Rarity.

0:02 The show is now at the part where lily begins to talk about the unicorn celebration.

Sounds a little racist to me. What happened to friendship and stuff, the unicorns didn't even invite the Pegasus or earth ponies.

Sounds like a dumb plot already.

Agree.

1:01 Now what are they doing? Trowing those shinny lights on the houses, you know they could of just asked the Pegasus to help out instead of using that balloon thing.

That "balloon thing" is called a hot air balloon you cheese tooth paste.

Wow! calm down badass, lets just watch the show with out the name calling.

1:16 They sound boring to me, not much life at all. They just sound like a lifeless puppet.

Maybe it will get better?

1:39 The show is now at the part where some pony was asking where, Rarity was.

Oh they found Rarity. Oh god that's not Rarity shes pink! Oh look at her cutie mark its like ribbons so i'm guessing her talent is rapping her career and throwing it in the trash(laughs).

1:54 Rarity, the lights go around the trees, not you silly (laughs)

Yeah it's fun making fun of some one else when it's not you. This show doesn't even show friendship nor happiness. They all have painted  smiles on.

3:16 where is the map? I put it next to my soxs.

Wait a minute, you ponies really do wear socks (laughs) is that trying to be sexy for you ponies?

Maybe(laughs) sucks for you that no pony will ever show you their socks.

I'll pass.

4:35 The show is now at the part where, Rarity starts singing.

Some pony else is doing a song that not me. Oh this I got to see.

Oh WHAT, Rarity doesn't even giggle at the  ghostly like I do. She lying to every pony. Don't lesson to her she lying she not silly shes a fashion designer!

Oh wow that was harsh Pinkie.

SHUT UP!

Is it me or does Rarity look hotter like this?

Oh YUK! You sick dork don't say that.

(Laughs) This song makes we want to giggle.

Shut up! My songs are WAY better then this weird thing.

Oh finally the song ended, now we can kill our self by watching the rest of the show.

9:10 The show is now at the part where, lily is talking to a fire fly, that talks.

9:17 Well that's no fun, why don't you want to be noticed? Because my horn lights up when I giggle.

So wait this episode is about her horn glowing, and how she feels like she doesn't fit in. Yeah this show is all about magic, not.

I think she has a good reason to feel sad, its weird seeing some horn glow. shes not normal like all the other unicorns (laughs).

These unicorn aren't real. there like some weird lie because their horns don't glow(laughs)

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00:14 It's fun to glow, c'mon i'll start.

Go Lily, glow your stick that glued to your head.

00:30 The show start to sing another song.

Gosh not another song, and it's about shinning a horn. What does this even teach me, not to trust a unicorns horn if it glows (laughs)

Pinkie you better not look another song is playing.

Thanks Poolie, but i'm fine now, kisses.

Don't do one of you pony sex time okay.

Damn it Discord you don't have to go there.

02:35 The song ended, and now the show is on the part where  minty is riding a hot air balloon to unicornia.

Those damn ponies still didnt get to that racist city?

I guess not, but look they found some of their friends. They said they don't even know where their at. Yeah What a help you are (laughs).

The unicorns noticed a light in the distance.

04:09Wow that must be lily light.

Wait do these ponies all ready know about her little horn problem and never told her about it ( laughs) damn these ponies are mean.

04:27 Oh I got to go hide.

Yeah go hide behind that rock, they'll never find you there.

Her friends noticed her behind the rock, and are now worried about her friend.

05:39 And I'm Pinkie Pie. And i'm always pink.

Pinkie Pie gosh I didn't know your pink (laughs).

Oh ha...ha funny. Just keep watching the show.

The show finally ends with the ponies making the city of unicornia shine with bright lights.

Yes! this show is finally done. Wow what a peace of dookie monkey tissue. The story was dumb, the ponies where bland and stale, and the personality was just weird.

Yeah I have to admit I've seen better.

Well Pinkie go get the box and see what were watching next.

Thanks for reading, this chapter was kinda weird making I admit Lol, make sure to leave a comment and like the story. Oh and make sure you don't go to unicornia, its a racist town lol.

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