Ponyville's population has always been a sort of enigma to the rest of the world outside it's borders. A few years back, it was a humble farming town; now there's Princesses and Chaos Gods and Crystal Castles and all sorts of things! But most curious is just how many ponies live in Ponyville now. There's enough of a discrepancy between census records and other accounts that Canterlot has to send somepony to check in on things. Maybe somepony fudged the numbers. Maybe some ponies just aren't that good at math.

His investigation turns up a pony who lets Bell Curve get right to the heart of the matter. If he can manage to not be led astray by her charms.

He fails quite utterly, the poor dear.

Written as a tribute to SlaveDeMorto, the creator of Ask-Backy and many other delightful characters you can find on his twitter. I cannot link to it per fimfiction rules, but feel free to seek him out! Artwork and character of Impregnation Hazard belongs to him also. Bell Curve's design credited to Music Junkie; pre-read by Vis-a-Viscera.

Featured 8-21-2020, same day. Wow! Thank you so much!

Kinks/fetishes: MxF, feral ponies, anatomical correctness, strong cougar/milf energy, huge crotch-tits, lactation, oral, titfucking, ball kissing/licking/worship, rough deepthroat/facefucking, doggystyle position, excessive cum, creampies, implied impregnation, some cum inflation, happy ending