Bottom Feeders

by Porcelon

Surfing The Porcelain Wave

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The bathroom was a disaster.

Toilet water had been strewn all over the floor. The commode itself, left uncleaned for the shoot that day, was covered in miscellaneous stains. Sticky, dark yellow spots peppered the seat underneath more recently evacuated fluids. The interior bowl was streaked with rust colored rings where the water drained, and more could be found bleeding down from underneath the rim. Urine mixed with the water on the tile, yellow tinted liquid awash all over. The cause of this mess sat in a puddle in front of the toilet, dripping from mane to tail, licking at her wet hooves. All good signs of another successful photo shoot.

The rapid shuttering of the camera slowed to a halt as Porcelain's favorite photographer, Vantage Point, a chocolate colored earth pony, captured the final shots for the pegasus' segment in next months issue.

*Click Click Click...Click Click...Click*

"Awesome. That was perfect, Wavey. Really fucking hot stuff." said Vantage as he lowered his camera.

"Hehe, like, you know I give you all my best moves, Vantage." She replied, gazing at him while she sucked on the frog of her hoof. Porcelain, even for a sex worker, was a huge flirt with the camera crew and other models. Always trying to get them flustered, whether or not it was for the editorial, and was ALWAYS ready for a hot, messy fuck, regardless if a camera was present. Her petite, flexible frame. Her ditzy, whimsical, valley filly voice, and overall cheerful disposition combined with her never wavering lascivious character pulled in the stallions and other mares like bees to honey. She adored being the office cum rag, ready to mop up any and all bodily excretions the AMM ponies had to offer.

"Hey Vantage baby, you're looking kinda pent up there." Porcelain cooed.

Vantage looked between his legs. His cock was stiff and turgid, bobbing with his pulse. No surprise there. It wasn't unheard of for the stallions behind the camera to drop during a shoot, and was not seen as a big issue, so long as they didn't let it interrupt their job.

"Would you look at that?" he replied, grinning as he removed the camera from around his neck. "Somepony should take care of this. Don't you think, Wavey?" Vantage made his way over to the small blue pegasus still wallowing in piss water.

Porcelain looked up at him with excitement. She could always count on Vantage to get her off if she didn't manage to during a session. She made her way underneath him until her snoot was pushed up against his balls. She took a good sniff of his musk.

*Snnnfffffffffffff* "Hahh...Like, you always smell so tasty, Vantage." Porcelain huffed. She tended to the fertile sack. Making slow, long licks against each ball. She opened her mouth and took in one of the hefty orbs, and gently began sucking on it. She hummed in delight as she savored the sweaty, musty flavor.

"Ah...that feels great, Porcelain. But how about you move on to the main course?" Vantage took his cock in his hoof and lightly bapped her cheek with it a few times. She sat on her haunches and leaned forward, getting herself snoot-to-head with the throbbing member. She nuzzled it cutely before planting a kiss on it.

"You gonna shove this massive thing down my throat again, Vantage baby? Gonna fuck my pretty face?" She asked, batting her big almond colored eyes. He shuddered at her words. She opened her mouth wider this time, letting her breath wash over the blunt head of his cock.

Feeling the humid air against his dick, Vantage took his front legs and braced them around Porcelain's head, mounting her front and sliding himself into her warm, welcoming entrance. Standing on his hind legs, he started off with slow, gentle thrusts into the gaping maw. The girth of his member filled her mouth entirely, his crown scraping against the roof of it as it slid in and out. With every pump he pushed deeper and deeper, poking into Porcelain's throat more and more, until her lips were kissing his balls with every thrust.

"Alright, take a deep breath baby, I'm about punish that slutty throat of yours." he panted. Porcelain giggled around him and got ready, her pussy leaking in anticipation for the tonsil swabbing she was about to receive. Vantage stepped in a bit closer, making sure he would never be more than an inch or two out when he pulled back. Fully immersed in Porcelain's gullet, he began to pump his rod into her, hard, deep and fast. The sound of her throat being pummeled echoed throughout the restroom.

*GLK GLK GLK GLK GLK GLK*

Each time he rammed into her, his head brushed against her uvula, making her stomach churn. Porcelain began to heave after every few thrusts.

*GLK GLK GLK...Hrrrggh....GLK GLK....Hrrrggghh*

Vantage groaned and fucked her face harder, encouraged by the sounds of her retching. On her next heave, he pushed down on her head with his hooves, gagging her with his cock.

Porcelain felt the toilet water she had drank from earlier start to rise back up. Her body instinctively tried to lurch forward, but was held in place between the stallion's hooves and cock. She retched again, and threw up all over the rigid stallionhood. Warm, viscous fluid sputtered around his shaft and splattered against his sack.

*Hrrrgggghhh.....HRRRGGGGLLL.....GGLLLRRRGGGHHHH*

"Ahh...ahh...that's it babe, let it out for me. Get it all up..." Vantage huffed, writhing in the feeling of his member drowning in Porcelain's puke. The smell of bile slowly started to fill the room.

Porcelain loved sucking cock. She loved getting her throat plowed into even more. And the best part about both, was when the stallion attached to the cock got her to make a big fucking mess. Tears of strain and pleasure leaked down the mares cheeks as she hurled.

She felt him pull out a bit, giving her a chance to breathe. The air she took in was thick with the acrid scent of her stomach contents. After a couple of short breaths, she started to suck, letting Vantage know that she was ready for more. The lewd symphony of horsecock battering mare throat continued.

*GLK GLK GLK GLK GLK GLK*

Spit and drool poured from Porcelain's lips as Vantage hammered into the delicate mare's face. Again she heaved, and sent forth another torrent of slop from her guts, this time bringing up her morning breakfast.

*Phlrrggt...GLK GLK GLK...Hrrrrggll...GLK GLK GLK...GGLLRRGGHHH*

Chunks of pre-digested food oozed from her mouth. Snot and vomit shot from her nose. Gobs of the mess could be heard hitting the tile, making a rather sizable pool of sick at Porcelain's hooves. Vantage held her head down again in an attempt to gag every last drop out.

This time he didn't give her a breather. So close to blowing his load, he laid into his thrusts with even more fervor. The head of his penis drove deep into her gullet while his balls smacked wetly against her chin.

"Hahh, hahh, cumming sweetheart....hahh, swallow it all...hnngg!"

Vantage felt the surge of his orgasm rise, and bottomed out in Porcelain's throat, firing rope after rope of hot seed straight into her belly.

*Gulp...gulp...gulp*

Porcelain felt her wings twitching, her consciousness wavering from the lack of oxygen, but she'd be damned to Tartaros if getting facefucked like the dirty little whorse she was hadn't set her pussy on fire. Just as her vision began to fade, she felt the engorged obstruction being pulled away. She quickly took a breath of 'fresh' air.

*GAAASSSSPPP*

She had a short coughing fit, and spat up the wayward fluids that had caught in her windpipe. After that had finally subsided, there was a brief silence...

*...UUUURRRRRRRPPPP*

All the air that Porcelain had swallowed rocketed back up in a thunderous belch, making her giggle like an immature school filly. Vantage meanwhile was still very much erect. He helped Porcelain to her hooves and ran one of his own through her messy yellow mane.

"I hope you're ready for round two hun." He whispered to her.

"Mmm, give me all you got Vantage ba-Woah!"

Porcelain was cut off as Vantage took his hoof behind her head and brought her face down to the puke puddle below. She bent her forelegs so that she wouldn't fall over as he guided her head to the floor. Vantage stopped just before her snout made contact with the slop.

"Keep it right there" he commanded, making his way behind her. Porcelain did as she was told and anxiously awaited his next move. Her tail was draped over her back, exposing her cute little tailhole and leaky, winking marehood. Vantage lined up behind her and wrapped his legs around her hips. He wasted no time picking a hole, placed his cock against her anus, and slowly worked it in. Porcelain groaned as her tight pucker was stretched to accommodate the girthy rod. Inch by inch he entered her, until his balls rested against her pussy, tenderly kissed by her winking clit. Porcelain writhed around the large member penetrating her, and bounced her butt back and fourth into Vantage's crotch, feeling the flare of his head brush against her sweet spot.

With the little whorse fully impaled on his dick, Vantage leaned over her, placed his front hooves on the back of her head, and shoved her face into the pool of vomit. He fucked Porcelain's ass as fiercely as he did her throat while he smeared her face into the floor.

"Ahhh...Alright, start cleaning."

And Porcelain did just that. Moaning into the mess, she stuck her tongue out and started scooping up chunks back into her mouth as Vantage pounded her ass. The taste and smell of puke assailed her senses. The degradation combined with the rough ass fucking was sending her mind into overdrive. She pressed her lips to the floor and loudly slurped up the scum until her mouth was full, and then drank it down.

*Sluuurrp...Gulp*

"Ahhh...A-aahh. Keep it in your mouth." Vantage said in a ragged voice. She did as instructed, and slurped up more puke into her maw, keeping it there this time. The putrid muck sloshed around her mouth every time Vantage's thighs slammed into her butt, making her stomach queasy and her mind welter in ecstasy.

Suddenly, Vantage's hooves left her head and wound up underneath her barrel. Her weight shifted as she was spun around and put on her back. Vantage laid on top of her, and continued to fuck her in what was left of the puke puddle. He stared into her eyes.

"Let me see it..."

Porcelain opened her mouth and exposed the shallow pond splashing around inside.

"Gargle it"

*Grrgggglglglgl*

Her voice bubbled through the chunky liquid, bits and strands splashed out and landed on her snout and the sides of her face. Vantage leaned down and unexpectedly locked lips with her. Her shocked eyes fluttered closed as their tongues tangled in the grotesque grotto. This was why he was her favorite, always so full of surprises! He pulled back, panting, a thick strand of goop connecting their mouths.

"Eat it, Porcelain."

With her mouth still open, Vantage watched as the slurry slowly returned back from whence it came.

*Gulp...gulp...gulp*

Slop completely drained, and her ass still getting fucked mercilessly, Porcelain felt the heat of a huge orgasm start to rise.

"Ah! Ah! Nngh!... Vantage, I'm 'bout to cum so fucking hard! Ah! Unf!"

Hearing that Vantage picked up his pace, drilling into Porcelain with all his might. She leaned her head back and howled in euphoria, her pussy raining against him, soaking the fur on his belly. As she came, Vantage had an idea. One more thing he wanted to do before he shot off a second time.

"Alright Porce, go lean over the toilet" Vantage said as he pulled his dick out of her ass.

Still in a bit of a daze, Porcelain slowly and shakily rolled over and got to her hooves. She made her way to the toilet, and clumsily slumped her front half over the bowl. Vantage followed and mounted her again, this time sliding himself into her ass with much more ease. He was about halfway into her when he paused, waiting for something.

"Hahh...Vantage baby, you okay? Like, why'd you–Oh, sweet Celestia!" cried Porcelain.

She suddenly felt her insides swell with hot liquid. He was pissing inside of her.

"Ahhhh..." Vantage moaned, as he relieved himself. Throughout all the filthy fucking, he had hardly noticed how badly he needed to go. He closed his eyes and rested on Porcelain's back while he emptied his bladder into her.

"Hoohh, fuck Vantage, it feels so warm..." Porcelain swooned. She pushed her rear against him and let the feeling of being used like a urinal overtake her. Vantage squeezed out the last few drops and started fucking into her piss filled ass. Porcelain's belly sloshed with the golden broth as the stallion rocked into her.

Vantage's cock melted from being submerged in the combined heat of his piss and her barren hole.

Porcelain stared at her reflection in the toilet bowl, her face plastered with sweat, spit, puke and a look of immeasurable satisfaction. As she stared, she felt Vantage's hooves return to the back of her head, and her reflection drew nearer.

Vantage dunked Porcelain's face into the water, submerging all but her ears.

"Blow some bubbles for me sweetie."

She happily began to blow into the water, the cacophonous bubbling carrying the sound of her voice.

*Blblblblblblblblblblblblbl*

"That's it you nasty mare...Ahh...right where you belong....Having that cute little ass of yours fucked with your head in the toilet."

Porcelain couldn't have agreed more, at least not without her mouth being above water. Without warning the toilet roared to life as the water rose slightly, then whirled rapidly around her face.

*Fluuussshhh*

Vantage continued to hold down Porcelain's head with one hoof, pushing down on the handle with the other, all while plowing into the mare with reckless abandon.

While the swirling water washed away the left over spew from Porcelain's face, Vantage felt his balls contract and his insides tingle. With one last thrust, he buried himself in the pegasus rump and sprayed his seed into her overflowing asshole.

"C-cumming!" was all he could choke out as the pleasure consumed him. Porcelain simply moaned softly into the replenished water as he came in her, the afterglow of the wild bathroom romp soon setting over the both of them.

The two could barely hold themselves up. Sweat dripped down Vantage's muzzle and onto the feathers of Porcelain's wings. His hoof had left the back of her skull and had since been used to steady himself. Porcelain, no longer being dunked under water took shallow, ragged breaths with her head still dipping past the rim of the bowl.

"Mmmm....t-that...that was wonderful Vantage"

Vantage grunted in agreement. His softened member slowly rescinded back into it's sheath as he climbed off of her, unplugging the cum and urine slurry within.

Porcelain turned around as fast as she could manage and sat down on the seat, just as her loosened anus released everything Vantage had put in her.

*PSSSHHHHHHHH*

The mare whimpered softly from the pressure in her bowels immediately dissipating. The waterfall rushing into the bowl splashed back against her rump. She slid from the seat onto the floor, turned and leaned over the bowl to admire the results of her anal concoction. She stuck her head inside, took in the aroma, and dipped down for a taste.

*Sluuuuurrrp*

"F-fuck Porcelain..." Vantage whimpered. "I can only cum so much. You trying to kill me?" he chided playfully as he leaned back over her. Gingerly, Vantage dunked her head again with one hoof and pulled the handle with the other.

*Fluuuusssshhhh*

Porcelain squealed with mirth as the toilet roared and gurgled, softly swaying her rump to and fro as Vantage and the appliance helped her wash up.

The kinky little pony felt like the luckiest mare in Equestria to have a career like this, and with such fun and accommodating coworkers too. She was tired and sore, but teetering on the edge of dehydration from all of the expelled body fluids. She was going to need to get some nourishment and clean water in her soon.

Porcelain was back on her hooves soon enough, though her back legs were fairly wobbly. She hobbled over to Vantage and pressed her lips to his. Vantage reciprocated.

After they separated, the earth stallion fetched his camera and headed to the door. "Well, I'm gonna drop this film off and head out. You wanna join me for a drink? My treat." he asked.

"I'm gonna hang out here a bit longer. I'll rain check you on that though, 'kay?" Porcelain said. "I'm gonna go to the kitchen and try to put back some of what you took outta me."

Vantage chuckled, bid his farewell, and was off. Porcelain turned around and took a look at the damage. To say that the place was a wreck would have been an understatement.

"Geeze, I hope the janitor doesn't have too much trouble in here." she said sheepishly. She knew that Arc Lamp paid him well to keep the place from looking like an outhouse, but the sweet mare still always felt a bit bad for him. Especially when he didn't even get in on the fun! She exited the room and made a bee line for the kitchen, trying to think of some interesting ways she could make it up to him.


Eerie and Yoga left the room they were in after freshening up, chatting idly as they walked down the hall in the direction of the kitchen, planning to raid the fridge after their photo shoot. As Eerie opened the door, her nose was greeted with a harsh, sour stench.

*Cough cough*, "Woah", *cough*, "don't usually smell something like that in here." Eerie strained. Yoga held a hoof to her nose and breathed out of her mouth. Eerie looked around and saw Porcelain at the table in the corner with a glass of water, happily munching away on a leftover hayburger. The pair walked over to her.

"Hey Porcelain," Eerie started, "Why does it smell like-Oh my Celestia it's you!" Eerie realized immediately. Her leathery wings shot out and slapped themselves over her snout, eyes glaring from above them. The second she was up close to Porcelain the smell had amplified tenfold.

Porcelain just looked up at her confused. "Hmm? Watsh meh?" she asked with her mouth full.

"Ugh, Porcelain you stink! Did you have a shoot today?"

Porcelain swallowed her food and smiled at Eerie innocently. "Yeah, so? You act like you don't smell this stuff all the time around here"

"Not in the fucking kitchen birdbrain! It's smells like somepony poured a gallon of stale piss into a barf bag in here!"

"Hehe, Guilty!" Porcelain chuckled. "Anyway, I don't see what the big deal is. Don't you like, always have your nose up some mare's butthole?" She asked, taking another bite of her sandwich.

Eerie glowered. "Time and place P.W., time and place. Believe it or not, I don't like smelling shit right before I'm about to eat. But ass and horseapples might actually be an improvement." A pair of wing claws pinched the bridge of Eerie's snout in frustration. "I swear, you and Pin Worm are the biggest airheads ever."

"Hey, be nicsh!" Porcelain whined through her food.

"Was...whatever you two did even for your set?"

"Noh, jush forh funshiesh!"
*No, just for funsies!*

Eerie turned to the kirin. "Yoga, you want to just eat at a restaurant?"

"After you, Miss Shrine." Yoga said, motioning for the door.

Eerie turned to Porcelain one more time. "Porcelain, you know I think you're a really nice mare." The pegasus batted her eyes at the thestral. "But for Luna's sake take a fucking shower before you hang out where ponies eat!" With that, Eerie and Yoga made their hasty retreat, leaving the unwashed pegasus behind.

"Love you too Eerie! It was nice to meet you Yoga. Hope we get to fuck soon!" Porcelain called out shamelessly before going back to her meal.

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