Hercule Satan VS Dan Hibiki

"Huh, Pinkie… Why are you wearing a pink karate gi?" Flash asked, surprise to see that Pinkie has suddenly changed into wearing a karate gi that is color pink for some reason.

"Oh, my Pinkie Senses were telling me that the next Death Battle is gonna be a somehow funny battle with one of the combatants wearing a pink gi because of a mishap with the laundry." Pinkie explained a little crazy and breaking the Fourth Wall again.

Flash and the rest of the Mane 7 girls just look at Pinkie Pie with confusion in their eyes, once again being blown away by the cute weirdness of their pink friend.

They decided to just go with it and Flash hits play again with the Death Battle theme starting up.

Wiz: "A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come."

"Wise words I learned in my karate classes." Rainbow Dash recalled hearing familiar words from his martial art teacher back when she was a trainee.

Boomstick: But some fighters are dumb enough to ignore the legendary Bruce Lee's words, like Hercule Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion.

Wiz: And Dan Hibiki, the Saikyo Street Fighter.

"Considering how those two got beat up, I say those are one of the joke characters." Rainbow Dash commented.

"Meaning it's a funny fight?" Twilight puzzled a bit.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Hercule Satan

Wiz: The Earth was in danger, the future of mankind threatened by a monster named Cell. All would be lost unless a hero could best him in the ring of champions.

Boomstick: The hope of the world lay on the shoulders, and afro, of one man... Hercule Satan!

"Fear the power of the afro!" Pinkie yelled, surprising her friends.

Cell slaps Hercule with enough force to send him flying into a mountainside.

Everyone is just deadpanned from how they just saw this Hercule guy getting beaten by just one slap from this Cell guy, and Pinkie is sad on the inside while frozen in midair that the afro didn't save him.

Boomstick: Yeah... we're screwed.

"So screwed…" Rarity agreed.

Background

Real name: Mark (Most thinks it's funny)

Age: 38

Height: 6'2" | 188 cm

Weight: 208 lbs | 94 kg

The "Undisputed" Martial Arts Champion of the World

One of the richest people on Earth

Hides a fear of those who use ki

Loves eating spaghetti

Wiz: Officially, Mr. Satan is the World Martial Arts Champion and chosen savior of humanity... or so he would have you believe.

Boomstick: Hey, if I could lie that well, I'd make everybody think I'm king of the world, too, or even... God! Muhahahaha!

"Lies like that would only last thing until the guilty feeling comes biting you in the butt and break you down until you confess the truth." Applejack stated.

Wiz: But before he was the "Hero of the People", Mr. Satan went by... Mark (Everyone laughed a little). Eager to learn, Mark sought to master the art of combat.

"Who wouldn't want to learn martial arts? It's awesome and make you into a badass!" Rainbow Dash stated.

"Didn't you also learn disciple and respect?" Flash asked, learning that's how most martial art trainings go.

"Well, huh, yeah…" Rainbow Dash chuckled blushing from that.

"(Damn it, why won't my heart stop beating?!)" Rainbow Dash thought asked, getting this feeling for Flash again.

Boomstick: Young Mark honed his skills in the dojo Satan Castle, which sounds awesome, but sadly, no, he was not actually trained by the Devil. I looked it up.

"I'd rather stay away from that kind of place." Fluttershy said, a bit scared.

Wiz: Wiz: Turns out, he was naturally gifted in martial arts, mostly due to his, strangely good luck.

Boomstick: Yeah, like when he won his first World Championship... after his rival got food poisoning. (sarcastically) That's not suspicious at all...!

"I know this guy may seem sketchy, but I don't think he would cheat with food poisoning." Sunset believed.

Wiz: Victory in hand, Mark took the stage name "Mr. Satan" in honor of his dojo and to sound better for the cameras. His victories and explosive personality quickly rocketed him to a life of wealth, fame, and luxury.

"Sheesh, did this guy learned any discipline?" Spike asked.

Boomstick: Which almost came to an end when he and his master got drunk and made fun of some random guy's ponytail. Turns out this random guy just so happened to be a superpowered immortal mercenary, who then murdered his master. Remember kids, sticks and stones may break your bones, but words should never be used against a tree-surfing murderer!

"Yeah, you also forgot to mention that he can KILL a guy with his FUCKING TONGUE!" Flash pointed out while freaking out about it.

"I wonder if he licks on ice-cream fast too?" Pinkie asked.

"Better not know the answer to that." Twilight said.

Wiz: From that day forward, Mr. Satan swore he would never fight anyone whose identity was a secret or who seemed out of his league.

"Seeing his master killed by the mercenary really made him scared." Applejack could only imagine how this Master was to Hercule before his death.

Boomstick: Seemed to forget about that when Cell showed up. Anyway, somewhere along the line, Mr. Satan married a lady named Miguel, and after a round or two in the ovarian ring, had a daughter. Oh, and then his wife died.

Wiz: Wow, come on Boomstick, show some tact.

"Yes, surely Hercule is still sadden with the loss on the inside." Rarity nodded.

Wiz: Despite his grief, Mr. Satan never let his loss interrupt his... lifestyle.

"Like I said, on the inside." Rarity said.

FIGHTING STYLE

Philosophy includes: Daily training, Pushing one's limits, "Having a wild time all the time"

Dynamite Kick

Megaton Punch

Can use Rapid Movement Technique

Highly skilled at deception: Faking stomach aches, Playing off mistakes as intentional strategies

Boomstick: He filled the hole in his life the only way he knew how: with more martial arts! He mastered techniques like his Dynamite Kick and his Megaton Punch, which sounds like they would make you explode or something epic like that...

Wiz: Buuuut they're actually just regular kicks and punches. He really only named them so he could scream awesome words while fighting. Hey, this is anime after all.

Boomstick: I feel more than a little underwhelmed by this guy right now.

"Famous guys like him just want to make themselves sound louder for everybody to hear." Twilight stated.

"Which means he's never taken things seriously." Sunset sighed.

Wiz: Well, Mr. Satan's techniques were enough for him to legitimately win the 24th World Martial Arts Tournament, becoming the champion of the world and the chosen savior to battle Cell. But, we already know how that went.

Showing the scene of Cell slapping Hercule away.

"I actually thought it was funny." Rainbow Dash admitted.

Boomstick: Heh, I could watch that over and over... In fact...

Playing the same scene again for six more times which causes Rainbow Dash and Pinkie to laugh more than the others.

"Okay, that was pretty funny." Sunset said.

Boomstick: Heh heh heh. Get away from me, bitch.

Wiz: Mr. Satan actively avoids fighting people who clearly outclass him, mostly to save his own reputation.

Boomstick: The first time he saw people flying and shooting beams out of their hands, he thought it was a bunch of cheap tricks and pyrotechnics. Even after seeing the most epic Kamehameha beam struggle of all time, he still denied everything.

"Seriously?" Flash asked.

Hercule: It's a trick! It's all a trick, I swear! Someday I'll bring it all to light! I will!

Caroni: I can't believe that you're still saying that!

"He knows its true, but pride is refusing to let him admit it." Applejack stated.

Boomstick: But just in case he finds himself in over his head, Mr. Satan is packing an assortment of capsules containing jetpacks, disguised explosives, and even missile launchers. Man, if those existed in real life... it'd be a TSA nightmare.

"But they would be very helpful to carry things around." Twilight said, imaging all the heavy things that would take construction machines and other heavy vehicles to carry other heavy things in smaller packages.

Wiz: If there's anything he's good at, it's public performance. He often weasels his way out of dangerous scenarios with lame excuses like faking stomachaches, and somehow the entire world buys his crap every single time.

Hercule: I did it! For years I've been trying to perfect a variation of the Megaton Punch that uses latent energy that causes a delayed reaction to catch my opponent off guard!

The crowd cheers except for the Z-Warriors and their families.

"Those people are too into this guy." Fluttershy commented.

Boomstick: When in doubt, work the crowd. I love all of you!

Wiz: Who are you talking to?

Boomstick: Every. Single. One of you. Like and subscribe!

"Keep that to yourself." Rarity not interested in Boomstick's "love".

Wiz: Mr. Satan is a master of deception, an excellent actor, and a complete fraud.

"We can see that." Spike said.

Feats

Can pull four tour buses by himself (Applejack impressed with that strength)

Ripped three phone books at once

Ran behind a gunman faster than his eye could see (Rainbow Dash was a little impress)

Won the World Martial Arts tournament up to 26 times... most of the time by cheating

Cell hit him into a cliff and merely hit his head a little (Everyone laughs at that again)

Wiz: Still, he is strong enough to rip three phone books in half and pull four buses by himself. And once, he actually moved faster than the untrained eye can see... but forgot bullets move fast, too.

Boomstick: Well, if I have to say something nice about the guy... at least he's not Yamcha.

"Though I bet this Yamcha guy is stronger than Hercule." Flash guessed.

Wiz: Mr. Satan has won the Martial Arts Tournament of Worlds 26 times, although only one of them was legitimate.

Boomstick: Yeah, the other times he rigged it by having Mr. Buu kick everyone's ass and then lose to him on purpose.

"That pink guy doesn't look tough." Applejack commented.

Wiz: Still it's pretty impressive that he managed to befriend one of the most dangerous and untamed monsters in the Dragon Ball universe.

"Oh dang…!" Applejack shocked.

"Fear the color pink!" Pinkie said, a little spooky tone.

Boomstick: Oh, and one time he convinced the whole world's population to stick their hands in the air and then wave them around like they just don't care... but whatever.

Wiz: Boomstick, that saved the world.

Boomstick: Meh.

"Well, whaddya know, he actually did something great outside of lies." Applejack said, finding some respect for Hercule now.

Wiz: Mr. Satan is motivated by three things: money, fame, and his daughter, who he seems to prize above all else.

"Aw, that's a very sweet thing for a father to care for his daughter." Fluttershy smiled.

"I know that feeling." Flash rolled his eyes smiling, remembering how his mom would love him a lot.

Boomstick: He may be a bit of a con artist, but no matter what he's up against, Mr. Satan finds a way to rise above his fears through his own bravery. Wait did I just say bravery? I meant thickheadedness and straight up stupidity.

"It's not like he's stupid enough to try flying on the first time." Rainbow Dash shrugged.

Mr. Satan ready himself to fly off from a high cliff while his dog watches, and he jumps off only to fall down painfully.

Hercule: Ow! The pain! Ow. Ugh.

"I have been wrong before." Rainbow Dash said while Twilight let out a sigh.

Dan Hibiki

Wiz: Conceptualized in retaliation of SNK's blatant ripoff of Capcom's characters, Dan Hibiki was always meant to be a complete joke.

"That sounds harsh." Fluttershy said.

"Unless he's a fraud like Hercule." Flash pointed out.

BACKGROUND

Born: November 25th in Hong Kong

Height: 5'10" | 177 cm

Weight: 163 lbs | 74 kg

Rumored descendant of the vampire Donovan Baine (Everyone believe that to be false)

Designed as a parody of SNK's Street Fighter ripoff characters

His gi was turned pink when he mixed colors while doing laundry (Everyone laughed at that)

Boomstick: Dan had no natural talent in fighting people, but his father Go Hibiki was a martial arts master with his own dojo.

"His father does look like the better fighter, maybe Dan wanted to be strong like him." Sunset guessed.

"Growing up with a father like that can make one man feel great in his life." Rarity stated.

Wiz: One day, Go's dojo was visited by Sagat, an enforcer of the crime syndicate Shadaloo. As an advocate of justice, Go refused to be intimidated by the crime lord and stood up to him the only way he knew how.

Boomstick: By kicking his freaking eye out! Then Sagat brutally beat him to death in front of his own son. That should teach you to mess with a 7'4" Muay Thai monster!

"Damn, losing a daddy is really awful." Pinkie said sadden.

"I know that feeling…" Applejack said, tilting her hat to cover her eyes while Rarity comforts her.

Wiz: It didn't. Enraged and distraught, Dan swore he would avenge his father's death. To do so, he sought out a legendary dojo hidden in the wilderness of Japan.

Boomstick: This thing is more elusive than child support to my ex!

"Like you can be trusted with handling children." Twilight said.

Ryu: Seems like the more time we spend here, more questions arise.

Ken: Yeah, like who the hell is Dan?

"Guess he wasn't a good student to be remembered." Spike said.

Wiz: Against all odds, Dan found it. He was trained by its master Gouken, the same mentor who taught Ryu and Ken such legendary techniques such as the Hadouken and the Shoryuken. Dan began the difficult journey of mastering the use of ki as a weapon of justice.

"At least he's serious about training to average his dad." Flash gestured.

"Yeah, but I doubt the training would last long for him." Rainbow Dash said.

Boomstick: Until Gouken expelled him because he just... just sucked!

"Told ya." Rainbow Dash said.

Wiz: Well technically, it was because Gouken didn't want his training only used for revenge, but, let's face it, he knew he was wasting his time.

Boomstick: However, Dan's determination for vengeance continued. He took the little he had learned from Gouken and ironically combined it with some Muay Thai.

Wiz: This became his very own martial art, the Saikyo-ryu fighting style.

"Oh, sounds powerful and fun at the same time!" Pinkie complimented while doing a few jabs.

Boomstick: Unfortunately, while that sounds awesome, it didn't really work out...

"Somehow, I'm not surprise." Sunset said.

SAIKYO FIGHTING STYLE

Means "Strongest Style"

A mixture of Muay Thai and Ansatsuken

Gadoken "Self Way Fist"

Shinku Gadoken "Quaking Air Self Way Fist"

Koryuken "Dazzling Dragon Fist"

Koryu Rekka "Dazzling Dragon Violent Fire"

Dankukyaku

Hissho Buraiken

Frequent taunting

Wiz: Dan's fighting style is... well... it sucks! It's awful! There's absolutely nothing redeemable about it! I mean he can use special moves like the Koryuken and the Dankukyaku...

Boomstick: Which are like the dollar store versions of awesome stuff like the Shoryuken and the Tatsuma... whatever it's called.

Wiz: Also, "Dankukyaku"? Did he seriously name one of his moves after himself?

"This guy, it sounds like he hasn't learned anything while training under Gouken." Applejack shook her head.

"Probably because he was focus on getting revenge for his dead dad." Twilight pointed out.

Boomstick: Yeah, he's pretty full of himself, which is why the Saikyo style's strongest technique is excessive taunting. He can taunt while jumping, somehow increasing his airtime, and somehow by focusing all his energy at once, Dan can perform a taunt so fearsome it will shock and amaze all who witness it... just by being the most worthless thing they've ever seen. This... is the Legendary Taunt.

Dan: Here I come! Hoyah! What's the problem? Don't underestimate me. I'm awesome! Woohoo! Piece of cake!

He constantly does rolls and poses until he jumps and lands to do an awkward thumbs up pose to the camera.

Everyone just looks at the scene with their face being flat and all, wondering how in Hell did Dan ever thought of doing that in combat.

"That man is so screwed." Rainbow Dash sighed.

"That was awesome!" Pinkie excitedly which shocks Rainbow Dash.

Wiz: Now, Dan can manifest his ki into a fireball projectile called the Gadouken. In a way, the Gadouken is symbolic of Dan himself.

Boomstick and Rainbow Dash: Yeah, it's tiny, pathetic, and doesn't last very long.

"Has he even done any serious training to himself?" Rarity asked, irritated of Dan being so weak.

Wiz: Despite this, Dan tracked down his father's killer, and offered to make his left eye match his right. In turn, Sagat politely offered to reunite father and son. The long-awaited clash of fists began, a clash in which Dan was bent on retribution.

Boomstick: Buuut— Oh shit, he won!?

"What?!" Everyone shocked when they saw Dan won his match.

Wiz: Yes. Dan finally found the recompense he had sought for so long and trained his entire life for... because Sagat threw the fight in pity. Completely unaware of his luck and now confident he was one of the strongest in the world, Dan founded his own dojo to, unfortunately, teach people his worthless martial art...

"Sagat must've regretted killing Dan's dad and wanted to make it up to him. That's nice." Fluttershy smiled.

Boomstick: Thanks, Sagat. Not only have you killed this man's father, but now you're ruining other kids' lives now, too.

"Yeah, thanks a lot, dude." Rainbow Dash thanked sarcastically.

Wiz: You'll be happy to know that not many students actually enrolled in his class, because he did not pay his phone bill and did not include his address in his commercial.

"Are you kidding me? Even I never forget my own home!" Spike complained.

"Someone really should've pointed that out before shooting that commercial." Rarity said.

Boomstick: Hehe, classic Dan. By the way, what's up with the pink gi?

Wiz: Well, it was originally white, but then he accidentally washed it with color.

Boomstick: Jesus Christ...

"Like I said, fear the power of the color pink!" Pinkie repeated while doing some karate poses.

"You do pull off the color better than Dan." Flash complimented, making Pinkie wink at him.

FEATS

Took a victory over Sagat

Single-handedly eliminated a group of thugs

Despite near-constant hospitalization, is quick to jump back to action

Can tap into the Satsui no Hado and execute the Raging Demon

Wiz: Okay, okay, making fun of Dan is fun and all, but let's be honest, he's not a complete pushover. He can take down multiple thugs at once and endured a beating from Ryu and Ken simultaneously. No matter how many times he falls, Dan will always get right back up.

"Despite the flaws, he's a tough guy. I can take it." Spike shrugged.

Boomstick: And remember how Gouken rejected him because of his thirst for vengeance? That's because Dan can actually tap into the Satsui no Hado! The same evil energy that transformed Gouken's brother Akuma into an island-smashing murderer.

"No fucking way! They have to be joking!" Rainbow Dash refused to believe that to be real.

Wiz: We're not joking here. Once, Dan did access his Satsui no Hado to use the dreaded Raging Demon. A move which obliterates the victim's soul.

"Oh, you have got to be fucking with me right now!" Rainbow Dash shocked as the others are.

Boomstick: Damn! If Dan could do it then I could do it! All right, watch out Wiz here it comes! Argh!

Boomstick is heard having fallen over.

Boomstick: Ah shit! Fell on my keys!

This got everyone laughing at Boomstick's unfortunate attempt.

Wiz: But more often than not, Dan's a klutz whose overconfident taunting gets him into trouble. He is his own worst enemy.

Boomstick: (breathing heavily) But even after crying like a baby from stubbing his toe, Dan doesn't let any of it keep him down for long. After all, who else will carry on the heroic legacy of Go Hibiki?

Dan: Koryuken! (gets KO'd by Blanka) Father!

"Something tells me his dad would only be disappointed in him." Sunset said.

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEE!

"Okay, the battle of the losers." Rainbow Dash commented.

"I'm actually hoping for Hercule to win." Rarity shared her opinion.

In the stadium of the World Martial Arts tournament, the crowd is cheering as the announcer gets on the mic.

Announcer: For our next round, our beloved savior of mankind, Hercule Satan!

Hercule enters the ring and throws his robe off. He then proceeds to hold up his champion belt and listen to the crowd cheer.

Hercule: Yeah!

"Yeah, show off that you have the people love you." Rainbow Dash mocked a little.

"Well, he's not exactly a total fraud." Flash said.

Announcer: And the challenger, the infamous creator of the Saikyo arts, Dan Hibiki!

Dan: Woohoo! Here I cooome~!

Dan runs into the ring and trips on the ground.

He gets up and shakes himself off. The crowd goes silent with only one guy cheering.

Dan Fan: Woo! Yeah. Dan...

"At least he has a fan." Fluttershy said.

Hercule: Ha ha! Nice moves, Hibachi! How bout you ring yourself out?

Dan: You wish, chump! I hope you're ready for a beating!

"Go, Dan! Fight, fight, and fight like a silly man!" Pinkie cheered.

"Make that two fans." Flash connected himself.

FIGHT!

Hercule and Dan rush towards each other, pathetically trading blows with each other until Hercule gains the upper hand with some hits and knocks Dan down to the ground.

"Start of the battle and it's already looking lame." Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

Hercule: Ha! A weakling like you stands no chance!

Dan whimpers as he stands back up.

Announcer: It looks like Mr. Satan wants to end this quickly! Which of his patented finishing moves will he use?

"I don't think it's gonna end like that." Spike guessed.

Hercule: Dynamite Kick!

Hercule lunges forward with a kick.

Dan: Oh my god!

Dan quickly ducks in fear causing Hercule to miss him, causing Mr. Satan to land on his back.

Announcer: What's this? He's avoided the champion's most devastating attack!

Hercule: Uhh... Ha! I psyched him out! He'll be too terrified to throw a single punch!

But just as Hercule finished taunting, Dan throws out a series of punches and kicks knocking him to the ground.

"Not so terrified as you think." Fluttershy commented.

"Only when he was about to be attacked." Applejack chuckled.

Dan then proceeds to leap over to the other side of Hercule and performs his Legendary Taunt.

Dan: Woohoo! Behold the glory of Saikyo! Heya! Hoy! Hiya! Woya! Hiya! Woya! Ai!

Dan ends with his signature thumbs up as Hercule's jaw drops.

Hercule: Woah! Wow!

"Make sense he would fall for it." Rainbow Dash sighed.

Dan: And now, behold my ultimate attack! Shinkuuuuuu...

Dan starts charging up his ki, which has Hercule worrying.

"Will that even work?" Flash asked.

Hercule: (thinking) No, no no no! Is that what I think it is? What do I do?

Hercule is reminded of a certain Saiyan warrior when he sees Dan charging up.

Hercule: (thinking) I could dive off the arena! Say I slipped off due to my sheer muscle mass. He he. Yeah!

"Come on, man! Take the fighting like a man!" Rarity yelled at the screen.

Dan continues charging up.

Hercule: (thinking) Holy crap how long is this gonna take?

"That's what I'm wondering?" Rainbow Dash asked as well.

Dan: Gadouken!

The small fireball goes a few feet then evaporates with a farting noise. Cricket chirps start playing.

Flash and the girls started laughing at this, thinking that Dan may have gotten to do something cool only to end in failure in a funny way.

Hercule: Uh... yeah! Ha ha! I've done it! After years of training and grueling exercise, this pathetic phony's cheap tricks won't work on me! Ha!

The crowd goes wild.

Announcer: Astounding! Who knew the secret to countering such an attack was to act like a coward?

Hercule: Yeah! Wait, what?

"Ha! He called you a coward!" Rainbow Dash mocked.

"Bet that wasn't what he was hoping for his acting." Twilight said.

"Now he just has to actually win the fight." Sunset gestured to the screen.

Dan runs over to Hercule and tosses him over his shoulder, which causes Hercule's capsules to pop out revealing various weapons.

Announcer: What's this? Is it just me or has Mr. Satan illegally smuggled weapons into the arena?

"Oh, someone's busted." Fluttershy giggled.

Hercule: (thinking) Oh crap! My backup plans! I can't go out like this!

"Then why did you even bring them in the first place?" Applejack asked.

Hercule: Uh... what? I've never seen these before. Obviously, my challenger snuck them into my robe to get me disqualified! Can't even face me like a man!

Dan: Oh sweet, a jet pack!

Hercule: What?

Dan puts on the jetpack he had found.

"Should we be worried? I feel like we should be worried." Rarity asked.

"Why not? Jetpacks are awesome!" Pinkie smiled.

"Please, we can fly on our own." Rainbow Dash pointed out.

Dan: Time for the next evolution of my martial art! Ultimate rocket booster Saikyo of doom!

The jetpack starts up but seemingly doesn't go off.

Dan: Well, that's disappointing... ARGH!

The jetpack goes off sending Dan spinning out of control in the air, screaming.

"Thrusters delay, always happens." Twilight said.

Hercule: Only one more capsule left, but I don't remember what's in it!

Dan then starts flying fast around Hercule.

Hercule: (thinking) Gotta think of something fast! This guy's good, I can't track his movements!

"Probably because he can't fly right at all." Sunset pointed out.

Dan grabs Hercule and they proceed to punch each other while flying erratically around the arena, all the whlie bumping into Herucle's other capsules which reveals other random items such as a torpedo, a pirate ship, a shotgun, a Bob-omb, Rush, etc.

Announcer: What the heck- I mean what a spectacle! What could the champion be planning?

"He isn't, just trying to stay alive." Rainbow Dash said.

Dan throws Hercule to the ground and starts gaining control over the jet pack.

Dan: Oh yeah! I got this!

The jet pack then starts coughing up smoke and then flies off of Dan's back.

Dan: Ah crap.

Dan then falls to the ground in a cartoon fashion. He then gets up.

"Worse bellyflop…" Flash groaned.

Announcer: I can't believe it, folks. The match is still on! And Mr. Satan's limitless tenacity has worn down the challenger.

Hercule: Ah ha! Yes, that's right. I tired him out. Me! Mr. Satan. That was my plan all along!

The crowd starts cheering. Dan falls to his knees and begins to cry.

"And once again, they're eating at his words." Rainbow Dash exclaimed a little.

"Well, it's somewhat true. I think." Flash tried to figure that out himself.

Dan: What am I doing? I can't lose to this joker! I have to win! FOR MY FATHER!

Dan then taps in to the Satsui no Hado as Hercule turns around to see him looking a little different, like he's darker somehow.

"Oh snap, there it is!" Rainbow Dash gasped.

"Maybe Dan can win this!" Rarity surprised.

"Go, Master Dan!" Pinkie cheered.

Dan glares dark and angrily at Hercule then charges forward with a Raging Demon.

Dan: DIEEEE!

However he trips on the jet pack and trips into the cowering Hercule, which sends the latter's last capsule flying in the air.

"…Are you serious right now?" Rainbow Dash asked angrily.

"Should've known he would mess it up." Rarity shook her head.

Dan: Aw man!

Hercule then picks up Dan off the ground.

Hercule: Watch closely, you're about to witness the real deal!

Hercule then starts laying devastating attacks on Dan. Hercule then holds him up as he is about to finish Dan off.

Announcer: It looks like this is the end!

Hercule: Yeah, ha ha ha! This. Is. Over!

"Huh, you know, I think we're gonna have a non-death in this battle." Flash believed.

"I don't think so." Pinkie said otherwise.

The capsule then falls down and Dan accidentally swallows it. They hear it go off in his stomach and both are frightened.

Dan: Aw ma-

Dan then explodes as the capsule was revealed to contain a jukebox which starts playing the can-can.

Announcer: Whoa! I've never seen anything like that! He punched him so hard he turned him into a jukebox! It can only be the champ's new technique, the Karaoke Punch!

Hercule: (thinking) Oh my god, I can't believe that happened! Hehe... I need to change my pants.

Announcer: (*inaudible dialogue*) ...champion, Hercule Satan!

KO!

The crowd goes wild as Hercule celebrates on the jukebox. Meanwhile in the afterlife, Dan meets his father, who disappointingly rolls his eyes at the crying Dan before walking away.

"Okay, did not see that coming." Flash surprised.

"Taken out by a juice box, that's new." Sunset commented.

Boomstick: Now he can disappoint his father in the afterlife.

Wiz: Hercule Satan and Dan Hibiki may be pretty pathetic in context. But keep in mind: before the Cell Saga, Mr. Satan was a legitimate world champion.

Boomstick: Unlike Dan, who has only one confirmed win out of his name, and it was handed to him out of pity.

"Oh yes, the pity win for Dan." Rarity nodded.

"I wonder if Dan ever found out that he never really won that fight?" Pinkie asked.

Wiz: And Mr. Satan has proven time and time again that he is stronger than the average athletic man.

Boomstick: He once pulled four tour buses, which is nearly 60 tons, and then he punched through one of them! That's a sheet of steel right there! Dan struggles to throw a single guy over his shoulder.

"Sounds like he hasn't been exercising right." Applejack figured.

Wiz: Mr. Satan once broke through a tower of 19 tiles with a single chop and is the only character in Dragon Ball history to have fought both Cell and Majin Buu, and not die.

Boomstick: Think about that.

"I am, and I agree that Hercule is better than Dan." Twilight said.

Wiz: Dan's ki attacks were his ace in the hole, but in true Hibiki fashion, it amounts to nothing but failure. Just like the time he pulled off the Raging Demon, only to be stopped by a high school girl's backpack.

"Ah, so he is a completely idiot." Sunset said.

Boomstick: The "ki" to Dan's failure came from within.

Nobody but Pinkie laughs at that pun, but she also stood in salute to honor Dan Hibiki.

Wiz: The winner is Hercule Satan.

"Don't worry, Dan. I promise to carry on your legacy of the Saikyo style!" Pinkie promised.

"You can't be serious?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Oh yes, I am! I'm going to practice and train hard to become a worthy fighter of the style!" Pinkie said before she performed the Dankukyaku.

"You know what, I think you could do it better than Dan and surpass him." Flash believed, everyone else thinks so too.

Author's Note

KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!

That's right, Flash and the girls have just witnessed the fight between two silly fighters with the one in pink losing in the weirdest and stupidest way possible, and even Pinkie wants to practice the Saikyo style because I believe she can pull it off better than Dan and surpass him too.

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