Dante VS Bayonetta

"Applejack, doesn't my hair look fabulous?" Rarity asked while looking at herself in the mirror.

"It always does, don't know why you need to ask such a question." Applejack answered.

"She's right. No matter what your hair may look like, you're always the Rarity gem on the inside." Flash complimented.

"Oh my, such kind words. Are you sure you should be saying that when it's not directly to your girlfriend?" Rarity asked with a giggle.

"It's fine, Flash is just being the gentleman that he is. Plus, he can always let me know in other ways." Sunset snuggled onto Flash making him blush which Rarity and Applejack may have an idea on what she knows.

Flash press play for the next episode that will show them something a… dark and awesome.

Wiz: For some action heroes, it's not enough to just save the world.

Boomstick: They've gotta look good doing it!

"Stylish heroes, this I'm intrigued." Rarity commented.

Wiz: Dante, the Devil Hunter.

Boomstick: And Bayonetta, the Umbra Witch. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Dante

Wiz: Take a walk down Slum Avenue and you'll find all sorts of hangouts for the scum of the underworld. The Bullseye Bar, a random strip club, and even a run-down service shop called "Devil May Cry".

"My mom always warned me to never get myself involve in those kinds of parties. Something about ruining my innocent." Pinkie recalled that warning.

"I'd rather not think about those kinds of places." Fluttershy said.

Boomstick: But the services they're selling aren't like washing your car or fixin' your plumbing. Oh no! Long as you got the cash, this shop specializes in delivering demonic beatdowns. Who's crazy enough to try and make a living this way you ask? His name is Dante.

"Must be one crazy dude to run a business like that." Rainbow Dash said.

Background

Half-demon, full awesome

Mercenary, private investigator, and vigilante

Son of Sparda, the Legendary Dark Knight

Perpetually drowning in debt

Lover of red trench coats (Rarity finds that interesting)

Favorite dessert: strawberry sundae (Pinkie smiles for also liking that dessert)

Wiz: From the very beginning, Dante's life was always unusual. Born from the unholy union of a human mother and demon father, Dante and his twin brother Vergil had their first supernatural encounter at the young age of eight.

"Must've been a traumatize experience for them so young." Twilight felt sad for them.

Boomstick: Yeah, see, his demon dad was a badass who singlehandedly conquered the underworld and imprisoned its demon emperor, Mundus. But after Dad died, Mundus' minions felt brave enough to take some revenge, by slaughtering his family, leaving Dante an orphan. Bummer. Hate it when that happens.

Wiz: With his mother gone and his brother assumed dead, Dante was left with only one option: Become the ultimate demon hunter, and perpetuate the cycle of vengeance.

Dante: This party's getting crazy! Let's rock!

Dante struggles to turn on his jukebox until he karate chops to turn it on.

"Nothing a little muscle power to get things working, but very sad for Dante that he lost his family." Applejack said.

"It's never easy to some who have made powerful enemies." Sunset sighed.

Wiz: Despite the dangerous nature of his occupation, Dante always maintains a carefree spirit when dispatching devils of the underworld.

Boomstick: It's part of his charm. Hell, when you've got abilities like Dante's, why not be a little cocky?

"Depends on how awesome those abilities are." Rainbow Dash wanted to know what this man has got.

Powers and Abilities

Superhuman strength, speed, agility, and durability

Healing factor

Teleportation

Expert marksman

Proficiency with any weapon

Devil Trigger: Transformation which increases all of his attributes

Boomstick: He's faster than the mortal eye can see, strong enough to grapple with the underworld's toughest demons, and straight-up man enough to shake off being stabbed through the chest like every goddamn day!

"Does that mean he's immortal or something?" Flash asked.

"I'm pretty sure it's just a powerful advance healing ability." Sunset said.

Wiz: That's thanks to his regenerative ability. In fact, all of that is made possible due to his demonic heritage, and made even more deadly by his plethora of weapons, his favorites being his dual pistols and enormous sword.

Boomstick: Like any proud weapon owner, he gives his tools of destruction pet names. His guns, Ebony and Ivory, specialize in long-range shots and rapid-fire barrages respectively. These hand cannons are so powerful they can each obliterate demons in a single shot.

Dante shoots off Echidna's head without looking and she exploded into nothing but dust.

Dante: I think that look suits you better.

"One shot. He did that in one shot!" Rainbow Dash gasped.

"I'm not sure if my diamond forcefield can withstand that." Rarity was scared of being hit by one of those bullets.

Weapons

Rebellion: Magical claymore-style sword

Ebony & Ivory: Dual semi-auto pistols

Yamato: Katana capable of slashing through space itself (Sunset is curious about that)

Nevan: Demonic guitar with electric powers (Rainbow Dash would want that)

Pandora: Briefcase which becomes 666 different weapons

Lucifer: Backpack containing unlimited spike projectiles

Boomstick: Rebellion is a large, magical sword given to him by his pops, which can cut any demon down to size in the blink of an eye. He's also got his brother's sword, Yamato, which can cut through dimensions!

"Cutting through dimensions? I wonder if that could work on getting to Equestra as well?" Sunset became curious.

Wiz: Throughout his adventures, Dante also collected a wide assortment of additional weaponry called Devil Arms, physical manifestations of powerful demons he has defeated.

Boomstick: Remember Mega Man? It's that, but on steroids.

"Who's Mega Man?" Fluttershy asked.

"Probably someone who fought in one of these Death Battles, but not on the guy's favorite list." Flash guessed.

"Though its sure sounds like this guy got himself a boat load of weapons if they're using him for Dante in this." Twilight said.

Wiz: His armored Gilgamesh gauntlets increase his striking power, letting him shatter huge monoliths with a lethal one-inch punch.

"That's something every master martial artist can do!" Rainbow Dash looked at her fist, wanting to do something like that for a long time.

Boomstick: With Lucifer -the backpack, not the devil- Dante basically throws infinite lightsabers. He's also got an electric guitar, which is literally electric, ice powered nunchucks, grenade launchers, shotguns, and, I kid you not, a briefcase that can transform into 666 different weapons, ranging from a giant Beyblade to a flying turret gun. Where does he possibly keep all this stuff?

"You mean he really carries all that stuff around?" Fluttershy asked in shock.

"Oh man, what I would've give for a guitar like that!" Rainbow Dash smiled widely.

Wiz: Really, REALLY deep pockets. Or perhaps it's one of his Styles, abilities he's also acquired from defeating demon bosses. With Doppelganger Style, he can duplicate himself. With Trickster Style, he can teleport instantly. With Royalguard Style, he becomes a nigh-impervious dreadnaught, and he can even slow down time with the Quicksilver Style.

"So many abilities, it's like he's a one-man army!" Twilight was shocked.

"Well, he has been fighting demons for a long, maybe even armies of them." Pinkie pointed out.

Boomstick: On the rare occasion Dante feels he needs to get serious, he enters the Devil Trigger, a transformation which taps into his demonic heritage to unleash his true devil form. Devil Trigger dramatically increases his strength, speed, and healing power, and he can fly!

"Unleashing the inner demon. Wish it was better for me." Sunset chuckled, remembering back in the Fall Formal.

Wiz: Being so well-armed, Dante is more than capable of handling entire courts of demons on his own, although this doesn't stop some of his allies from joining in from time to time. This includes Trish, a demon lady who occasionally fights alongside him, and happens to resemble his deceased mother... Talk about giving somebody an Oedipus complex.

Boomstick: Hey, if I may quote an old family saying, "If she's not directly related, she's safe to be dated."

Wiz: That explains a lot. Luckily, and quite surprisingly, that avenue was never explored, thank God.

"Someone should take down that quote." Applejack deadpanned, not liking that quote at all.

"That would definitely feel awkward." Rainbow Dash nodded but couldn't help herself when she looks at Flash again. Thinking if they're really related but knew better that they're not.

Boomstick: Dante is a walking, talking, feat achieving machine. One time, after getting impaled by four demons at once, he pushed one so hard, it exploded and dropped a ceiling fan on the other three, all while eating a slice of pizza. Oh, and when their friends showed up, he challenged them to a game of billiards.

Dante fires a bullet from his gun to knock the balls into the demons, knocking them out cold.

Boomstick: He won.

"Remind me never to play pool with him." Flash was surprised to see how Dante used balls from the pool table to knock those demons out.

Feats

Runs fast enough to catch fire due to air friction

Stopped a punch from The Savior with his bare hands

Can be stabbed through the heart or shot in the head and brush it off (Everyone were shocked of that)

Defeated Vergil, his virtual equal

Barely fazed when hit by meteors (Twilight freaked out)

Has defeated the Underworld's most fearsome demons

Wiz: Dante has run down the side of a building so fast he caught fire, similar to a spacecraft reentering the atmosphere at approximately 17,000 miles per hour.

Boomstick: And he's even capable of taking out others just as overpowered as himself. like his brother Vergil, who was not dead, but evil.

"Looks like the brother felt different when the demons attacked." Fluttershy sighed, feeling sad that Dante's brother became evil.

Wiz: He stopped a colossal punch from this titanic monster without breaking a sweat, shrugged off bombardment by meteors, and eventually avenged his mother by defeating the demon lord Mundus, in space.

"In space? You mean to tell me that he is somehow able to not only survive being hit my meteors, but he is also able to survive the vacuum of space?!" Twilight freaked out.

"Huh-oh, Twilight's brain is overheating." Spike quickly pulled out a napkin and fans it to Twilight as she grabs her class of soda.

"Okay, okay, I'm fine…" Twilight said, but she'd still want to know about Dante being in space.

Boomstick: You may be asking yourself, "Can anything stop this guy?" (Pinkie: I do!)" Yes. Dante does have a limit to how much punishment he can take, but if there's anything that could take him down, it's his own cocky attitude.

Wiz: In the words of the ancient Chinese philosopher Laozi, "There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent."

"You can't always try going in without even being cautious of the enemies you face nor thinking you have the upper hand too much. That will end up being your downfall." Sunset stated.

"Like the Dazzlings. They almost had us, but we were able to beat them in the end." Rarity smiled of that memory.

Boomstick: I'm gonna have to disagree with old Laozi here. I'm pretty sure there's no greater danger than telling a woman those pants do, in fact, make her ass look fat.

"Oh, you best hope you don't get a slap to death upon even thinking about it!" Rarity was angered.

Sid: You bastard!

He runs at Dante and leaps at him, Dante aims his gun at Sid.

Dante: And jackpot.

He fires, striking Sid and ending him once and for all.

"Jackpot. I like that." Flash commented on that catchphrase.

Bayonetta

Wiz: From the angels of Paradiso to the demons of Inferno, there is a name feared by both the light and the dark, and her name... is Bayonetta.

"Fighting both Heaven and Hell? I don't think my mom would like that." Pinkie shook her head.

"But it would be badass to do so." Rainbow Dash smiled.

Background

Real name: Cereza

Height: 7'7" 232 cm

Weight: approx. 200 lbs. 90 kg

Her standard clothes are her hair (Rarity gasps)

One of two surviving Umbra Witches

The "Left Eye of the World"

Once babysat her childhood self (Everyone was confused on that)

Boomstick: To any normal guy walking down the street, she may look like your average seven-foot-tall gargantuan Amazon woman with good fashion sense, but Bayonetta is actually one of the last Umbra Witches, a clan of mystics allied with demon-kind.

Wiz: Named Cereza upon birth, she spent her early life growing up in outcast due to her parents being from rival clans; her father, a Lumen Sage, and her mother, an Umbra Witch.

"Oh, forbidden romance! Just like Romeo and Juliet!" Rarity found that romantic. Wondering what could be so wrong for people from different clans to love each other.

Boomstick: See, the Sages and Witches had one rule to follow: Don't make babies with the opposite clan, because according to prophecy, it would bring on the destruction of the universe. So naturally, it was only a matter of time before somebody couldn't keep it in their pants. Pulling out works every time, but the last time.

Wiz: You would know.

"…Okay, maybe romantic when he mentioned that." Rarity said.

Wiz: With the pact now broken, war ensued between the two factions. In the end, only two witches survived: Cereza, and her rival/future friend Jeanne. Hoping to prevent the apocalypse, Jeanne used a special dagger to seal away Cereza's memories and put her into a 500 year-long coma.

Boomstick: When Cereza woke up from her epic power nap, she took on her new name, Bayonetta, and set out to find her lost memories. Luckily for her, she had just the right weapon for the job: her hair!

"I'm sorry, her what…?" Rarity was shocked to hear that.

Wiz: As an Umbra Witch, not only does her hair serve as her clothing—

Boomstick: Which I'm having a really hard time deciding whether or not that's hot, or just disgusting.

Wiz: She can also use it to summon the demon Madama Butterfly to aid her in battle. This technique, the Wicked Weaves, creates portals for the giant demon to deliver devastating punches and kicks.

"Hair that can be so fabulous, it can also be a powerful tool of destruction against powerful foes!" Rarity gasped.

"Sunset, is that by any chance a spell that can make one's hair do most of that?" Rarity asked the girl from the pony world with big eyes.

"I used to study a lot with magic back in Equestria, but I never came across anything about using your hair as a weapon." Sunset recalled the study times back in Equestria.

Rarity felt disappointed as she really, really wanted to try making her own clothes with her hair.

Powers and Abilities

Superhuman strength, speed, agility, and durability

Witch Time: Dramatically slows the flow of time

Witch Walk: Walks on walls & ceilings in the light of the moon

Beast Within: Animal transformations granting increased speed, flight, and damage negation (Fluttershy would like that)

Blazingly fast reflexes (Rainbow Dash is impressed)

Proficiency with any weapon

Boomstick: Bayonetta can also walk on walls and ceilings with Witch Walk, and even transform into animals to fly, run super-fast, and dodge attacks.

"I always wanted to know what it's like to be actual animals. I would connect with them even more!" Fluttershy was thrilled with the idea.

"And you would be adorable too." Flash commented, making her blush.

Wiz: But her most useful technique is Witch Time. By slowing down time itself, Bayonetta can dodge practically anything while unleashing a barrage of attacks.

"Please, I can move so fast that everything slows down around me." Rainbow Dash bragged.

"Still would be a cool power to have." Sunset said.

Weapons

Love Is Blue: Four supernaturally powerful handguns

Shuraba: Katana which sucks the soul of its victims

Durga: Gauntlets which strike with fire or electricity

Odette: Ice skates which can freeze lava

Alruna: Whip imbued with poison (Rarity felt something strange about that)

Takemikazuchi: Hammer which causes earthquakes on impact

Boomstick: Bayonetta is basically a tall, sexy armory (Rarity felt disgusted). She wields gauntlets called Durga which attack with fire and electricity, a huge scythe that rots the souls of its victims, and a freaking lightsaber called Pillow Talk. She has a bow that fires poison arrows, a chainsaw made of dragon scales, a massive hammer that can cause earthquakes with every strike, and even ice skates which attack with ice. Obviously.

Wiz: But her most beloved weapons are her four-pistol set called Love Is Blue. Rather than swap between them like a normal person, she somehow manages to wield all of them at once by using not only her hands, but also her feet.

"Wielding four at once, and with her feet? How does she do that?" Pinkie asked.

Boomstick: How does that work? Does she have like, some kinda weird thumbs on her ankles or something? That would kinda detract from the hotness factor just a bit-OH MY GOD! She's covered in hair, and she uses her feet like hands... she's a monkey! MONKEY WITCH!

Bayonetta: This is awkward...

"She's part monkey, then I'm worried for you, Rarity." Applejack was concerned for her.

"I'm pretty sure it's not that." Rarity crossed her arms.

Wiz: I highly doubt that. She probably just uses some sort of magic. Speaking of magic, when Bayonetta wants to unleash her full potential, she triggers her Umbran Climax.

Boomstick chuckles. Rarity shook her head of the pervert thinking of something else that is climax.

Wiz: ...Which increases her strength and lets her summon Madama Butterfly's full unrestrained power. When fully unleashed, Madama Butterfly can shatter huge meteors by headbutting them.

Boomstick: Ah, climax.

"Will he ever stop with the perverted things?" Rarity asked.

"Probably not but be grateful that he's not here and bothering us." Sunset shrugged.

"I do like that demon woman headbutting a skyscraper. Must have a really hard head." Applejack was impressed with that.

Feats

Defeated Jubileus, The Creator

Headbutted a skyscraper across a city (Applejack was shocked that she can do that herself)

Threw a colossal satellite with her legs (Applejack was shocked that she has stronger legs)

Dodged bullets when they were instantly repositioned behind her

Fought her way through Inferno and back

Tanked a superpowered bullet to the face and was merely staggered

Boomstick: By herself, Bayonetta has pulled off some impressive feats. She's strong enough to kick military jets into the air, headbutt skyscrapers across the city, and even throw satellites with her legs in outer space. Oh, by the way, she can survive outer space.

"Oh great, she can also survive in space. Seriously, how do they do that? Is it a special ability or something?" Twilight asked.

"I'm sure there's a reason to that. I hope." Flash said.

Wiz: Using Witch Time, she was able to defeat this thing in only a matter of real-time seconds. Even without Witch Time, her reaction speed is astronomical! For example, when a Lumen Sage stopped time to position newly fired bullets about three feet behind her, she managed to not only turn and identify the incoming threat, but also dodge all 16 of them. Considering regular bullets travel around 2,500 feet per second, she must have pulled all that off in less than 1,000th of a second.

Boomstick: And then there's that one time, when she killed God. You know, by scissoring her hair with Jeanne's and punching the creator's soul across the entire solar system into the Sun!

"Guess that means there won't be a happy place for her in Heaven when she dies." Rainbow Dash commented.

Wiz: Okay, obviously Bayonetta's feats and abilities are absolutely ridiculous, but she is sometimes rather inconsistent.

Boomstick: Despite her reaction time, she's been caught off guard by enemies ranging from a half-god called Lobster or something like that, and even a plant monster that managed to grab her out of the air.

Wiz: But regardless of whatever weaknesses she may have, Bayonetta's achieved more than anyone could possibly imagine, despite being 100% human.

Boomstick: Wait, she IS human?! Dibs.

"Yeah, you got no chance with her." Flash said, thinking that Bayonetta would just push him away.

Bayonetta: All right, let's dance, baby.

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEE!

"Okay, time to see how two demonic figures duke it out." Flash said.

Dante arrives on the top of a very tall clock tower, which contains a chapel inside. He sees a tall chair in the middle with a small Bayonetta doll and picks it up to examine it. While looking at it, Cereza arrives (dressed in priestess attire) while holding a book.

Bayonetta: Another wandering lost soul I see?

"Whoa, she looks very nice!" Flash complimented.

"Dante seems to think so too." Sunset said.

Dante is impressed by the woman's looks and tosses the doll back onto the chair while walking over to talk to her.

Dante: Lost? Nah. I'm looking for something called the Left Eye. Care to give me a hand? Could be fun.

"Oh, she doesn't like it when the eye is about her." Pinkie said.

Bayonetta: Hmph, I see. But if you're looking for the Left Eye, that would either make you an angel...

(Music: Genocide - Devil May Cry 4, Capcom Sound Team)

Bayonetta holds out her book and Dante walks over thinking she's offering it to him, but she starts shooting at him. They both try shooting as she leaps over Dante and takes off her priestess outfit, revealing her true clothes. They both get into a gridlock after firing a few shots and she winks at her opponent, with the Left Eye flashing.

Bayonetta:... or a demon!

"That's one way to meet a man." Rarity commented.

FIGHT!

They both exchange blows of gun-fu before Bayonetta uses Madama Butterfly's foot to kick Dante to the floor. Dante quickly gets up. They fire more bullets, and Dante ends up catching one in his mouth that he spits out.

"Showoff." Rainbow Dash said but was impressed by that feat.

Bayonetta laughs as she avoids Dante's bullets while firing her own. Dante leaps high into the air to avoid as his opponent follows suit and grips him between her legs. He escapes her grip and the two kick each other backwards.

Dante lands as Bayonetta gets out Kafka and aims at him.

Bayonetta: Take this!

Dante avoids the arrows at first and then slashes them while firing more bullets as Bayonetta lands. He charges at Bayonetta with Rebellion. She dodges it and uses Witch Time.

Bayonetta: Too slow.~

She uses the slowed down time to land multiple hits on Dante with her hair and uppercuts him. She uses a Madama Butterfly kick to send him into the Iron Maiden, which closes and traps him while impaling him in multiple places.

Bayonetta: Mmm, what a disappointing finish...

"Is it over already?" Applejack asked in shock.

Bayonetta starts walking off, but Dante breaks out of the Torture Attack while brushing his shoulder.

"Definitely not!" Fluttershy said.

Dante: That all you got, sister?

Bayonetta giggles as she takes out the Rakshasa.

Bayonetta: Ah. Looks like you're more of a man than I thought!

"Is it just me or did that turn her on?" Flash asked.

Dante: C'mon!

Dante sends multiple energy waves out of his sword which knocks over multiple chairs in the chapel. Bayonetta dodges all of them and activates Witch Time for the last attack. She charges at Dante, but Dante activates Quicksilver allowing him to fight at her speed in time to counter her and send her back.

Bayonetta: What?

"That's right, he can also slow down time too!" Sunset realized; Dante's Quicksilver is the perfect counter for Bayonetta's Witch Time.

Dante: Haven't used this in a while. Still got it!

They clash their swords multiple times before Dante sends her back and kicks a chair her way.

Dante: In the money!

Bayonetta slashes the multiple chairs her way but is caught off guard by a chair that hits her in the back of the head, as a result of Dante teleporting behind her.

Dante: Ha ha ha! Jackpot!

Bayonetta: You're a naughty boy hitting a girl like that. You need to be taught a lesson!

Bayonetta takes out Arluna and clashes with Dante using the whip with Rakshasha on her feet.

"Yes, go and whip him into shape!" Rarity cheered for Bayonetta.

Dante: Ho ho ho! Now this is what I'm talking about!

Bayonetta: If you liked that, you're gonna love this. Avavago!

Bayonetta summons Gomorrah, which roars at the white-haired demon hunter. Dante salutes with a smug look as the large demon devours him. However, he isn't chewed up and opens up the large monster's jaw from the inside.

Dante: Phew! Your breath stinks!

Dante escapes from the demon's mouth and takes it down with a few slashes of Rebellion.

"So much for being dogfood." Spike shrugged.

Bayonetta takes out Takemikazuchi and tries slamming Dante, who blocks is using Gilgamesh. The blow sends them to the next floor of the building. Dante quickly activates Quicksilver again as Cereza sneaks up on him with a blow with Rakshasha and they both point their weapons at each other.

(Music: Find You - Max Anarchy, Akemi Kimura)

Bayonetta: This is where we part ways, love.

Dante: After you.

"Oh man, this fight is so good! What else could happen?" Rainbow Dash asked as she is liking this fight.

Suddenly, Trish arrives on the scene driving her motorcycle towards the center to intervene.

Trish: Dante!

"What the…?!" Everyone gasped in shock to see Trish being in this fight too.

"What is Trish doing here?" Applejack asked.

"I don't know, but I guess it's gonna be a tag-team battle now?" Flash was confused, yet excited at the same time.

Dante pushes Bayonetta back as Trish sends the cycle towards his opponent. Bayonetta stands there as Jeanne appears to kick the bike back at Trish, who slashes it in half with Sparda, resulting in an explosion and she strikes a little pose.

"Now Jeanne, I don't know what to expect anymore!" Twilight was shocked.

"Feels like this battle just got harder or something to describe this amazing twist!" Fluttershy said.

Dante: C'mon Trish, you missed!

Trish: Oh, don't be a baby. Let's finish her off!

The Devil May Cry team gets ready to fight.

Bayonetta: Jeanne.

Jeanne: Cereza. Having some guy trouble?

Bayonetta: Not to worry, I've got this one handled.

"Yup, a team battle is about to erupt!" Pinkie commented.

Trish: Wait, we're getting paid for this one, right?

"She's worried about that of all times?" Rarity raised an eyebrow.

"Well, Dante was here for a job to look for Bayonetta though I'm not sure if he knows the Left Eye is Bayonetta." Sunset explained.

Dante shakes his head and starts running.

Dante: C'mon!

Trish tosses her scythe at Bayonetta, who hits it back with her hammer. Dante then starts trading blows with Jeanne before Trish comes to assist him. She electrocutes Jeanne, allowing the two to perform a team attack on her.

Trish: This is gonna hurt!

As Jeanne's knocked back, Bayonetta takes out Chernobog which clashes with Dante's gauntlets. Dante takes out Agni and Rudra to slash at her before calling his partner.

Dante: Trish!

Trish: Bye-bye!

Trish jumps on the big scythe and kicks Bayonetta with an electric kick and clashes with Jeanne again, this time wielding the Angel Slayer. Jeanne tries slashing Dante who manages to punch her with his gauntlets.

Dante: What's wrong? Can't keep up?

Trish tries kicking Bayonetta, but Cereza turns into multiple bats and activates Witch Time to kick both Dante and Trish back.

Bayonetta: So close.

She nearly hits them with an uppercut from Madama Butterfly and almost stomped, but the Devil Slayers dodge that at the last second.

"Both teams are fighting really great, but only one will walk out of this!" Flash smirked.

The two Umbra Witches assume a stance as Dante takes out Pandora, which morphs into a missile chair and fires just as Trish uses Maximum Voltage. Bayonetta and Jeanne turn into panthers to avoid all the attacks and jump out of the window onto a falling clock. Their opponents follow suit.

(Music: Aesir - Bayonetta 2, Norihiko Hibino)

"Now their fight has taken outside and falling from the high building! Would either side even survive that?" Applejack asked.

"They might, but I think this is there the finally clash ends." Flash said with a gut feeling.

Jeanne clashes with Trish and her flying sword.

Jeanne: Where'd you get that outfit, a thrift store?

Trish: You're one to talk, that color looks terrible on you!

Trish levitates her sword to stab at Jeanne but misses.

Jeanne: Ugh, bitch!

"Oh, clashing styles of clothes can be just as deadly as clashing with swords." Rarity understood how these women feel when it comes to their own outfits.

Jeanne kicks Trish off the clock and jumps after her. Dante sees his partner flying off.

Dante: Trish, wait!

Bayonetta takes out Shuraba and takes advantage of the distraction.

Bayonetta: Best pay attention, boy!

"Now it's back to one-on-one!" Pinkie gasped.

Dante reacts in time with his Rebellion sword. The two demon hunters clash until Bayonetta teleports behind Dante. Dante teleports in response and activates his Devil Trigger mode. Bayonetta powers up and sends multiple Madama Butterfly punches at Dante, who blocks and dodges all the punches. Bayonetta then pulls her trump card by summoning the full Madama Butterfly, who charges up a powerful punch.

Bayonetta: Pretty or not... don't fuck with a witch!

Dante blocks the punch and sends a clone after the demon to kick it back. He then takes out Yamato and fires off one shockwave, which slices off Madama Butterfly's leg and causes it to fall on the remaining knee. Dante launches another shockwave, which passes through its head and sheathes Yamato, causing Madame Butterfly's head to explode. Bayonetta is shocked to see the demon go down.

"No way?!" Rarity screamed in shock.

Bayonetta: No! That's not possible!

"Unfortunately for you, Dante is the Impossible!" Rainbow Dash smirked.

The two clash with each other until Dante is stabbed by Shuraba, taking him out of demon mode. One of Bayonetta's Love is Blue guns drops to the ground.

Everyone gasp when they saw who is the one on the losing end.

As it turns out, both were stabbed with their respective swords. They step back, but while Dante shows no pain, Bayonetta is mortally wounded and falters back.

Bayonetta: Augh, not possible...

Dante activates Lucifer on his back. He throws the spike projectiles to the side and then upwards, all of which home in on Bayonetta and puncture her even more, leaving her screaming in severe pain. As she struggles to get up, Dante takes out a rose and gently tosses it at Yamato's handle.

Dante: Bullseye.

The moment the rose hits the sword handle, Bayonetta explodes into bloody chunks. The clock finishes falling down and Dante lands in the streets of Fortuna as he reclaims his swords and sheathes them.

Dante: How come I never meet any nice girls?

"I'm sure you'll meet the right one, Dante." Pinkie believed.

"If they don't get killed first." Applejack said.

KO!

Dante walks off with Shuraba still placed in his chest while Bayonetta's soul is dragged into Inferno.

Boomstick: Worst. Date. Ever!

"You call that a date?" Rarity complained a little.

Wiz: Yeah, they even lost their friends... I-I think? What happened to Trish and Jeanne? Are they still fighting?

"Yeah, we want to know that too." Fluttershy said.

Boomstick: Well, I'll show you how I think it went down in my new show: DBX!

Wiz: Wait, what? Did you actually do analysis on your own?

Boomstick: Heh heh, hell no! I'm just gonna make them fight!

"Is that something we should watch too?" Flash asked.

"Not likely since the package only came with the Death Battle show." Sunset said.

Wiz: Ugh, you would. In what actually matters, it's true that Bayonetta's satellite throwing feat trumps any and all of Dante's physical displays of strength. However, Dante edges out in every other category.

"Looks like strength doesn't win it all." Applejack sighed.

Boomstick: His arsenal matched and exceeded Bayonetta's blow for blow. Hell, even a giant demon like Madama Butterfly is nothing new to this demon slayer for hire. But most of all, Bayonetta didn't have many ways to actually kill him. I mean, the dude shrugs off mortal wounds every day like they were bug bites! Both can take a bullet, but unlike Dante, when Bayonetta's stabbed, it hurts! That's why avoiding attacks was her specialty.

Wiz: But she can only dodge for so long against somebody like Dante. Early in their careers, Dante and Vergil obliterated each and every raindrop in a 12-foot radius, briefly creating a completely open space in a rainstorm. Up to 30 raindrops can occupy a cubic foot on average, meaning they destroyed 108,000 raindrops in less than a second. Without any extra abilities or styles. Even with Bayonetta's absurd reaction speed, Dante striking so much space in so little time far outclasses anything she's had to avoid.

"Damn, that's the even faster than the fastest reaction time the avenge human can do." Twilight said in surprise.

"Meaning her other abilities and weapons wouldn't help close that wide of a gap." Flash added.

Boomstick: Even when she tried avoiding him with Witch Time, Dante's Quicksilver evened the playing field, basically making it useless.

Wiz: It was just a matter of time before Bayonetta suffered the fatal blow.

Boomstick: Well, you know what they say: hair today, gone tomorrow.

"Oh please, so bad…" Rarity groaned from the bad pun as she grabs onto her own hair.

Wiz: The winner is Dante.

"Okay, that's all for today." Flash announced.

"Man, those battles just keep on getting better and better! At least to some, but still good." Pinkie bounced to the door.

"I wonder if we'll see Sonic again, I would like to see him outpacing his competition." Rainbow Dash said as she and Fluttershy walked out of the house.

"Well, I'm gonna need something to take my mind on those two in space." Twilight left with Spike.

Applejack and Rarity are the only ones left as this is the time to make their move.

"Oh Sunset, Applejack and I were wondering if we could stay with you and Flash here for the night?" Rarity requested.

"Really?" Sunset was surprised as did Flash.

"Don't worry, we already informed our families about our little sleepover. We just have a special plan for the two of you." Rarity grinned as Applejack blushes.

Flash and Sunset look at each other wondering what those two are planning.

Author's Note

KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!

I've always been more of a fan for Hell and demons more than Heaven and Angels, Dante is also my favorite Demon Slayer for the most part and I was glad to see him winning this fight with style of demonic awesomeness.

Next chapter is gonna be a break from Death Battle as we're gonna see what Rarity and Applejack are gonna do with Flash and Sunset.

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