Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Battle Royale

“I wonder what the rest of the episodes are like?” Spike asked exciting.

“Well, we are only watching the ones the sender said are his favorites, so there could be more episodes than what we’re about to watch.” Twilight theorized.

“Kind of like making a list of your favorite sweets.” Pinkie said pulling out three cupcakes stack on top of each other from her hair.

“Sweets are always your favorite.” Sunset chuckled.

“Enough chit-chat, time for enough episode of Death Battle!” Rainbow Dash declared as she press play on the remote.

Wiz: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were grown from ooze and raised by a warrior rat in the sewers of New York to be the world's most fearsome fighting team.

“No way!” Rainbow Dash shocked.

“Turtles in a Death Battle? That’s unexpected.” Fluttershy commented.

“Not to mention there are four of them like free for all fight.” Applejack stated.

Boomstick: Lots of superheroes have some weird origin stories, but this one is plain ridiculous.

“Probably not as ridiculous as a girl being from a talking pony world.” Sunset said.

Wiz: Their greatest advantage in battle is their family bond and teamwork. But, on their own, which Turtle is deadliest?

Everyone became shock that these four turtles are family and are going to kill each in this fight.

“Maybe it won’t be brutal as we think.” Spike gulped.

Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

“Hold on!” Rainbow Dash paused the video and use her superspeed to run toward her house for a second then back came with her pet turtle, Tank.

“I think Tank is gonna love to see this.” Rainbow Dash squealed a bit.

Leonardo

The screen shows the first turtle wearing a blue mask and wielding two swords.

Wiz: Leonardo, the leader of the team is smart, strategic with a strong sense of honor.

Boomstick: Too bad he traded his sense of humor for that sense of honor. Too bad he traded his sense of humor for that sense of honor.

“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with honor, it just means you’re more honest and fair like Applejack.” Flash believed.

“Aw, thanks sugarcube.” Applejack blushed a bit.

Ninjaken Swords
2 ft. Long Blade
Designed for swift, deadly, offensive strikes
Also called Ninjato
Commonly referred to Katana
Invented by Hollywood (Shock to Everyone)

Boomstick: His weapon of choice is the Ninjaken swords. Shorter, sturdier and straighter than an ordinary Katana, and designed for swift deadly strikes! Out of all the Turtles' weapons, the Ninjaken is the only one specifically designed to murder people! What's better than one Ninjaken? Two, Damnit!

“Small but deadly, sounds about right for a ninja weapon.” Rarity commented.

“But it’s kinda disappointing that they weren’t made from Japan.” Rainbow Dash exclaimed while petting Tank’s shell.

“But it could be possible that the swords were thought of by a Japanese director.” Twilight said.

Wiz: In many timelines, Leonardo's the one who ultimately defeats The Shredder, though always with plenty of help.

“Talk back major destines.” Flash surprised.

Skill Set
Expert Strategist
Sword Master
Strong both Physically and Mentally
Serious Devotion to Training and Family (Applejack respect the family part)
Bushido Code

Wiz: As leader, he is usually the one with a plan. He spends most of his time training his body and mind under his Master Splinter's instruction and follows Bushido, a strict Samurai code of honor and duty.

“Nice to see Leo cares deeply for his family.” Applejack smiled.

“And I’m surprise that he follows the Bushido code since he’s a ninja.” Twilight pointed out.

“Maybe he just likes to be fair.” Sunset said.

“Oh yeah, what’s next? He killed a devil?” Rainbow Dash asked, joking a little.

Wiz: At one point, he even fought and killed a sort of physical embodiment of the Devil.

Boomstick: Giving Keanu Reeves a much-needed break!

“Oh fuck!” Rainbow Dash said with her eyes widen of shock and Tank is surprise that a turtle could beat a devil.

“Who the heck is Keanu Reeves?” Spike wondered, Tank is confuse by that too.

Wiz: However, Leonardo finds it difficult to accept failure. Should things go horribly wrong, his concentration can quickly slip away from him, leaving him sloppy and imprecise.

“Sounds like you when you’re under pressure with your studies.” Sunset teased making Twilight blush.

Boomstick: Leo doesn’t like to lose.

“Who doesn’t?” Rainbow Dash asked sarcastically.

Leonardo: Quit clowning you guys! This is serious!

Donatello

The screen shows the second turtle wearing a purple mask and wielding a wooden bo-staff.

Wiz: Donatello is the brains of the bunch.

Boomstick: He does machines!

“Oh, I would love to see what kind of gadgets he makes.” Twilight interested in Donatello’s machines.

Wiz: Right, Boomstick. Somehow, he learned to operate and manipulate both Human and alien technology without any formal education or budget whatsoever. He also speaks 100% fluent Techno-babble.

Donatello: The resulting intermit multi-polar flux should create the Electromagnetic Pulse!

Boomstick: What the hell did I just hear?

“Huh?” Most are confused except for Twilight and Sunset.

“It means he’s about to unleash a field that can turn off machines and other electronic devices.” Twilight translated.

“Like our cellphones.” Sunset added and the others now understands.

Boomstick: All that gibberish means he's probably trained less than the others, devoting more of his time for science!

“Well, you can’t get away without a little science in life.” Twilight said proudly.

“Except when it comes to fighting.” Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes.

Bo
6 Ft. Long Staff
Durable
Oak
Longest reach of all the Team’s Weaponry
Rocksteady’s Worst (Everyone confuse of that)

Wiz: Fortunately, his useful Bo Staff makes up for his lack of constant training. Durable Oak and Six feet long, the Bo gives Donatello far more attack range than his other brothers.

“At least he’s not totally defenseless.” Fluttershy said.

“But a stick like that isn’t much of a weapon at times.” Applejack pointed out.

Boomstick: The range is nice, but it takes a lot of time and patience to kill anybody with a stick.

“Like that.” Applejack nodded.

Skill Set
Level-Headed
Bojitsu Master
Master Technician and Programmer
Rumored IQ of 637 (Twilight is very shock of this)
Fluent in Techno-Babble

“No way! An IQ of 637, that’s impossible! No one in the world have an IQ that high, not even Writer Marilyn vos Savant and hers is only 228.” Twilight gasped.

“Can magic make you that smart?” Flash asked Sunset.

“I’m not sure. I never tried that back when I was with Princess Celestia.” Sunset shrugged.

Wiz: He's no expert strategist, that's Leonardo's turf, but Donatello's considered the most level-headed of the Turtles. Even with his time spent tinkering, he's still a very capable warrior, easily keeping up with his brothers and even killing the Shredder in an alternate dimension.

Boomstick: An ass-kicking nerd? I don't believe it.

“Never underestimate the power of the mind.” Twilight smirked using her magic to make Spike fly a little and back on her lap.

Donatello: Eh, I'm making this up as I go.

Michelangelo

The screen shows the third ninja turtle wearing an orange mask, wielding nun-chucks, and riding a skateboard.

“Oh, this one looks fun.” Pinkie said.

Wiz: Michelangelo is the youngest of the turtles. He's lazy, undisciplined and easily distracted. He spends his free time playing video games, watching TV, reading comic books, and eating pizza.

“Sounds like a couch potato if you ask me.” Rarity exclaimed.

Boomstick: That turtle is fucked up!

Wiz: What?

“What is Boomstick talking about?” Flash asked.

Boomstick: Come on, you can't tell me that that turtle is not on drugs!

“Drugs? Does mutation from an ooze counts as drugs?” Pinkie asked.

“I have no idea.” Twilight admitted.

Wiz: I don't know, I always thought he was dropped as a kid.

“That sounds bad.” Fluttershy concerned.

Boomstick: Okay, look! He has all the signs! Strange eating habits, inability to pay attention, incoherent phrases...

“Okay, I think this guy is misunderstanding the guy’s lifestyle.” Rainbow Dash said as Tank nods.

Wiz: Moving on, his weapon of choice-

Boomstick: The bong-

“I don’t think they would good weapons.” Pinkie pointed out holding a bong in her hand before throwing it away.

Nun-chucks
Also called Nunchakus
Overcomplicated
Looks cool? Maybe?
A Farming Tool
Good for Strandling
Obviously, Mikey Strangles Enemies Off-Screen

Wiz: No, the Nunchaku, isn't really a weapon at all. It's a farming tool for threshing grain. These "weapons" are unnecessarily overcomplicated clubs with the effectiveness of a tattered flyswatter.

“Come on, anything can be use as a weapon as long as you know how to use it and the imagination too.” Flash stated.

Wiz: Yet SOMEHOW, Michelangelo has been able to blunder his way through fights to victories he really doesn't deserve!

“Hey buster, does deserve those wins because he got his own awesome charm that none of his brothers have!” Pinkie snapped.

“Easy Pinkie, I’m sure Michelangelo has his own moments.” Rainbow Dash calmed Pinkie down.

Boomstick: He even beat Raph once.

“See.” Rainbow Dash said as Pinkie smiles.

Wiz: Sure, I get it. Swinging chuks around gives him momentum to hit with them, blah, blah, blah, but in the end, a baseball bat will give you the same effect and more with much less effort. Seriously, who came up with these things? They're preposterous!

Boomstick: You're prepostemous! I don't know.

“But I agree what you’re saying. Wiz just need to accept those chucks as Mikey’s weapons.

Wiz: And, for some reason, in all his infinite wisdom, the great master Splinter gave the most complicated weapon to the retard of the group. WHY?

“Because he’s fun and can make himself unpredictable.” Pinkie believed.

Boomstick: ...Mikey's not gonna win this fight, is he?

Wiz: He’d better not.

“Fucking jerk.” Pinkie glared at Wiz’s off-screen face.

Michelangelo: Ho ho, someone's cranky!

Raphael

The screen shows the fourth and final turtle wearing a red mask and wields two Sais with a scary angry expression.

Boomstick: Raph is cool but crude! Hell, forget crude, this guy's borderline psycho!

“Surely he can’t be that bad.” Fluttershy worried.

Wiz: Sure to throw the first punch, Raphael is certainly the most vicious of the team. He's constantly butting heads with the others and challenging Leonardo's leadership.

“That still doesn’t seem bad, temper I can understand from experience.” Sunset remembered how angry she can be at times.

“We all get angry, but we also know to control them to be better.” Flash comforted his girlfriend with a kiss on the cheek making Sunset smile.

Sai
A Dagger-like Truncheon
Used Against Swords
Primarily Defensive
Traps and Controls an Opponent’s Weapons
For Stabbing, not Slicing (Even Rarity can tell that much)

Boomstick: He uses twin Sai, which is like a combination of a pitchfork, dagger and Wolverine's claws.

“I don’t know about the last part, but those things are certainly dangerous if not use carefully.” Rarity pointed out as the others agree.

Wiz: Like the Nunchuk, they also humbly began as a farming tool but were re-evaluated to counter the oppressive samurai.

“Right, ninjas were originally normal farmers until they couldn’t stand the Lords ruling unfairly and decided to oppose them from the shadows.” Twilight recalled reading about that in a book.

Boomstick: They're best used as a close-range defensive weapon. The triple prongs are designed to block, trap, and control an opponent's weapon while using the pommel to beat the enemy into submission. Raph's Sai can even snap swords!

“So, both offense and defense. Sounds pretty cool.” Rainbow Dash commented as Tank agrees.

Skill Set
Vicious and Brutal (Everyone become worry)
Sai Master
Arguably the Toughest of the Team
Hot-Headed with Common Fits of Rage
Enjoys Fighting (That makes Fluttershy concern)

Wiz: Raphael is not exactly the smartest fighter, usually rushing into a brawl without a plan and just overpowering a foe. Because of this, Raphael spends much of his time honing his combat skills. It is very likely he is physically the strongest turtle.

“That means he’s the muscle of the group like Applejack.” Pinkie compared the two.

“Except I don’t lose my temper to every little thing.” Applejack mentioned.

“Yeah, your honesty is what makes you unique and special for any guy to fall for.” Flash believed making Applejack blush again.

“Does that include you?” Sunset teased.

“What, no! I didn’t mean- I was just complimenting her. That’s all!” Flash said while blushing.

“I hope Raphael isn’t enjoying fights too much.” Fluttershy concerned.

Boomstick: Also, this guy's in some serious need of anger management!

Wiz: He is naturally hot-headed and sometimes loses control of his rage. He is much more vicious than the other turtles and, at one point in the comics, even became the Shredder himself.

“Yep, definitely have problems.” Rarity said.

Raphael: Damn!

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Time to end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It’s Time for a DEATH BATTLE!

“Okay Tank, who do you think will win in a Death Battle?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Here, you pick one of these color leaves I made.” Pinkie held up four leaves colored in blue, orange, purple, and red for each of the ninja turtles.

Tanks looks at all the leaves and thought carefully then bite on the blue leaf choosing Leonardo.

“Leonardo, huh? Sounds awesome.” Rainbow Dash said as everyone else decided on which turtles, they believe will win.

In the sewers of New York, the turtles face each other, and they draw their weapons.

“Oh wee, this is gonna be intense.” Applejack believed.

FIGHT!

Leonardo goes after Michelangelo and both trade blow for blow. Meanwhile, Donatello faces Raphael block a few hits and attacking him with his staff as Raphael blocks them, and Leo backflips past them.

“Looks like the brothers seem even with the blows.” Rarity said.

“But it’s only a matter of time before one overpowers the other.” Sunset stated.

As Michelangelo attacks Leo, managing to land three blows in Leo but he counterattacks with a stab with his swords, then leaps over him and slices off his arm, followed by his head, then Michelangelo was decapitated.

“Aw… Mikey lost.” Pinkie said sadly.

“At least he tried his best.” Fluttershy comforted Pinkie.

“Yeah, who’s to say fun can’t always win everything.” Spike said.

Don and Raph continue fighting. Both seem evenly matched until Don got the upper hand with his staff landing more hits, Raph tries to jump at him, but Don caught Raph with the end of his bo-staff and throws Raph past Leo.

“Point 1 for the brains!” Twilight cheered.

Leo tries to attack Don, but the purple mask turtle dodges his strikes and leaps on a stack of crates and begins hitting Leo in the head with his staff.

“Looks like Leo is caught in Donatello’s trap.” Sunset noticed.

“Hope he’ll get himself out of there.” Flash said as he also votes for Leo to win.

Back with Raph, his eyes open and gets back up.

“Uh-oh, angry turtle on the loose!” Pinkie alerted.

(*Cues: Stars Align - TMNT*)

Raph leaps over Leo knocking the the crates down, sending Don flying backward onto the floor. In blinding rage, Raph proceeds to stab Don with his sai 24 times with blood coming out of the wounds killing Don.

“Dude! Overkill much!” Rainbow Dash yelled while Tank slowly move his head into his shell a little.

“Two or three stabs would have been enough.” Rarity scared of Raph.

Raph then face Leo, staring at each other for a moment. They both fight each other and Raph knocks Leo into the water. As Leo resurfaces, Raph jumps into the water. They both trade blows with their weapons. Both seem to be at a stalemate until Raph catches Leo's swords with his sais.

“Oh boy, Leo better hope to do something about Raph’s strength.” Flash worried.

“I’m sure he has a plan consider he’s the leader.” Sunset reminded.

Eventually, the sais break Leo's sword and then both stab the other. Raph, however, is stabbed in the throat while Leo's wound isn't fatal.

Raphael: DAMN!

Raphael falls below the surface of the water, which is colored red by his blood. Leo sits down in the water and looks at the sai in his body. Leo also had the look of sadness for losing his brothers this way.

KO!

Once the battle ended, everyone starts to feel sad for Leo that he had to fight against his own brothers and killing them in the end even if this is just a website show that never really happen to them.

“I hope Leo will find peace.” Pinkie blew a tissue.

“Don’t worry, Pinkie, despite how it ended. It was still a cool fight and Tank won with voting for Leo.” Rainbow Dash smiled at Tank who smiles proudly.

Boomstick: Woah-ho-ho, somebody call an ambulance! Or a vet, I don't know.

“That’s not nice, Boomstick.” Fluttershy disapproved of that.

Wiz: There is a reason why Leonardo is the leader of the team. Not for strength or speed, but for strategy. Leonardo understands the strengths and weaknesses of the other turtles. His biggest threat was Raphael's sword snapping Sai, so he attacked the weakest of the group first.

“That is a good strategy to use.” Sunset complimented.

“Yeah, take out the weak-link while the big red goes angry crazy.” Spike agreed.

Boomstick: This means Leo let Donny beat the hell outta Raph, who couldn't compete with Don's range. By the time Raph got his revenge, Leo was in way better shape for the final duel.

“Not to mention anger can tire you out when overuse.” Flash stated.

Wiz: And I can hear all the fanboys raging "But Raph won in the movie! He should win here! Nyah nyah!" No!

“Just because he won in one fight doesn’t mean he can win more than Leo.” Rarity pointed out.

Wiz: Four reasons. One: The result of the fight was specifically plot constructive, which is rarely accurate. Two: Leonardo absolutely decimated Raph in the fistfight beforehand. Three: Leonardo didn't want to fight at all. If he did, he would've killed Raphael right here.

Boomstick: Tilt the blade, slide left, bam: No more Raph.

“Yeah, that definitely looks like Leo would have killed him here.” Fluttershy started to see it.

Wiz: And four: That whole movie doesn't make much sense, to begin with. Why should this?

“And apparently that movie must’ve suck too.” Sunset wondered.

Boomstick: But hey, Leo can still die from that stab, right?

Wiz: Doubtful, for several reasons. Turtles proportionally have smaller vital organs and far more muscle mass than humans, meaning there's little chance Raphael actually hit anything important. Leo's actually been stabbed plenty of times in the series and walked away, and all four turtles have been trained in Chi Kung and can control their breathing and heart rate to survive extreme conditions.

“That definitely helps with being able to withstand a Sai stab in the gut.” Twilight nodded.

“Especially when their organs or smaller.” Flash mentioned.

Boomstick: Looks like Leo got the point of this battle.

“That’s one pun I don’t like.” Pinkie pouted.

Wiz: The winner is Leonardo.

“Man, family fighting each other like that. I don’t I could ever do something like that if I have siblings.” Rainbow Dash said.

“I don’t ever want that to happen me and my siblings.” Applejack said praying to always love Applebloom and Big Mac as they love her.

“Me neither.” Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie said at the same time, thinking about their siblings.

“Don’t worry girls, family bonds are always strong whether you’re blood related or not.” Flash repeated the words his dad told him.

“I can ‘relate’ to that.” Sunset punned and remember the time when she used to look up to Princess Celestia as a mom.

Author's Note

KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!

The Battle Royale of the Ninja Turtles was great but also sad with family killing each other, which is why it’s always important to love your family no matter what and enjoy the time you have with them. Tank also thinks the battle was cool and was right for choosing Leo to win, he’ll be here on the next chapter when Leo fights again.

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