Deadpool VS Pinkie Pie

"Now, to let in our special guest!" Pinkie skipped over to the window.

"You invited someone over?" Flash asked.

"Oh, you betcha! I know you guys exactly have the best opinion when he talked to us in his first Death Battle appearance, but he's really a fun-loving guy once you get to know him. I have!" Pinkie stated.

"Pinkie, who are you talking about?" Applejack asked.

"Silly, I'm talking about…" Pinkie paused for dramatic effort as she opens the window.

"Deadpool is in the house!" Deadpool jumped through the window and struck a hero pose.

"WHAAAAAAAT?!" Most of the group were shocked.

"That's right, I'm here and I'm going to watch with you guys on the next Death Battle episode that is going to be really awesome!" Deadpool grinned under his mask as Pinkie jumps onto him from behind with a smile.

"Please tell me this is just a dream." Twilight begged.

"Nope, I'm here to rub it in your faces even though we're only words in this fanfic story, but who gives a fuck!" Deadpool laughed while pressing his finger on Twilight's nose.

"This is so going to be fun with the two of us here for this Death Battle episode!" Pinkie squealed.

Deadpool and Pinkie sat together with a giant bowl of popcorn and the latter used her hair to press the play button on the remote to start the show.

Wiz: Fiction has a very fragile set of rules. Authors should be wary, as one small crack can be enough to smash the boundary and send their stories careening out of control.

"He always gotta make things sound dramatic, doesn't he?" Deadpool asked.

Boomstick: Are we really doing this?

Wiz: We're really doing this.

"Whoa, that pink little pony looks—Oh fucking sugar cube, this is about you two!" Applejack gasped in realization.

"More like my pony counterpart, but yes." Pinkie nodded.

Boomstick: Well, here's Deadpool, Marvel's Merc with a Mouth.

Wiz: And Pinkie Pie, Equestria's peppy party pony.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Deadpool

"So, is this analysis going to be the same as the last one?" Fluttershy asked.

"Mostly, but they do bring in the new updates about the characters that comes back to Death Battle like if there's anything new to show and they also put in some different things they couldn't do in their previous debut." Deadpool explained.

"Like how DC keeps rebooting the Justice League dudes." Deadpool rolled his eyes at the Fourth Wall.

Wiz: Loneliness. Depression. Cancer. When you think of the Merc with a Mouth, these are unlikely to be the first things you associate with the assassin called Deadpool. Yet, before the red and black suit, these were the ingredients in the life of Wade Wilson.

Boomstick: Blah blah blah, we've been over this before. How about we just skip to the best parts?

Deadpool: Hold up, hold up, hold up! You just can't skip my amazing origin story like that! I have a movie now, so we have all this crispy new footage to use. For educational purposes of course.

"Yeah, you tell them, me!" Deadpool cheered for himself.

Boomstick: Wiz, he's back! Where's my shotgun?

"Still can't be killed!" Deadpool laughed.

"This is only going to get even weirder throughout this episode, isn't it?" Sunset asked, hoping that her head wouldn't explode.

Background

Real Name: Wade Winston Wilson

AKA The Merc with a Mouth

Height: 6'2" 1.88 m

Weight: 210 lbs/95 kg

Employed in U.S. Army by age 18

Favorite Food: Chimichangas

Has seen every Jackie Chan film and every Hi-Karate commercial

Boomstick: Wiz, he's back! Where's my shotgun?

Wiz: Just ignore him. In short, Wilson was a mercenary who developed cancer.

Deadpool: I had 34 tumors. They were literally everywhere.

"I'm surprised that you were still able to move your body like it was no big deal." Rarity said.

"It's a little more painful than you think." Deadpool shrugged.

Boomstick: So, the guys who messed with Wolverine picked him up, injected him with weird healing fluids, and turned him into a rotten testicle. Hey, that would've been a much better superhero name for you.

Deadpool: Whatever you say, Captain Bucktooth. You know as well as I do that I'm kind of a big deal, and I've always lived that lit, fresh, mercenary life. (Australian accent) And I even partner up with famous little Wolvie on occasion, (back to his normal voice) like when I worked with the... X-Force.

Boomstick: Where's your mute button?

Deadpool: I probably left it in the Savage Land after my dinosaur rodeo.

Boomstick: The Wh-what?

"You did what now?" Rainbow Dash asked in shock.

Deadpool: Oh yeah, check it out, I took a selfie. #nofilter.

Boomstick: Huh, would you look at that.

"Dinosaurs are still alive in your universe!" Fluttershy gasped.

"Yeah, some were on a weird island and others were made by mad scientist like the Jurassic Park thing, but more Rated-M!" Deadpool said.

Powers and Abilities

Healing Factor: Rapidly heals wounds and regrows limbs

Increased strength and speed

Enhanced reflexes

Master-class martial artist

Lethal with virtually any weapon: FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE, BABY! – DEADPOOL

Wiz: Speaking of Wolverine, Deadpool gained a healing factor from those experiments, which easily trumps anything the X-Man can do. He's strong enough to redirect a rogue helicopter, fights faster than a normal man can react, and is an expert marksman with virtually any weapon he touches.

"Oh yes, the amazing weapons I have!" Deadpool smiled.

Weapons

Dual pistols

Dual swords

Grenades

Bolas

Sais

Magic Satchel

Deadpool: To all my adoring fans (and mes) out there, you know what I'm all about: swords! I got 'em. They're made of this nano-ceramic fiber, sharp enough to cut through Spidey's webs, and right through his franchise! (laughs) Grenades, shurikens, bolas, and sais; all that good Naruto stuff. I got 'em on deck, baby. Personal fave though, bullets. I spread 'em like Santa spreads Christmas joy!

Boomstick: Are those Heckler & Koch Mark 23 pistols?

Deadpool: Yeah, but they can be whatever you want them to be, baby. (blows a kiss)

Boomstick: Oh right, you got the magic bag with the elephant.

Deadpool: Wait, what're you talking about? What elephant?

"Dude, you pulled an elephant out of nowhere during that one episode. How could you forget about that?" Flash asked.

"It's been a long time since I've done that, but that doesn't mean I can't do it." Deadpool moved his hand down and pulled up Cadance and Shining Armor.

"What the… How are we here?" Cadance asked in confusion before the married coupled were forced back down, disappearing.

"How…?!" Twilight exclaimed in both confusion and shock.

Wiz: After gaining his enhanced abilities, Deadpool's life only got stranger. He's gone on time-traveling adventures with the mutant Cable, joined the Agent X mercenary force, temporarily gained the Power Cosmic, and even got involved in a love triangle involving Death.

"There's another guy in love with Death?" Spike asked.

"Oh boy, that old thing." Deadpool chuckled.

Deadpool: Oh, that whole debacle? Okay, so get this: You know the Grim Reaper, specter of death and all that? Well, turns out she's this sexy hot skeleton babe, and she totally digs the Deadpool, but our Facebook status is still on "It's complicated" because I'd have to die to be with her, and then Thanos shows up to try and take her for himself! He cursed me with immortality so I could never see my boo again, but he later took the curse back because he really wanted to kill me, but he can't, because then I'd win, and he knows it.

Boomstick: And I thought I had issues.

Deadpool: Sucks to be a galactic lord! Pretty good for a Vancouver Canadian, right?

"I think you need a break from dating Death. And making galactic lord angry." Sunset advised.

Deadpool: Fuck you, bacon hair.

Feats

Regularly shrugs off wounds

Infiltrated Latveria & defeated 12 Doombots

Defeated 100 ninjas while on the phone

Pulled a rogue midair helicopter

Defeated Wolverine, Taskmaster, & the Hulk

Biggest opening weekend for an R-rated film ever ($132.7 million!) (Everyone was shocked on that)

Wiz: Deadpool may be effective as a wisecracking merc, but when he gets serious, he becomes nigh-unstoppable, as far as super-enhanced, cancer-ridden assassins go. He's gone toe-to-toe against Captain America, infiltrated Doctor Doom's country of Latveria, and defeated a horde of 100 ninjas while talking on the phone.

Boomstick: Even if you could top that fighting skill, Deadpool's healing factor puts him on a whole 'nother level. It's let him dive head-first out of a moving plane, survive the friggin' Chrysler Building falling on top of him, stroll right out of nuclear explosions, and even regenerated from being turned into a puddle!

"Even if you are like a man-child, you do have your moments." Rarity admitted.

"Aw, thanks!" Deadpool said.

"But you still have flaws that not even your immortality can overcome." Twilight stated.

Boomstick: Though, that same healing factor is also part of Deadpool's biggest weakness.

Deadpool: Hey, you dissing me, bub?

Wiz: No, Boomstick actually has a pretty good point. Years of immortality has let you get away with being sloppy in your approach, which allows a clever enough opponent to gain an upper hand, like this.

A pencil shows up out of nowhere and begins to erase Deadpool.

Deadpool: Hey, w-what, hey, hey, what's that? What're you doing!? No, you monsters! I won't go the way of Amazing Spider-Man!

"No! Hold on me! I promise I'll carry on your legacy!" Deadpool cried.

Deadpool: Avenge me, me from outside the TV. AVENGE ME!

Wiz: Oh, quit whining, you'll be back.

Deadpool: NOOO!

The pencil finishes erasing Deadpool.

Boomstick: Since when could you do that?

Wiz: It's been two years since our last Deadpool episode. I've had plenty of prep time.

"Do you think he'll teach me that?" Twilight asked.

"You won't even get the chance!" Deadpool pointed his gun at Twilight making her spook, but Pinkie quickly replaces it with a ballon bowl full of nachos.

"Now, now, let just focus on the fun… Like watching pony me getting introduce!" Pinkie was excited.

Pinkie Pie

Wiz: The land of Equestria, a magical kingdom full of rolling plains, beautiful mountain ranges, and rainbows. A place where you just can't help but be happy... Unless you happen to live on a rock farm.

Boomstick: The hell's a rock farm? Like, a quarry?

Wiz: No-no-no. They literally farm rocks. For these ponies, rocks were their life. They harvested rocks, they sculpted rocks, they played with rocks, they built their homes from rocks, they even ate rocks.

"The shit… Is really a thing in Equestria?" Deadpool asked Sunset.

"I'm not sure, I never been to a rock farm, but I heard that there are at least two rock farms." Sunset recalled studying a little about rock farms.

Boomstick: Well, one pony on this farm wasn't quite as rock crazy as the rest of her family.

"Oh! That's me!" Pinkie smiled widely.

Boomstick: Oh no, she's a whole 'nother level of crazy. This is Pinkamina Diane Pie. Just call her Pinkie Pie.

"Oh my cupcake… I'm the cutest pony ever!" Pinkie shouted with joy.

Background

Real Name: Pinkamena Diane Pie

AKA Super Party Pony Pinkie Pie

Height: Approx. 4'/1.20 m

Weight: N/A

Birthplace: Rock Farm, Equestria

Element of Harmony: Laughter

Best party planner in Equestria (Everyone knows that with human Pinkie Pie)

Really likes Chimicherrychangas

Wiz: One day, chipping away in the grueling rock fields as always, Pinkie witnessed something that would change her life forever.

Boomstick: Colors!

Wiz: The very sight of this unprecedented explosion of color, which originated from Rainbow Dash's first legendary Sonic Rainboom, instantly brought Pinkie the most joy she had ever felt in her life. Brimming with happiness, she wanted to share her newfound jubilation with her grim-faced family.

"Like what, make a party out of colorful rainbow rocks?" Deadpool asked.

"No rocks, but they still smile!" Pinkie smiled.

Boomstick: So, she stayed up all night organizing a surprise party. It was so off the chain, that it made them all smile for the first time, which was actually quite horrifying.

"Hey! My family's smiles are great for their first time!" Pinkie glared.

"Even though they do look a little creepy." Spike whispered.

Wiz: That's when Pinkie finally realized that her life's mission was meant to bring joy to all.

Boomstick: Wait, what's that thing on her butt?

Wiz: Oh, that's a cutie mark. Every pony gets one when they discover their calling in life.

"That look just like the balloons on my shirt!" Pinkie noticed this as she looks at her shirt and at her pony-self's cutie mark.

Boomstick: Oh, I got one of those! After I found out alcohol and guns were my calling, I woke up and found a beer bottle crossed with two shotguns on my left butt cheek.

Wiz: Boomstick, that's a tattoo. You don't remember it because you passed out drunk in the parlor chair.

"Which means you should all get tattoos on your butt cheeks to have your own cutie marks!" Deadpool suggested.

"Huh, no thanks. We're good!" Flash turned down, not wanting Deadpool to give him a tattoo.

Boomstick: But booze and weapons do define my life, don't they?

Wiz: Well, sure, but...

Boomstick: Then it's fate.

"A fate to be a complete fool." Rarity stated and Deadpool yelled "HA!" to that.

Boomstick: Anyway, now that she had something better to do than farm rocks for a living, Pinkie left home and ended up in Ponyville. She landed a job and bed at the Sugarcube Corner bakery and set out to befriend every single pony in town, usually with a welcoming song and dance.

Pinkie starts up a music wagon.

Pinkie: Welcome, welcome, welcome, a fine welcome to you! Welcome, welcome, welcome, Death Battle, how do you do?

"No way…" Rainbow Dash gasped.

"Don't tell me…" Twilight felt a bit scared.

Boomstick: Wait, what the- How does it know, Wiz?!

"Silly-billy, it should be obvious." Pinkie smirked.

Pony-Pinkie: You got that right, me!

Wiz: I guess now's as good a time as any to mention that Pinkie Pie also sees past the fourth wall.

"Does that mean…?" Flash looked over to Pinkie who just gave him a wink with her tongue sticking out.

Pinkie: Sorry, did I interrupt you guys?

Boomstick: Nah, we were just trying to do a show, but yeah, by all means, tell 'em about yourself while I go grab a beer.

"Oh, you get annoyed when I do the talking, but you're okay with the pink girl. So rude." Deadpool shook his head.

Pinkie: Well, I can sing, I can dance, I throw the bestest parties, I can—

Boomstick: No, no, no. (He opens a beer) The awesome stuff! Give 'em something lethal!

"Hey! I wanted to hear more about what pony-me does!" Pinkie complained.

Pony-Pinkie: Don't worry, we'll have Fourth Wall video chats later.

Pony-Pinkie: As for Boomstick, I'd never hurt anyone! Well, unless it's an evil, shapeshifting Changeling. That's why I never leave home without my Party Cannon!

Weapons

3 Z Party Cannons: Streamer & Confetti Ammo. Bubblegum Cake Batter Ammo. Live Cannon Ammunition. Can launch herself

Assorted pies, cakes, cupcakes

Hooves

Hammerspace

Pony-Pinkie: Usually, this beauty can set up an entire party in a single shot, but when things get tough, I use it to smother my enemies in bubbles of cake batter. It's my own recipe, wanna try some bubble gum cupcakes? They're fresh and sticky!

Boomstick: Eh, I'm good.

"I would!" Deadpool said, and Pony-Pinkie handed him on bubblegum cupcake from the TV.

"How…?!" Twilight exclaimed in shock again.

Pony-Pinkie: Okay. Also, I think one time, my Party Cannon blew up half a building! But that totally wasn't my fault!

"Good thing you're always careful with your own." Applejack was relieved.

"Yeah, careful…" Pinkie chuckled nervously as she shifts her eyes side-to-side a little.

Powers and Abilities

Pinkie Sense: Predicts immediate future

Comic stretchability

Limb duplication

Super speed & strength

Enhanced memory

Breaks physics and reality

Enhanced durability

Wiz: Uh, well, Pinkie Pie's Party Cannon is child's play compared to her own abilities. Her body seems to have highly elastic properties, allowing her to stretch impossible distances, inflate like a balloon, or, more practically, shake off hits powerful enough to send her through walls.

Pony-Pinkie: Bathtubs ARE dangerous!

Boomstick: On top of all that, her mane can morph into a drill and tunnel through the earth, she's fast enough to keep up with Rainbow Dash, and she can control the very laws of physics!

Pinkie slides back up a slide as her friends watch.

Pony-Fluttershy: So, um, do we walk back up the slide, or-or what?

"No silly, you can just take the stairs that'll lead you outside." Pinkie giggled.

"How do—You know what, I'm not even going to bother." Sunset sighed, stopping herself from questioning Pinkie's strange abilities before she gives herself a headache.

Boomstick: Even if you think you've got the upper hand on her, she's got her own Pinkie Sense that lets her predict oncoming threats.

Pony-Pinkie: The twitchin' means my Pinkie Sense is telling me that stuff's gonna start falling. Sometimes it's a bunch of random things happening in my body at random times that supposedly predict the future. I call 'em "combos".

"Just like how our Pinkie does." Applejack said.

Boomstick: Her Pinkie Sense is so precise, she can expertly maneuver through a collapsing skyscraper under construction, while saving four other ponies.

Wiz: Pinkie Sense? How about nonsense? None of this is scientifically possible!

Pony-Pinkie: Sometimes you just have to believe in things, even if you can't figure them out!

Wiz: No, I can't do that! Deciphering the impossible is literally what we do here!

"That's how I feel! I need to know how they work and how it could even be possible!" Twilight stated.

"Twilight, you need to breath and count to ten." Spike said.

Boomstick: What the hell's with all these ponies? Are they all like this? Why?

"You can ask the writers when they were letting out their inner child imagination." Deadpool said.

Wiz: Oh, this madness goes even further. Even if you were to somehow damage Pinkie Pie's body, she can just reassemble herself on the spot! And no one can escape her. Not even Rainbow Dash. You know, the pony who can fly over 3,800 miles per hour?

"It's not so bad, at least I have a training buddy to help me keep my legs in shape." Rainbow Dash shrugged.

Feats

Prevented Yaks & Pony war

Defeated the Changelings

Resisted hallucinations with laughter

Survived Nightmare Moon's magic blast

Only survivor of trail to Yakyakistan

Keeps Windigos away by keeping everypony happy

Defeated Nightmare Moon, Discord, & Lord Tirek

Boomstick: Guess we should all be thankful that she uses these powers for good. With the help of her friends, Pinkie's saved the world several times, like when her group went up against a glowy horse powerful enough to move the Moon.

Wiz: Pinkie's spastic demeanor might make her seem like a hapless child, but she's actually pretty smart. She knows the names, birthdays, preferences, and locations of every single citizen of Ponyville by memory. She's so meticulous, she plans things out decades in advance from her secret, party-planning Batcave. She also frequently alters her own personal gravity, without having to affect the world around her. By inexplicably changing physics like this, Pinkie Pie is theoretically capable of, well, just about anything.

Boomstick: Okay, for a peppy pink pony, this filly is actually kinda scary. Only way it could get any worse is if there were a whole army of Pinkie Pies.

"You just had to say something!" Pinkie giggled, swaying her head a little.

Pony-Pinkie: Heh, funny you should say that.

Several Pinkie clones begin to storm the screen.

Clones: Fun! Fun! Fun!

Boomstick: No... no no no!

"The end is coming, and her name is Pinkie Pie!" Deadpool strapped on a pink hardhat.

Pony-Pinke: I can always use the Mirror Pool. My Nana Pinkie taught me how to use it to duplicate myself over and over and over and—

Wiz: Pony! No more, no more, just go back to Ponyville. You'll-you'll be getting a new visitor soon. Very soon! Like, right now soon.

Pinkie: (gasps) Really?! Oh my gosh, I can't wait!

She zooms off.

"Good luck, me!" Pinkie waved goodbye to the pink pony.

Boomstick: Well, good thing she's easily distracted. She may be some weird, ultra-powerful cartoon being, but she's anything but a fighter.

Wiz: What's more, she can be emotionally fragile at times. If her mood turns negative, she loses her will to do the one thing she loves most: spreading happiness to every pony she meets.

"Yeah, that can happen… And I do NOT like it one bit." Pinkie sighed.

Boomstick: And like it or not, Pinkie WILL spread happiness to you, no matter how hard you struggle.

Pony-Pinkie: Isn't this exciting? Are you excited? Because I'm excited, I've never been so excited, well, except for the time I went *gasps* but I mean—

"Hey, she was talking!" Pinkie yelled.

"Easy, Pinkie. Let just see how the fight will go." Flash calmed her down.

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEE!

On a bright and sunny day in Ponyville near Sweet Apple Acres, Deadpool suddenly is teleported high above the Everfree Forest.

"Hey, that was ma family's farm!" Applejack noticed that.

"Yeah, yeah, less farming and more on us fighting!" Deadpool excitedly.

Deadpool lands hard on the ground and gets up.

Deadpool: Ow, dude!

Wade looks around his environment.

Deadpool: Oh, hello again, Death Battle! So, who's the lucky victim?

He then turns his head to get his answer when he hears a noise.

Deadpool: You cannot be serious right now.

"I'm afraid this is serious, me. At least as serious as it can get." Deadpool shrugged.

Pony-Pinkie is strolling happily through the forest and becomes ecstatic when she sees Deadpool. She quickly bolts over to him, which leaves behind a cloud of smoke that leaves Wade coughing. Wade slowly starts backing up when Pony-Pinkie starts talking fast.

Pony-Pinkie: Hi there! I'm Pinkie Pie! I've never seen you before? Are you new? You must be new! Prepare to be welcomed!

"Yeah, the welcome song!" Pinkie cheered as she is about to sing along.

Deadpool starts looking around when he hears loud music in the background and Pinkie starts singing the Welcome Song.

Pony-Pinkie and Human-Pinkie: Welcome, welcome, welc—

Deadpool stops her by putting his hand in front of her mouth.

Deadpool: NO! None of that! Shame on you!

"How dare you!" Pinkie gasped and then glare at Deadpool.

"Oh, I dare." Deadpool smirked under his mask.

Pony-Pinkie kicks Deadpool upward and sends him back a couple of yards.

Pony-Pinkie: I'm gonna welcome you, one way or another!

(Music: I Want To Live! - One Piece: Pirate Warriors 3, Hiroaki Takahashi)

"Slap the cupcake in his face!" Pinkie shouted.

"Show her how we have the sexy ass!" Deadpool said.

"Just when I thought this couldn't get any weirder." Twilight sighed.

FIGHT!

Pony-Pinkie leaps across the beam separating the two fighter locations and kicks Wade. Deadpool kicks her back to the previous area into a combo with Shoryukens. He kicks her back farther and brings out his guns.

Deadpool: I'm gonna turn ya into glue!

"You're gonna have to catch me first!" Pinkie said.

Pony-Pinkie uses her speed to dodge the bullets until Deadpool ran out of bullets and goes behind for a sneak attack, but Wade catches her before she can inflict some damage.

Deadpool: Gotcha!

"Ha! As if you could sneak up on me." Deadpool said.

Deadpool kicks her upward and sends her flying away.

Pony-Pinkie: I'll be back! Pinkie Promise!

"Wow, you really sent her flying." Fluttershy was impressed.

"Would you believe me if I say I never skipped leg day?" Deadpool grinned.

Deadpool: Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.

Deadpool then starts feeling the ground shake and an onslaught of "welcomes."

Pony-Pinkie clones: Welcome!

Deadpool: Oh what the-

Deadpool then notices the rating TV-Y7 in the top right corner.

Deadpool: ...heck.

"I hate it when that happens." Deadpool groaned.

"Even little kids are watching, can't go all cursing around." Pinkie stated.

Deadpool uses his katanas to slice through all of the Pony-Pinkie clones. He then reaches out of the video for the YouTube like/dislike bar.

Deadpool: Like Ryan Reynolds' senpai once said, MAXIMUM EFFORT!

He uses the like bar as a lightsaber and slices through the rest of the Pony-Pinkie clones. He then leaps up to attack the real Pony-Pinkie.

"No! The army of Pinkies!" Pinkie gasped.

"Don't worry, I'm sure you can still win this." Flash hoped he's right.

Deadpool: Ya a like this!?

Pony-Pinkie defends herself by grabbing a YouTube ad of Super Rad Raygun.

Deadpool: We're going viral!

However, Deadpool then suddenly stops the fight after seeing Pony-Pinkie using the ad as a shield.

"Thank you, sudden advertisement!" Pinkie cheered.

Deadpool: Deadpool: Hey wait wait wait wait wait whoa... You see those things, too?

Pony-Pinkie: Yeah! I mean, usually they're kind of annoying, but...

Deadpool: Say no more, tiny pink horse. On the count of three, say what your favorite food is. One, two three, chimichangas!

Pony-Pinkie: Cherrychangas!

Deadpool pushes behind the line separating the two in the video.

Deadpool: The heck's a cherrychanga?

Pony-Pinkie: Only the most delicious, most awesomest thing you've ever tasted! BAM!

Pinkie slaps a cherrychanga onto Deadpool's face. Wade is stunned.

Deadpool: It's wonderful...

"Yes, it's really wonderful!" Deadpool agreed while eating some cherrychanga from Pinkie who just made them.

Pony-Pinkie: Does this mean we're friends now?

Deadpool shakes the rest of the cherrychanga off of his face and hugs her.

Deadpool: Uh, best friends!

Pony-Pinkie: Wanna have some fun?

Deadpool: Oh, mercilessly!

Deadpool and Pinkie leap out of the video and onto the row of suggested videos, first entering Batman VS Captain America.

"Hey, what are you two doing? Get back to fighting each other!" Rainbow Dash demanded.

"Nah, they're gonna have some fun." Pinkie said.

Captain America gets surrounded by smoke grenades in the alley and throws his shield. A figure that bears a resemblance to Batman holding his shield walks up, but it's actually just a disguised Deadpool.

Deadpool: YAAAHOO!

Deadpool throws Captain America's shield right in the hero's face.

"HAHAHA! I bet Cap was really surprised by America in his face!" Deadpool laughed.

It then cuts over to the opening of Ken VS Terry. After Terry breakdances to evade Ken's attack, he is surprised by Deadpool and Pony-Pinkie.

Deadpool: Oh! Dance off!

The two start dancing with a beatbox in the background.

Pony-Pinkie: Yeah! Let's move it! Like that! Yeah!

Terry is too shocked at the moment.

Terry: Get serious!

The equally disturbed Ken then throws a quick Hadouken that catches Terry by surprise.

"If you wanted to dance with us, then you should've said so." Pinkie said.

"You do remember he and Terry were in the middle of fighting each other." Spike reminded her.

It then cuts to the middle of Amy Rose VS Ramona Flowers. Amy starts breaking the arcade machines when she tries to whack Ramona. The two are stopped by Pony-Pinkie's crying.

Pony-Pinkie: NOO! I was gonna play that one!

"Wait, what was that fight just now?" Fluttershy asked.

"That was a Death Battle from the original list, but it's not a favorite to the man meaning you won't see it." Deadpool explained.

"Probably because he didn't like Amy much." Pinkie raised an eyebrow at the Fourth Wall.

Deadpool: C'mon! I've found the jackpot!

On the YouTube menu, Deadpool points to an episode of the DEATH BATTLE Cast.

Deadpool: Look!

However, Pony- Pinkie is too distracted looking at the thumbnail for the episode Starscream VS Rainbow Dash.

Pony-Pinkie: Hi, Rainbow Dash!

"Please don't go there, I don't want my victory to be interrupted!" Rainbow Dash begged.

Deadpool: No, not that one, that one! Those are the guys responsible for sticking us in these battles in the first place!

Pony-Pinkie: You mean Wiz and Boomstick?

Deadpool: Oh no, I'm talking even MORE meta. I think it's time we had some REAL fun...

"Why does that scare me for some reason?" Rarity asked.

It then cuts to the middle of the first DEATH BATTLE Cast episode.

Chad: And that was the last time I ever made a waffle...

Deadpool and Pinkie crash through the ceiling, startling Ben Singer, Chad James, and Nick Cramer.

Pinkie: Ow! My tail!

"Okay, what are we looking at right now?" Flash asked.

"Oh, those three are the ones who created Death Battle. The two men on the right are Chad and Ben, they voice Wizard and Boomstick. And other guy on the left is Nick who does the writing." Deadpool answered.

"You mean we're looking at the crew of Death Battle?!" Twilight asked in shock.

"I thought Chad would be taller." Pinkie rubbed her chin.

Deadpool gets up and points at the cast.

Deadpool: You! I finally found you!

He focuses his attention on Ben...

Deadpool: The idiot with the stupid face...

...then Chad...

Deadpool: ...the idiot with the stupid hair...

...and finally Nick.

Deadpool: ...and the idiot who writes my jokes because he thinks he's funnier than me!

Nick: Well, I mean, I did write that one so... it was me.

"It sounds like they got you to fight again in a bad timing." Sunset guessed.

"Oh, they did." Deadpool nodded.

Deadpool: I just got one question for you all. Just one! Why oh why, would you pull me into another one of these battles... on my birthday! Come on!

Pony-Pinkie: Wait a minute! You didn't tell me it was your birthday!

Pony-Pinkie quickly snatches Deadpool away from the cast, leaving the three men confused at what just happened.

Chad: What the f—

We then suddenly cut to Pony-Pinkie using her Party Cannon and hosting a birthday party for Deadpool back at Ponyville, with many of its residents and most of the Mane Six (as Rainbow Dash is absent for unknown reasons) attending the celebration.

Ponies: Surprise!

Deadpool: Well, so much for the "Death" in "Death Battle" now, right?

Pony-Pinkie: Another happy ending!

The two laugh as the camera fades to black.

KO!

"Wha… That's it? That's how it's gonna end?" Rainbow Dash asked, disappointed that the fighting didn't continue.

Boomstick: What the... WHERE'S THE CARNAGE? What a cop-out!

Wiz: I don't... I- I can't... this isn't how it's supposed to be!

"Yeah, I am really lost right now…" Flash felt very confused.

Boomstick: I mean, I guess it makes sense when you think about it. Weren't you the one who said breaking the rules would careen out of control or whatever?

Wiz: Don't ask me, this wasn't my call.

Boomstick: Sooo... who wins? Who loses?

Wiz: Boomstick, I think... the loser is us.

Boomstick: F*ing pony!

"That was… a unique fight." Fluttershy commented, but glad that Pinkie didn't die.

"But that didn't answer the question of which one of them would've won in a fight to the death!" Rainbow Dash said, really wanted to see Pinkie win.

"Well, that's one question that will remain a mystery." Deadpool shrugged.

"What's important is that everyone is a winner in a big party!" Pinkie smiled and they laugh together.

"…Pinkie, can you please have Deadpool leave my house now?" Sunset requested, not wanting to feel any more weirdness from this any longer.

Author's Note

KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!

Deadpool: Ha! Bet you didn't see that coming!

I'm sure they were very surprised of this reaction chapter with you being here and having a fun time with the pony Pinkie Pie, and I kind of expected the battle to end with how Pinkie is when it comes to parties like birthday parties.

Deadpool: Wait until I make my third appearance in Death Battle.

Pinkie Pie: And that will be insane!

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