Elegance is Divine

by Jeffrey Pie

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Romance
Length: 648

Jeff goes on Several wacky dates

Jeff decides that he wants to go on dates but it seems that it isn't easy for him. A lot of chaos goes left and right and surely even Discord would call this a mess. Please comment and see what you think… No bs comments (if you have nothing nice to say or care ignore this or I will report you to get your account banned END OF STORY) which means I want you to help me not make me suffer :/… This is not complete yet I just need a bit more advice before I move on

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-31 17:27:15 UTC

Disaster Can Be Laughable

There comes a time when things do start very well as they come down hard as a rock down to its very core. This is one such thing that happened to two ponies. Jeffrey was basically levitating around (Due to inheriting his mother flying ability without wings) to enjoy the breezy sky and then all of the sudden he had developed a plan, such a plan that he may have a chance to date her more often.

"Im gonna do it this time! And surely I would knock her socks off!" he said grinning with delight

Then he flew off to her house to knock on her door.

"If it's the muffin man I dont want anymore muffins I can make it myself!" he just giggled and she decided to open the door and saw flowers in his hooves. "For me?" then he nodded "How sweet of you!" then she munches on them and he falls down laughing. "Why are you laughing at me?" then she was about to cry so a few tears shed but then he was shocked that he was almost going to ruin it for him and for life so then he decided to hug her and say "I didn't mean it like that way, I really didnt! Its just it's how you ridiculous you react to a certain situation but it's not a bad thing really!" she sniffed after and said "Really?" he nodded and she hugged and kissed his cheek. "Can I go on a date at your house?" then she smiled and wonderful smile that it made him squee so much it hurt his face harshly. "Sure! But let me prepare!" then he replied "Ok but be careful!"

The two went in and Derpy baked the muffins while Jeff was sitting down waiting to eat those delicious sweets. Jeff's mouth was watering with delight once he took a whiff of those very awesomely made muffins. He couldn't wait to devour the first few servings but then Derpy slipped and threw a muffin in his face "Whoops my bad!" she said nervously then Jeff got up to wash his face but then Derpy slipped and Jeff slipped and it ended up with him having a butt on his face and being farted on. "MY BAD" then Jeff just wheezed and coughed and left so he can fresh air "THATS TOTALLY DIRTBAG DISGUSTING!" then he threw up on the clouds. "You ok Jeffrey?" then Jeff just glared at her to tell her that hes not ok and then he got upset but he decided not to and just hugged her "Your really something else derpy! But hey I kinda deserved that HA HA!" then we both laughed it off.

The rest of the date wasn't a disaster until Rainbow busted in yelling "YO WONDERBOLTS WANT YOU IN DERPY!!" Derpy ears perked up and ran to get her wonderbolts costume on. "Sorry Jeff gotta go!" then she flew away from him. The date was about to be good till Rainbow ruin it so then he glared at her cold "ummm.... I think I should go too..." Rainbow said but then she was slammed against the wall. "THIS WAS MY FREAKING NIGHT TO HAVE A CHANCE AND NOW YOU BLEW IT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE OCEAN" then he slapped her "Im really sorry but thanks for ruining my date because she has work ALL WEEK AFTER TOMORROW! RAINBOW HOW COULD YOU?" then he just cried in frustration "Just go... Please go..." then Rainbow flew away a little sad saying when she left him behind "I didnt mean to... Just that she doesn't have a choice because there is no other time to get ready for tonight sorry..." This night was the worst that Jeff had to deal with not to mention the date was going almost so well...