One Minute Melee: Gwenpool vs Pinkie Pie (EG)

by Saiyan of the North Star

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Human, Pinkie Pie (EqG), Other, Equestria Girls, Comedy, Random, Violence
Length: 1312

Gwenpool, the young teenage female version of Deadpool. Pinkie Pie, the human version of the pink party pony. Two crazy girls are about to go at each other to see who is the true girl of fun all in 60 seconds, things will be broken than sweets.

Gwenpool, the young teenage female version of Deadpool. Pinkie Pie, the human version of the pink party pony. Two crazy girls are about to go at each other to see who is the true girl of fun all in 60 seconds, things will be broken than sweets. Let see who will win in One Minute Melee!

Published 2020-08-27 18:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-08-27 18:00:00 UTC

One Minute Melee: Gwenpool vs Pinkie Pie

One Minute Melee: Gwenpool vs Pinkie Pie (EG)

Two Fighters

No Research

MELEE!

Canterlot City is one of the most, if not, wonderful place in the world where everyone is friendly to each other and sometimes you can feel the magic in the air though you might that to be true too.

Then suddenly appearing in a puff of smoke and falling from a 40-feet fall from the air, crashing on the soccer field of Canterlot High School is girl wearing skintight pink and white suit with only the legs revealing with matching boots. She also has a pair of katanas stripe on her back, a knife or two on her legs, and one gun on each hip.

This girl crazy and cutie-looking girl is none other than Gweenpool.

“Ow, I’ll take the complimented for pulling me out of nowhere like that. And seriously, couldn’t you have given me a better entrance when Deadpool’s?” Gwenpool asked the author brushing off some dust.

I thought it would be funny for you to appear in front of a high school, and you do look good like that.

“Yeah, I do look good and sexy! So, I’m here to fight someone, right?” Gwenpool asked.

Yep, look to your right.

Gwenpool look to the direction and her pink-lens eyes widen.

“Seriously? That’s who I’m going to be fighting? You got to be f” Gwenpool stopped her curse sentence and looks up seeing the rating TV-Y7 logo. “…kidding me.” Gwenpool groaned.

No, this is serious Gwenpool. You will be facing the Equestria Girl human version of the party-loving pink pony, Pinkie Pie herself.

“Did someone say my name?” Pinkie asked and saw Gwenpool gasping of seeing a new face in town.

Pinkie dashes toward Gwenpool with a wide smile across her face pressing her nose against the new girl.

“Oh wow, are you new in this town? Are you also a new student in Canterlot High too? If that’s case prepares to be welcome!” Pinkie declared as she is about to sing the “Welcome Song” but Gwenpool punched her on the face that knocks her down.

“Yeah, no, I’m more into rock ‘n’ roll with heavy metal. The welcoming song is too much for babies to me.” Gwenpool rolled her eyes then she taps on the shoulder from behind.

Gwenpool turns around to see who it is then “BOOM” got exploded in the face by some candies causing her to become dizzy, the culprit is reveal to be Pinkie Pie with an angry face as she kicks the white and pink girl across ten feet away.

(Music: Super Mario Party Main Theme OST)

“Nobody refuses a good welcoming song and punch me in the face like that.” Pinkie yelled as she transforms into her Friendship Powerup form.

“Okay, this might actually get excited. Bring it on!” Gwenpool dared pulling her two swords as the prepared for battle.

Time to get this Party Started!
FIGHT!

60

Pinkie pulled out a big mallet and whacked the big FIGHT! Ramming it right into Gwenpool knocking her down again though she quickly got back up and charge at Pinkie swinging her blades at the pink-puffy hair girl. However, Pinkie is able to dodge them and blows a long balloon that poke at Gwenpool’s nose making it into a balloon sword.

“En guard!” Pinkie dared.

Gwenpool was impress and pop the balloon with the tip of her sword but didn’t realize by doing that release confetti on her face and streamers wrapping her up like a present.

50

“Prepare to taste the ancient martial art of… silly slapping!” Pinkie started slipping Gwenpool on the face rapidly.

Gwenpool counter by biting Pinkie’s hand causing the party girl to scream in pain.

40

Pinkie try shaking the girl off her hand but couldn’t loosen the hard biting grip until she got an and pulls out a pepper shaker from her hair and shake the pepper onto Gwenpool’s face making her nose twitches and struggling the urges to sneeze.

30

Pinkie shake the pepper again which was more than enough to make her opponent sneeze which actually blew Pinkie away, Gwenpool breaks free from her binding then quickly charge at Pinkie slashing at the pink girl with some combo moves and send her flying away.

20

“Hope you like going out with a bang!” Gwenpool smirked pulling out a grenade, pulling the pin, and throwing it at Pinkie.

Pinkie saw the grenade and quickly pulls out a silver cover for fancy plates served in restaurants, putting her foot on the ground to stop herself from flying any further, then slam the cover right on top of the grenade to prevent the blast only to be blasted into the air.

“AAAAAAAAHHHHH?!” Pinkie screamed.

10

Gwenpool laughs at the sight of Pinkie getting launched into the air and wanted to follow her to see where she lands and take a picture, but she couldn’t move her legs for some reason and looks down surprise to see her whole body except her head is trap inside a cannon.

“Surprise, bet you forgotten I can break the Fourth Wall too like the pony me went up against Deadpool!” Pinkie mentioned, jumping out from behind the cannon.

5

“Damn it!” Gwenpool cursed.

4

“Enjoy the flight!” Pinkie pulled the rope trigger of her party cannon.

2

Gwenpool is launched at incredible speed probably a little faster than a race car at top speed until her speedy flight was stopped.

1

CRACK!!

(Music End)

When Gwenpool’s face smashed right into the Fourth Wall making some cracks and stopping the countdown leaving to the one second.

“Uh-oh.” Gwenpool got back up and looked at the countdown.

“I think we broke the timing, Pinkie Pie.” Gwenpool informed as Pinkie walks up to her looking at the broken still clock.

“Now, that’s the second time I have to deal with something related to time. Although, that was at the Starswirl music festival was different because Sunset was trapped in this time loop living through the same day for 30 times, I think it was 30 times, until we found the causes and broke the loop.” Pinkie mentioned.

“Wow, that’s pretty amazing! I’m starting to see how Deadpool got along with that pink pony in the Death Battle episode.” Gwenpool impressed.

“Thanks, you’re pretty cool yourself with the swords and the HE-YA! CHOP, CHOP!” Pinkie shouted in some kung fu poses making Gwenpool laughs.

“Man, never thought I would meet another fun-loving crazy girl like me. Hey, you want to hang out?” Gwenpool asked.

“Sure.” Pinkie nodded and look to the Fourth Wall.

“Hey Author, me and Gween are calling this match a draw. Is that okay with you?” Pinkie asked.

Sure, I was just about to fix the clock right now and call it a double KO.

“Cool, now let me introduces you to the sweetest place I know you’re going to love!” Pinkie excited.

“Okay!” Gwenpool smiled

And the two opponents, now newest best friends skipping together to Sugarcube Corner.

DOUBLE KO!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have…

A DRAW

Author's Note

KO a new story is born and hope you all enjoy it!

I decided to make a new One Minute Melee since it’s been a while when I first made one and hope you like how the outcome went considering these two are crazy-cute girls are, it could have gone either way.

Pinkie Pie: And we couldn’t be happier to be best friends now!

Gwenpool: Totally, thanks a bunch, dude!

You’re welcome.

Gweenpool: Pinkie, you got check few of these stories with you in them. He made your chest HUGE!

Pinkie: Oh, let me see.

No wait, this is gonna be embarrassing.

KO comment, favorite, click the thumb up button, and hope you all enjoyed this Awesome story!