Living up

What's this?

It was two months since Discord's defeat and it was another beautifull day in Equestria. Everypony was cheerfull and doing their useual routine. Well, almost everypony.

'Stupid ponies with their stupid magic of friendship. I was supposed to be spreading chaos and having fun! But noooooo those stupid ponies had to seal me away again. I'm bored! I'm going insane! Oh wait, I can't go insane. That means I'm going sane. Ugh. Soon I'll catch myself talking to someone who doesn't exist!' Discord was more than pissed. But there's nothing he could do about it.

SPLAT

'Oh come on! Go away stupid birds!' And bird poop didn't brighten his mood one bit. 'How can things actually get worse?! Wait, is that... Oh great. Rain! And it's not even choclat milk! Ugh... Even if it was I wouldn't be able to drink it. Wait... Is that chaos I sense? It would be my ticket out of here if it was stronger but still, chaos is chaos. At least my spirit can now leave my body. Let's take a look shall we? ...Who am I actually talking to? Nevermind.' He left his body and flew towards the source of chaos.

"... Sister! Please let me go to the concert!" He suddenly heard a fimiliar voice. He turned around and saw a blue alicorn following Celestia.

'Is that?'

"Luna, we both have to attend to this meeting. I'm sorry but you can't go." Luna mumbled something in response to Celestia's answer.

'Yes she is! Little Woona! I haven't seen you in eons!' He brought his head to her level but instead of seeing him she walked straight through him. Discord shuddered. It wouldn't have bin that bad if he hadn't seen her insides.. 'Ugh... I did not need to see that. Well that's only a slight downside but I'm not in the position to complain. After all, who would be able to hear it?' He continued his search for the chaos he felt and he soon arrived in familiar surroundings.

'Ponyville? Can't say I'm too surprised. After all, I did turn it into the capital of chaos. Now where is the source of the chaos I felt... Aha! In the library!' He flew inside and looked around for anything out of place. When he saw nothing he concentrated a bit more and found out it was coming from Twilight's room.

"Who."

Discord turned around and saw an owl staring at him. 'It's just an owl. Maybe it's Twilight's pet!'

"Who." The owl kept looking at him.

Discord raised an eyebrow and started moving around. The owl kept looking at him.

'Hmmm... If you can see me, say who thrice in a row, okay?'

"Who. Who. Who." Apparantly the owl was able to see him.

'Interresting. Maybe my chaos affected you too?' He shrugged. 'No matter. Let's see if I can find the source.' He flew into Twilight's room and immediatly saw Twilight standing in front of a mirror. Something about her looked different.

"Rarity is right. I really need to start eating less. I've gained a bit too much weight in my opinion." Now he saw it. She was rounder. He couldn't help but laugh at Twilight.

'The element of magic! Getting fat! Too rich!' He wiped an imaginary tear from his eye.

'Focus Discord. It looks like the source of chaos is coming from Twilight. From... within her? That I gotta see.' He shrunk to the size of a tea cup and flew into Twilight.

After a bit of searching (I'm not going into details.) he found a unicorn foal inside Twilight's womb. His eyes went wide in shock.

'... Okay, now I'm sure I've seen everything. This explains Twilight's gaining, but I never expected her to actually do it!' He was amazed and confused at the same time.

'Wait a sec. This little guy here is clearly a product of chaos, so that means... Oh hell no.' Discord went pale from realization and his eyes went wide.

'I am it's father. And Twilight is the mother. The worst thing is, this is the second time something like this happened. That reminds to visit Screwball when I have the time.' He flew to the foal to inspect it.

'Hmmm... He's grown rather big in only two months. He already has the form of a pony and he's already getting a bit of fur. If he keeps up this speed he'll be born in three months.'

'Who are you?' A foals voice said.

'Huh. I could have sworn I heard a voice.' He shrugged it off and continued inspecting his 'son'.

'You did. Who are you? You sound familiar.' The voice sounded curious.

'Are you by any chance this foal here?' He raised an eyebrow.

'I am. But who are you?'

'I am Discord. The spirit of chaos and disharmony.' He said proudly. But he slumped when he remebered that one annoying fact. 'And I'm... also your father.'

'My... father?' The foal sounded confused.

'Yep.' He suddenly perked up. 'And you're going to need a name. How about... Anarchy? Yes, that will do. You are allready ignoring the laws of physics so it suits you perfectly.' He grinned madly at the thought of Anarchy becoming another spirit of chaos

'Anarchy... Okay. So since I'm your son, can I control chaos too?' Anarchy asked.

'I'm sure you can. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to look around a bit. Maybe mess with a few ponies.' He said while grinning. He flew away and grew to his normal size.

'First things first, let's cause some chaos.' He laughed darkly, giving Twilight the chills.

"Why do I have this sudden feeling of dread?"

Anarchy... That's the name he gave me. I then knew why I was already concious. I was the product of chaos. It was pretty boring inside mommy. Not much to do except growing and waiting. I was sure I was slowly losing it. I decided to put myself to sleep and start waiting. Waiting for daddy to return...

He couldn't do much, but a little push in the right direction can create quite a bit of chaos. For example: he turned up the heat in the oven a bit and he made a cake explode in a ponies face, making her stumble into a cupboard and making all the plates fall and break.

'You ponies are so much fun!' He said to nopony in particular. After having messed enough with the pony he flew away, looking for something else to do. He saw a foal walk around and the memory immediatly popped up.

'Ugh! I really need something to occupy my mind! That memory is so annoying!' He snapped his fingers and he let the foal trip. He then saw his favorite element: laughter. 'This going to be fun.'